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What would you do?

You see a very large and very excited penis emerging from a coffin-like box. It’s obviously dying to be touched. There’s a comfortable seat right next to the box.

Fraus and dykes can answer too.

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by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2021 12:53 AM

This is the best you can do with your day off?

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 8:09 PM

....coffin?

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 8:11 PM

R1: Defacto

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 8:28 PM

This sounds like the pitch for "Kissed," an ill-advised Canadian film from the '90s. Molly Parker starred as the necrophiliac.

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 8:29 PM

Coffin in the sense of a small enclosed box that the penis owner can’t move around in to withdraw his member — it’s stuck there and thus all yours. Not in the sense of bury him in the ground.

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 8:33 PM

Run.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 9:34 PM

I’d tell you, OP to fuck off for using the term “dyke”. Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 9:35 PM

Is the seat well-upholstered?

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 9:37 PM

I would first try to determine if the erect penis would put the body 5’ 4” under (or less!).

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 9:45 PM

Definitely r9

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 11:04 PM

Coffin? Look, if this is going down in a church or other religious building then I have to pass. I’m a Pagan, plus I suspect I have a few drops of Fae or Gypsy blood.

A hard cock at one’s mercy with no strings attached is a fun prospect, but I’m not looking to go up in hellfire smoke just yet.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 11:13 PM

Would it matter if the cock possessor were straight? He’d have no idea of course.

Then he’d be lying if he said he’d “never done any gay stuff.”

by Anonymousreply 12November 26, 2021 11:55 PM

Why does this dick look like the chocolate candy in Willy Wonka?

by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2021 11:57 PM

Weird lighting I think

by Anonymousreply 14November 27, 2021 9:40 AM

Intriguing scenario.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 27, 2021 3:10 PM

Are suggesting the penis is being bullied?

by Anonymousreply 16November 27, 2021 6:44 PM

OP you're not a well person.

by Anonymousreply 17November 27, 2021 11:54 PM

I thought OP meant like The Thing in "The Addams Family". Just a penis not attached to anyone, in a box.

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2021 12:30 AM

Can we give it a tug and NOT swallow?

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2021 12:53 AM
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