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If the US was a high school, who would each state be?

Florida would be the pregnant freshman.

by Anonymousreply 195November 28, 2021 3:59 PM

Texas is obviously the dumb football jock.

by Anonymousreply 1November 26, 2021 12:50 AM

California would be the head cheerleader, and Texas the star quarterback.

by Anonymousreply 2November 26, 2021 12:50 AM

North Dakota would be the quiet kid whose name everyone always forgets

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 12:53 AM

Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia would all live in the same trailer park.

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 12:56 AM

Pennsylvania would be the teaching faculty.

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 12:58 AM

[quote]If the US [bold]was[/bold] a high school

I don't know about the states, but OP is clearly the student who failed English class.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 12:58 AM

Idaho would be the couch potato.

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 12:58 AM

North Dakota would be the silent full-blood Native American student who finds it difficult to join in with his peer group.

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 1:00 AM

Oregon would be the weed smoking, patchouli wearing, hippie kid.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 1:00 AM

Rhode Island would be the talkative WASP-Italian-Portuguese kid with a bouncy attitude and innocent of inhibitions.

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 1:01 AM

Oklahoma wouldn't be represented at this high school because those would be the wierdo, religious home schooled kids.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 1:01 AM

California would be too cool for this school, smoking a joint by the bleachers, texting an older lover to hurry up and take him to the real party.

by Anonymousreply 12November 26, 2021 1:02 AM

South Carolina would be the stuck up Southern preppy kid, but their redneck comes out if they've been drinking. They would have a rivalry with fellow Southern Prep Virginia.

by Anonymousreply 13November 26, 2021 1:02 AM

Alaska would be the loner.

by Anonymousreply 14November 26, 2021 1:02 AM

Maine would be the strong but silent part French-Canadian kid who read a lot of comics but also played football and responded to questions with measured one-word answers.

by Anonymousreply 15November 26, 2021 1:02 AM

New York, New Jersey and Connecticut would be the bitchy clique of rich kids who think they run the school.

by Anonymousreply 16November 26, 2021 1:04 AM

Louisiana would be the sexy mixed-race girl who all the mothers initially actually like because she knows how to cook but then begin to mistrust because their husbands start getting interested as well.

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2021 1:04 AM

Maine would be the lesbian dodgeball champ.

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2021 1:04 AM

Arkansas arrives each morning on the short bus.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2021 1:05 AM

New Mexico would be the DREAMER.

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2021 1:05 AM

To agree with R16, New York, Connecticut and New Jersey would be Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara and Heather Duke, in that order.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2021 1:06 AM

Massachusetts would be the snobby liberal bisexual with just enough social clout to bridge the gap between the freaks and the jocks.

Their holiday parties are the big ticket items all school year round.

by Anonymousreply 22November 26, 2021 1:07 AM

Massachusetts would be the science nerd.

by Anonymousreply 23November 26, 2021 1:07 AM

I would've said NY is Danny Zuko and NJ is Kenickie.

by Anonymousreply 24November 26, 2021 1:08 AM

Kentucky would be the girl obsessed with horses.

by Anonymousreply 25November 26, 2021 1:08 AM

Idaho would be the school shooter.

by Anonymousreply 26November 26, 2021 1:08 AM

District of Columbia is the class auditor, attending all classes but unable to really truly participate.

by Anonymousreply 27November 26, 2021 1:09 AM

Illinois would be the stoner who starts a rock band.

by Anonymousreply 28November 26, 2021 1:09 AM

Ohio would be the beautiful closeted gay boy, in love with art and desperate to move anywhere else.

by Anonymousreply 29November 26, 2021 1:09 AM

American Samoa, Puerto Rico, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands, and U.S. Virgin Islands are the exchange students who attend all four years and are either ignored or picked on by the other students, who don't like them but at the same time don't want to let them go back home.

by Anonymousreply 30November 26, 2021 1:11 AM

North Carolina would be the narrow-minded but friendly kid who thinks that maybe if they really show team spirit they will get friends!

by Anonymousreply 31November 26, 2021 1:11 AM

Tennessee would be the kid that always enters and wins the talent show, and pulls their guitar out at parties, whether you want them to or not.

by Anonymousreply 32November 26, 2021 1:12 AM

Wisconsin is the fat chick who got run over by a bus.

by Anonymousreply 33November 26, 2021 1:13 AM

South Carolina would be the party boy with the coke connection and the keg parties.

