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Mike Thurston could be the Hottest man on the Planet

Ideal

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by Anonymousreply 279May 15, 2023 4:59 PM

He's hot but not that hot. His face is tuned, there.

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by Anonymousreply 1December 14, 2021 11:31 PM

He could be the hottest lay for the right price, allegedly.

by Anonymousreply 2December 14, 2021 11:35 PM

He is stunning. Not to say hot or even sensual, really. He's overprocessed - the hairless body, the muscles, the hair transplants (which he is not taking full advantage of). All this paints a broad picture of a seemingly perfect individual.

He has some sort of "business" in Dubai but his money, apartment, Jag, etc. come from 1) family and 2) the real business that R2 suggests. He's got to be a whore.

But that nasal voice - the only turnoff; he could use a visit to an Otolaryngologist. Or lay off the cocaine, though he doesn't seem the user type.

by Anonymousreply 3December 14, 2021 11:39 PM

And what is the difference between stunning and hot?

by Anonymousreply 4December 14, 2021 11:41 PM

It’s amazing how many muscle stars are British now. I fight think gym culture was big there

by Anonymousreply 5December 14, 2021 11:41 PM

I want to like him more but he’s so overtanned.

by Anonymousreply 6December 14, 2021 11:41 PM

I got it. He's immaculately turned out but it adds up to phony.

by Anonymousreply 7December 14, 2021 11:42 PM

^ Yes, he's going for the look of 'fine Corinthian leather'. His skin will not age well.

by Anonymousreply 8December 14, 2021 11:42 PM

Just because someone goes to Dubai doesn’t mean they are you know what.

by Anonymousreply 9December 14, 2021 11:43 PM

[quote] Just because someone goes to Dubai doesn’t mean they are you know what.

I’m going to Dubai!

by Anonymousreply 10December 14, 2021 11:46 PM

And no fucking tattoos!

by Anonymousreply 11December 15, 2021 5:22 AM

He is perfection.

DL = Jealous Bitches.

by Anonymousreply 12December 15, 2021 5:28 AM

he's hot but definitely not the hottest on the planet

Better than most of the 5s and 6s DL usually thirsts over

by Anonymousreply 13December 15, 2021 5:57 AM

Hi Mike. Welcome to Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 14December 15, 2021 6:02 AM

He’s the hottest on this thread. So far.

by Anonymousreply 15December 15, 2021 6:12 AM

He hangs around other hot guys who are also known to be available for the right price. Where there’s smoke, there’s fire.

by Anonymousreply 16December 15, 2021 7:19 AM

Prove it.

by Anonymousreply 17December 15, 2021 7:23 AM

Very hot. I like sporty guys so for me those abs look big enough.

by Anonymousreply 18December 15, 2021 7:50 AM

R16, that’s what people who recklessly tell lies on others say

by Anonymousreply 19December 15, 2021 8:22 AM

The thing about him is that he is highly intelligent too which makes me want to kill him (to keep him from a women) and yet I want to cuddle with him, too! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME???

He's so fucking HOT!!! I can;t imagine him with a woman! it makes me want to barf!

by Anonymousreply 20December 15, 2021 8:30 AM

Is he straight?

by Anonymousreply 21December 15, 2021 8:32 AM

His body is perfect. Face is an 8/10. But the skin... way too tan.

by Anonymousreply 22December 15, 2021 9:32 AM

Steroids, spray tan, depilatories, and hair transplants. Fuck off. I'll take an otter-type guy with as natural body over these types of fake-ass insta-whores any day. He probably lets rich arabs shit on him for cash. Fucking gross.

by Anonymousreply 23December 15, 2021 10:04 AM

Is OP a woman?

by Anonymousreply 24December 15, 2021 10:09 AM

Let me clarify: is the person who posted in OP a woman?

by Anonymousreply 25December 15, 2021 10:11 AM

R20, you have serious issues dude

by Anonymousreply 26December 15, 2021 10:12 AM

R23, as if you could get the time of day from a dude a fraction as hot

by Anonymousreply 27December 15, 2021 10:13 AM

Except when it's Aaron Schock when he goes to Dubai, R9. That is definitely for you know what.

by Anonymousreply 28December 15, 2021 10:14 AM

This guy is not remotely hot. He his COMPLETELY fake. Stupid fags and fraus that think this piece of shit is hot need to travel once outside their trailer park.

by Anonymousreply 29December 15, 2021 10:16 AM

Actually r27, I have guys way hotter than this sucking my cock every weekend, and then presenting hole. I wouldn't look twice at fake tan steroids kweens like this loser or yourself.

by Anonymousreply 30December 15, 2021 10:19 AM

Uh huh, sure 🙄

by Anonymousreply 31December 15, 2021 10:36 AM

He's very hot but not rugged enough for me

by Anonymousreply 32December 15, 2021 11:42 AM

He's certainly a contender. Too much muscle tho.

by Anonymousreply 33December 15, 2021 12:22 PM

Gorgeous for sure !

by Anonymousreply 34December 15, 2021 12:23 PM

A PUMPED up body and a CHISELED chest does NOT constitute the HOTTEST man on Earth.

