Remember how beautiful Casper van Dien was?

OP, he was definitely beautiful at his peak.

And was very good at showing his ass:

Blast from the past. Does he still work?

I remember him from One Life to Live, where he played Luna's brother

[quote]Does he still work?

Does his dick still work?

R2 He has a recurring role on All American. He looks okay, but a far cry from his peak.

No, but I do remember how beautiful Casper the Ghost was.

🎵…misty water colored memories…🎵

I ate his ass out once

Still pretty damn good in 2017.

Always loved his look, but then I remembered he’s a midget, and my dick went soft.

5'10 is a midget?

He was HAWT but couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

I can't remember which talk show he was one but after he did some terrible Tarzan movie he was making fun of the extras as all being gay with limp wrists. He even pantomimed how a stereotypical gay man runs. He's an asshole.

He married the horribly obnoxious pretender to royalty, Catherine Oxenberg, who is possibly one of the most pretentious human beings alive and who tells you, at parties, after a few drinks, that only 3900 people have to die before she becomes queen of England.

At the very beginning, as he’s showering, you can see Casper’s dick swinging.

When you encounter an Oxenberg only 10% shows above the surface.

The page OP linked too is really fucking annoying. There must be 200 screen caps to scroll through. Why can't they just post the handful everyone wants to see?

He's pretty but his jawline is squat and box-like like those people from Vietnam.

R15 don’t you dare diss AusCaps! That person works tirelessly for us.

His family has been in Ridgewood, New Jersey since the 1700s. Original home is a registered landmark. Van Dien Avenue named for them.

He was the most perfect, gorgeous, blond, Aryan, piece of ass on film till Chris Hemsworth came along, if you're in to that kind of thing (which I most certainly am).

Poor, poor R15. She sits there in her high chair throwing a fit because her porn isn't delivered on a little silver spoon.

Christ.

THIS IS NOT A BLOND ARYAN

[quote] He married the horribly obnoxious pretender to royalty, Catherine Oxenberg, who is possibly one of the most pretentious human beings alive and who tells you, at parties, after a few drinks, that only 3900 people have to die before she becomes queen of England

Off-topic: her daughter was on a cult and Catherine participated in 2 documentaries about it. In one scene she name drops Prince Charles and you can’t help but roll your eyes.

A very sweet nice gay friendly guy

“ he was making fun of the extras as all being gay with limp wrists. He even pantomimed how a stereotypical gay man runs.”

But we are, Blanche. We are!

[quote] The page OP linked too is really fucking annoying.

You know what else is really annoying? Poor grammar.

Oh, dear!