Carolina Panther RB Christian McCaffrey is a DemiStud 🔥 🏈

Balding…shame.

DemiStud = ?

he shouldn't be allowed to wear a shirt.

He’s perfect

I wouldn't want to run into him.

Out for the season due to injury. Has not lived up to the hype for Carolina.

Injuries are a beast

So is his cock

[quote]DemiStud

You’re a fucking moron.

I'd pleasure his mussy.

He's hot but he's really balding fast. maybe he'll look hot bald too

Isn’t he a religious loon?

I bet his taint isn't balding.

DemiStud? Does he need demi more?

I dated a guy in college whose little brother was best friends with his kids and on the school football team with them.

He's now fucking Olivia Culpo, who previously had Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow and Danny Amendola inside her.

Hot masc balding types often lose hair because their big cocks steal all the blood flow from their scalps.

R15 da fuck are you talking about? Christian McCaffrey has kids in college?

R18 they were in high school at the time. They're probably in college now.

R16, Tim Tebow was celibate.

R16 2 of the 3 guys you've mentioned are gay, which is why they've gone on to marry 2 other former international beauty queens and are still childless. So, I guess Christian is baldin' and beardin'

'roids cause balding too.

R19 again - who are you referring to? Christian McCaffrey is 25.

I was on an escalator behind his father back in the 90s. We were going up, and his ass was right at eye level. Ooh, what an ass the old man had! It took every bit of restraint that I could muster not to reach out and touch it.

R17 OMG is this true???

Sexy Af

[quote] I dated a guy in college whose little brother was best friends with his kids and on the school football team with them.

I’m guessing the guy you dated was in college. There’s no way you went to college with this sentence structure.

Demistud? Why not just say stud?

A real man

They always pronounce it 'fuh-baw'.

The dad was hotter than his sons.

Uh no he wasn’t

His "GF" Olivia Me Culpable will hit the big 3-0 on May 8th, and June 22nd will be their 3-year anniversary. If he still doesn't propose to her by then, it'll be blatantly obvious to me that he's gay and bearding, and from then on I'll just assume all of this woman's relationships are fake.

I mean, how much longer should I even give him the benefit of the doubt, really? And the "he's 4 years younger" excuse ain't gonna fly anymore either: he'll ALWAYS be, plus he knew that when he chose to get involved with her. By that logic, when should they get married? When she's in her 70s? He already got a lot of heat by his followers over not popping the question this year; now, can you imagine if he goes yet another year without doing it?

The old man had quite a body.

Flag and Anthem?

Seriously, he could hire a marketing firm to make him look like a bigger Chad.

We're starting a new clothing line: PatRiot*

Total stud

I need to see him naked

King

R31, Hey, it happens.

Ed was a religious loon. Assuming the son is too but at least he went to Stanford so maybe he got into some bi experimentation with those evil liberal boys up there.

R41, stop the weird delusions

Danny Amendola said the sex with Olivia Culpo was incredible.

[quote] Ed was a religious loon.

No way!

I mean I’m shocked, what with a son he named Christian and all.

He's even gayer than Jimmy G.

He’s not

R45 is there any truth to this? Why does DL keep saying it?

Because people make up stupid wild lies here without any conscience

R47 Not really any proof. Just that he doesn't want his dating life public. everything else is just speculation

I have posted this before, but I know the family well. I used to work with their charitable foundation and my nephew played high school football with the youngest son, Luke. Ed coached my nephew and Luke at the time. Christian worked with the boys and attended several games, so I have met him on multiple occasions. Christian is definitely not gay. I have seen him all over multiple young women over the years, and he seems a little uncomfortable around me. Maybe a little homophobic, which is kind of the norm at the high school he attended. I think that his dad, Ed, was actually much better looking than Christian in his prime. Ed now has some form of Tourette’s and is really twitchy most of the time. He is not a devout Christian…they may try to act like they are publicly but it’s fake AF. The private school that he coached at actually fired him because he wasn’t Christian enough. Lots of drinking and swearing amongst the coaches, and Ed punched a kid in the face once during an argument. All of his sons have bad tempers too. He would often yell at the youngest son and put him down in front of the other players…I would not want to be his kid. The wife, Lisa, is lovely. Very smart and down to earth. I wouldn’t want to get on her bad side though.