by Anonymousreply 34November 26, 2021 1:14 AM

Florida would be amusement parks of kooks and rebukes.

by Anonymousreply 35November 26, 2021 1:14 AM

Georgia would be the Daddies girl spoiled bitch who hangs out exclusively with her friends, South Carolina and Alabama (she and SC giggle at AL's accent behind her back). She has a lifelong enmity towards the NY/NJ/CT clique, who, in turn, make jokes among themselves about her secretly trashy tailgate party ways.

by Anonymousreply 36November 26, 2021 1:15 AM

R34, pffft. Is that what they call partying over there?

by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2021 1:17 AM

Minnesota would be the local preacher's daughter who acts virtuous in public but does anal behind the bleachers.

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2021 1:17 AM

Utah would be the clean-cut gay guy with the religious girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 39November 26, 2021 1:22 AM

Hawaii is the hot Asian girl dating the closetcase.

by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2021 1:23 AM

Arkansas would be the chunky girl with the Rottweiler disposition and a What Would Jesus Do? necklace.

by Anonymousreply 41November 26, 2021 1:25 AM

Oregon is the former fatty who’s now anorexic, dying her hair green, and calling herself genderqueer and using xir/xim pronouns for attention.

by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2021 1:28 AM

Mississippi would be the "sassy" black girl who secretly resents her role at school and can't wait to say goodbye at graduation.

by Anonymousreply 43November 26, 2021 1:28 AM

Washington state is the beautiful half-Asian IT wonder kid with the looks of an Anime god/goddess and the social skills of a table leg.

by Anonymousreply 44November 26, 2021 1:29 AM

Minnesota is the blond twink who just got invited to Bryan Singer's special party.

by Anonymousreply 45November 26, 2021 1:33 AM

Florida is the homecoming queen who is a total whore and every guy wants to fuck her, and she lets them.

California is the gorgeous blond quarterback who secretly takes loads from the coach.

Texas is the jock who thinks he’s bigger and better than everyone else but he has a low IQ.

Washington is the hippie kid who smokes pot and wears dreadlocks even though he is white.

by Anonymousreply 46November 26, 2021 1:33 AM

South Dakota would be the greaser with a Harley he's always restoring. He somehow flunks shop.

by Anonymousreply 47November 26, 2021 1:35 AM

Michigan would be the black hunk who styles himself as a rap star although his parents are both high-powered lawyers. Mississippi is glued to him like a perfume card insert and they come in second place for Prom King and Queen.

by Anonymousreply 48November 26, 2021 1:37 AM

[quote] North Dakota would be the quiet kid whose name everyone always forgets


by Anonymousreply 49November 26, 2021 1:41 AM

Vermont would be the class president who will smoke pot with you and is in a garage band but will snitch you out if you cheat on a test.

by Anonymousreply 50November 26, 2021 1:43 AM

Pennsylvania would be the aggressively cheerful editor of the school newspaper or head of the pep squad, les popular than inescapable and always speaking as if through a megaphone at a homecoming game.

by Anonymousreply 51November 26, 2021 1:44 AM

Vermont would be the girl from the family that owns goats and makes their own clothes. She gains grudging respect through her totally ignoring the insults slung her way. Hangs out with Oregon and New Hampshire (her boyfriend). The popular girls begin to ask her for assistance when she wins a local craft competition with an outrageous lace underwear project.

by Anonymousreply 52November 26, 2021 1:47 AM

New york would be the tall pimply nerd guy with hornrimmed glasses thats sits in english class and picks his nose behind his book.

by Anonymousreply 53November 26, 2021 1:47 AM

Nevada would be the redneck kid with a confederate flag on his white pickup truck and a faded Trump bumper sticker from 2016, driving with an open beer bottle nestled between his legs and a cigarette dangling from his mouth, scowling at everyone he sees and ignoring all traffic laws.

by Anonymousreply 54November 26, 2021 1:47 AM

Delaware is the kid no one hangs out with because they look old and everyone assumes it is a 21 Jump Street scenario.

by Anonymousreply 55November 26, 2021 1:52 AM

Virginia is the slightly overweight but still sexy and vivacious "good girl" who is able to bridge the gap between the NY/NJ/CT and GA/SC/AL cliques - basically by having more social connections than the former and more money than the latter.

