Congressman Thomas Massie Christmas Card - Santa, bring ammo

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Wow, way to read the room. This is a really bad look.

Congressman Thomas Massie seems as self-absorbed as that pregnant man named 'B. Pagels-Minor'.

I wonder if pregnant 'B. Pagels-Minor' will spurt out as many sprogs as Congressman Thomas Massie?

The cruelty is the point.

Republicans are just such fucking garbage.

Tacky.

Fascist trash.

I hope they all accidentally kill each other.

Peace on Earth

Blond, happy filth.

Somebody fixed the photo for them.

Another:

He’s posted this to trigger the MAGATs, pun intended.

Fact #1. They all also 'carry'. Fact #2. Every day for the rest of their lives they will be going out carrying that heavy extra weight along with everything else one has to carry and being increasingly frustrated day after day at never having the opportunity to use it. So maybe 10-20 years in the future they will start looking for an opportunity. Too bad because one would think they're mentally and morally unhealthy enough as it is.

5 minutes later, the younger daughter blew off mommy's head

Is it me, or does the lady on the right side of the sofa have her gun pointed too close to the guy at the rear right?

Nothing screams "I'm afraid, all the time!" than photos like this. I can't imagine living in fear like these snotty shitbags do.

And no American Flag in sight? This family are traitors to the United States and the elected one needs to be REMOVED from office immediately. How dare they not honor America. IMPEACH!

You can take the hillbilly out of the holler…

What a waste of an MIT education. Ended up right back where he started in Hicksville with a brood of mouth breathing spawn, a fat wife, and a bunch of guns.

Funny

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

FUTURE HEADLINE:

Police Report Mass-ie Shooting at Massie Compound

Edith Massey is more dignified than Thomas Massie

The one on the far left can sit on my face.

Why do all the females look the same age?

[quote] a fat wife

I can't bear them.

Clearly intended to trigger liberal outcry for his constituency. And the left likes being triggered. Nothing wrong with calling out what's wrong. But this one is too obvious. Pass.

I like R10 but as a frau I have to say that the women really should be holding large loaves of bread-- the one in the back particularly.

"And the left likes being triggered. "

Republicans are triggered by gay people, trans people, Mexicans, Muslims, black people, vaccines, masks, football players kneeling...

He should hope one of his unfortunate looking children doesn't become triggered and make themselves an orphan for the estate.

This is what happens when an issue gets so thoroughly propagandized in an echo chamber. People desperately embrace it and it takes over their lives. What sane person would want such a holiday photo?

By the way, I didn’t read the whole thread. But the gun he’s holding is an M240 — an actual fucking MACHINE GUN.

[quote] And the left likes being triggered.

It makes me feel alive! It gives me a sense of purpose.

I'm not satisfied. They must have a family dog why wasn't that seen holding a gun as well?

Prediction or hope: I bet someone will get drunk and accidentally shoot a family member, causing the husband and wife to go to prison for not having their guns locked up.

Maybe the left needs to arm, too. I don’t think we can count on the military to protect us from right wing violence.

I'm no photoshopper but this is my version of Paul Lee Teeks version.

Therefore shadowing that they are ready for the Civil War. The Democrats are not ready.

I know every country has it's problems but Christ are you Americans ever fucked up.

Russia First

R29, don't deflect. And don't be triggered.

His wife looks like Nancy Grace.

This should be Alec Baldwin’s Christmas card.

It needs a soupçon of freak show.

This is how it's done:

R44, that is such a strangely fuzzy, heavily edited photo. It reminds me of the 'style' of Weekly World News images!

Nothing says the holiday spirit like "We'll blow your ass away"

Eventually, there will be so many Americans who have been affected by gun violence that Republicans will be outnumbered by the mass of people who want a change in the gun laws. And many of those people will be gun owners themselves. Some gun owners already are ready for changes. This guy and his wacko family are playing to a diminishing group of fat, fucked up clowns.

R47 I wish I could agree with you, but if Sandy Hook couldn't shock this country into doing something, I don't think anything can. We (as a country) ignored the slaughter of twenty 6 year olds.

Republicans think Sandy Hook was a "False Flag" and the children and teachers (and the Sandy Hook parents) are all "crisis actors", R48. Alex jones and InfoWars convinced many of them of it and then there was good ol' Facebook to work on the rest of them. Sandy Hook means nothing to them, other than another plot in a long line of liberal plots to take their guns away from them.

But gun violence in America is only escalating. Republicans are not going to be able to keep claiming "False flag!" forever. They can't blame the same boogymen and pretend reality away forever.

It's weird how all their faces are shaped. It's like theur eyes slope to the center if the face and their weird trapezoid mouths. And how old are the women? They all look mid forties but seriously not one if them is remotely good looking.

Is there any chance at all that even SOME of his supporters would think this was in poor taste coming so soon after a school shooting?

Bleached hair ages a woman terribly, R50. Very close to white/gray haired old biddie hair.

Mmore appropriate

Shocking. Unacceptable!

This is why they hate us

Here's something with less fuzz, R45.

(Sorry for derailing, but who better than the compassionate hearts of DL to bear witness to the agony of her poor dress.)

