Is there a cream/lotion you can buy to use before anal sex?

if it hurts, you shouldn't be a bottom.

I just saw a commercial for topical Aleve (naproxen).

There are numbing creams you can buy OTC but they could cover pain that needs to be checked out.

I think that a pain reliever is only good after the fact, R2.

I'm thinking something to actual NUMB the area around the anus, so you don't feel any discomfort.

But I'm worried that it could burn the area too, which I definitely don't want.

if you use that lotion, you won't feel the cum slamming into your guts

[quote] if you use that lotion, you won't feel the cum slamming into your guts

Oh, please. That's a delusional fantasy.

I don't think ANYONE can feel cum shooting inside of them.

At most, you'll feel the cock throbbing inside, but definitely NOT the cum gushing out.

Get a grip.

OP, something to consider: if you do use topical numbing cream on your ass, the top's dick will also be numb. Not sure if that's desirable.

That said, I get topical lidocaine *before* dental cleanings and it works. I found this topical lidocaine, OTC. Yes, it's for after-the-fact (pain relief). But I'm sure you could use it in advance.

[quote] OP, something to consider: if you do use topical numbing cream on your ass, the top's dick will also be numb.

Shit, R7. That never even crossed my mind.

No wonder you never hear about this.

OP: Just drink vodka until you're about to pass out and then scream, "NEXT!"

Forget numbing lotions. If bottoming is painful you need to work on your bottoming skills. You need to get some toys and butt plugs and get your ass used to taking things. Start small and work up. You don’t need to go overboard but you need to train your ass to relax. The natural reaction to something going in there is to tense up; you need to train yourself to do the opposite and relax when it goes in. Then you won’t find it painful, just pleasurable.

Ask your top to knock you unconscious.

[quote] Ask your top to knock you unconscious.

Donkey punch!!

Cocaine.

Poppers?

Don't use these, OP. Pain is your body telling you something important. This is particularly the case when you're doing something unnatural and perverse. (Ducks)

For a 350-lb beached whale like OP, I'd recommend an intravenous injection of industrial-grade fentanyl, and you will never feel any pains or sensation afterward.

Rofl R15.

Such a troll.

R16 hasn't gotten fucked since 1926.

My doctor prescribed Lidocaine 2.5% / Prilocaine 2.5% for me to use before he fucks me.

R18 = beached whale who got triggered.

R19 is a whore, darlin'.

I’m sorry, I should have said, “before he gives me an extensive penile rectal exam.”

Preparation H, it even makes decent lube in a pinch.

[quote] Preparation H

That's for itching, not numbing!

Perhaps a lotion with THC might work.

How about no anal sex. It isn't meant for penetration. You shit out of your anus.

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R15 R26 If you're talking about pain or diseases you can get both from vaginal sex as well

there are numbing cremes but they will numb your top's cock. bad.

Learn how to bottom you pathetic Nelly.

OP, go to your dentist, present hole, and ask him for recommendations.

Try this, OP.

Thanks, R31!!

That's exactly what I was looking for.

Adam&Eve is a fairly reputable company, so I think I'll try it out.

R28. At least vaginal sex can lead to procreation so what is the use of gays engaging in anal sex. The anus is meant to get shit out of your system not for pleasure.

Try Crisco. Tried and true.

R28 still suffers from the trauma of his potty training.

guacamole

R33 gays and some straights have anal sex for pleasure why does there need to be a reason for it?

Tell me again how fraus aren't a problem here?

Try an ice pack.

Apply a little bit of brandy to your anus, the way mothers used to do for teething babies.

OP, why do you force yourself to bottom if it's not enjoyable to you, even painful? Are you a prostitute or porn actor?

R37 you watched some straight porn online and now it represents real life. So you just admit gay sex as no purpose and you are just going through the motion while faking pleasure. If anal sex has no purpose then why don't you have sex in your ear, nose since you can create pleasure.

Anal-eze

Pain is Nature's way of telling you something is wrong. It's not too late to accept Jesus, OP. You're on my Prayer List.

A good toner and face cream really increases your chances of anal.

Who let R42 in, and how can we trick them into a suicide chamber?

Vagisil. No joking.

If it's gentle enough for a virgin's rosebud, it's gentle enough for the dumpster you call "Mama's Mussy"!

Seriously, it numbs better than Lidocaine!

Recticare. You can get it on Amazon.

Vagisil is for "itching and dryness," R47.

How could it possibly work for anal sex?

Bussybalm*

OP, do what every normal gay man does: Sacrifice a goat to Anus, the Anal God, for good and pleasurable anal sex. The ritual should've come with the gift basket you received when you came out.

R49 you cheap whore, it's numbing cream, not dryness cream! I'm slathered in it right now!!!

I think by the end of season one all three will be single. Charlotte will catch her husband having an affair. Miranda comes out as lesbian, dumps Steve, and then gets rejected by Che (not wanting to ruin their friendship).

I bet Ben-Gay would work, OP.

Darn it. Obviously, r53 was posted in the wrong thread. I apologize.

For someone who abhors gay & anal sex, she sure spends an awful lot of time in gay & anal sex threads.

OP, ask your mother. Maybe she'll take the hint and buy you some for Christmas.

I thought you can feel cum spurting in your anus? Like rain tapping or the gentle spray of a hose.

Poppers will help you unclench.

If it hurts maybe you shouldn't be doing it. Pain is your body's warning sign that something is wrong or it's being injured.

Yes, r15 is right. Having sex with Ducks is always unpleasant. Think, people: All those feathers. All that quacking.

I don't do drugs, MARY!

I need to be taken out to dinner first, and then when we get back to his place, he has to massage me and hold me and get me really, really relaxed.

It's not really worth their effort.

OP, you're not a whore darlin

Roadhouse whiskey