by Anonymousreply 56November 26, 2021 1:54 AM

Indian would be the loser in the back row who never raises their hand because they're too busy picking their nose.

by Anonymousreply 57November 26, 2021 1:56 AM

Washington is the quiet kid who sits in the back of the class, doesn't cause any trouble and then brings a semi automatic to school.

by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2021 1:56 AM


by Anonymousreply 59November 26, 2021 1:56 AM

The Dakotas are the non-descript and deeply closeted gay couple. Of course, North Dakota is the top and South Dakota is the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 60November 26, 2021 1:57 AM

South Dakota - the fundie wingnut who dropped out so his mom could homeschool him

by Anonymousreply 61November 26, 2021 1:57 AM

I think that's Montana, R58.

by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2021 1:57 AM

New Jersey is the rich kid whose father has an asphalt driveway resurfacing business.

by Anonymousreply 63November 26, 2021 1:58 AM

No r62, Montana is Washington's cousin who is similar but also sells meth.

by Anonymousreply 64November 26, 2021 2:04 AM

Maryland is friends with Virginia and their parents do backyard BBQs after every football game. The family has a huge swimming pool so everyone is nice to them May through August and then sort of forgets them the rest of the year.

by Anonymousreply 65November 26, 2021 2:06 AM

Kansas is the girl convinced Texas will take her to the prom.

He doesn't. He takes Iowa, who is similar but richer and prettier and her mom knows his mom and then he fucks Oklahoma behind the gym.

by Anonymousreply 66November 26, 2021 2:08 AM

Indiana would be the President of the Young Republicans Club.

by Anonymousreply 67November 26, 2021 2:09 AM

FLORIDA is the unruly DETENTION room with spit wads and ammo.

by Anonymousreply 68November 26, 2021 2:11 AM

R52 And would New Hampshire be president of the drama club?

by Anonymousreply 69November 26, 2021 2:15 AM

New Mexico is the kid no one knew until he died in a tragic motorcycle accident, and then everyone claims they loved him.

by Anonymousreply 70November 26, 2021 2:16 AM

Nebraska is the hunky, blonde football player with a dick larger than his IQ. New York and California love to hang with him.

by Anonymousreply 71November 26, 2021 2:16 AM

Rhode Island is the swarthy muscular guy with the most pronounced cockhead and the biggest bush in the locker room.

by Anonymousreply 72November 26, 2021 2:19 AM

R69, actually New Hampshire would publish a 'zine/blog full of left-leaning libertarian rants and love Norwegian death metal while also studying classical violin.

Alone of the school body, he and Vermont actually do not care what you think about them.

After graduating he goes to Bard and she goes to Bennington. They both drop out after their second year and open up a solar-powered chicken farm.

by Anonymousreply 73November 26, 2021 2:23 AM

Alabama the homeless girl that always gets in fights with other girls and smells like pee.

West Virginia, Mississippi, Kentucky, Arkansas the special ed kids.

by Anonymousreply 74November 26, 2021 2:28 AM

[quote]California is the gorgeous blond quarterback who secretly takes loads from the coach.

With bulimia, body dysmorphia, and BPD. In other words, she's a big ol' mess!

by Anonymousreply 75November 26, 2021 2:35 AM

Massachusetts would be the bainy but rowdy city Irish, Italian or Greek kid who made it good but can't escape his working class root and is looked at skeptically but enviously by the white, WASP-y North Shore kids.

by Anonymousreply 76November 26, 2021 2:38 AM

Arizona would be the fat chola girl with skin-tight clothing and thin, arched, angry looking tattooed-on or penciled-on eyebrows, and brown or dark red lip liner (from "Urban Dictionary").

by Anonymousreply 77November 26, 2021 2:39 AM

Maryland is the principal’s kid.

Delaware is a fun-living lifeguard in the summer but pale and silent in school all year.

West Virginia wakes up early for a morning shift at the family gas station and sleeps through first period.

by Anonymousreply 78November 26, 2021 2:43 AM

Colorado would be the kid everyone expected to come to school with a gun one day and shoot a bunch of people.

by Anonymousreply 79November 26, 2021 2:53 AM

Ohio would be the kid who plays Pokemon at the lunch table every day.

by Anonymousreply 80November 26, 2021 2:53 AM

[quote] New Jersey is the rich kid whose father has an asphalt driveway resurfacing business.

