You see a very large and very excited penis emerging from a coffin-like box. It’s obviously dying to be touched. There’s a comfortable seat right next to the box.
Fraus and dykes can answer too.
This is the best you can do with your day off?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 26, 2021 7:09 PM |
....coffin?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 26, 2021 7:11 PM |
R1: Defacto
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 26, 2021 7:28 PM |
This sounds like the pitch for "Kissed," an ill-advised Canadian film from the '90s. Molly Parker starred as the necrophiliac.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 26, 2021 7:29 PM |
Coffin in the sense of a small enclosed box that the penis owner can’t move around in to withdraw his member — it’s stuck there and thus all yours. Not in the sense of bury him in the ground.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 26, 2021 7:33 PM |
Run.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 26, 2021 8:34 PM |
I’d tell you, OP to fuck off for using the term “dyke”. Asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 26, 2021 8:35 PM |
Is the seat well-upholstered?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 26, 2021 8:37 PM |
I would first try to determine if the erect penis would put the body 5’ 4” under (or less!).
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 26, 2021 8:45 PM |
Definitely r9
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 26, 2021 10:04 PM |
Coffin? Look, if this is going down in a church or other religious building then I have to pass. I’m a Pagan, plus I suspect I have a few drops of Fae or Gypsy blood.
A hard cock at one’s mercy with no strings attached is a fun prospect, but I’m not looking to go up in hellfire smoke just yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 26, 2021 10:13 PM |
Would it matter if the cock possessor were straight? He’d have no idea of course.
Then he’d be lying if he said he’d “never done any gay stuff.”
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 26, 2021 10:55 PM |
Why does this dick look like the chocolate candy in Willy Wonka?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 26, 2021 10:57 PM |
Weird lighting I think
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 27, 2021 8:40 AM |
Are suggesting the penis is being bullied?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 27, 2021 5:44 PM |
OP you're not a well person.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 27, 2021 10:54 PM |
I thought OP meant like The Thing in "The Addams Family". Just a penis not attached to anyone, in a box.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 27, 2021 11:30 PM |
Can we give it a tug and NOT swallow?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 27, 2021 11:53 PM |