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The Datalounge Thanksgiving Parade Float

What would it look like? Which favorite Celebrities would be waving to the crowds ?

by Anonymousreply 26November 27, 2021 11:05 AM

The Chrissy Metz balloon would just be regular Chrissy wearing a caftan and tethered to her handlers by a series of Twizzlers.

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 1:08 AM

Obviously, she's pumped full of helium.

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 1:10 AM

It would a hoisted caftan presenting hole while little elves carrying freshly baked cookies would utter the word, "yum."

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 1:15 AM

*it would feature

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 1:16 AM

It would feature Helen Lawson alternating between blowing kisses and giving the finger to the crowds as she shouts “Kiss my ass, motherfuckers!”

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 1:41 AM

It would be tasteful, of course.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 2:02 AM

[quote]Obviously, she's pumped full of helium.

In real life, she's pumped full of gravy.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 2:06 AM

R1, I imagine all the people holding the ropes are dressed as snack purses

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 2:09 AM

An endless loop of hissing and shrieking piped in.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 2:17 AM

No float this year. :( The committee agreed that it should be a giant, erect penis, but then got into a bloody battle over whether it should be cut or uncut.

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 2:24 AM

Every two blocks the float would come to a halt so that a number from FOLLIES could be performed live.

Naturally, onlookers would delight in sharing their first hand experiences of seeing the original Broadway production and subsequent fights would ensue over who they thought performed it better.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 2:29 AM

We'll walk down the avenue til we're there!

by Anonymousreply 12November 26, 2021 2:31 AM

The hole, kids, the showing hole.

by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2021 2:43 AM

Madonna's face, plumped up with fillers

by Anonymousreply 14November 26, 2021 2:45 AM

It will resemble Matt Damon's fat butt

by Anonymousreply 15November 26, 2021 2:50 AM

Just a reminder that phallic painting on the Pinocchio balloon will *not* be tolerated.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2021 3:00 AM

It will resemble Chris Christie's gunt

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2021 3:08 AM

Performance art along the parade route.

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by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2021 3:10 AM

OH BOY! Thish ish shuch a fantashtic dishplay of Thankshgiving cheer! I'm jusht ecshtatic to.......NEEEeeew YAAAWK!

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2021 3:56 AM

Where’s the supply of Adderall? Miss Minnelli is having “sh-eizures”. Call the medics!

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2021 4:01 AM

We’ll need a few handy gals who know how to hook up the float to a big Ford pickup and we’ll need one real dependable gal to drive it.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2021 4:03 AM

I would waving copious amounts of pot,silly!

by Anonymousreply 22November 26, 2021 4:23 AM

It would feature a large stock pot with the remains of Greg, his Cod (dildo), Ragu and prunes. It would also need many air fresheners nearby for obvious reasons.

by Anonymousreply 23November 26, 2021 4:37 AM

Cockgobbler in a speedo waving to the crows and periodically presenting his dirty hole

by Anonymousreply 24November 26, 2021 7:22 PM
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by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2021 7:25 PM

Boris, fat and slovenly, would be on the float in a cage rabidly yelling anti-trans slogans while at the same time spamming DataLounge on a busted up laptop.

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