Mr and Mrs Crumbley - Dumb Trashy Loser Parents of School Shooter

Mrs. Goy: the early years

Anyone who addresses Dump as Mr. is clueless.

it’s “mistuh trumph”

If I had a dorky son and the last name of Crumbley, I’d keep the guns well secured.

Absolute trash.

Ethan Crumbley. A name worthy of Dickens or at least J.K. Rowling.

I guess that's the way the cookie crumbley.

right wingers on twitter are screaming outrage that Keith Olbermann tweeted how the shit kid shooter's mother is a Trumper

of course Keith is right and everything IS political these days. Who is pro-gun most of the time? right wingers Who do most right wingers support vehemently? Trump

Complete TRASH deluded they are "middle class".

[quote] she was “not racist” because her grandfather “came straight off the boat in Italy.”

Omg. She’s a DL white-adjacent troll.

[quote]“A hard working Middle Class Law Abiding Citizen who is sick of getting fucked in the ass and would rather be grabbed by the pussy.”

wow. !! Misses crumbly is one ellaquint Patriat. !! I wish i could of wrote somthing as good as her but i wish evan more that mr Presidant Trump would of grab my wet Pussy. !!!

now what lib’s. ?? thats rite you dont got nuthin to say cuz u just got OWN. !!! Lololol

Charges are being considered. Hope they don't walk. Jr certainly won't. Nor some of his victims.

I can't keep up with all of the school shootings. What has the world come to?!

Let's be clear that these garbage white trash parents and their demon spawn were born and raised in FLORIDA

The world? Oh honey. Its almost entirely the USA.

"she was “not racist” because her grandfather “came straight off the boat in Italy"

So, she's saying she's not a racist because her grandfather took a boat and went straight off it when it docked IN Italy?

She sure is a smart one.

Trump-loving scumbags. This is his typical voting block.

Typical Trumpers.

But the guy who tried to rush the school shooter wasn't a bad looking fellow. He's a real hero.

Where is Covid when you really need it?

So she's not offended by Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" comment but I would have to think that most women are, right? How could anyone just excuse such an offensive comment? If you like his policies, fine; but to condone his offensive behavior and words is crazy!

What a goddamned disgusting pig the mother is. Imagine writing, for public consumption, a letter that says "I'd rather be grabbed by the pussy than fucked in the ass" when you have children.

Disgusting human being. No wonder she raised a murderer.

The Dumb Trash Crumbleys : is the b in Crumbley silent as in dumb?

^ bump (here, the "b" is not silent)

All their social media has been taken down. I wonder what else was there that we can't see now.

Here’s there middle-class home:

Their^

Oh dearing myself

So she doesn't care if he pays taxes and thinks he'll care about getting her affordable healthcare?

What a dumb fucking bitch.

The Dad's other family is in Florida and he used to be there, too. so I guess he's at least an honorary "Florida Man".

I wonder if the kid did this due to shit talk he heard at home by magaT momma.

Is the shooter talking yet?

Is this woman the mother, or just the latest of the father’s wives?

So I heard that Ethan's father purchased the gun on Black Friday. Do DLers think this was something that was discussed at the dinner table well in advance of the purchase? In that it seems like the kid had this planned out for awhile.

WTF. I entered "Ethan Crumbley" into the search bar and nothing came up.

Muriel?

The wife/mother sounds like a lovely person and she also seems to have a Florida connection.

As per records obtained by Heavy, Jennifer was arrested in Lee County for letting animals run at large in 2004 and later in Duval County for driving under the influence in 2005. She was also allegedly charged with passing a worthless check, driving with a suspended license and failing to appear in court in 2003.....James and Jennifer Crumbley lived with their son Ethan Crumbley in a small house on East Street in Oxford. They moved to the neighborhood in 2015 from Renton, Washington. James’ elder son Eli previously lived with the family but reportedly moved out to live with his biological mother after facing undisclosed issues with his stepmother, Jennifer.

Kids have been having guns in America for 200 years and nothing like this happened. This isn't because of guns, it is parents.

[quote] Kids have been having guns in America for 200 years and nothing like this happened.

What cave do you live in that you think "nothing like this ever happened"?

Letting animals run at large = loose pit bulls.

The trash apple doesn't fall far from the trash tree, R33. All that's missing are some prior restraining orders or domestic violence convictions. Or a public altercation in a Wal-mart.

And yet this filthy bitch describes herself as "law-abiding" in her letter to the President of the United States.

Losers like this kid are rarely born--they're raised. There are no cases in which a mass shooter didn't have parents that were complete pieces of shit. I hope their lives are thoroughly ruined.

[quote] I can't keep up with all of the school shootings. What has the world come to?!