That is what the kid thinks but really the dad is a mobster.

by Anonymousreply 81November 26, 2021 2:54 AM

R65 I don't think Virginia or her parents do much of anything with Maryland.

by Anonymousreply 82November 26, 2021 3:16 AM

West Virginia is homeschooled.

by Anonymousreply 83November 26, 2021 3:56 AM

Virginia's family, like all Southerners are gracious to Maryland's family's face. But, they gossip about them at the club, with the North and South Carolinas, the Georgias, etc...

by Anonymousreply 84November 26, 2021 4:05 AM

Nebraska is the lunch lady's daughter.

by Anonymousreply 85November 26, 2021 4:54 AM

[quote]Alabama the homeless girl that always gets in fights with other girls and smells like pee.

I see Alabama as the girl who got sent to "alternative school" for being a pregnant delinquent.

by Anonymousreply 86November 26, 2021 5:03 AM

Massachusetts is the yearbook editor.

by Anonymousreply 87November 26, 2021 5:32 AM

New Jersey is the school drop-out.

by Anonymousreply 88November 26, 2021 5:33 AM

New Jersey is the bro who always brags about his mob connections.

by Anonymousreply 89November 26, 2021 5:34 AM

Preschool would be more apt.

by Anonymousreply 90November 26, 2021 6:35 AM

Poor Wyoming nobody mentioned him yet.

Quiet kid with a very wealthy parents but everybody assume he's a trailer trash.

by Anonymousreply 91November 26, 2021 6:40 AM

New Mexico always reminds everyone that they're Latino, but looks white.

by Anonymousreply 92November 26, 2021 6:48 AM

Puerto Rico is the girl who is always at school events but you're not sure whether she really goes to your school or not.

by Anonymousreply 93November 26, 2021 7:01 AM

Louisiana is the sad poor kid who has leukemia.

by Anonymousreply 94November 26, 2021 7:09 AM

Mississippi is the kid in the wheelchair.

There’s always one.

by Anonymousreply 95November 26, 2021 3:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 96November 26, 2021 3:31 PM

New Jersey is the first-generation kids of immigrants who, academically, outperform their American counterparts. They are nerdy, geeky, overachieving and kind of cool. One of them WILL end up committing suicide due to the pressure his/her immigrant parents have placed on them.

by Anonymousreply 97November 26, 2021 3:42 PM

DLers are just pitiably bad at games like this.

Though it's scary to think about what fucked up high schools many of you went to.

by Anonymousreply 98November 26, 2021 3:50 PM

Michigan is the burnout kid who only does well in shop classes and listens old Led Zeppelin.

by Anonymousreply 99November 26, 2021 3:50 PM

R45 Minnesota thinks its just a regular pool party. They're bringing swim trunks, a towel and SPF 100

by Anonymousreply 100November 26, 2021 3:59 PM

Ohio would be a funny looking lumpy kid in coke bottle glasses who brings a roller suitcase to school instead of a backpack. He kind of wierds people out but is a nice harmless guy once you get to know him. He inexplicably has an appalachian accent for some reason. He is a boy scout at the age of 16 and has been one since early childhood, but has no badges.

by Anonymousreply 101November 26, 2021 4:01 PM

Gift us with your take, oh genius at R98.

Although I suspect you won't.

People like you never do.

by Anonymousreply 102November 26, 2021 4:03 PM

R102 I was going to write something very similar.

by Anonymousreply 103November 26, 2021 4:18 PM

I know, right, R103? The sort of poster who gives a cunty sniff at the low level of wit and then departs in a cloud of intrigue to snort coke off Reno Gold's asscrack.

Bereft of talent, full of shit, they always are.

by Anonymousreply 104November 26, 2021 4:23 PM

Nebraska is the dude who’s always looking around during tests instead of the paper in front of him.

by Anonymousreply 105November 26, 2021 4:24 PM

Missouri is doing time in juvey.

by Anonymousreply 106November 26, 2021 4:25 PM

Oklahoma is the half-Native guy who makes a big deal of it.