A FLAT stomach is hot.

A chiseled stomach is NOT.

by Anonymousreply 35December 15, 2021 12:25 PM

Uh huh, sure 🙄

by Anonymousreply 36December 15, 2021 12:29 PM

I will reserve judgment pending verificatia of sizemeat.

by Anonymousreply 37December 15, 2021 12:31 PM

And cut or uncut status.

by Anonymousreply 38December 15, 2021 12:33 PM

[quote] to keep him from a women

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 39December 15, 2021 12:33 PM

[quote]And what is the difference between stunning and hot?

Usually about 15 years.

by Anonymousreply 40December 15, 2021 12:34 PM

Meh. Plucked and plastic.

by Anonymousreply 41December 15, 2021 12:35 PM

R35 is hilarious. And posting from 1970.

by Anonymousreply 42December 15, 2021 12:47 PM

porn star

by Anonymousreply 43December 15, 2021 12:51 PM

And he is or does or I should know because…. ??

Is he an Instagram “talent”?

by Anonymousreply 44December 15, 2021 12:52 PM

Are we supposed to know who he is? Besides a vain narcissist, that is.

by Anonymousreply 45December 15, 2021 1:18 PM

And Sarah Jessica Parker is the prettiest.

by Anonymousreply 46December 15, 2021 1:19 PM

He's a whore, darlin'

by Anonymousreply 47December 15, 2021 1:27 PM

Goals

by Anonymousreply 48December 15, 2021 2:01 PM

[quote] Goals

You failed to complete your sentence, Mr. King.

by Anonymousreply 49December 15, 2021 2:31 PM

Goals says it all

by Anonymousreply 50December 15, 2021 3:07 PM

I love his eyes. That shade of blue makes a man look so intense. Like a Viking warrior raping me after conquering my village.

by Anonymousreply 51December 15, 2021 3:20 PM

[quote] Just because someone goes to Dubai doesn’t mean they are you know what.

I agree. He is likely an OPEC oil minister.

by Anonymousreply 52December 15, 2021 4:09 PM

He's done some helpful videos on his hair transplant operation and the drugs he takes to maintain his hair and the effect they have on his sex drive. (Minimal right now. My comment: Over time, who knows?)

Here's one of his videos showing before and after.

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by Anonymousreply 53December 15, 2021 4:27 PM

I've followed him on and off on youtube over the years. The vapidity of him bro'ing-out all over Europe with his homey's, all the while trying to convince you that he has grasped the golden ring of life, becomes all a bit too juvenile for my tastes eventually and I have un-follow for a while. Sick bod for sure. Seems to rep various muscle potions and skimpy clothes for a living. Seems a bit hard to believe that pays the bills... must be the youtube income and 'other sources'?

by Anonymousreply 54December 15, 2021 4:28 PM

[quote] Seems to rep various muscle potions and skimpy clothes for a living. Seems a bit hard to believe that pays the bills... must be the youtube income and 'other sources'?

But Dubai is FAMOUS for exporting muscle potions and skimpy clothing! I'm sure that's why he spends so much time there.

That, and the lovely weather.

by Anonymousreply 55December 15, 2021 7:06 PM

R42- I've seen photos of naked men from ca. 1971 and I do LOVE their natural ( no tattoos, no piercings, no rings, no shaved pubic hair ) slim ( no builds) bodies. I need to take a time machine back to the early 1970's when natural slim guys were EVERYWHERE.

No all guys are either fat ,muscular or both.

by Anonymousreply 56December 15, 2021 7:18 PM

Too short.

by Anonymousreply 57December 15, 2021 7:19 PM

Mike Thurston?

I prefer Thurston Howell The Third

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by Anonymousreply 58December 15, 2021 7:23 PM

I'm always a little amused by these no-name, sorta-hot ppl who throw together some youtube clip swanning around some vaguely exotic city as if they're famous and interesting.

"Follow ME to learn the inside dope on the REAL Ljubljana!!" or whatever.

It's a living, I guess. But a weird one.

by Anonymousreply 59December 15, 2021 7:29 PM

[quote]Seems a bit hard to believe that pays the bills... must be the youtube income and 'other sources'?

What bills!!!!! He's an influencer. He gets loads of things for free on condition he promotes them. His latest Instagram post has 2 businesses tagged in. He's got a fitness app and a clothes line. No way does he pay market rate for the luxury flat he lives in in Dubai, or for the luxury gym he works out in.

There's no way he paid £12k for his hair transplant - not only did he not pay a penny, the clinic would have paid him to promote the hell out of - the video now has over 1 million views.

by Anonymousreply 60December 15, 2021 7:53 PM

R60- Yes, he's an influencer on how

NOT to do things

by Anonymousreply 61December 15, 2021 8:09 PM

Hot!

