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50 cent trolls Madonna

What's a BBL?

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by Anonymousreply 100December 4, 2021 10:53 PM

Brazilian butt lift.

I just learned the term this week.

by Anonymousreply 1November 27, 2021 1:49 AM

He’s still going off. Just posted this, lol

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by Anonymousreply 2November 27, 2021 1:50 AM

Who thought this would be bringing sexy back?

by Anonymousreply 3November 27, 2021 1:54 AM

I’d tap his ass & he can return the favor. I love this plastic madonna era. After all this time she still can top herself: now it’s for being bat shit crazy!

by Anonymousreply 4November 27, 2021 1:57 AM

It's kind of cruel of him but... at the same time, Madonna looks ridiculous.

She IS a joke.

by Anonymousreply 5November 27, 2021 1:57 AM

It’s the IG version of The Emperor’s New Clothes

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by Anonymousreply 6November 27, 2021 2:16 AM

She needs some Preparation H for that hemerrhoid

by Anonymousreply 7November 27, 2021 2:19 AM

"...and people say i'm fucked up, no you gotta look around LOL"

by Anonymousreply 8November 27, 2021 3:37 AM

The entire internet trolled skanky granny

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by Anonymousreply 9November 27, 2021 3:59 AM

Here's Madonna and her family in a photo that reminds me of a modern Adam's Family

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by Anonymousreply 10November 28, 2021 1:47 AM

Her son looks like a complete asshole. Acts like one too.

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2021 1:49 AM

Too attention-seeking whores. I can't wait for Madonna to clap back and make 50 cry like a bitch he is.

by Anonymousreply 12November 28, 2021 1:56 AM

Get your old ass up!

by Anonymousreply 13November 28, 2021 1:57 AM

[quote] Her son looks like a complete asshole. Acts like one too.

What exactly did he do to you? He's a teenager who likes to dance. You're the asshole.

by Anonymousreply 14November 28, 2021 1:58 AM

I think of her as being a Logan Roy-type figure. The kids contort themselves for her (very temporary and conditional) approval. Pitted against each other, too.

by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2021 2:22 AM

Rocco is obviously the smartest one, having removed himself entirely from this shitshow.

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2021 2:27 AM

Get your old plastic surgery ass up madonna !!!!

by Anonymousreply 17November 28, 2021 2:49 AM

What is in her plastic ass? Toilet paper?

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2021 2:58 AM

people don't understand that she was always flat-assed and now finally has some 'flesh' back there, she is proud and wants to show it.

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2021 9:22 AM

Rocco is cute. He minds his business unlike his sister. Why the hate? He isn't ugly either. Most celebrity kids are surprisingly plain compared to their parents. Madge wasn't a beauty in her day either, she just had charisma and confidence which took her far. Today she lacks both sadly.

by Anonymousreply 20November 28, 2021 10:22 AM

[quote]people don't understand that she was always flat-assed and now finally has some 'flesh' back there, she is proud and wants to show it.

It’s silicone, not “flesh”, and it looks ridiculous and obviously fake.

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2021 12:05 PM

50 Cent just moves from celebrity to celebrity picking Twitter fights and trolling now. He's been doing this at least five years.

by Anonymousreply 22November 28, 2021 12:08 PM

50 Cent just moves from celebrity to celebrity picking Twitter fights and trolling now. He's been doing this at least five years.

by Anonymousreply 23November 28, 2021 12:08 PM

She is just like Logan Roy and I heard HBO is planning a new series-

LIPOSUCCESSION

by Anonymousreply 24November 28, 2021 12:11 PM

Madonna has definitely become a desperate old hag. She's got more money than God, but I guess she's addicted to the fame, more than the fortune.

by Anonymousreply 25November 28, 2021 12:23 PM

I don’t like him but she has so many “yes” people that sometimes she needs a reality check from someone who is also famous.

by Anonymousreply 26November 28, 2021 12:37 PM

I was a young child when Madonna first came to presence, and she was ground breaking for so long. She knew how to make great songs, videos, tours, etc. I loved her for so long and then, like most stars, she was just not "in" anymore. Not being "in" is one thing, doing shit like she's been doing lately is a whole different level of crazy and desperate.

I wonder with people like her - does she have any hobbies at all outside working?

by Anonymousreply 27November 28, 2021 12:58 PM

[quote] does she have any hobbies at all outside working?

She does. Look in the mirror and saying "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" is her main hobby.

by Anonymousreply 28November 28, 2021 1:00 PM

I am convinced that Madonna has left a huge portion of her estate and publishing rights to Guy Oseary and he is letting her do this shit so her decline will be more rapid and he can get his $$$. Or the yes people around her are plotting to get their hands on her $$.

