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The Almond Brothers

What did Cher ever see in them?

by Anonymousreply 24December 2, 2021 3:25 PM

They’re high in Riboflavin, Niacin, and Vitamin E, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2021 2:40 PM

Not sure, OP, since Marc is clearly a homosexualist.

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by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2021 2:42 PM

Wrong spelling and brother should be singular, OP.

It's one ALLMAN BROTHER for Cher. The Allman Brothers were the group.

As far as I know, Greg Allman was the only brother Cher slept with and then married. Elijah Blue is their son.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2021 2:50 PM

OP Do you mean the Almond Joy Boys?

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2021 2:55 PM

Very likely Greg had a huge cock because he certainly was nothing to look at in the face.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2021 2:57 PM

Cher has never been a good judge of men. The Allman Brothers were at the height of their popularity as a good ol' boy southern redneck band and Cher was coming off a marriage gone south, but was still really popular. One thing lead to another and a day after her divorce was final to Sonny she married Greg. Along came Elijah Blue and Greg was out of there

The Allman brothers were not great marriage material or very good drivers. I lost count as to how many times Greg was married before he died or how many kids he had... A lot on both counts

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2021 3:00 PM

It's GREGG, not Greg.

It's ALLMAN, not Almond.

YOU

FAT

WHORES!

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2021 3:00 PM

He moved her.

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by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2021 3:07 PM

She’s nuts

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2021 3:07 PM

R5 is right. He had a horse face so clearly the dick HAD to be good.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2021 3:50 PM

R6 - didn't Cher leave David Geffen for Gregg Allman?

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2021 4:02 PM

David Geffen was, is and will always be a homosexual.

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2021 4:04 PM

R7, calm down. They're not whores, just stupid.

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2021 4:09 PM

Well, Cher enjoyed sex and they definitely liked to nut, so it was a perfect match.

by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2021 4:17 PM

Dean Martin gave them a roast, they spent a lot of time in the smokehouse.

by Anonymousreply 15December 1, 2021 4:22 PM

I prefer pecans and hazelnuts

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2021 4:26 PM

I thought Allman was cute, probably because I've always loved offbeat looking guys with BDF. I liked him and Cher together.

by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2021 4:28 PM

Cher and Greg had already split before she found out she was pregnant

by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2021 4:34 PM

No love for Marie Almond?

by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2021 4:36 PM

" calm down. They're not whores, just stupid. "

No, Gregg Allman is dead and The Allman Brothers are no longer relevant in today's world. I doubt Gregg Allman would be brought up at all here if he hadn't been married to Cher

by Anonymousreply 20December 1, 2021 4:41 PM

Not after she got a taste of my pistachio!

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by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2021 4:41 PM

"No love for Marie Almond? "

No, but we love Almond Joy

The favorite candy of bisexuals everywhere...

"Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't..."

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by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2021 4:46 PM

The Almond Brothers couldn't hold a candle to the Walnut Brothers, or the Pecan Brothers for that matter. Those guys were all just nuts.

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2021 8:25 PM

Ramblin' Man were their goodest song

by Anonymousreply 24December 2, 2021 3:25 PM
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