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by Anonymousreply 62December 15, 2021 8:11 PM

R62 linky stinky

by Anonymousreply 63December 17, 2021 2:08 PM

Incredible

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by Anonymousreply 64December 17, 2021 2:34 PM

Mike, why are you lurking on Datalounge promoting your “THOTness” lifestyle brand go the thirsty old gays? Seems off brand.

by Anonymousreply 65December 17, 2021 3:12 PM

He's nice to look at, but I can't see being able to do much with that. Too overdeveloped. When a man can't wear clothes properly because they're stretched to the limit over his muscles, he's just too damn big. He looks uncomfortable in clothes to me.

by Anonymousreply 66December 17, 2021 3:16 PM

He's undeniably a good looking gut and has an exceptional body (when he's dieted down for a photoshoot).

But, he's hardly the "hottest man on the planet" by a far stretch.

No one is kicking him out of bed and few people are turning him down if they meet him out and about. But, there are literally dozens of guys I could name who I'd choose over him, given the choice, that is...

by Anonymousreply 67December 17, 2021 3:21 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Anonymousreply 68December 18, 2021 12:53 AM

[quote] When a man can't wear clothes properly because they're stretched to the limit over his muscles, he's just too damn big

That's what makes a guy HOT!!

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by Anonymousreply 69December 18, 2021 1:06 AM

Precisely. That’s why people send him money just to gawk at his physique

by Anonymousreply 70December 18, 2021 1:45 AM

Men work out everyday and avoid carbs so they can fit into their clothes like this

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by Anonymousreply 71December 18, 2021 1:55 AM

R67 has stated her boundaries.

No one cares.

by Anonymousreply 72December 18, 2021 3:02 AM

r2 Ooh spill?! Is he Dubai boy kind of thing?!

r1 What is meant by a tuned face?

by Anonymousreply 73December 18, 2021 3:44 AM

r16 Any names of the guys/ models/instahoes he hangs around with please?

by Anonymousreply 74December 18, 2021 3:46 AM

[quote] Seems to rep various muscle potions and skimpy clothes for a living. Seems a bit hard to believe that pays the bills... must be the youtube income and 'other sources'?

Per Thurston, he's raking in several hundred thousand a year off his online business (selling training videos, etc) which are generated from his Youtube viewership.

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by Anonymousreply 75December 18, 2021 3:44 PM

[quote]Any names of the guys/ models/instahoes he hangs around with please?

Most of them have their own youtube presence ...

by Anonymousreply 76December 18, 2021 4:39 PM

[quote][R16] Any names of the guys/ models/instahoes he hangs around with please?

Just look at who he tags in to he Instaho posts.

by Anonymousreply 77December 18, 2021 4:41 PM

He’s one of the biggest names internationally in make aesthetics

by Anonymousreply 78December 18, 2021 4:41 PM

Male aesthetics *

by Anonymousreply 79December 18, 2021 4:41 PM

[quote] That's what makes a guy HOT!!

No, it makes them look like cartoon freaks.

by Anonymousreply 80December 18, 2021 4:43 PM

And what Planet (sic) would that be, OP?

Because we're awfully tired of Uranus being the target of every probe.

by Anonymousreply 81December 18, 2021 4:49 PM

R74 look on his instagram and YouTube and you'll see the names crop up.

by Anonymousreply 82December 18, 2021 5:38 PM

[quote]Per Thurston, he's raking in several hundred thousand a year off his online business (selling training videos, etc) which are generated from his Youtube viewership.

His youtube channel is an extended commercial for his escorting.

With only 1.2 million subs, there is NO way he's making that kind of money off youtube.

by Anonymousreply 83December 18, 2021 5:40 PM

Reading comprehension really isn’t your thing, is it?

That poster never said he got that money from YouTube, but from his online business of selling workout videos that his YouTube subscriber base helps promote.

by Anonymousreply 84December 18, 2021 6:29 PM

Exactly

by Anonymousreply 85December 18, 2021 6:43 PM

I'll never understand the need to white-knight instahoes honor. He's hot, but obviously manufactured, artificial is a boner killer for some people y'know.

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by Anonymousreply 86December 18, 2021 8:03 PM

Hot and manufactured is precisely my type

by Anonymousreply 87December 19, 2021 5:30 AM

I came across him earlier this year or last year and jacked off a couple of times.

But, he doesn't have much of a personality and seems like he's morally bankrupt, so there wasn't much longevity in my interest in him. He's also straight or in the closet. So, I moved on.

by Anonymousreply 88December 19, 2021 5:42 AM

Morally bankrupt? Based on what?

by Anonymousreply 89December 19, 2021 5:46 AM

[quote] I came across him earlier this year or last year and jacked off a couple of times

In person?

by Anonymousreply 90December 19, 2021 11:34 AM

Imagine licking your own jizz off his pecs after he's fucked it out of you.

JUST IMAGINE

by Anonymousreply 91December 19, 2021 11:46 AM

R91 Just hire the whore already. Or is he over your budget?

by Anonymousreply 92December 19, 2021 11:52 AM

When they’re tanned correctly, and lit correctly, and pumped correctly— for the perfect photoshoot, are they even really any more?

by Anonymousreply 93December 19, 2021 12:07 PM

His face is beautifully proportioned and overall he is beautiful but he's extremely unsexy. The hairless bodybuilder aesthetic has never appealed to me because those men in their narcissism are very unmasculine. They seem like little princesses who spend most of their time grooming themselves in front of a mirror. Couple that with possible steroid use and we have an unstable asshole with shrunken balls prone to rage at a drop of a hat. He's all your, ladies.

by Anonymousreply 94December 19, 2021 12:24 PM

In OP`s picture he has Melania Trump eyes!

by Anonymousreply 95December 19, 2021 5:55 PM

R94, it definitely appeals to me bro

by Anonymousreply 96December 19, 2021 9:29 PM

I love how huge male fitness models have become

by Anonymousreply 97December 22, 2021 3:33 PM

I am never quite sure which is more ridiculous.

