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I am madly in love with David Geffen

I want to live on his hot to trot yacht. He is smart, rich, and one of the kindest men in town.

by Anonymousreply 27November 27, 2021 7:27 AM

Too many drugs ?...or too much alcohol ?

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 2:46 PM

He is not a drug abuser.

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 2:48 PM

OP = Steve Antin

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 2:51 PM

He was a free man in Paris.

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 2:55 PM

He's a love machine.

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 2:56 PM

That's wonderful, OP

Mr. Geffen will be so pleased, but you'll have to get a note from your parents first.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 2:59 PM

Hi David! Welcome back to the DL. I guess you’re bored on this Black Friday after Thanksgiving, like the rest of us.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 3:00 PM

OP [from Wiki] "David Geffen has been ranked the most polluting individual American and second most polluting individual in the world, largely due to his yachts."

The climate police will be coming for you, Laddie.

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 3:06 PM

David Geffen screamed and tantrumed his way to the top and is one of the most loathsome human beings to ever do so.

Politically he may be all right but on a personal level I'd say he was a toxic waste dump.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 3:11 PM

He is a kind, compassionate man. He treated Cher like. a queen and has donated his considerable fortune to good causes.

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 3:17 PM

I guess since Sheldon Adelson died, you had to find a new squeeze, OP. Sheldon was a HAWT ticket.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 3:20 PM

I think OP is attempting to sing my song....

by Anonymousreply 12November 26, 2021 3:45 PM

He looks younger than his 78 years. I wonder if he's had a facelift.

by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2021 3:51 PM

Forget it OP, he isn't going to write you into the will.

by Anonymousreply 14November 26, 2021 4:19 PM

I’m madly in love with his art collection.

by Anonymousreply 15November 26, 2021 4:23 PM

What in a world gone mad made you think of being in love with Miss Geffen (Gollum)???

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2021 4:26 PM

Too much contaminated tap water has really fucked up OP's already underdeveloped brain.

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2021 4:31 PM

Not Geffen, R2. OP, you dunce.

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2021 4:37 PM

His toy boys have a short shelf life. The smart ones leverage their moment in the sun for a decent post-Geffen life. Jeremy Lingvall managed to get into high-end real estate in southern California, which has to be pretty profitable.

Meanwhile, porn star Justin Matthews only managed to get new teeth...and now he's still an under-employed porn model.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2021 5:25 PM

Those Jewish men are very two faced. Be careful.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2021 5:27 PM

He claims to be 60 on his recon profile.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2021 11:42 PM

He is still alive???

by Anonymousreply 22November 26, 2021 11:56 PM

I wonder who will inherit his billions.

by Anonymousreply 23November 27, 2021 2:34 AM

Not his children, that's for sure!! Last time Miss Geffen saw PUSSY, he was sliding out of his momma.

by Anonymousreply 24November 27, 2021 2:46 AM

[quote] I wonder who will inherit his billions.

I checked The Living Pledge List and David Geffen isn't on it, so he hasn't pledged to give it away

David Geffen, who's brother already has died has children, maybe it will be going to them.

by Anonymousreply 25November 27, 2021 3:15 AM

The book they write on him after his death will be amazing. At any given point, he has about 6 boyfriends who are like Sean Cody models (but not guys who have actually done porn). From what i can gather, clean cut, white guys. His own harem. When he's done with them, he sets them up with a good paying career. They tend to do well.

by Anonymousreply 26November 27, 2021 6:42 AM

Geffen got Jeffrey Katzenberg the money Disney owed him.

by Anonymousreply 27November 27, 2021 7:27 AM
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