The Real Housewives of Miami season 4 premieres Dec. 16th on Peacock

I'm shocked this is returning but I'm glad it's back. I always liked RHOM but it was way too weird for most people.

R1 I just wish it were on Bravo and not streaming Peacock

shocked that Adriana was demoted to a friend as she's featured a lot in the trailer

interesting that season 1 Larsa returned and is now considered the face of the show

No Lea Black? She gives great Twitter and is genuinely loaded. Liked her on the original version.

I hate Peacock. It lags and drags. Unwatchable.

R3 I think Lea lives more in LA these days and she's now over 60

Lea would be good on a Girls Trip season, maybe one with LVP since they're friendly irl.

The taglines. Whose is your favorite?

Adriana should have been included *tears up*

interesting how Alexia is now OK with showcasing her trashy son. She didn't want to in earlier seasons

I wonder why she isn’t full time. Was there any tea on that?

Maybe she just didn’t want to a be full time Housewife?

*be a

The RHOM opening theme music was always my favorite of all the HW franchises.

Larsa is a tacky skank and Adriana is a sociopath. I look forward to hating them both for another season.

I really like the Russian lesbian. The one from Haiti seems so weird. Larsa is bizarre.

R12

I only saw the first episode but Guerdy isn’t weird. Or did you mean her friend, Kiki?

I like all of the new ladies. I think this is a really strong cast. I just don’t get why Adriana isn’t a full Housewife.

Martina Navratilova!!

Alexia's situation deserves it's own show. Hot, bratty son. Brain damaged son. Gay, late husband's gigolo Instaho boyfriend!

This is great.

I'm annoyed it's only on streaming

om! I binged the previous seasons to prepare for the new season. Since we haven't seen them in years the plastic surgery is a SHOCKER seeing all of them all at once (rather than gradually like we normally see). I am SHOCKED at their faces.

Lisa had had a full facial tweak when we met her in season 2 despite being relatively young

I wonder why Adriana and Frederic got divorced. Also, I wonder if he ever finished refurbishing that old yacht.

The wedding planner lady w/the firefighter husband has some of the best taste in clothing and I have seen on reality shows. I hope being on the show doesn't change that.

Where can I watch the first three seasons?

R20 peacock!!

They all look like Janice from "The Muppet Show".

It was bizarre seeing middle aged women argue about OnlyFans.

Omg I am revisiting season two, I forgot how ANNOYING Karent was, such a tryhard social climber. Joanna’s sister Marta is a horrible leach and really worked hard to fuck up Joanna’s relationship with Romain (what a hot piece of manly ass he was). I adore Adriana.

I googled but any it seems info about Marysol’s father has been scrubbed off the internet. Was he American? South American? What’s the tea between him and mama Elsa?

From what I remember, Marysol's father is/was a white American. He appeared briefly in Season 3, I think.

I like Guerdy a lot so far. She's a bit quirky and odd but seems like a good, funny person. Also, her shy firefighter husband is hot. It's sweet they met in high school.

Alexia's personal life is a soap opera. She's got a dead gay husband, her first husband was/is in Colombian drug cartel, her kid almost died (twice!,) and now she's marrying a New Yorker named Todd who her older son hates.

I thought I'd miss Lea Black, but so far I haven't really thought of her much.

It's interesting that Adriana and Marysol, only 'friends-of,' seem to get more screen time than some of the new full-time HWs. Maybe they'll fade into the background as the season progresses.

The main thing I remember about Miami is Joanna suing Brandi Glanville for claiming she had a stinky pussy on WWHL.

it's too short but here's a partial recap of the first 3 seasons

discussion about Larsa and OnlyFans lol

Alexia's son in trouble again. This time for beating up his gf

Peter is damaged goods/the bad seed. Alexia enabled his terrible behavior because she felt guilty that his dad was a drug dealer.

Peter is damaged goods and the situation with his brother breaks my heart, but during that conversation with his mother and her fiancé, all I could look at was his yellow underwear when he spread his legs. 😛

I wonder if/when Peter will start murdering prostitutes.

Herman should have reared Peter a bit harder.

Peter reminds me intensely of the actor Keith Gordon from Stephen King’s Christine and Back to School.

wow if you haven't see clips from this scene of Alexia and Peter arguing with her fiance Todd

he's right that she enables her kids

Which one of you was Alexia’s dead husband’s side-piece?

[quote] They all look like Janice from "The Muppet Show".

Thanks for the laugh.

Is the implication that there are fake housewives of each city?

On where she stands with former RHOM adversaries Joanna Krupa and Lea Black: “Joanna got re-married and then had a baby and moved to Poland, so it didn’t make sense for her to be in Miami anymore. Lea has been spending a lot of time in L.A., and unfortunately, we never really reconnected. Even though they were a big part of Seasons 2 and 3, I didn’t think it made sense at that point, where they’re in their lives right now, to rejoin the cast. But I wish them all the best, and I hope they’re living their best lives.”

