What would it look like? Which favorite Celebrities would be waving to the crowds ?
The Datalounge Thanksgiving Parade Float
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 27, 2021 11:05 AM |
The Chrissy Metz balloon would just be regular Chrissy wearing a caftan and tethered to her handlers by a series of Twizzlers.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 26, 2021 1:08 AM |
Obviously, she's pumped full of helium.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 26, 2021 1:10 AM |
It would a hoisted caftan presenting hole while little elves carrying freshly baked cookies would utter the word, "yum."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 26, 2021 1:15 AM |
*it would feature
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 26, 2021 1:16 AM |
It would feature Helen Lawson alternating between blowing kisses and giving the finger to the crowds as she shouts “Kiss my ass, motherfuckers!”
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 26, 2021 1:41 AM |
It would be tasteful, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 26, 2021 2:02 AM |
[quote]Obviously, she's pumped full of helium.
In real life, she's pumped full of gravy.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 26, 2021 2:06 AM |
R1, I imagine all the people holding the ropes are dressed as snack purses
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 26, 2021 2:09 AM |
An endless loop of hissing and shrieking piped in.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 26, 2021 2:17 AM |
No float this year. :( The committee agreed that it should be a giant, erect penis, but then got into a bloody battle over whether it should be cut or uncut.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 26, 2021 2:24 AM |
Every two blocks the float would come to a halt so that a number from FOLLIES could be performed live.
Naturally, onlookers would delight in sharing their first hand experiences of seeing the original Broadway production and subsequent fights would ensue over who they thought performed it better.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 26, 2021 2:29 AM |
We'll walk down the avenue til we're there!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 26, 2021 2:31 AM |
The hole, kids, the showing hole.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 26, 2021 2:43 AM |
Madonna's face, plumped up with fillers
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 26, 2021 2:45 AM |
It will resemble Matt Damon's fat butt
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 26, 2021 2:50 AM |
Just a reminder that phallic painting on the Pinocchio balloon will *not* be tolerated.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 26, 2021 3:00 AM |
It will resemble Chris Christie's gunt
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 26, 2021 3:08 AM |
OH BOY! Thish ish shuch a fantashtic dishplay of Thankshgiving cheer! I'm jusht ecshtatic to.......NEEEeeew YAAAWK!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 26, 2021 3:56 AM |
Where’s the supply of Adderall? Miss Minnelli is having “sh-eizures”. Call the medics!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 26, 2021 4:01 AM |
We’ll need a few handy gals who know how to hook up the float to a big Ford pickup and we’ll need one real dependable gal to drive it.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 26, 2021 4:03 AM |
I would waving copious amounts of pot,silly!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 26, 2021 4:23 AM |
It would feature a large stock pot with the remains of Greg, his Cod (dildo), Ragu and prunes. It would also need many air fresheners nearby for obvious reasons.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 26, 2021 4:37 AM |
Cockgobbler in a speedo waving to the crows and periodically presenting his dirty hole
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 26, 2021 7:22 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 26, 2021 7:25 PM |
Boris, fat and slovenly, would be on the float in a cage rabidly yelling anti-trans slogans while at the same time spamming DataLounge on a busted up laptop.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 27, 2021 11:05 AM |