R49 that would be hot if he liked the mens. I love the gays that want him with gay Carl. They like porn boyfriends.

Paid PR squad alert @ r50 !

Why don't we know who Jimmy G is fucking?

R26 who takes fashion advice from a football player

While I would love to jerk off to Jimmy G pile driving Carl Nassib I think that DL gays are right, A lot of butch guys like these little fem twinks, Its gross to me but whatever floats your dick.

[quote]He's now fucking Olivia Culpo, who previously had Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow and Danny Amendola inside her.

So he's gay then?

He"s really into his body. Thats at least bi in the modern world

R56 Exactly. And it will be even more obvious when he DOESN'T propose to her this year either, after THREE years of dating

LOOOOOOL @ r50 "All over multiple women" LOOOOOOL "A little homophobic" XD Puhleaaaase, he doesn't strike me as homophobic at all, actually comes across as a very good, mature and level-headed kid. You're making shit up!

R49 He doesn't want his dating life public, yet he dates a former Miss USA and Universe with over 4 million Instagram followers???!!! One who makes everyone around her stop dead in their tracks to take her pictures every 5 seconds???!!! You're DELUSIONAL!!!

Only 5% of society is gay . I see no ping

Hello???⬆️

R61 More like 10. And, if you throw in bisexuals, 20

Most are not out then r63

R63, don’t be delusional

R65 You're the delusional one! Get it through your head most women don't put out (or at least not soon enough) abd most men are sex-starved

R66, stop

R60 I was talking about Jimmy. He's the one who doesn't want his dating life public. Christian has a convenient long distance relationship however

Stone fags. The whole bunch. Daddy, too.

So?

R68 Long-distance? I thought they lived in the same castle! You're gonna have to tell me mooooore

R70 She's given advice for long distance relationships and this link says she's in one with Christian

Beautiful

His girlfriend is stunning

R61 But they do share a castle on the outskirts of Charlotte. Anyways, she's hitting the big 3-0 on May 8th, and they will have already been dating for 3 years by then. No ring yet = he gaaaaay! He already got a lot of backlash from both their followers for not doing it in 2021

Y’all are horrible, jealous people

R16, Tim Tebow inside her? You have things back to front, gurl.

R59, I linked the high school that he attended (and his dad coached at). You underestimate the homophobia that is rampant in the Denver south suburbs. The school made national news last year for firing a volleyball coach for being gay. I don’t think he is comfortable around gay people.

R67 Well, too bad, cause he happens to be one! PS: Did he grow up in Fort Collins?

Yes he’s very hawt

[quote] DemiStud? Does he need demi more?

No idea but I wouldn’t mind his Demi-glacé all over my face.

R78, they have lived in the same house in Castle Rock for ages…at least 20 years.

R78, is overdosing on magical thinking

R77 And how do you even know he's homophobic? Have you witnessed it? Has he been rude to you for no reason? He's prolly fucking some dude as we speak, taking advantage of his "long-distance straight relationship"

This year will be an acid test for Christian: Olivia Mea Culpable will hit the big 3-0 on May 8th and June 22nd will be their 3-year anniversary. If he STILL doesn't propose to her by then (which I have a hunch he will not), then we'll know for sure he's gay and bearding with her like Jonas and Tebow before him! Can ya feel the pressure on your neck yet, Chris?

King

More!

So, which one of these scenarios do you see panning out? A- He'll propose to Olivia on her 30th on May 8th B - He'll propose to Olivia on their 3-year anniversary on June 22nd C - He won't propose to Olivia, but they won't break up D - He won't propose to Olivia and they will break up Can he really afford to go another year without popping the question? Since she's already bearded for 2 closet cases such as Nick Jonas and Tim Tebow, won't people assume he's a closet case, too? Besides, if he proposes to her this year, they won't have to get married until the next, when they're 31 and 27. Doable, right?

R87 is unhinged. Let's all block his azz!