People declaring that the object of their affection is possibly one of the hottest men on the planet.

Or the ones who spend time arguing with the OP that they aren't.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

by Anonymousreply 98December 22, 2021 3:55 PM

Come to think of it, it might just be me who is more ridiculous thinking people will ever change.

by Anonymousreply 99December 22, 2021 3:57 PM

Yeah, but we LIKE you, r99.

by Anonymousreply 100December 22, 2021 4:11 PM

More!

by Anonymousreply 101December 22, 2021 4:21 PM

Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, but there's a reason the Greeks were carving similar ripped bods out of 12 ton blocks 2400 years ago: it's ideal. Hotter, healthier, superior virality. Most here whining about the huge waste of time, and narcissistic vanity, are partly correct, but probably justifying their inability to achieve this level of fitness. Jealousy is the word if I recall.

by Anonymousreply 102December 22, 2021 4:27 PM

[quote] but probably justifying their inability to achieve this level of fitness. Jealousy is the word if I recall.

It's just a matter of priorities; almost any one can achieve superior levels of body-beautiful and fitness (organically or with pharmaceutical assistance), but I would say that most merely look to sustain a proper level of health and get on with their own priorities and distractions. I expect that most people see so much emphasis on the body-beautiful as a meaningless indulgence.

by Anonymousreply 103December 22, 2021 5:23 PM

Hot people hang around hot people.

by Anonymousreply 104December 22, 2021 5:26 PM

[quote] superior virality.

Wouldn’t that mean they’d be sick all the time?

by Anonymousreply 105December 22, 2021 5:55 PM

Shocked he’s British

by Anonymousreply 106December 22, 2021 6:10 PM

He is far more a British ideal than anywhere else.

"Possible" steroid use?

by Anonymousreply 107December 22, 2021 6:22 PM

He kind of looks like CGI or 3D animation.

by Anonymousreply 108December 22, 2021 6:27 PM

Imagine having him in your bed

by Anonymousreply 109December 22, 2021 6:36 PM

All bricked up

by Anonymousreply 110December 22, 2021 6:36 PM

Blue

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by Anonymousreply 111January 23, 2022 3:47 AM

]quote] Blue

I like it.

by Anonymousreply 112January 23, 2022 3:48 AM

[quote] Blue

I like it.

by Anonymousreply 113January 23, 2022 3:48 AM

He is beautiful but the face is so lacking in any kind of distinctive characteristics he's as hot as an ice cube. Maybe as he ages he'll become sexy. I'd prefer a good 7.

by Anonymousreply 114January 23, 2022 3:56 AM

Uncut, I assume? Pics?

by Anonymousreply 115January 23, 2022 4:04 AM

Impeccable

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by Anonymousreply 116February 4, 2022 2:24 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 117February 4, 2022 12:57 PM

[quote]And what is the difference between stunning and hot?

If ya gotta ask...

by Anonymousreply 118February 4, 2022 12:59 PM

Boat bros

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by Anonymousreply 119February 8, 2022 11:34 AM

His tits are on fire

by Anonymousreply 120February 8, 2022 12:06 PM

Alpha King 👑

by Anonymousreply 121February 8, 2022 12:37 PM

His face is gorgeous but, and this may be a hot take, the overly muscly body puts me off. I find guys who look like they live and breathe gym a turn off. There’s a happy medium. But in spite of my bitching, I’d let him bend and break me like a pretzel.

by Anonymousreply 122February 8, 2022 12:44 PM

He’s precisely my type

by Anonymousreply 123February 8, 2022 12:57 PM

Unitard

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by Anonymousreply 124February 13, 2022 2:59 AM

is his hole nice and sloppy?

by Anonymousreply 125February 13, 2022 3:12 AM

He looks 3 feet tall in r124

by Anonymousreply 126February 13, 2022 6:04 PM

That’s because he’s so stacked, yoked

by Anonymousreply 127February 13, 2022 6:08 PM

He is part of the Wounded Warrior project.

by Anonymousreply 128February 13, 2022 6:10 PM

His body is perfect…particularly when it’s photoshopped .

And they are ALL photoshopped for social media

by Anonymousreply 129February 13, 2022 6:16 PM

[Quote] He is part of the Wounded Warrior project.

That’s a corrupt organization if there ever was one

by Anonymousreply 130February 13, 2022 6:16 PM

[Quote] He’s precisely my type

Hunky and handsome?

