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The Almond Butters

What did Cher ever eat in them?

by Anonymousreply 17January 28, 2022 11:09 PM

Is this one of those copy cat threads that are turning up as of late?

Why couldn’t you keep this in the Cher thread. This place is like an asylum for the mentally ill these days. There no more wit and wisdom. Just nut cases.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2021 4:16 PM

Gypies, Tramps and Cheese

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2021 4:22 PM

Loosen your girdle R1. It’s cutting off the oxygen to your brain. Parody threads are not a new phenomenon. You wouldn’t recognize wit; if it bit you on the nose.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2021 4:22 PM

If I could turn back thyme....

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2021 4:23 PM

Armenians prefer walnuts in their cooking -- fact.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2021 4:24 PM

I've Got You Babe(ee back ribs)

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2021 4:25 PM

Lord I was born a ramen man

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2021 4:26 PM

R3 this is not a parody thread. It’s just stupid and “riffs” off of another thread which is extremely annoying since you can just post it in that thread. All these stupid threads push down good threads and nobody ever sees them.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2021 4:33 PM

[quote] [R3] this is not a parody thread. It’s just stupid and “riffs” off of another thread which is extremely annoying since you can just post it in that thread. All these stupid threads push down good threads and nobody ever sees them.

A parody, also called a spoof, a send-up, a take-off, a lampoon, a play on (something), or a caricature, is a creative work designed to imitate, comment on, and/or make fun of its subject by means of satiric or ironic imitation.

The best way to prevent a thread from "pushing down" whatever nonsense you post is to not reply. This tantrum you're having is not attractive. Nor is it productive.

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2021 6:07 PM

Hey, r1... Eat a Peach

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by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2021 7:42 PM

Half-Bread

That's all I ever knead.

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2021 7:47 PM

The Eat Goes On

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2021 7:53 PM

Gingersnap out of it!

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2021 7:54 PM

R1 and R8 are the dumbest pieces of shit that ever lived.

by Anonymousreply 14January 28, 2022 9:31 PM

If I could churn black thyme!

by Anonymousreply 15January 28, 2022 9:34 PM

Elijah Blue

by Anonymousreply 16January 28, 2022 10:17 PM

[R1], in life, as in death, we must separate the wheat from the chaff. So, what are YOU, dear? The wheat or the chaff?

by Anonymousreply 17January 28, 2022 11:09 PM
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