Indeed

Let's see if he proposes for V Day. Guess not

According to previous NFL bf Danny Amendola, the sex with Culpo was "fucking crazy".

R91 Well, what else was he gonna say?

He could definitely pull off the bald look. In fact, I'm surprised he hasn't shaved it all off already.

R92, The rest of his leaked post-breakup social media rant was not complimentary.

It was V Day yesterday, and he posted an OLD pic of them referring to her as his "best friend" in the caption (one of his followers even mocked him over it, as in "We already knew you were nothing but besties"). The bearding couldn't be any more obvious. Just wondering why she's agreed to meet his mom tho

R95: you are delusional

r96 How so? Just stating cold hard facts here

A DemiStud?

So only half a stud? Basically he's like half a man, then.

Cool story, OP.

Buff

100

Would anyone her like to demi-toss with him in bed?

If Christian doesn't propose to Olivia before May 8th, 2022 at 11:59 P.M. EST, he is clearly a flaming homosexual!

R102 I was gonna post the same (which I already have anyway). You're read my mind

I don't think he'll ever be out if he is. He seems really religious. He posted bible stuff in his stories today

He’s not gay. Duh

Sizemeat?

R104 You've taken the words right out of my fingertips: can't believe he quoted the Scriptures in his stories today. Parents are fundies, he's a fundie, name is Christian. He's never gonna come out, which is why he needs Culpable as his permanent beard. I'm starting to believe he's even a homophobe (which another user suggested in another thread) with how religious he is

R107 *replying to myself* Actually, it was this very thread and user was r50

R107, give it up man 🙄

R109 Hi, Kintin. Ya know I wanna ya

He and Tim Tebow have a lot in common: both are footballers; both are fundies quoting the Bible on social media; both are dating a former Miss Universe (and we all know them beauty queens make the perfect beards), who is conveniently still childless; both are very obviously gay

R111 Are you only adamant about this one or do you think there are other current gay players besides Aaron?

I would have to at least know they exist to be able to answer your question. What I'm positive about is that there are A LOT of non-straight players still hiding in the closet who probably jerk off to their teammates when they go back home after showering next to them

Just because we know there are nonstraight football players has nothing to do with McCaffrey. There is no evidence he is. Further, r113 perpetuates the archaic, damaging slander that gay football players will lust over their teammates. Be better.

His first name is the only Christian thing about him.

R114 Die in a grease fire. I live on Earth

He has ZERO pics with his beard, except on V Day and May 8th. He's just using an influencer to land gigs: nothing more than a business deal

Boy, do I get a ton of WWs to my posts!

It's almost a given at this point: whenever a former beauty queen begins a new relationship, her BF is gay. Their "romance" has been going on for 3 years now and is still going absolutely nowhere. Olivia is thirsty, would do anything for attention, including bearding, while he was obviously looking to get into modeling/becoming a brand ambassador for gym tings exploiting an influencer in the process

What does Olivia Culpo do anyway?

R120 Instahoe. Apparently earning million of dollars doing it

This thread is so OVAH!

No it’s not

Still no ring on her finger and it's almost May

Dying thread. Dead, dead, dead!

Quoting the Bible in his stories again LMFAO And who's this Luca Padua dude who's constantly mentioned on his feed?

Quoting the Bible is normal

[quote] who previously had Nick Jonas, Tim Tebow and Danny Amendola inside her

One of these things is not like the others.

Maybe two of these things.

Closet case. His gf’s a beard

R127 Ehm... Hell, no! Let alone at 25 and on IG and on a daily basis! Normal for a fanatic, maybe, which he is

R128 Two: Nick and Tim, who have coincidentally gone on to marry 2 other former international beauty queens

R130, not really. A huge percentage of Americans have Bible quotes on their social media. In fact, Bible quotes are often on peoples’ profiles. In the NFL, athletes openly and frequently quote the Bible, including on social media. Football has a very strong evangelical presence

And in the South, and rural America, young people quote and cite the Bible all the time. Most schools have Bible clubs that are very popular

Is it bad that I think less of people who put Bible quotes in their bios?