What an original you are

by Anonymousreply 131February 13, 2022 6:17 PM

Lovely makeup jobs

by Anonymousreply 132February 13, 2022 6:17 PM

I wonder what his junk looks like. Let us speculate ... humongous and bloated like the rest of him?

by Anonymousreply 133February 13, 2022 8:08 PM

His skin is very similar to a leather chair I have in my den.

by Anonymousreply 134February 13, 2022 11:01 PM

Still hot

by Anonymousreply 135February 15, 2022 1:02 AM

Does he still have a sugar daddy in Dubai?

by Anonymousreply 136February 15, 2022 1:48 AM

I'm going to Dubai!

by Anonymousreply 137February 15, 2022 1:49 AM

Provocative

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by Anonymousreply 138February 20, 2022 12:10 AM

r138 What do you think he is trying to convey or signal in that photo?

by Anonymousreply 139February 20, 2022 12:15 AM

He's got a fucked up hairline. In a few years his hair won't cover his head.

by Anonymousreply 140February 20, 2022 12:18 AM

I adore him, I have to say.

by Anonymousreply 141February 20, 2022 12:22 AM

[quote][R138] What do you think he is trying to convey or signal in that photo?

It's a screen grab from his Instagram stories. He's at some kind of party where people are joking about on camera. He's with some girls when he rubs the back of his thigh.

[quote]He's got a fucked up hairline. In a few years his hair won't cover his head.

He had a hair transplant a few years ago. He's been very open about it - he's talked about the side effects of the medication he's taking post transplant and the impact it has on his ability to get an erection.

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by Anonymousreply 142February 20, 2022 7:41 AM

Thanks R142 I knew there was an issue with the hair. I guess nobody can have everything...

by Anonymousreply 143February 20, 2022 11:01 AM

He’s still blazin hot

by Anonymousreply 144February 20, 2022 2:48 PM

Ideal

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by Anonymousreply 145February 21, 2022 1:49 PM

Beach

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by Anonymousreply 146March 1, 2022 2:18 AM

OP- He's the hottest HARDCORE SCENE QUEEN on the planet

by Anonymousreply 147March 1, 2022 2:20 AM

Gross and unappealing. And this is not "fitness", it's chemically assisted body modification for the sake of "aesthetics". Also I hope he has a good dermatologist because he will need it.

by Anonymousreply 148March 1, 2022 2:31 AM

r146 I would be shocked if a number of wealthy male patrons and fans have not sampled the delights of that!

by Anonymousreply 149March 1, 2022 2:33 AM

I’m always shocked he’s British

by Anonymousreply 150March 1, 2022 2:35 AM

Blah,blah,blah. Dick pics or he doesnt happen. Besides,what good is all that beauty if he has trouble getting erections ???

by Anonymousreply 151March 1, 2022 2:38 AM

I prefer Thurston Howell The Third

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by Anonymousreply 152March 1, 2022 2:39 AM

I’m pretty sure he’s a bottom, R151.

by Anonymousreply 153March 1, 2022 10:38 AM

[quote]Blah,blah,blah. Dick pics or he doesnt happen. Besides,what good is all that beauty if he has trouble getting erections ???

He doesn't have trouble getting erections, and he unleashes heavy loads, as he talks about at 16.40.

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by Anonymousreply 154March 1, 2022 10:43 AM

R152, All I know is Lovey seemed pretty happy! That cock musta been spectacular! LOL

by Anonymousreply 155March 1, 2022 11:08 AM

Lovey? Who dat

by Anonymousreply 156March 1, 2022 11:36 AM

Lovey Howell, Thurston's wife!

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by Anonymousreply 157March 1, 2022 11:46 AM

Oh

by Anonymousreply 158March 1, 2022 11:47 AM

Polish

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by Anonymousreply 159March 6, 2022 11:23 AM

R159 Are they greasing up his steroid bumps?

by Anonymousreply 160March 6, 2022 1:04 PM

I like natural guy next door types. Steroid muscles and overblown gym bodies are a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 161March 6, 2022 1:16 PM

Thurston talks to Chris Williamson about steroid use here, at 11 minutes in.

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by Anonymousreply 162March 6, 2022 1:22 PM

His whole life is about being fag-bait.

by Anonymousreply 163March 6, 2022 1:26 PM

R162 He sits there and brags about there being no universal test to show that he has never taken steroids. Well, DUH! But nobody is asking him about what he has done in the past. Nobody cares about that.

What about what he is doing right now? These Roid Ragers never agree to take a test TODAY! They always wanna talk about not being able to prove they NEVER took any steroids. That is a distraction. I bet if he was asked to take a random steroid test he would say NO. LOL

This whole interview is laughable. Why would he admit to taking steroids when he alone controls whether it can be proven? He is never gonna admit to it.

by Anonymousreply 164March 6, 2022 1:56 PM

R161, I don’t care what you like

by Anonymousreply 165March 6, 2022 2:39 PM

Spray

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by Anonymousreply 166March 10, 2022 11:23 AM

He looks like the lights are on but the dogs aren’t barking. Not sexy.

by Anonymousreply 167March 10, 2022 11:36 AM

That’s why he’s sexy to me.

by Anonymousreply 168March 10, 2022 11:51 AM

Coverman

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by Anonymousreply 169March 20, 2022 3:36 AM