The world has come to the conclusion that aside from legalization of same-sex marriages, the US in the past 25 years has had scarce social advances.

[quote] “Mr. Trump, I actually love that you are a bad public speaker because that showed sincerity, and humility,”

Trump will hate her for calling him a bad public speaker.

I said it on the other thread: he seemed like a cute kid on the video he made about five years ago when he was ten. Something happened (I'm guessing 'puberty") and his home life had something to do with its failure to be resolved.

I'm assuming Mrs. Fucked-In-The-Ass is his biological mother.

[quote] The boy’s father, James Crumbley, 45, has worked as a tech salesman and recently ran into legal trouble in Florida over child-support payments.

Presumably, R42, or he would have got the hell out of Dodge with his older brother if they had the same birth mother.

[quote] The boy’s father, James Crumbley, 45, has worked as a tech salesman and recently ran into legal trouble in Florida over child-support payments.

No money for your kids with your ex wife, but money for guns.

Dave’s reply to the tweet at r8

Did daddy and mommy Dumbley talk about shooting Demonrats at home? Did they talk about Pizza parlors and see pedophiles everywhere? I'll bet they were QAnoners.

[quote] Crumbley was born Jennifer Lynn Sawdon. Records in Florida show that she has been arrested while using her maiden name, Jennifer Sawdon, in Lee and Duval counties. She was cited on a charge of letting animals run at large in 2004 in Lee County and driving under the influence in 2005 in Duval County. In 2003, she was charged in Duval County with passing a worthless check and in 2003 was charged with driving with a suspended license and failure to appear in court, records obtained by Heavy show.

[quote] Dear President Elect, Mr. Trump. Feels funny to even be writing your name like that, but you made history on Tuesday. I’m not going to lie. I was scared s***less to circle your name on my ballot. I have been back and forth on whether to vote for you, or not vote at all. I struggled to make myself find a way to trust Hillary as a President. I could not. You see, I am an American Woman. I value the equality of the LGBT community, in fact, I hold that in really high regards. I am a feminist. I value womens rights and want to be alive when I see the first woman become President. But as an American Woman, with a 10 year old child I could not have that first woman be Hillary.

[quote] You see Mr. Trump, I need you to stop common core. My son struggles daily, and my teachers tell me they hate teaching it but the HAVE to. Their pay depends on these stupid f****** test scores. I have to pay for a Tutor, why? Because I can’t figure out 4th grade math. I used to be good at math. I can’t afford a Tutor, in fact I sacrifice car insurance to make sure my son gets a good education and hopefully succeeds in life. My parents teach at a school where their kids come from illegal immigrant parents. Most of their parents are locked up. They don’t care about learning and threaten to kill my mom for caring about their grades. Do you realize Mr. Trump that they get free tutors, free tablets from our Government so they can succeed. Why cant my son get those things, do we as hard working Americans not deserve that too?

[quote] “not racist” because her grandfather “came straight off the boat in Italy.”

Italians are some of the most racist people IN this country.

Never mind they were once treated the same; now they shit on others.

"in fact I sacrifice car insurance to make sure my son gets a good education and hopefully succeeds in life"

I thought she said she was middle class.

She can afford guns and ammo and tons of hair bleach but not car insurance? Can't her loser husband GET A JOB so her "middle class" ass can afford car insurance?

Sounds like little Ethan's papi is a deadbeat. Shocking!

Tech salesman = guy working the floor at Best Buy

If she's a RE agent she should be making pretty good money.

She looks more Irish/German than Italian with that WC Fields bulbous ruddy nose. Anyway, she’s dumb as dirt regardless of her skin problems. White trash people love to say that they’re either Italian or the great grandchild of a Cherokee princess in order to excuse their racism.

The boy has fetal alcohol syndrome features.

Jennifer was bitching about common core, but it was JEB! who brought in all the testing to Florida. Thank Republicans for always supporting a grift industry.

Hope their lives are destroyed and they are sued to oblivion.

She's small and skinny for her size. Whatever, actors do that thing when they stop eating or overeating for each role.

I do think ATJ in the last photo needs to give herself a few meals where's she's eating T'Giving sandwiches.

But what the fuck do i know?

[quote]I sacrifice car insurance to make sure my son gets a good education and hopefully succeeds in life.

How'd that work out for you, cunt???

[quote] But what the fuck do i know?

You don't know how to post in the correct thread.

Priceless: Father was terminated from his previous gig in SF - with a surveillance company - here's their page about installing security surveillance in schools -- you couldn't make up a better fictional twist.

I saw the video the shooter made when he was 10 or so? Heartbreaking as he seemed such an adorable kid & then look what happened to him.