But he's a cute twink nonetheless.

by Anonymousreply 107November 26, 2021 4:50 PM

Missouri was friends with Ohio, Illinois and Nebraska in middle school, but now Illinois hangs out with the cool kids NY and NJ, and Ohio and Nebraska are kinda doing their own thing. Now, Missouri usually hangs out with Arkansas and Tennessee and talks shit about IL every chance they get.

by Anonymousreply 108November 26, 2021 5:06 PM

Hawaii is the clique of tanned, beautiful beach-body M/F bottle blondes that often cut school, and head to their fave beach to soak up some rays.

by Anonymousreply 109November 26, 2021 5:20 PM

R98 = Wake Island

by Anonymousreply 110November 26, 2021 5:26 PM

Canada actually lives in another school district but attends while pretending to live with a local relative. Nobody is fooled but then again nobody cares.

by Anonymousreply 111November 26, 2021 6:05 PM

I'm Kentucky, there's two of us, people aren't sure if we're half-siblings, first cousins or fucking.

by Anonymousreply 112November 26, 2021 6:43 PM

or one big fat girl

by Anonymousreply 113November 26, 2021 6:53 PM

And California is Veronica Sawyer, R21.

by Anonymousreply 114November 26, 2021 7:01 PM

New Jersey could be a tough, don't mess with me student..but smart. Ef with me and I'll meet you outside after school..

by Anonymousreply 115November 26, 2021 7:40 PM

*cowering in fear*

by Anonymousreply 116November 26, 2021 7:43 PM

Kansas is the emo guy.

by Anonymousreply 117November 26, 2021 7:44 PM

Iowa is the kid with stiff brand new dungarees, plaid shirt and a bad haircut. Always says Yes, Ma’am to the teacher.

by Anonymousreply 118November 26, 2021 7:52 PM

R115, I imagine NJ like Jo from the Facts of Life.

by Anonymousreply 119November 26, 2021 8:08 PM

Virginia is desperate to fit in with Georgia and South Carolina but her Lily Pulitzer dresses hug her slightly tubby belly too tightly and she comes across as a “try hard.” She does have a nice car her daddy bought her though.

by Anonymousreply 120November 26, 2021 8:15 PM

Arkansas is a sexy good ole boy. A rascal but charming. The teachers forgive him for everything he does.

by Anonymousreply 121November 26, 2021 8:18 PM

Rhode Island is the midget popular with the rich kids.

Massachusetts is the outspoken rebel. The rest of the class wishes he would just go away.

Maine is the unkempt, uncouth kid who's becoming ever more popular with his more affluent peers.

by Anonymousreply 122November 26, 2021 8:29 PM

[quote]Florida would be the pregnant freshman.

Florida would be the pregnant freshman with untreated Syphilis and a Meth addiction.

by Anonymousreply 123November 26, 2021 8:55 PM

New Jersey wants hoagies, pork roll, pizza. and soft pretzels served in the cafeteria.

by Anonymousreply 124November 26, 2021 9:31 PM

And frozen custard with "jimmies" for dessert.

by Anonymousreply 125November 26, 2021 9:32 PM

Massachusetts is the valedictorian that nobody likes.

by Anonymousreply 126November 27, 2021 2:16 AM

Arizona is the overly tan girl (who looked 21 in junior high) and gets detention at least twice a month for getting into fistfights, usually with teachers. She always has the best pot.

by Anonymousreply 127November 27, 2021 2:38 AM

Colorado sells pot out of a North Face backpack.

by Anonymousreply 128November 27, 2021 2:49 AM

Lets be real, the entire US would have been the high school drop out that had to go to night school to get their GED.

by Anonymousreply 129November 27, 2021 3:34 AM

Minnesota is the salutatorian.

by Anonymousreply 130November 27, 2021 3:44 AM

[quote]Minnesota is the salutatorian.

Minnesota is also the fastest typist in the class, and the best speller.

But she's so boring no one really remembers her.

by Anonymousreply 131November 27, 2021 3:51 AM

We're Wyoming and Montana. One of us is a boy, but we're both willowy and silent on the matter.

We're out for medical most days. Because we do heroin. It's OK; our folks do heroin, too.

by Anonymousreply 132November 27, 2021 4:13 AM

NY and California are the cool kids so above this all.

by Anonymousreply 133November 27, 2021 7:50 AM

Ny is overachieving drama kid that everyone hates. California and Hawaii are cool surfer/stoner kids that everyone loves.

by Anonymousreply 134November 27, 2021 8:03 AM

No R120 No, that would be Tennessee.

Virginia used to be friends with Georgia and the Carolina sisters until about junior year, but she realized that they were a bit too immature and cliquish for her. She has good grades while being pretty and as such as been spending more and more time with Maryland and Massachusetts.

