My next-door neighbor is such a fucking slut!

Jealousy is a disease babe

OP sounds like the “dried up old farts” in Samantha Jones’ building who wanted to kick her out because she was bringing too many men into the building.

OP is such a little yenta.

[quote]The next night, I stayed in, and again I am woken up by the whore

⤴️jealous gurl

Maybe she’ll get AIDS, OP.

Sounds like some kind of tenement or something. How shabby...

OP is SO JEALOUS

Sounds like she's winning at life.

I'm somewhat sympathetic, OP. Back in the day when I was living in multi-family housing, I'd get pissed off too when people around me were noisey. No one wants to be woken up in the middle of the night.

[quote] She is this bottle-blonde white girl who just moved in last month

Does her whiteness make her more evil or less?

Pics please.

Better hope she doesn't leave any traces of herpes on the building's front doorknob, Gladys Kravitz.

At your advanced age, you'll have trouble passing it off as an immaculate contraction.

OP lives in a motel.

You have to move to a place where you don't have to hear everyone's business. And yes that girl is not only a slut she's also stupid.

Burn her house down. But be careful-- you live next door.

2/10

Slip a note under her door: "Welcome to the world of AIDS", signed Wednesday night's trick. That'll teach her!

Make friends with the whore by flirting with her, and then con her and her mens into a threesome.

At this rate, she'll be murdered before spring.

To speed things up, buy her a strobe light for Christmas.

And as we pull back from the scene, we see that it is actually the white girl neighbor's thoughts we are reading, what a twist!

Does she have multiple orgasms, OP? Does cumming so often make her more of a slut?

Does she have a used up hole?

Is she pro-choice? If so, sue her and the men. You know which TX law applies to sluts.

What’s the definition of a slut?

OP, I'm sure if you lost a few pounds you could be just as popular as her.

Having sex with that many random straight men right now seems like a risk. Everyone is acting pretty goofy.

OP lives next door to Miss Lindzey.

[quote]I get up and peek out

CREEPY.

Maybe its her job. It seems like a lot of effort for a hobby.

I bet she’s a prostitution whore.

Get a white noise machine and take an edible before bed.

Gurl, she s got a triangle and flaunts it, I know it's enviable but that s how the world works

Nothing worse than a bitter old unfucked killjoy. Why don't you get out in society, like Madame Bijou, and flash your pinkie rings around. Who knows, you mike get some action yourself.

[quote] Maybe she’ll get AIDS, OP.

Do people get AIDS, anymore? Seems, so last century.

[quote]Gurl, she s got a triangle and flaunts it,

Maybe one of the men was her brother or a gay pal.

(doesn't look like OP's going to be HER gay pal anytime soon)

R34 yes, hence the medications for it doing so “well” by making so much money for those people

R35 She’s a transplant. Doubtful those men coming home with her at 4am are them.

Sluts deserve love

It her business who she goes out with, when she goes out with them, and what they do. If she and her male friends are creating a noise problem then complain to the management. Otherwise, mind your own business and let her fuck her brains out if she feels like it.

I am not a prude like OP. But I had a friend exactly like this. I wish I could hear some hot fuck sessions going on. The primo dick she would constantly get was beyond. Women can fuck anytime they want. Somewhat pretty girls who are down for sex can get fucked by the hottest guys. Her Tinder looked like Men's Fitness and the Economist combined - all in some kind of financial industry or another, or on the flip side, musicians. I had a crush on a hot straight bartender friend of mine. I hooked them up just to hear about the dick and the sex. She'd share pics because of course I'd ask. Horse hung hot dudes. She loved it. I would be doing exactly the same thing too if it were that easy to get. She finally got knocked up by some French dude that Alexander Skarsgard and just as tall. She's keeping the baby.

She rents by the hour.

Wait, I have questions: if your doors are next to each other as opposed to across the hall, are you really opening your door to look at her and her companion each time? If so, I think you may be a little voyeur, OP! Are other neighbors doing the same or complaining?

R40 I'm pretty impressed with the way you used that to your benefit, while having fun, unlike Mrs Kravitz here. OP you too could spin this into gold!

sounds like OP lives in a studio apartment - sounds like very squashed living - tight spaces

Still think going to peek out the door is creepy as fuck

She'll be moving back home in two months $500 poorer. Be patient.

OP you need to be extra kind and befriend her ASAP. Sounds like you could learn a few things from her.

But is she a slut, a skank, or a ho? Please advise.

ALL THREE PLUS A TRAMP

Oh my!

OP is a whore, while her neighbor is a slut. And we all know where the trouble began.

[quote] She is this bottle-blonde white girl who just moved in last month.

How dare she be white, OP!

OP probably has sex with strangers in bathrooms

"I had a crush on a hot straight bartender friend of mine. I hooked them up just to hear about the dick and the sex. She'd share pics because of course I'd ask. Horse hung hot dudes."

Every single guy was not only hot but also conveniently had a big dick? Sure, Jan.

You know what I bet, OP? I bet you haven't been laid in about a year.

She's WHITE as in WHITE-WHITE? You mean this tramp, bitch, ho, slut, skank is a WHITE girl?

Do you ever hear any of the fuck noises OP?

OP, it saddens me that you have to see anything this common.

O], let's hope that she gets pregnant and when she has to get an abortion, Roe v Wade has been overturned. Back to coat hangars!

r56 = Whoopi Goldberg

Hi this is your next door neighbor, want to fuck, OP?