I saw a tweet or comment somewhere I can't find now - but it was something like:

[bold]If Kyle Rittenhouse can bring an illegal gun in public and it's "self-defense" when he shoots someone trying to stop him -- Why is this school shooter not doing "self-defense" when that football player came at him?[/bold]

I think the crux is to show that Rittenhouse shouldn't have been able to plead "self-defense" - not that the school shooter should. But since Rittenhouse used it and won, I think it's be hilarious for the school shooter's lawyer floated it.

Also, for those trying to blame things other than gun availability in the U.S.: Yes, "kids" have had guns for 200 years in the US but they've never been as easily accessible as they've been for the last 40 years. And other countries have terrible parents, too, yet they don't have mass shootings like we do in the U.S.

Sure, of course the parents are also to blame, but let's not be distracted from the fact we have such lax gun laws and rampant gun availability that other countries, who don't have mass shootings, don't have.

[quote]I sacrifice car insurance to make sure my son gets a good education and hopefully succeeds in life.

He went to a public high school. What?! This also implies she drove without insurance as a self-sacrficial idiot.

Whenever I see one of these people talk about "Mr. Trump" I picture a dog rolling over on its back to demonstrate submission.

Move over Kyle Rittenhouse & troll parents: Fox News has found a new First Family of MAGA!

Waiting for all of the excuses that the alt right will come up with for him. Whereas if he was a POC, his behavior would be pathologized as being typical of “those people”.

I wish they would come out and say what the "concerning behavior in the classroom" was and how the meeting between school and parents went.

Parents charged.

Mother of the year!

When will the state sponsored persecution of fine, upstanding, patriotic Christian Americans end?

Grab my pussy, Sir!

Their court appearance, as 45 year olds, in hoodies and baseball caps said everything we need to know about them.

R62 I'm guessing they sacrificed to afford a place in a better district. Great job, mom!

Lock her up!

[quote]“A hard working Middle Class Law Abiding Citizen who is sick of getting fucked in the ass and would rather be grabbed by the pussy.”

She should be fucked with a meat cleaver. On national TV.

(I hope i got that quote from THE FAN right.)

[quote] Grab my pussy, Sir!

Oh, she'll have her pussy grabbed on a daily basis for years to come! But not by Mr. Trump.

Have authorities checked Mar-a-Lago for them?

[quote] The Dumb Trash Crumbleys : is the b in Crumbley silent as in dumb?

sounds like an Edward Gorey book

The Ghastly Tinydicked Crumbleys, R77

Good one, R78

No parent thinks their child will be the school shooter. Even when the evidence is staring them in the face.

Once again, because of the national attitude towards mental health, we are here. Seems to me most gun nuts have serious anger and depression issues. I'm not trying to be mean. But why the emphasis on killing?

Ex-wife said the wife was a monster who thought she was always right and better than other people. Created a wedge between ex and their son and begrudge 67 dollars a month in child support when he made 6 figures. Also, Ethan was spoiled rotten and the gun was purchased specifically for Ethan.

There should really be a test you have to pass to raise kids. Dumb cunt.

Like Italians and/or Italian-Americans aren't racist? Ha!

There goes that "Law Abiding" part.

That boy's eyes are full of hate, vengeance, and complete indifference to others. No remorse, shame, or concern in his visage whatsoever.

This human being will never become what is called "a productive citizen." Ever.

Give them and those who think like they do their own ethnostate.

On the San Andreas Fault Line.

Their last name seems to have been created by Roald Dahl

[quote]Italians are some of the most racist people IN this country.

And your proof for this? I'm Italian-American. Yes, lots of IAs are. And a lot aren't. By the second and third generation, they've often intermarried with other ethnicities who are just as racist (e.g. Irish, Polish).

When Daddy bought the gun on Black Friday, he took Ethan with him so Ethan could pick the one he wanted.

This never would have happened if they had named the kid “Nick.”

Hey Trumpy-Bear. These are your peeps. Trashy house, killer son, on the public dole. You and the hooker wife should have them both over for din-din when they get out of jail. Bet she’d let you grab her pussy.

Stephen Bannon's "Master Race", everybody!

True r83. Just about every racist incident I experienced or witnessed in the military and civilian life, guess who started them.

"Bet she’d let you grab her pussy."

Thanks, but she's not my type.

[quote]I sacrifice car insurance to make sure my son gets a good education and hopefully succeeds in life

I'm sure that car insurance wasn't cheap after the DUI that she forgot to mention.

So what does a 15-year-old do with such a gun, under "normal" circumstances? It's not for hunting and I doubt he was given it to protect his family.

He trains for the next insurrection or to be a family annihilator, R96. Whichever comes first.

Arraignment