Donny Osmond Celebrates his 64th Birthday

His voice finally changed.

I wonder if he can still turn into a popsicle

He looks like Count Dorkula in that outfit.

Foul!

Wow.

He suffers Fat Head Syndrome. When you gain weight and lose hair. Also the eye job and fillers and curls feminize him. White men can't win in old age. That's why they invented trucker hats.

Bitch stole my look.

Liberace!

He's been making my sweetcheeks quiver since I was a debutante.

Donny did wear an atrocious, foolish looking hair piece for years, but has apparently segued to a surgical transplant. Joel McHale went through the same transition. Actually, countless Hollywooders have. Personally, being seen in that plasticky, awkward, greasy, uncomfortable looking toupe is worth no amount of vanity. All I'd be thinking is "Everyone's looking at my hair, everyone's looking at my hair..."

[quote]Donny did wear an atrocious, foolish looking hair piece for years, but has apparently segued to a surgical transplant.

No, Miss Mormon Thing is still wearing a silly $17 ratty Korean wighat.

Why is a Mormon engaging in Xenu Princess Warrior cosplay?

I thought that was just for John Travolta types.

There’s something going on with his mouth and/or teeth as well. 🦷 👄

I remember being gobsmacked when Marie got divorced. I just didn’t think that was something a Mormon could do.

Where am I going to find a pair of purple sequined compression socks?

Wayne Newton is jealous.

Donny was very determined and was the winner on Dancing With The Stars a number of years ago. I admire his motivation.

[quote]He suffers Fat Head Syndrome. When you gain weight and lose hair.

But his body looks thin. Just his face is fat.

His carbface is Shatneresque.

Huh? Determination to win a reality competition show? What? Huh.

The Osmonds are decades before my time but gross. Mormons. Gross Mormons. Gross greedy Mormons. Gross old people denture entertainment. Mormons. Terrible singers. They are known to work hard because they are trained seals desperate for applause and magic entry into the celestial level of heaven. Ha.

Many of the DWTS pros are Mormons too. Not all are gross or insincere as Donnie and Maria.

Donnie won the show with that old whore who married the billionaire, I think?

I fucked two of the DWTS pro male dancers up the ASS. One for a few years. Off the coast of heaven.

Jesus Christ, him and Marie and the goddamn plastic surgery,.

R7 = Morothy

He would look so much better if he dropped some weight, he's a good 50 pounds over weight.

He looks like Liberace in his prime.

From the 2004 A-List gossip site: “ Osmond, Donny. "Has had several liposuction procedures. Aggressive bottom guy. Likes them young, hung, and blond."

Donny was a virgin when he got married at 20 years old.

Donny is in Pantoland at the London Palladium, he hasn't found his inner Liberace.

It's a Pantomime themed variety show, with all of the usual risque jokes.

[quote] him and Marie

Oh, dear R21!

I can't stand him after he came out against gay marriage.