Pec goals

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by Anonymousreply 170March 20, 2022 12:27 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 171April 23, 2022 10:55 AM

His body is actively repulsive to me. So overdone and artificial looking, it goes from beautiful to extremely off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 172April 23, 2022 11:01 AM

The ideal man physically

by Anonymousreply 173April 23, 2022 11:03 AM

It's funny how despite having an ideal face and body, he's still unsexy and forgettable... He seems pretty boring.

by Anonymousreply 174April 23, 2022 11:20 AM

My type.

by Anonymousreply 175April 23, 2022 11:27 AM

Robot on steroids.

by Anonymousreply 176April 23, 2022 11:29 AM

The Sun: Mike Thurston is a YouTuber with over 1 million subscribers. The social media star is also founder of the fitness coaching platform THRST.

by Anonymousreply 177April 23, 2022 11:31 AM

Mike began weight lifting in 2008 at the age of 18, and left his home city of Leeds to pursue an Economics and Business Management degree in Newcastle that same year.

Throughout his time at university and afterwards as a club promoter in Spain, Mike adopted an unhealthy lifestyle, and it wasn't until 2012 that he decided to leave his partying days behind for a career in fitness.

by Anonymousreply 178April 23, 2022 11:32 AM

Influencers frequent Dubai = escorts with a passport

by Anonymousreply 179April 23, 2022 11:33 AM

Rumours vary wildly on how much the fitness star makes, but in March 2020 Muscle & Wealth estimated he made close to £396k ($469k) per year.

by Anonymousreply 180April 23, 2022 11:33 AM

This has accumulated in a total net worth of $8 million, according to the same source, although other web sources claim it's closer to $1 million.

by Anonymousreply 181April 23, 2022 11:33 AM

“I’ve always been into my sports. I played rugby consistently for ten years. If I wasn’t playing rugby, I was either involved in athletics, basketball, football, I even tried cricket, but I was terrible. Just before I turned 18 and the rugby season had ended, I had a sudden interest in lifting weights. I have no idea where it came from. All I knew is wanted to be big.” - Mike Thurston.

by Anonymousreply 182April 23, 2022 11:36 AM

Well for $50K you can have some quality time with him alone in a 5 star hotel suite, a million dollars is just 20 arrangements!

by Anonymousreply 183April 23, 2022 11:38 AM

Prove it

by Anonymousreply 184April 23, 2022 11:42 AM

R184 you can't have him, move on!

by Anonymousreply 185April 23, 2022 11:46 AM

He looks good but I don’t get any sexual vibes from him

by Anonymousreply 186April 23, 2022 12:42 PM

From whom do you get sexual vibes?

by Anonymousreply 187April 23, 2022 1:20 PM

r179 Gosh then reading between the lines many british reality tv stars d listers etc are escorts or escorting?

by Anonymousreply 188April 23, 2022 2:29 PM

R188 lol not just British Z-listers, both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie did yacht girl stint, they were paid million dollars for "The Simple Life" but still not enough for them. Gianluca Vacchi didn't fly Zac Efron to his private yacht just for a drink, Vacchi paid Michelle Rodriguez too, but that's a totally different payment for her yacht appearance.

PS. we are not really talking about those reality tv guys and girls, it's the fitness influencers in their early 20s jet setting, where is the money coming from?

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by Anonymousreply 189April 23, 2022 9:22 PM

[quote] Just because someone goes to Dubai doesn’t mean they are you know what.

Yes, Rose. Men with bodies like that often just go there to get a tan because it's so convenient.

by Anonymousreply 190April 23, 2022 9:25 PM

Has there ever been any sort of exposé on the man-whoring (or even the whoring in general) in Dubai? it's so clearly such a thing there with all those blonde women and tanned men with fabulous bodies, and you hear all kinds of rumors about it here. But I've yet to read anything at length about it.

by Anonymousreply 191April 23, 2022 9:27 PM

[quote] Just because someone goes to Dubai doesn’t mean they are you know what.

It's true-- some legitimate business men and gals work from Dubai.

by Anonymousreply 192April 23, 2022 9:29 PM

He's hot but over tans his body and has for forever, which is a problem with Brit bodybuilders. Also he claims never to have taken steroids ever which I find hard to believe - I don't care if he has, it's pretending he hasn't that's annoying.

He's also a shortie. Other than that though, he is quite gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 193April 23, 2022 9:29 PM

R191 I always assumed that the Dubai government invited the Instawhores there and paid for their trip, room and board in return for a steady stream of photos from the area tagged with Dubai, UAE. A lot of lesser Instawhores probably go on their own because that's where the cool kids are posting from, but I'm pretty sure they are paid to be there, or at least have their trips compensated.

As for why they stay there for months? Could very well be a side deal for the closeted wealthy Arabs to ogle them in private.

by Anonymousreply 194April 23, 2022 9:31 PM

[quote] Could very well be a side deal for the closeted wealthy Arabs to ogle them in private.