It’s sad how Madonna has turned into yet another pop star cliché. I didn’t think she would go out like this.

by Anonymousreply 29November 28, 2021 1:05 PM

Or she might just be bat shit crazy. I predict she'll end up a crazed old loon hold up in her crumbling mansion, just like Norma Desmond in 'Sunset Blvd.'.

by Anonymousreply 30November 28, 2021 1:08 PM

She puts herself out there…she knows that she’s left herself open for ridicule. I’m not a fan of 50, but he’s expressing his opinion. Did she think everyone was going to tell her how fabulous she looks?

by Anonymousreply 31November 28, 2021 1:14 PM

[quote]Madge wasn't a beauty in her day

She was stunningly beautiful, amazingly photogenic, and had a lovely body. You've been looking at too many lollipop headed models.

50 cent is just being trashy and obnoxious, pointing out the obvious and thinking he's being witty. Fuck him.

by Anonymousreply 32November 28, 2021 1:43 PM

Madonna has never been beautiful. She's always been rather homely. She just had excellent makeup and hair people to make her passable in photographs.

by Anonymousreply 33November 28, 2021 1:47 PM

Umm.. she was not beautiful. She was photogenic with striking eyes and wore cutting edge fashion. The camera loved her. Gays loved her because she was bold and confident. But she wouldn't have been a model or a Hollywood actress.

by Anonymousreply 34November 28, 2021 1:51 PM

Photogenic yes. But not beautiful. She's charismatic and sticks out. But she would not level up with Naomi Campbell or Kim Basinger.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 28, 2021 1:57 PM

What does “Bars fool BARS LOL” mean?

by Anonymousreply 36November 28, 2021 2:08 PM

Fitty talks in riddles. I don't get his repartee.

by Anonymousreply 37November 28, 2021 2:09 PM

People who are on her payroll must be afraid of her. Or else someone would have talked her out of all of this pathetically thirsty publicity jobs.

by Anonymousreply 38November 28, 2021 2:14 PM

Half-dollar can lick my hairy yak!

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by Anonymousreply 39November 28, 2021 3:44 PM

I think it was kind of mean of him to make that comment. We all know she looks weird and has had too much plastic surgery. She's still a human being.

by Anonymousreply 40November 28, 2021 3:45 PM

I can just hear the mother of an old friend of mind if she saw that photo of her with her ass out under the bed.

"Well! That whore is about to show her money maker"!

by Anonymousreply 41November 28, 2021 3:48 PM

I don't exactly like her, and she's been making herself look foolish for awhile, but fuck 50 Cent -- she should troll him back by calling him a closetcase and watch him melt down.

by Anonymousreply 42November 28, 2021 3:50 PM

Isn't Fitty a well known homophobe? Didn't he make that well known back when he was fucking that slag Chelsey Handler? Didn't that big el grande rotundo 'mo that was on her round tables once in a while leave the show because she wouldn't denounce Fitty's homo hatred.

by Anonymousreply 43November 28, 2021 3:55 PM

R43, yes, major homophobe, and really in a 'lady doth protests too much' kinda way.

by Anonymousreply 44November 28, 2021 3:59 PM

R39 Pardon me, I'm going to be violently ill . . .

by Anonymousreply 45November 28, 2021 5:49 PM

Finally some attention. Old Madonna honeybadgers whether it good or bad attention. She lives in a bubble. Now she can scream ageist twat waffles and attempt to make herself relevant. This is her payoff to that photo.

by Anonymousreply 46November 28, 2021 5:53 PM

I've never seen a broad with such tiny areolas. Are we sure Madonna's not trans?

by Anonymousreply 47November 28, 2021 5:57 PM

She was beautiful when young - supermodel beautiful? No, but I saw her relatively up close when she was just getting famous and she was beautiful. Her skin was amazing and her eyes were striking.

by Anonymousreply 48November 28, 2021 6:05 PM

R9 shows that Madonna attention whoring was a success here.

This is the best one.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 28, 2021 6:13 PM

She looked very pretty in Like A Prayer and again during Ray of Light. I know she likes it blonde but she looks better to me with dark curly hair. She tries so hard to "de-Italianize" herself just like Gwen Stefani, Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 28, 2021 6:17 PM

With inflation, shouldn't he be at least '60 Cent' by now?

by Anonymousreply 51November 28, 2021 6:33 PM

Look more like 5 cent

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by Anonymousreply 52November 28, 2021 7:28 PM

50 only took a shot because she's a white woman. Anybody who thinks he'd ever snark Beyonce over one of her absurd photos, or any other black woman for that matter needs their head checked. It's cool to kick the old gal when everybody else is doing it, isn't it?