Of course, her mom is still best friends with Georgia and the Carolina sisters Moms and so she will never be totally out of the group.

by Anonymousreply 135November 27, 2021 8:55 AM

Louisiana is a cool kid who is also mysterious, not exactly a drug dealer, but can get you any drug you want. They can also hook you up with other illegal services.

by Anonymousreply 136November 27, 2021 11:37 AM

Can Louisiana get the [looks around] homersexshul services too?

by Anonymousreply 137November 27, 2021 12:54 PM

Washington State is the kid who wears a rain slicker all year round, even when it’s sunny.

by Anonymousreply 138November 27, 2021 12:56 PM

Virginia would be the trans girl whose father works for the State Department.

by Anonymousreply 139November 27, 2021 12:57 PM

Puerto Rico would be the child of illegal immigrants with the chip on her shoulder.

by Anonymousreply 140November 27, 2021 12:59 PM

puerto rico wouldn't be illegal

by Anonymousreply 141November 27, 2021 1:02 PM

Bless your heart, r141.

Really, just bless it, hun.

by Anonymousreply 142November 27, 2021 1:12 PM

Agree with R141. Puerto Rico is the hawt Latino kid who will let you blow him. Sexuality undetermined.

by Anonymousreply 143November 27, 2021 1:56 PM

Virginia still believes in Santa Claus.

by Anonymousreply 144November 27, 2021 2:39 PM

Minnesota’s only claim to fame is losing Butter Queen 6 years in a row. The 4H club is taking bets if she’ll try again this year.

by Anonymousreply 145November 27, 2021 2:42 PM

Wisconsin thinks it’s rad to trash can the freshmen boys.

The teachers all call him by his last name only and sort of bark it when they do so.

Nobody in his own class likes him and they all claim it’s because he wears a camouflage jacket to school every fucking day.

by Anonymousreply 146November 27, 2021 2:49 PM

Illinois would be the top of he B-class of jocks. Plays Soccer or something. Allowed to associate with the cool kids (CA, NY, MA, CT) while remaining close to his friend WI. He and IN parted ways long ago. IL is good looking and easy going but his family has a shady history that everyone knows about. He also occasionally dates black girls.

Wisconsin would be the church boy that did keg stands the night before. Also plays football and wrestles.

Iowa's entire personality revolve around wresting,, 4H, and obsessing over gorgeous TN but setting only slightly fat MO.

by Anonymousreply 147November 27, 2021 2:55 PM

r108 I don't know if you noticed, but Tennessee had a massive glow up over the summer. Don't tell California, but it appears she's the hottest girl in school. Texas has even stopped crushing over California, always drama with those two, for Tennessee. But we all know he's just trying to make CA jealous .

Florida totally had an abortion last month. We all saw the weight gain. I just know it's Alabama's, ew.

Georgia is that cool black athlete that showed up Sophomore year. He could hangout in any clique and gets invited to all the parties. He will end up fucking TN before the school year is out.

by Anonymousreply 148November 27, 2021 3:04 PM

Some of y’all are really fantastic at this!

by Anonymousreply 149November 27, 2021 3:07 PM

Hawaii is that hot Asian, no one can tell where she's from but everyone wants to be her friend. She prefers to stay home and hangout with her family. Her house is gorgeous but in the middle of fucking no-where but she has the best poor and patio and food. Her mom is also a MILF. Her dad is scary and low-key seems to hate white people.

by Anonymousreply 150November 27, 2021 3:07 PM

Louisiana is the good-looking, charming, kind, slow witted but not dumb, languid, long-lashed, well-hung, slim twink.

by Anonymousreply 151November 27, 2021 3:19 PM

Oregon is the mellow, low-key pothead that you're been friends with since first grade, and crushing on since middle school. One night you are hanging out with Idaho in Oregon's basement. Idaho falls asleep and you finally make your move on Oregon. He freaks out and loudly tells you he's not cool with that.