Jealousy is a very ugly thing, OP........ and so are YOU in anything backless.

So this is the placement of our apartments on this side of the building. I live on the front of the building. There are four apartments on the front and then 10 on the back. Over 20 floors.

I can hear when she goes in and out, and vice versa I’m sure.

OP, I hope you starting making little comments to her to let her know as far as you're concerned, she's no better than she needs to be!

OP, this is why God created gay men with the capacity to hiss.

HISSSSSSS!

The other end to my side of the building.

[quote}I can hear when she goes in and out, and vice versa I’m sure.

How boring. I'd wanna hear her moaning and groaning from gettin stuffed, skin on skin slappin.

OP what is the difference between her and all the men on this board?

[quote]So this is the placement of our apartments on this side of the building. I live on the front of the building. There are four apartments on the front and then 10 on the back.

Christ, get a better apartment. What sort of people do you expect to be living in that modern-day tenement?

Cramped, anonymous rental building. Men at all hours of the night. Maybe she's plying her trade.

[quote] OP what is the difference between her and all the men on this board?

She seems to be having sex regularly.

OP what's with "woken up?" People who speak English say they were "awakened."

R69 it’s a great building and the apartments are beautiful. We have amenities, rooftop, a doorman, a package room, a gym, a laundry room even though each apartment has a washer and dryer.

"Bottle blond" -- OP is at least 70 and must live in a tiny studio if his bed is so close to the front door.

Or, the likely explanation - EST

Ya think, r74?

Haters gonna hate.

Tell her nobody's gonna buy the cow when she's giving all the milk away for free!

Hearos super soft blue 33 decibels Earplugs are your answer, honey. Don't get in bed without them. Or at least til she gets whacked.

I hate when buildings allow personalization like doormats and wreaths on doors in a communal hallway. Keep your personality inside of your apartment.

Speaking of doormats, does the doormat at R66 say “It’s a wonderful day to be black” or am I not seeing it correctly?

You've got sex organs for more than one reason and producing offspring is just one of those reasons.. If Mother Nature didn't want you to use the things as much as your heart desires she wouldn't have made using them feel so damn good.

Oh please, most of the naysayers here probably couldn't afford a coat closet in OP's building. I'm sure it's fine. It looks like many decent or higher end Manhattan buildings. I'm in my mid 40's and can't fucking stand any of the residents in my building who are in their 20's They're extra cunty and inconsiderate. I just deal with it and wait till they "discover" Brooklyn, which is Mecca to them.

You can just tell her to shut the fuck up one of the nights and embarrass her slutty ass, OP.

Or host an all night gangbang at your place and give her a taste of her own medicine.

Omg I think the slut just brought another man home! I’m gonna find out.

Time for fun

OMG she is disrespecting baby Jesus birthday.

Just think, you may have the privilege of one day being able to identify her killer, as per almost every ID Channel show I have ever watched....

Girls gotta eat, know what i mean

Are all of these people wearing masks?

R87 it’s mandatory in my building. The doorman won’t let you enter without it.

Tell her if she doesnt give you a cut of the cash , you will snitch the bitch out to the coppers.

If not cash, just ask her to push the man's dick into a glory hole, so you get a share

If he likes the taste or feeling of diseased pussy leavings, R90.

This site is so lame now. Nobody wants to hear about straight sex bullshit.

relax. if anyone's getting robbed, it's her.

You should at least make it fun. Say something like, "girl you been busy!". Or "you have all the luck, wink wink". Or "you sure you don't want to give that old beat up pussy of yours a break for a night? Dat stank cat needs some rest?".

I got into it with this fucking whore today. Fuck that skank. She’s fucking with the wrong one.

OP might need to take a chill gelcap, but I kind of do understand where he's coming from. When you live in a community like an apartment/condo building, safety is one of the things you expect and pay for. Bringing random people at all times of the night is unsafe; not just for the person doing it, but for the residents.

What are her pronouns?

Weren’t you ever young op?

She could be a hooker

New sex is thrilling. Always fun to have the big shock of a new penis and to discover he's incredibly good at using it.

Then he gets annoying so you find some more!

R100 a different guy all the time? She’s loose.

[quote] She is this bottle-blonde white girl

OP, you obviously consider all 'white girls' to be sluts.

Well if she brings home some hot ones you should position yourself to say hello to them in the morning. And then tell him you heard they throw a good fuck through the wall. But apparently she doesn’t suck you off so perhaps you’d like me to you know take care of that for you. How’s that?

Good for her, she’s keeping her cooch useful and well lubricated.

She's probably gonna get Herpes eventually.

Maybe she already has it and it fucking other people with herpes. They're pretty good at sex .

Mind your own bees wax!

I was that slut neighbor many years ago. Nobody ever said anything and I had a good time.

Is this you, OP?

No the Op is the Brooklyn Seacow Ed.win Mont.anez Jr. The seacow is probably jealous that his neighbor gets a ton of straight white dick.

Seacow your neighbor whoretina has been notified about this thread. She is disturbed by the noises you make when you scarf down McDonalds. She thinks that you are “such a fucking obese mess” and says there is a nasty smell emitting from your apartment.

Can we please put The Brooklyn Seacow, Erna and the LSA exiles (including KGT and AWFT) on an island and drop multiple rounds of napalm on it?