On bringing Julia and her wife Martina Navratilova onto the scene: “Julia’s my friend, and I brought her into the show with the thought that we needed to have LGBTQ representation in this franchise, so I’m very honored to be the catalyst of that. Julia is such a good representation for that. It makes me feel fulfilled and proud … I feel so humbled that out of all these people, it took me to make that happen, or have that vision to make that happen. Thank you, God, for making me the instrument of representation for a community that has been not represented and has gone through so much through history. I feel humbled, and I feel so proud … It took a little convincing. I had a couple of dinners with Martina and a couple of drinks to make sure she’d come aboard. She was reluctant in the beginning, so I had to explain to her and talk. It took a little convincing, but then I told her, ‘Listen, you’re gonna look good. You’re a legend!’ I love everything she represents. She’s a trailblazer for the gay community and a legend as a sportswoman. I have such deep respect for Martina, and I’ve had the privilege of being friends with them for so long. For me, it was a natural step. When I was asked to bring a friend, I had the choice of many friends that I could’ve brought, but to me, my choice was clear. That’s how I convinced her: I essentially said, ‘Listen, you have been painting. You have all this art.’ She had some shows in Europe, but here in Miami, as a solo show, she’d never had it! I was like, ‘Let me tell the world this other side of Martina! You need to show this because you’re more than a tennis legend.’ And then she said, ‘Yes, OK.'”

I’m sure Martina is thrilled that Adriana is practically fucking her wife Julia in front of her. Martina is being portrayed as a pathetic cuckquean.

Also Gerdy is a wack job, I’m referring to her breakdown while Julia was recounting her miscarriage story, then her fight with Adriana at Julia’s bday dinner. Is she really a top event planner in Miami?

I still hate Adriana and she has bulldog jowls. It's a real mindfuck for me to see Martina on a real housewives show.

cuckqueen lol

This article is about Julia’s ex /father of the baby that died. Some of you may remember this story from a ways bac

So far, the only woman I want to FF thru scenes of is Larsa. She's painfully vapid and really weird looking.

Alexia playing dumb pretending not to know that Herman was gay is hilarious. He wasn’t hiding anything

Adriana calling an ambulance for Julia's hangover was peak ridiculousness and I loved it.

I live this shit show!

These women are as common as dirt

I miss Mama Elsa.

I watched the first ep on Bravo last night. I loved seeing Martina and her trophy wife. The rest are still messy and mostly divorced and onto new sugar daddies. I’ll stick with it.

yeah I'm glad it's on Bravo now

Larsa really botched her face and butt. Horrible

Watch this new Season if you can, I watched on Peacock, it’s wack, and I think Julia (Martina’s woman) was fucking around with Adriana. Adriana and Lisa have had shitty plastic surgery too, yikes.

Marysol is still the thirstiest hw in the franchise. But she married a hot daddy. Larsa is a bargain basement Kardashian.

Marysol must be bearding because her hot daddy is def gay

All of the Miami husbands past and present read gay or at least bi.

Joana Krupa's ex Romain was so fucking hot. I miss her just for him actually

Alexia's new man is handsome

Guerdy, Kiki, and Nicole are so beautiful.

uh oh rumors swirling now as they film season 5 that Lenny and Lisa are breaking up. Apparently Lenny has a new gf

Had to bump this. Just starting watching. MARY!

For those who have watched since the beginning, who were the fan favorites and who were the villains?

update: it's confirmed Lisa and Lenny are divorcing and he has some new, much younger model gf

R59 I thought the show deserved better ratings. I think in general fans were split. Some loved Lea Black, others not so much. When the show first came out there was a lot of gossip about Alexia and her family given all the drama they had. Christy and Larsa were thought of as the most boring. I think Marysol's mother Elsa (RIP) was fan favorite. Adrianna was thought of as a try-hard.

Season 2 they cut Larsa and Christy. They then hired Joana who had some degree of fame, dentist Karrent, former lawyer Ana and former model turned housewife Lisa. This season had the craziest drama (and 1 of my all time favorite scenes) featuring a Halloween lingerie party for charity that ended up in a physical altercation. People were divided between Joana and Adrianna

Season 3 they changed producers who then made a huge mistake in cutting half of the season 2 cast. The season was about dual weddings and ended up being a dud though the reunion was fun.

I'm watching season 4 on Bravo now since I refuse to get Peacock and it's pretty entertaining. I was surprised that Larsa returned to the show since she departed after season 1 but boy does she look different. I say she botched herself but some think she looks great. i think Guerdy, Julia and Nicole are good additions

reportedly all the season 4 ladies including friend Kiki have returned and are filming season 5 now

R60 you’re a gem. Thanks for that summary.

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[quote] I wonder if/when Peter will start murdering prostitutes.

Here's Peter Rosello punching a homeless man in the genitals. This happened a while back.

Peter is awful. Loved when Todd told him off. That scene was fantastic.