Meanwhile, Idaho is not actually asleep and, next weekend, he will let you blow him in his F150.

by Anonymousreply 152November 27, 2021 3:36 PM

Missouri comes from a family of dropouts but still drives a big fancy pickup. He wears his mullet unironically and is already the father of three. Three different mothers, of course.

by Anonymousreply 153November 27, 2021 3:56 PM

West Virginia and Virginia are sisters, but Virginia tells everyone that they are cousins.

by Anonymousreply 154November 27, 2021 4:02 PM

Pennsylvania would like you to donate all locker change to Their BIPOC cat sanctuary - which is currently housed in the glassed-in sun porch next to their room.

by Anonymousreply 155November 27, 2021 4:18 PM

Idaho is the loner kid who a pistol in his locker.

by Anonymousreply 156November 27, 2021 5:02 PM

NY is a fun JAP whose Bat Mitzvah in middle school cost north of $50k and whose Sweet 16 is going to cost twice that, not including the price of the new silver Lexus she’s getting. She’s actually cousins with Florida, but seldom mentions it.

by Anonymousreply 157November 27, 2021 5:24 PM

Oregon (for the most part) would be the obnoxious vegan girl who lectures everyone and thinks they are better than everything.While secretly jealous of the California cheerleader she constantly flaunts how much smarter and better she THINKS she is while crying into a cheeseburger at night..

by Anonymousreply 158November 27, 2021 5:27 PM

[quote] DLers are just pitiably bad at games like this.

Why not just post, "Please everyone put me on 'Ignore'?"

by Anonymousreply 159November 27, 2021 5:40 PM

Utah would like to share his magic underwear with your mom, your sister, your sister's sister, and possibly your Aunt Meghan. She wears a denim skirt so well.

by Anonymousreply 160November 27, 2021 6:03 PM

Michigan is fraternal twins. Upper peninsula is a volunteer hockey coach that many of the parents are rightly concerned about. Lower peninsula is a gear head who is always working in his ‘69 Chevelle, and smokes a ton of weed.

by Anonymousreply 161November 27, 2021 6:23 PM

Illinois is the student council treasurer who is busted for embezzlement. He used the money to but Chaturbate tokens

by Anonymousreply 162November 27, 2021 6:26 PM

Wisconsin has phimosis and when he changes the whole locker room smells like cheee

by Anonymousreply 163November 27, 2021 6:27 PM

North Carolina is our "woke" sibling who tries to act like their shit don't stink, but in the end they are more like us than they want to admit.

by Anonymousreply 164November 27, 2021 6:32 PM

Indiana is fat and has bad breath. Brings leftovers from home in plastic tub that used to hold 3 lbs of Country Crock. Drives to school in a clapped out conversion van with a wheel chair lift. She smokes Virginia Slims and drinks Tab

by Anonymousreply 165November 27, 2021 6:33 PM

Nevada is a glass closeted Mormon boy from Las Vegas who sings in a crappy band will get a lot of airplay in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 166November 27, 2021 6:37 PM

Sorry r162, IL is rich as fuck so no need to steal.

It’s Kansas that ran the student council into financial ruin during homecoming week. Cutting the ticket prices without cutting back in the budget, what could go wrong?

by Anonymousreply 167November 27, 2021 7:06 PM

Connecticut is the rich kid who will be transferring to Pomfret or Hotchkiss, because the parents are scandalized by the public school student body.

by Anonymousreply 168November 27, 2021 7:07 PM

R167 IL nor Louisiana should be allowed within a mile of the Student Council. They are known for political corruption.

by Anonymousreply 169November 27, 2021 7:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 170November 27, 2021 7:12 PM

R169 IL as class presidents, they suck, but as a student body presidents (over the entire student population/all grades) they are kick ass. You just have to watch them.

Kentucky is actually the most corrupt. We see horse girl Taking dollars out do the bake sale, but we assume she’s poor. Her family’s farm is actually with millions.

by Anonymousreply 171November 27, 2021 7:14 PM

R171 Depends are they going to be a Lincoln or Obama? Or, a Kerner, Walker, Ryan or Blagojevich?

by Anonymousreply 172November 27, 2021 7:18 PM

Who would be goth or punk?

by Anonymousreply 173November 27, 2021 7:21 PM

DC Is the kid that smooth talks everyone then robs them blind behind their backs

by Anonymousreply 174November 27, 2021 7:21 PM

Texas is the pageant queen who wears WAY too much makeup.

by Anonymousreply 175November 27, 2021 7:25 PM

Rhode Island is the heavy metal dudes in the Iron Maiden and Rush T-shirts.

by Anonymousreply 176November 27, 2021 7:41 PM

Idaho is that kid that looks Mexican but is actually Native American. