Capital Hill realtor plans to practice yoga and lose weight in prison.

Is that the one with the jacuzzis?

It’s Capitol Hill.

That woman and reality parted ways a long time ago

So her "after" weight--if she succeeds--will be 140 pounds? Good luck with all that.

"The Texas realtor said that if she loses weight, 'it will be worth going to prison.'"

Is that the only way this lardass can lose weight?

She also said she would be detoxing from booze--maybe this cunt should have done that before going to the Capitol.

The protein shake she'll get is The Green Baloney variety.

Baloney, canned peas, skim milk, and prison kitchen worker saliva in the blender.

"And also I can't eat because the food is awful, and there's just no food. So hopefully they have, like, some protein shakes and some protein bars, I think, because you don't want to eat, like, green baloney — that's what they have to eat."

Oh, honey, prison is so boring that even eating the garbage they serve will be the highlight of your day

That bitch won't know what hit her once all the bull dykes in the prison get their hands on her.

How long did she get?

Not long enough.

60 days.

If she manages to shed 30 pounds in 60 days in prison, we'll see her on the View promoting her book, "The Who Says Crime Doesn't Pay Diet" .

When she is forced to finger a bull dyke’s G-spot in jail, she’ll get plenty of protein rich fluids to make her protein shake with.

The unmitigated caucasity of these people. “Can I go on vacation?” “Can I have organic meals?” “Can I have shakes and protein bars?” NO, bitch! You stormed the United States Capitol in a coup attempt and are lucky enough to only get a slap on the wrist. If these people were black and it was a BLM rally, they’d either already be dead or they would never again see the light of day.

She's a shrieking, self-entitled PIG. I hope she finds out what a shiv is.

[quote]because you don't want to eat, like, green baloney — that's what they have to eat.

Green eggs and ham.

I hope she gets the shit beaten out of her. Then she'll see prison is not, in fact, a spa.

The ever-resourceful Martha Stewart foraged during her prison time, creating healthy meals for herself using dandelions and crab apples! Happily, this led to her shedding weight and perhaps inspiring cons like the realtor to the same:

"Stewart ate so little of the actual food that was served that she dropped several pounds as a result. Even on Thanksgiving Day, she skipped the prison's special holiday meal — apparently it wasn't that appetizing anyway — to spend time with her visiting family. When her family left, Stewart made her own Thanksgiving feast: pasta with olive oil, which she enjoyed with a fellow inmate."

Martha Stewart is one tough old Polack and was better equipped to handle prison life, this deluded nut job is in for the rude awakening of her life

Reminds me of Dewey Oxberger.