R134 Nope, because so do I

R132 How come football has a strong evangelical presence? That'd be interesting to find out

Apparently, he took her on a surprise post-V Day trip to Jackson Hole, where she was expecting a ring that never came (which she was apparently bummed about). And where a third person was conveniently standing in the tundra to take their pictures posting and kissing for The Gram. How convenient!

He’s so cool

It's almost April, 3 years into the relationship and he seems to have no intention of marrying her whatsoever. Never even posts any pics with her at all. So gay

Shut up

R140 YOU shut up, you retard

This guy's mom is ALL. OVER. HIS. FEED! She's never met a pic of his she hasn't commented on! Talk about a helicopter mom! No wonder he feels pressure to stay closeted

He looks like a grown child, so uninterested in marrying her (which he has yet to do). She should've gone (or bearded?) for an older dude, at least older than her

May 8th is right around the corner. Let's see if he pops the question to conceal the bearding

He gets A LOT of compliments on his looks and outfits from other dudes on IG, even other pro athletes... I'm sure more than one of them would if given the chance. Anyway, May 8th is only 1 week away, we shall see if he pops the question or just keeps the bearding going. What do you think is gonna happen? I do think he will, but, if he does not, he will get ROASTED for it after so long!

Guys compliment guys for their looks is not noteworthy in 2022. In fact, hot straight dudes on TikTok and Instagram often joke and Brag about how their comments and DMs are filled with comments about their looks from other men

R20 Gronk took care of Tebow. He was gentler than you'd think, Tim was brave and didn't cry. He'll always remember the feeling of Gronk breeding him that first time, though.

DemiStud Christian McCaffrey is keen to make his body great.

He's keen to make America great.

Has he bred yet? Important to make sure he's in the gene pool.

His father was hot , a total big dick faced college stud.

R150 Hopefully Christian inherited daddy's horsecock.

I was just checking out the tag tab (if that's even what you call it) on his IG, and I've just found out he has 3 brothers who are effing hot, too. Dayum, I wouldn't mind being gang banged by them all! And, except for maybe the youngest Luke, they all have GFs. If Christian is bearding, could they be, too? And, oh mah Gahhhhh, that Lisa woman is constantly stalking each of their accounts, even commenting on pictures with girlfriends! And here I thought Italian moms were possessive!

Apparently, despite her 30th being TOMORROW, Culpable has already celebrated it with her family and a whole bunch of friends and if course him in Miami. And apparently, he hasn't proposed to her this time around either LMAOOOOO

A fantasy of mine was to see McCaffrey and Luke Kuechly side by side, nude, hard, wet from a shower and swinging to and from and bobbing up and down in the locker room..

Bible quotes are usually the biggest sinners.

*quoters

It’s extremely inappropriate to quote the Bible outside of church. It’s also low-class and tacky.

he's very easy on the eyes! yum.

Everyone here wants to see him with Luke Kuechly, but actually his BIL Braxton Berrios (who's also a footballer... of Puerto Rican/Spanish origin I guess?) is much hotter. And they spend a lot of time together for obvious reasons, I ship them. They're together in the last pic he posted on IG

Anyway, yeah, I'd fuck the living daylights out of CMC: I just heart the contrast between his hot bod and boyish blond blue-eyed face Awwwwww

Christian McCaffrey is a proud Christian and a proud voter for the Grand Old Party.

I'm sure Gronk would be happy to take CM's cherry with his usual gentle touch.

R102 Well, he hasn't, so I guess he is. How many times do we even have to give this closet case the benefit of the doubt?

No one is interested in this guy being gay? And to think he's a hunk

He’s not.

He is.

I didn't know he had 3 brothers who were so hot, too. And, surprisingly, they're all giants despite their moms being a midget (I have no idea why they're so tall when their dad is the only tall parent, or why freakishly tall men go after midgets anyway, which I've always found so pedo-leaning). Anyway, I'd more than happily gangbanged by them all on the daily. Don't know about you gurlsss

Olivia

King of Charlotte

King

In the last video he's posted on IG you can deffo see his hold spot (at 26!) when he turns around. Why won't he get it fixed? My BF Lorenzo Squillace is one of the most active dermatologists in Naples province, I could have him take care of that

Maybe, he’s not so superficial and vapid

R171 *Bald

He barely ever even posts stuff with Mea Culpable at all! Always hanging out with his football friends... Man, I'm starting to think the percentage of gay dudes on this planet could be around 90%

He just turned 26 yesterday and Mea Culpable did NOT drop him a comment. Trouble in Paradise? Has the bearding contract expired?

His mom is such a helicopter mom, Italian style: she's never met a post on his or his brothers' feeds she hasn't liked or commented on. I'll never understand them Mrkan moms who throw their kids out at 18 because "they're finally adults" but call them every day because they wanna know every mundane detail that goes on in their lives. Like "Have you eaten? What have you eaten? Have you fucked anyone? Who? In what position?". No wonder Christian's gay! I swear, women should be sterilized. They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, especially sons. They have a pathological obsession with them!

It never fails to surprise me how little time he spends with his "GF": she's barely even featured in his posts and especially his stories. It's all about him hanging out with his bros and dudes and doing bro and dude stuff, such has having lavish dinners or playing golf/poker with them. It's as if they lived in 2 different parts of the country (or maybe they do) and he couldn't care less about her. Add to that I'm pretty sure their 3-year anniversary falls some time next week, she's already 30 and he has yet to pop the question. The bearding couldn't be any more obvious: he's just using an influencer to land commercial gigs and pass himself off as straight

He'll be as bald as Prince Harry in a couple of years.

r178 I've heard it's common for guys who are packing to go bald, as most of their blood is drained down there. Anyways, he'll still be hot AF, unlike Prince Harry

I swear, if he's gonna keep bearding with that thirsty whore, I hope he loses until the very last hair on his skull. This has gotten tiresome

Christian McCaffrey has just posted a photodump to wish his pseudo GF a happy anniversary, and if course he hasn't proposed to her this time around either. Not on V Day, not on her 30th, not after 3 years. He is GAY

If this were a legitimate heterosexual relationship, he would've proposed already (since they seem oh-so in LAVVVVV) or at the very least she would've dumped his ass for stringing her along and traded him in for a sugar daddy by now. Since neither has happened, it means they don't care, which means it's fake, which means he gay and beardinnnn

His helicopter mom wished them a happy anniversary, I replied to her comment saying "Still no buh-bling buh-bling after 3 years. And she's 30! What's he hiding?". And the cunt blocked me lol Must be hard coming to terms with your son's gayness. But somebody gotta plant the seed in her mind, because I'm so fucking tired of all them closet cases

R183 I actually did something quite same as you, but on Christian's account. Since he doesn't allow replies on his IG stories, I DMed him telling him "Congrats for three years of bearding". Still haven't got blocked, tho.

I hope he's a pansexual freak like me.

It's funny how you both attacked him yesterday on IG and now a day later they had to put this story out

R186 Can't be bothered to read it all. What does it say and what does it even have to do with my comments? Does she provide a semiplausible excuse as to why her gay BF hasn't proposed to her yet?

R250 Does he even need to with that hairstyle? He looks so faggy! I still remember him saying he didn't know how he was even gonna be able to sing/play "One call away" for the Miss Universe 2015 swimsuit competition as he was gonna be distracted by "so many beautiful bikini-clad wimmin" LOL

Sorry, wrong thread

Can you imagine caring that THIS has a bald spot?

Christian McCaffrey (right) golfed with pals Tyler Gaffney (left) and Jets receiver Braxton Berrios (center)

ALL of THIS.

r190 Exactly

Anyway, we should focus on the fact that this guy keeps on bearding with this preposterous relationship that after 3 years is still going absolutely nowhere, while at the same time flaunting it on IG as legit. He's so pathetic! Someone should drag this bald fag out of the closet licking and screaming. After 3 years, I've lost my patience with him

R190 Hard to think about anything when he's railing you hard with his thick meat.

R194 If only he got away from that beard. Can't she just find herself a sugar daddy like a normal whore?

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