Let's be "Earthquake" the movie!!

I'm the cartoon blood splatter when the elevator crashes.

I'm the first line in the movie...

I'm Geneviève Bujold rehearsing her scene as a nymphomaniac for a director who believes in type-casting but she'll deal with it.

I love how she starts it with "introductions, introductions" as she enters a party.

I'm Ava Gardner who has the most sensitive hand ever. A man steps on it and she's in such pain she lets go of the ladder and plunges to her death.

I'm the fab 1970s ultra-beige wardrobe worn by the now-blowsy La Gardner.

I’m Charlton Heston’s custom Chevy Blazer. My transmission had 2 reverse gears.

I'm Richard Roundtree (I never can tell if he dies or not)

Im at first the "poor bitch" getting pushed aside and missing my chance to enter the elevator who turns into the "lucky bitch" for missing the ride (see R1)

I'm the panty hose the woman have to take off to use as seat belts.

I’m the crypto-homo weekend soldier.

I'm the dumb fuck eating a chicken leg and chugging beer on the balcony...OF MY HILLSIDE HOUSE IN LOS ANGELES BUILT ON STILTS...

I'm Victoria Principal who is actually really good in the scene where she yells to George Kennedy to help her and he drives away (to plot saving her.) He's crazy!

that scene always gets me

I'm Genevieve Bujold's retarded child on the bicycle.

I’m the subterranean parking structure everyone shelters in.

I cause major anxiety to claustrophobics.

I’m Sensurround ™.

I’m Debralee Scott, whose scenes were inexplicably inserted into the TV broadcast.

I'm Livewires and Rushing water.

I'm Walter Matthau mugging shamelessly in a corny cameo as a drunk back when alcoholism was "hilarious".

I'm Ava Gardner's false eyelashes.

I'm Marjoe Gortner (yes, that's my name AND yes, I'm a man).

Was I ever really a thing in Hollywood?

The 1970s, man.

What about the homosexualist character with the pin-ups on his wall? Didn't he represent every fucking ElderGay on DL?

We know, r20, your name is a combo of Mary and Joseph.

I'm the truck full of cows falling off the crumbling freeway overpass.

I'm the studio backlot which looks nothing like Los Angeles.

I’m the line “Mother of God!”, uttered by extras and in voiceover throughout the film. I make a fun drinking game, too. Take a shot every time you hear me, and you’ll be pleasantly buzzed enough to enjoy the sheer awfulness of the production!

I'm Charleton Heston who insisted his character die at the end.

I'm it's twin 1974 mega hit movie, "The Towering Inferno". I make the bake coined in "Shake n Bake".

I'm Lorne Greene who was only 7 years older than his daughter Ava Gardner.

I'm the building where they had to lower the people down the staircase in a chair. (odd I didn't have a second staircase somewhere.)

I'm the extra who dies with glass impaling my face.

I'm Victoria Principal's afro.

I'm Walter Matuschanskayasky, the actor's name Matthau used for the closing credits for the scenes from R18.

I'm George Kennedy, on loan from the Airport movies.

I'm the Capital Records Building, destroyed in more movies than the world trade center!