Yeah, she's become odd and kooky. And I don't think she's the nicest person. So the fuck what? I don't get the burning, white-hot hatred for Madonna simply for being addicted to social media and having dared to become old(er) and still overly sexualized. And yet, Steven Tyler, Jagger, even outrageous men like Karl Lagerfeld have never been mocked for the way they carry themselves while way over the age of 60. Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi still dress like they're 25. Paul McCartney is just as thirsty and attention seeking as Madonna, only he doesn't promote himself via social media as much. Where's the snark for them? Why do the guys escape it while Madge has become hated, mostly by the same demographic she stood up for back in the 80s and 90s? I don't get that.

by Anonymousreply 53November 28, 2021 8:23 PM

R53 is likely one of the main white weirdos who disparage Janet Jackson in all of her threads.

We see you.

by Anonymousreply 54November 28, 2021 8:27 PM

50 cent is a homophobic trumper. He can die soon. Next.

by Anonymousreply 55November 28, 2021 11:38 PM

[quote] 50 only took a shot because she's a white woman. Anybody who thinks he'd ever snark Beyonce over one of her absurd photos, or any other black woman for that matter needs their head checked. It's cool to kick the old gal when everybody else is doing it, isn't it?

He "took a shot" because he's a legendary internet troll. His trolling know no bounds. He goes after his own friends and people with whom he works.

[quote] Yeah, she's become odd and kooky. And I don't think she's the nicest person. So the fuck what? I don't get the burning, white-hot hatred for Madonna simply for being addicted to social media and having dared to become old(er) and still overly sexualized.

You don't understand why a plastic faced 70 yr old popstar/social media addict mooning the internet is being trolled? Really?

[quote] Yeah, she's become odd and kooky. And I don't think she's the nicest person. So the fuck what? I don't get the burning, white-hot hatred for Madonna simply for being addicted to social media and having dared to become old(er) and still overly sexualized. And yet, Steven Tyler, Jagger, even outrageous men like Karl Lagerfeld have never been mocked for the way they carry themselves while way over the age of 60. Bruce Springsteen and Bon Jovi still dress like they're 25. Paul McCartney is just as thirsty and attention seeking as Madonna, only he doesn't promote himself via social media as much. Where's the snark for them? Why do the guys escape it while Madge has become hated, mostly by the same demographic she stood up for back in the 80s and 90s? I don't get that.

You may disagree with the double standard. However its silly to claim that you don't understand it. Of course none of the men you mentioned post scantily clad pornographic pics on social media. Wearing jeans and tshirt is really not the same thing as what Madonna is doing. Do you believe only 25 yr olds should wear blue jeans?

Where is the social media "snark" for those who don't actually post of social media? Think about your question.

by Anonymousreply 56November 29, 2021 12:37 AM

Oh come on 50cent's post was funny funny !

by Anonymousreply 57November 29, 2021 12:43 AM

I really can't sorry for Madonna. Madonna is an narcissist who thinks she can never fail and is above everyone and everything. She's richer than God too. She can be as crazy and obnoxious as she wants because of her wealth and privilege to protect her. Plus, she willingly puts herself out there for the world to see. It's just really hard to be sympathetic to her.

by Anonymousreply 58November 29, 2021 12:51 AM

So pathetic that Madonna is copying Khloe Kardashian.

by Anonymousreply 59November 29, 2021 2:16 AM

She should buy Johnny Depp’s private island and retire there…

by Anonymousreply 60November 29, 2021 2:24 AM

A major has been 50 cent? What a fucking cheap name.

by Anonymousreply 61November 29, 2021 2:40 AM

If you are going to post this weird shit and expect nothing but applause, you are stupid.

by Anonymousreply 62November 29, 2021 3:19 AM

Madonna is the most exhaustingly narcissistic sociopath of my generation. Besides Trump. I wish she’d die already.

by Anonymousreply 63November 29, 2021 4:46 AM

She is the definition of a leo.

by Anonymousreply 64November 29, 2021 4:54 AM

She's just like chrissy dogfood teigen. DESPERATE FOR ANY ATTENTION, good or bad. They'll take what they can get

by Anonymousreply 65November 29, 2021 8:20 PM

She is just sad.

by Anonymousreply 66November 29, 2021 9:25 PM

[quote] What's a BBL?

Baniel Bay-Lewis.

by Anonymousreply 67November 29, 2021 9:31 PM

R55 is right, 50cent only decided to vote Biden on the Last minute, he was endorsing Dump until September of 2020.

by Anonymousreply 68November 30, 2021 8:29 AM

She facetuned the old pic of herself that she used in her response...

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by Anonymousreply 69December 3, 2021 6:15 AM

The unretouched image.

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by Anonymousreply 70December 3, 2021 6:15 AM

[quote]Madge wasn't a beauty in her day either, she just had charisma and confidence which took her far.

And a heap of plastic surgery over the years, which started quite early in her career.

by Anonymousreply 71December 3, 2021 8:29 AM

What was her earliest cosmetic surgery? I only noticed her face looking odd circa 2008.

by Anonymousreply 72December 3, 2021 8:33 AM

[quote]Are we sure Madonna's not trans?