Somehow I think they do more than just ogle them.

by Anonymousreply 195April 23, 2022 9:35 PM

His physique makes me wants to run to the gym now

by Anonymousreply 196April 23, 2022 9:35 PM

R195 there's a market for straight guys posing and muscle worship, I'm sure, but I'd be surprised if more than a small minority of them went further than that. Most of them are right wing and very "bro"-ish.

by Anonymousreply 197April 23, 2022 9:39 PM

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by Anonymousreply 198April 23, 2022 9:41 PM

It depends. In 2022, there are a tons of straight identified dudes that engage in some level of interactive muscle worship. Most of them are cool with receiving massages, touching, and what not. Essentially PG-13 to R activity. A minority selectively engage in hardcore activity, including grinding, making out, only receiving oral. A tiny minority of hot muscle bros engage in commercial anal, and even then, very selectively. I am NOT claiming Mike Thurston does any of this.

by Anonymousreply 199April 23, 2022 9:46 PM

He seems kind of useless.

by Anonymousreply 200April 23, 2022 9:58 PM

Is he a Dubai porta potty?

by Anonymousreply 201April 23, 2022 10:04 PM

He has a great sexy voice, too. But I can't get over his height.

by Anonymousreply 202April 23, 2022 10:06 PM

Because you’re submissive

by Anonymousreply 203April 23, 2022 10:07 PM

R203 As your dad said to you on your sixteenth birthday when you asked why he was in your bedroom at night.

by Anonymousreply 204April 23, 2022 10:10 PM

You’re twisted and a creeper too

by Anonymousreply 205April 23, 2022 10:14 PM

On the DL???? Gasp!

by Anonymousreply 206April 23, 2022 10:23 PM

I don't think that there's even a wisp of homosexuality in Mike or his posse. Just a bunch of British guys 'bro'ing' out really. His videographer Louis is cute and has his own youtube channel; louisarmstrong7 or something like that. Louis is OBSESSED with his hair and is an influencer as well. He's somewhat entertaining once in a while. Anyway, they are all in Ibiza now with a few new faces joining them. Its all about cardio, going to the gym, eating, drinking, and all the bro stuff you would expect. Except sex.

by Anonymousreply 207April 23, 2022 10:31 PM

I can’t speak for mike, but someone here has the quaint, erroneous notion that being a bro is inapposite with being bi or gay.

by Anonymousreply 208April 23, 2022 10:37 PM

[quote]inapposite

Well, my time on the DL isn't a total waste I learned a new word!

by Anonymousreply 209April 23, 2022 10:40 PM

r189 Zac had sex with an elderly or older wealthy guy? Well during the pandemic especially late 2020 onwards there was a bit of media furore here in the UK about reality tv stars or ex reality tv stars flying to Dubai and being given an exemption because being an influencer travelling to Dubai was classed as work.

by Anonymousreply 210April 24, 2022 1:10 AM

Beach

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by Anonymousreply 211May 9, 2022 1:47 AM

Stretch

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by Anonymousreply 212May 9, 2022 1:49 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 213May 28, 2022 1:29 AM

[quote] Stretch

[quote] Bump

Fap!

by Anonymousreply 214May 28, 2022 2:05 AM

Fantasy bro

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by Anonymousreply 215May 28, 2022 3:02 AM

Droopy tits.

by Anonymousreply 216May 28, 2022 3:05 AM

Bubble

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by Anonymousreply 217June 3, 2022 1:27 PM

Hombre

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by Anonymousreply 218July 1, 2022 12:40 AM

Could be. But isn’t

by Anonymousreply 219July 1, 2022 12:57 AM

He gives off bad vibes, are we sure he isn't an agent of Prince Bonesaw?

by Anonymousreply 220July 1, 2022 5:47 AM

He looks sensational but I don’t get any sex vibes from his pictures. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 221July 1, 2022 9:53 AM

I’m not obsessed with sex. I can appreciate beauty without wanting to have sex with someone

by Anonymousreply 222July 1, 2022 10:42 AM

I still have questions about his manner of earning a living ....

by Anonymousreply 223July 1, 2022 4:06 PM

He's an influencer, mostly of old Arab men.

by Anonymousreply 224July 1, 2022 5:57 PM

He’s a fitness superstar and aesthetics influencer

by Anonymousreply 225July 1, 2022 7:34 PM

Indonesia

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by Anonymousreply 226July 23, 2022 2:08 PM

Cheeky Monkey

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by Anonymousreply 227July 24, 2022 1:11 PM

That monkey is into nipples

by Anonymousreply 228July 24, 2022 1:15 PM

Gym crush

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by Anonymousreply 229July 24, 2022 9:58 PM

Sexy AF

by Anonymousreply 230July 25, 2022 10:10 PM

He has the perfect face of an ape. Yuck. Simian love is not cool, OP.

by Anonymousreply 231July 25, 2022 10:24 PM

Stud

by Anonymousreply 232July 25, 2022 11:08 PM

Leg press

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by Anonymousreply 233July 26, 2022 4:40 PM

He's hot but too short and too over-tanned. The over-tanning kills it.

by Anonymousreply 234July 26, 2022 4:51 PM

Hotttttttttt

by Anonymousreply 235July 26, 2022 10:33 PM

[quote] Mike Thurston could be the Hottest man on the Planet

But his mussy still stinks!

by Anonymousreply 236July 27, 2022 9:02 PM

Sexy AF

by Anonymousreply 237August 10, 2022 12:23 PM

"Thurston"?