Yet even counting them all together they killed fewer people than Alec Baldwin.

Did the photographer say everyone say turlet right before taking the picture?

Hello, son on the left.

Gross

why did he use twitter for this? magats belong on parler.

We paid for this photo weeks ago and we’re gonna use it!

hope the wife gets raped

Isn't he from the state where that guy said you can't get raped cause the vagina inverts itself or clamps down or whatever meaning all rape victims were sluts and wanted it.

R36 don't imagine that many Lefties are not armed to the teeth.

We just keep our mouths shut and stay under the radar.

Is it just me or I all the photos in this thread filled with people with weird heads. Like none if the heads seem to match the bodies.

Speaking of unholy beastly freaks this reminds me of a Noah's ark bath toy set I had where all the animals had swappable head and limbs allowing one to create all manner of wretched horror. Like a cross between the bible and the island of Dr Moreau.

Thinking about it I wonder if that m60 is real or a fake. Google search doesn't show a picture of him actually firing such a weapon, nor is there any such video on his youtube channel.

Ownership of an operating full automatic of that sort is closely regulated by the ATF and accordingly the price for one is over $60,000. That is if you can even find one which I have spent several minutes unsuccessfully searching for one currently available. That's more than I would spend on a gag.

Airsoft makes excellent replicas.

I think he trolled you and you bit hard.

R36 the Left is armed up we just don't flaunt it.

My family and I are, R69. Not for a Civil War (LOL) but for personal reasons. I enjoy letting Republicans underestimate me, though.

My father had nearer to 200 than 100 guns, shotguns and rifles, with a handful of pistols. He hunted a little (birds) participated in trap and skeet shooting competitions, and collected working guns of various makes, models, dates, and features and distinctions the way a coin collector might collect American pennies.

His friends knew of his hobby, other people rarely. They were locked away in vaults, in spaces he took care to conceal and protect with secure locks. There are no family Xmas cards of he and his clan armed in some vague gesture of American patriotism. He never gave any money to the NRA (years before they went rabidly political.) He didn't vote according to gun positions (he was a steady Democrat). He never once to my experience brought the Second Amendment into conversation, never saw gun ownership as anything remotely political. Never joined some backwoods militia, never issued any opinions of self-defense.

Generationally, for my father it wasn't a political stand at all. It really was more like coin collecting where he had the experience or good sense to know that his hobby wasn't going to be of interest to most people, nor a signal of who he was.

It was odd as a kid realizing my father had something of an arsenal. It wasn't for me and hunting and target shooting were not for me. But there was never a hint of this self-defense, Second Amendment, defending America shit, it was just his hobby. Even when I was a kid I was aware of NRA scare tactics and that sine people liked to talk big about their readiness to defend themselves. But it was some kind of John Wayne America that never was vision of a few. Not roughly half the population trying to be bad ass and "reclaim" some shit they never actually had.

The crazy fuckers today with their guns, I'm sure they existed somewhere when I was a kid but it wasn't a lifestyle fashion/political statement. My father with his 160-some guns would be genuinely appalled at what guns symbolize in the hands of idiot Republicans

R65, than you are hypocrites

R69, the left runs on anti gun platforms.

That would be the FAR left, R73. As they are fond of saying, they are socialists, not Democrats. It's one of the few things I agree with them on.

Also, I don't think any Republican has a leg to stand, when accusing anyone else of being a "hypocrite". Sweep your own porch, sis.

I don't know any Democrat who wants to take guns away. We just think more precautions should be taken as to who gets them. Stricter gun laws don't take away guns and R74 has it right about hypocrisy.

R71, I think you sound like an interesting person with whom to share a beverage. The sweet way you memorialized your father made me think the same thing about him. Thanks for sharing!

As someone who doesn’t live in the U.S., can someone explain to me where these people get their thinking? I’m not familiar with your constitution, but is the “right to bear arms” in that? Wasn’t that written in the 1700s? We don’t live in that world anymore. Aren’t we supposed to be a more civilized society?

The person upthread who mentioned Sandy Hook is right. They will never change if that didn’t affect them. This is only going to get worse . Their “rights” come first. They’re called “gun nuts” for a reason.

[quote] but is the “right to bear arms” in that? Wasn’t that written in the 1700s? We don’t live in that world anymore.

Yes 1791. The same time and document that likewise guaranteed other rights such as freedom of religion, right to due process in law, and similar things you might consider obsolete in a modern world.

Who would Jesus shoot?

Of course, these are the inbred second cousins of Darlene McBride and her Gun Family Christmas Special.

It’s a question of WHOM Jesus would shoot.

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Kill kill kill!!!

What an appallingly stupid family. That looks like a horror film. Do they really think Jesus would approve? Unbelievable.

No R78. That's a distortion of the 2nd Amendment that has been repeated so frequently it's now accepted as truth but that was not the intention. It is wildly distorted.

Liberals should just ignore and delete. The deplorables raise money through these stunts, and the attention they get, the better for them.

[quote]Republicans are triggered by gay people, trans people, Mexicans, Muslims, black people, vaccines, masks, football players kneeling...

...Mr. Potato Head, Big Bird, children's books, science, truth, reality....

Typical

They need to make a circular firing squad.