She doesn’t eat cereal. She is AMAZING when she eats cereal.
Her dress isn’t nice. She’s THE BEST PRINCESS EVER! (in a denim jumper….)
She shits and practically gets a standing ovation.
Everyone danced in a circle with her in the middle.
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She doesn’t eat cereal. She is AMAZING when she eats cereal.
Her dress isn’t nice. She’s THE BEST PRINCESS EVER! (in a denim jumper….)
She shits and practically gets a standing ovation.
Everyone danced in a circle with her in the middle.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 27, 2021 12:40 AM |
Are you pissed because they aren't complementing your denim jumper, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 26, 2021 1:50 AM |
You know what must be done, right OP??
Stop competing with a baby.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 26, 2021 1:51 AM |
You’re jealous of three year old?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 26, 2021 1:52 AM |
I'm sorry your self esteem is this low that you can't stand this attention on a toddler.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 26, 2021 1:53 AM |
Op eats cereal with a panache that dilettante couldn't DREAM of.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 26, 2021 1:53 AM |
We think you're super special, too, OP!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 26, 2021 1:53 AM |
OP = Jenna Maroney
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 26, 2021 1:56 AM |
Use all your powers to nip this crap in the bud; petulance is just around the corner.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 26, 2021 1:57 AM |
A quiet aside to the little attention whore that she’s not so fucking special lets her know you’ve got her number.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 26, 2021 2:01 AM |
My 23-year old niece was doted on and showered with praise for every little thing as a child. She was the queen of "Look at meeee, aren't I cute?"
She's recently cut off all contact with her parents because "they never loved me."
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 26, 2021 2:06 AM |
And the next meghan markle is being raised, oh fucking great.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 26, 2021 2:06 AM |
Dancing in a circle is where I'd draw a line. Next time bring edibles and you won't care.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 26, 2021 2:07 AM |
Maybe if you shit and let them watch they'd worship you too, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 26, 2021 2:09 AM |
Is she the only grandchild, or only so far, OP?
Get used to it (and the idea that you're probably putting her through school).
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 26, 2021 2:09 AM |
What family doesn't worship a three-year-old among them?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 26, 2021 2:11 AM |
Do they have a basement?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 26, 2021 2:13 AM |
OP, I understand. It's annoying.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 26, 2021 2:16 AM |
They'll turn on her eventually.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 26, 2021 2:17 AM |
My in-laws did this when their first grandchild was born. Her initial public appearance was on her 1 month birthday and everyone except me spent the afternoon taking turns holding her and watching her sleep, which is all she did the whole time. I said what I always say when someone offers me a baby to hold: "Oh no, thanks but I'd be afraid to drop her!" and went out in the backyard with the cat (who'd been banished from the house) to inspect the garden.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2021 2:17 AM |
R14, no she’s not the only grandchild. But the other 3 are 12+. Everything they do is measured against the 3 year old. The oldest just got a full scholarship to college. Grandma congratulated him by text and compared him to the 3 year old niece who “counted to 62 today! You’re both smart!”
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2021 2:19 AM |
Sounds like fun. Little kids are about the best thing in the world besides bacon
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2021 2:37 AM |
Let's see. You will need to make a garrotte, get some pineapple, a pen and paper. Do any of the other kids have feces smearing experience by chance? Do you have contact with a small foreign faction? Most of all you will need a bumbling police department.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2021 3:04 AM |
Maybe she'd enjoy a cruise?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2021 3:15 AM |
This thread is making me horny.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2021 3:39 AM |
Admit it, you want her stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2021 3:39 AM |
Mrs. Ramsey to a white courtesy telephone.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 26, 2021 3:57 AM |
Susan Smith to the white courtesy phone!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 26, 2021 3:59 AM |
Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 26, 2021 4:16 AM |
Next Thanksgiving, ask her to "pull Uncle's finger." Be ready with a mighty blow.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 26, 2021 4:18 AM |
She’ll end up an addict, a criminal, or both
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 26, 2021 4:21 AM |
I also received a lot of attention when I was a child
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 26, 2021 5:20 AM |
My favorite thing about these threads is seeing how many DLers are terrified of babies.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 26, 2021 5:53 AM |
I do agree with OP. It's boring to sit around fawning over some baby. Just doesn't make for an interesting dinner conversation.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 26, 2021 2:26 PM |
I enjoy that OP thought he would post this and get all sorts of sympathy and "poor little you" pats on the back and, instead, he's getting his voluminous ass handed to him.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 26, 2021 2:32 PM |
It could be worse: they could be going on and on this much about their dog.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 26, 2021 2:33 PM |
Does sound boring, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 26, 2021 4:59 PM |
Don’t know if this applies here, but it cracks me up when those who were less than demonstrative parents coo and roll around on the carpet with the next generation babies.
Meanwhile their own adult children stand around wondering who the hell this guy that LOOKS like my dad is.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 26, 2021 5:13 PM |
Absolutely no one cares, OP. Grow up.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 26, 2021 5:16 PM |
[quote] Don’t know if this applies here, but it cracks me up when those who were less than demonstrative parents coo and roll around on the carpet with the next generation babies.
Why do you think that happens, R38? Grandparents learned patience from being parents? Loss of inhibitions? Showing off to their children: I wasn't such a bad father, etc.?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 26, 2021 5:23 PM |
What a disturbing title for this thread. It makes it sound like dad, grandma and cousin Charlie were on their knees sucking her toes and licking her soles.
I wish I could unsee that.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 26, 2021 5:29 PM |
[quote] Are you pissed because they aren't complementing your denim jumper,
Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 26, 2021 5:29 PM |
Anything I can do to help, OP?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 26, 2021 5:31 PM |
The question is: can.she.win?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 26, 2021 5:32 PM |
That was a *step* Pop Pop, dropping the baby on the cruise ship.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 26, 2021 5:37 PM |
[quote] It could be worse: they could be going on and on this much about their dog.
No, R36. Dogs are interesting -- so are cats, and rabbits, and birds, and lizards, and fish, and livestock -- it's human babies that are boring. All the other animals develop quickly and do stuff that's fun to watch -- babies just lie there and yell for months on end. Tedious little critters, I don't know what some people see in them.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 26, 2021 7:55 PM |
Oh please. Try marrying into an Irish Catholic family. My partner has 8brothers and sisters, all of whom have at least 2 kids. They make all of this crotch fruit the extreme center of attention at every family gathering, it’s maddening. The hysterical screaming delights the in-laws to no end!
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 26, 2021 8:14 PM |
R47, one would think that the novelty would wear off after the first few of the 16! kids.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 26, 2021 11:28 PM |
R47 your hysterical screaming must be epic.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 26, 2021 11:38 PM |
R46, newsflash, three year olds aren't babies. In fact, a three year old fits your fun description exactly.
I really hope the little genius toddler looked around to make sure no one was looking and then turned to OP and slowly gave him the finger with a shit-eating grin and a giggle.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 26, 2021 11:47 PM |
^^The fucking visual that just created for me.
😂😂
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 26, 2021 11:49 PM |
Toddlers are just like little drunk people. They can barely talk, slur their words, barely walk, lack social cues, always falling, and piss and shit all over themselves.
No thanks!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 26, 2021 11:51 PM |
Indeed, R52. They're not boring in the same way infants are, now they're obnoxious -- as you say, much like drunks.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 26, 2021 11:55 PM |
[quote]Little kids are about the best thing in the world besides bacon
True. Nice crisp bacon doesn't have the stringy, fatty texture of your average toddler.
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