Really?

by Anonymousreply 238August 10, 2022 12:27 PM

Advice

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by Anonymousreply 239August 14, 2022 7:07 PM

Hitchhiker

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by Anonymousreply 240September 2, 2022 3:01 AM

Pity he’s straight.

by Anonymousreply 241September 2, 2022 3:33 AM

Beautiful

by Anonymousreply 242September 2, 2022 3:40 AM

He has too much nose.

Looks like 'Cole Connor'.

by Anonymousreply 243September 2, 2022 3:46 AM

Post your pic r243. Let’s folks vote on whom they Prefer

by Anonymousreply 244September 2, 2022 3:46 AM

Cole Connor's pictures are everywhere for you.

by Anonymousreply 245September 2, 2022 3:50 AM

Ideal

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by Anonymousreply 246September 9, 2022 9:16 PM

These overly bulked up men look like plastic super hero dolls.

by Anonymousreply 247September 9, 2022 9:35 PM

Don’t post that r243 or he will immediately schedule a nose job. Someone said his hair was thinning and he got a hair transplant.

by Anonymousreply 248September 9, 2022 9:40 PM

He’s stunning

by Anonymousreply 249September 9, 2022 10:02 PM

Pecs

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by Anonymousreply 250September 21, 2022 9:01 PM

Chef

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by Anonymousreply 251October 10, 2022 2:51 AM

OP may be right.

by Anonymousreply 252October 10, 2022 3:00 AM

Comparison.

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by Anonymousreply 253November 13, 2022 4:03 AM

Bike

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by Anonymousreply 254November 27, 2022 9:46 PM

Pull-down

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by Anonymousreply 255December 11, 2022 9:00 PM

DL always worships the super fug, so yep he fits.

by Anonymousreply 256December 11, 2022 9:01 PM

Smoldering hot

by Anonymousreply 257December 11, 2022 9:18 PM

British King 👑

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by Anonymousreply 258December 16, 2022 5:09 PM

More!

by Anonymousreply 259December 16, 2022 8:30 PM

Admit it. If you think this guy is undesirable, then you are in that fringe group that finds Timothee Chalamet and his type your dream man. Idiot Freaks.

by Anonymousreply 260December 16, 2022 8:55 PM

Facts ⬆️

by Anonymousreply 261December 16, 2022 8:58 PM

Beautiful feet and calves. I don’t want to hold a conversation with him…so what he has to say doesn’t matter to me.

by Anonymousreply 262December 16, 2022 10:02 PM

Buns

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by Anonymousreply 263February 14, 2023 1:46 AM

R3- That body is UGLY to me.

I like guys with slim natural bodies- no tattoos, no piercings, no rings, no shaved 🪒 pubic hair.

by Anonymousreply 264February 14, 2023 1:54 AM

Dumbbell

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by Anonymousreply 265March 2, 2023 7:21 PM

There's something very Black Mirror about Instahoes. An aspirational image is presented, but it's pretty obvious that all is not as it seems.

The photoshopping, airbrushing, the adverts that they try to make seem genuine, the pristine pads that seem too good to be true, the peppy "you can have all this too if you just follow my business plan" type videos, etc. It's all so synthetic and phony.

I'm a naturally cynical person, but I just don't believe any of it. And you can't say any of this in the comments, because they always have a fairly dedicated fanbase who will target you. They believe it's all genuine and seem to believe they can have the same lifestyle if they make enough arse kissing posts.

by Anonymousreply 266March 2, 2023 8:49 PM

I’m naturally optimistic. More!

by Anonymousreply 267March 2, 2023 10:15 PM

[ R240 ] That hitchhiker pic! I would wreck my car! OMFG!

by Anonymousreply 268March 2, 2023 10:38 PM

Sneako

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by Anonymousreply 269March 21, 2023 9:56 PM

He's featured Andrew Tate and his equally loathsome brother on the YouTube channel (more than once, I believe). Nice to look at on a screen, but I'm guessing the personality in person would probably mitigate the perfect body.

by Anonymousreply 270March 21, 2023 10:06 PM

Triceps

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by Anonymousreply 271March 30, 2023 5:26 AM

Those pecs!

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by Anonymousreply 272April 19, 2023 1:06 AM

Smokin

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by Anonymousreply 273April 19, 2023 1:07 AM

Way too chiseled for me and man boobs

by Anonymousreply 274April 19, 2023 1:15 AM

A good point is that he's never got a load of ugly tattoos. R273 highlights it perfectly.

by Anonymousreply 275April 19, 2023 8:50 PM

Yep, and that makes him hot

by Anonymousreply 276April 19, 2023 9:11 PM

Dubai

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by Anonymousreply 277May 15, 2023 4:07 PM

Thar dude on far left in R277's pic is scary looking if you zoom in -- like he would slice your throat.

by Anonymousreply 278May 15, 2023 4:19 PM

I bet his dick looks like a piece of well done bacon.

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by Anonymousreply 279May 15, 2023 4:59 PM
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