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ALMOST TIME TO SAIL AGAIN,FRIENDS --2021

HELLO MY FRIENDS!! LONG TIME NO "SEE"! MAY THE LORD HAVE KEPT YOU ALL SAFE ..I AM PREPARING TO TRY ANOTHER CRUISE THIS YEAR. HOWARD, MY HUNG DWARF TOP AND "FIANCE" (HE IS BOTH LOL! - NOT TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE..) - - HAD A ROUGH YEAR WITH THE "WU FLU". WE LOST MY MOM, RUTH, AT THE AGE OF 96. SHE HAD WANDERED OUT OF THE NURSING HOME WEARING ONLY A NIGHTGOWN AND HER PURSE,, BUT WE FOUND HER AT THE TARGET PASSING OUT $20 BILLS TO ANYONE SHE DEEMED "DRESSED CORRECTLY FOR SHOPPING"... FORTUNATELY NOT MUCH $$$ WAS GIVEN OUT. THAT WAS THE FINAL STRAW FOR THE HEAD NURSE AND SO WE HAD TO BRING HER BACK HOME. HENCE THE CRUISE LOL. SHE IS DRIVING ME UP A WALL..AT LEAST PICKLES IS HAPPY...

LAST YEAR I WAS PUT ON A "VENTILATOR" ... ME AND DEAR HOWARD HAD GONE TO THE CRACKER BARREL DURING THE BIG "A.A." PROTESTS IN 2020,, AND ONE OF THE "RED HAT" FOLKS DIDN'T TAKE KINDLY TO MY OBAMA FACE MASK AT THE BUFFET--NOR WAS HE THE BIGGEST FAN OF MY RAINBOW "B.L.M." SHIRT-- DESPITE THE FACT I BOUGHT IT AT THE GAP... TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, A MELEE BROKE OUT WHEN HOWARD LEAPED UP BEHIND HIM AND PUT HIM INTO A HEADLOCK, HIS LITTLE LEGS FURIOUSLY KICKING, CAUSING THE RED HATTER'S COVID SPITTLE TO PROJECT INTO MY SHOCKED FACE,, AND HIS HAT TO FLY OFF RIGHT INTO THE STEAM TRAY OF "BISCUIT GRAVY" WHERE IT SLOWLY BUT SURELY DISAPPEARED BENEATH THE SURFACE.TWO WEEKS LATER I WAS ON THE BEST DIET OF MY LIFE! LOST 25 LBS. A FEW WEEKS OF FLUIDS AND LUXURY OXYGEN--UNDER THE BEST MEDICAL ATTN.

FORTUNATELY I FULLY RECOVERED, AND HOWARD PROPOSED MARRIAGE TO ME WHEN I GOT BACK HOME!! I WHEEZED "YES, I DO!!!'!!! I FORGOT IF HE WAS KNEELING OR NOT., THE NUPTIALS ARE PLANNED FOR NEXT SPRING!! SINCE YOU ARE ALL MY FRIENDS YOU ARE INVITED TOO!!..,I RECONNECTED WITH SANTI FINALLY WHEN HE WAS SELLING SOMETHING OF MINE ON CRAIGSLIST,,AND FORGAVE THE THOUSANDS HE TOOK FROM ME WHEN HE "BROKE UP" AND LEFT. HE AGREED TO BE HOWARD'S "BEST MAN". AS THE TOP, IT SEEMED ONLY PROPER THAT HOWARD HAS THE "BEST MAN"...AND HOW ROMANTIC IT WILL BE TO HAVE MY FORMER TOP GIVE THE RING TO MY CURRENT TOP!! "SWOON"!! LOL I WILL HAVE PICKLES(MOM'S CAT) WALK DOWN THE AISLE WITH MY RING FOR HOWARD, TIED WITH A CUTE LITTLE RIBBON. SANTI EVEN GOT ME SOME CLOROX WIPES FOR MY HONEYMOON, FOR MY "ROMANTIC REGIONS". HE SAID IT WAS AS MUCH FOR HOWARD AS FOR ME.

ALMOST FORGOT! LOL! THE CRUISE LEAVES NEXT WEEK..YES IT IS ANOTHER DISNEY CRUISE.IT IS "COMPED" THIS TIME DUE TO SOME DISAPPOINTING CUSTOMER SERVICE WE HAD ON ONE IN 2018.

BLESS,BILL

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by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2021 5:40 PM

Less is more, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 11:05 PM

HYHU HYUH HYUH

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 11:06 PM

I really don’t know what to say. Congratulations?

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 11:09 PM

Bill,

As the bottom, will you be wearing white at your wedding?

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 11:47 PM

HELLO FRIEND-- YES I WILL WEAR "WHITE". BLESS,BILL

by Anonymousreply 5November 27, 2021 2:09 AM

Bill, have you met Greg?

by Anonymousreply 6November 27, 2021 2:26 AM

So is your mom living with you and Howard now, Bill?

by Anonymousreply 7November 27, 2021 2:29 AM

LOL! God, I just needed this today. Thanks, "BILL".

by Anonymousreply 8November 27, 2021 2:30 AM

^ She's dead, ya fat whore!

by Anonymousreply 9November 27, 2021 2:30 AM

But he says "she is driving me up a wall" after he says they lost her. I AM CONFUSED.

by Anonymousreply 10November 27, 2021 2:36 AM

She's not dead -- read more carefully. She was "LOST" but they found her.

by Anonymousreply 11November 27, 2021 2:39 AM

A missive from BILL TAYLOR! Christmas came early for me this year!

Sorry to nitpick, but Cracker Barrel does not have a buffet.

by Anonymousreply 12November 27, 2021 2:40 AM

New here, are we [R1]?

by Anonymousreply 13November 27, 2021 2:43 AM

WHAT'S THIS ABOUT A CRUISE???

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2021 5:28 PM

BILL! I love you so, I always will!

by Anonymousreply 15November 27, 2021 5:31 PM

Is Santi available?

by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2021 5:40 PM
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