Or hermaphrodite.

by Anonymousreply 73December 3, 2021 8:36 AM

r72 She had subtle tweaks as far as the 80's.

by Anonymousreply 74December 3, 2021 8:37 AM

She should be above getting into a Twitter war with some rapper and writing things “You’r just jealous”.

She’s 63, not 13. She comes off like a real desperate loser.

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by Anonymousreply 75December 3, 2021 2:43 PM

R70 thank you. I LIVE FOR THESE GRISLY DETAILS.

by Anonymousreply 76December 3, 2021 3:45 PM

Well, to be honest every granny/grandpa seems to lose it once they hit their late 50s...

Madonna is going through that phase,she can't help it.

by Anonymousreply 77December 3, 2021 5:03 PM

Honor Blackman was beautiful into her eighties. You either got it or you ain't.

by Anonymousreply 78December 4, 2021 1:49 AM

She wrote "you'r" and "emogees"

And she's supposed to be this renowned songwriter?

She can't even spell properly.

by Anonymousreply 79December 4, 2021 2:51 AM

She Facetuned the picture from 2003?! Oh my. That is something. Thank you [r69] [r70].

by Anonymousreply 80December 4, 2021 3:12 AM

She's a fucking embarrassment. Team Fitty.

by Anonymousreply 81December 4, 2021 3:36 AM

Yeah she’s now putting herself out there as some kind of a warrior bravely fighting censorship, ageism, misogyny etc. etc. She’s not doing any of this humorously at all. She totally thinks she’s a badass sexxy woman. She’s pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 82December 4, 2021 3:59 AM

The Facetuning is ridiculous. She should age with dignity.

by Anonymousreply 83December 4, 2021 5:39 AM

In my younger days never would I have thought she would descend this way.

by Anonymousreply 84December 4, 2021 7:47 AM

It is perhaps the saddest development in the Madonna saga that she can't even make peace with how she looked aged 45, which was almost 20 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 85December 4, 2021 7:49 AM

Social media has stripped all hope of any illusion of dignity.

by Anonymousreply 86December 4, 2021 7:52 AM

Is Guy Ritchie to blame?

by Anonymousreply 87December 4, 2021 7:52 AM

instagranny

by Anonymousreply 88December 4, 2021 8:01 AM

She made a video response as well. She actually sounds on the verge of tears.

1:40

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by Anonymousreply 89December 4, 2021 12:01 PM

Everything about this situation is surreal. Celebrity culture has really taken a nosedive.

by Anonymousreply 90December 4, 2021 12:29 PM

People expect to be made comfortable and reassured by their elders. Elders are the standard bearers of society and that is the natural order of things. If she wants to make people uncomfortable she has accomplished it, but it’s not making her happy.

You seek out an older female relative or associate for her wit and verve and for her to put her hand on yours and tell you everything is going to be alright. You don’t walk into her home expecting to see her ass in the air while wearing dominatrix gear. And generally, you don’t expect to see that in a young person’s home either.

by Anonymousreply 91December 4, 2021 12:46 PM

He's not wrong but he's such an asshole. He needs to shut up.

by Anonymousreply 92December 4, 2021 12:57 PM

Are you yearning for the days of we love you Lana Turner get up, r90?

by Anonymousreply 93December 4, 2021 1:07 PM

It’s vitality that makes older people attractive versus “sexiness.” That’s why the pharmaceutical commercials picture elders engaged in outdoorsy activities, or at least a hobby that requires physical effort.

There just doesn’t appear to be a whole lot of life in Madonna’s pictorials.

by Anonymousreply 94December 4, 2021 1:58 PM

^ Maybe she should do an internship at the family vineyard.

by Anonymousreply 95December 4, 2021 2:01 PM

She should really just do OnlyFans. A lot of people would pay to see her elderpu$$y in action.

by Anonymousreply 96December 4, 2021 2:18 PM

That picture of her splayed legs and botched BBL was disgusting. She's done the nude thing. It's not new and most importantly - it's not necessary. Was it supposed to be some statement about ageism? Frankly, Madonna has never really cared about the "bigger" issues unless it was self-serving. All her increasingly vulgar behavior is just a display of an insecure woman with incredibly low self-esteem whose only validation comes from other people. To reach that age and still have that need is sad. So sad. I am not a "hater". I own all her music. I enjoy it but she needs to start reevaluating her life choices.

by Anonymousreply 97December 4, 2021 7:56 PM

I stand with Fiddy on this one, even though he's an ass.

by Anonymousreply 98December 4, 2021 10:50 PM

r93 I'm not r90 but some mystery and distance would be preferred.

by Anonymousreply 99December 4, 2021 10:51 PM

r96 If she needed the money she totally would.

by Anonymousreply 100December 4, 2021 10:53 PM
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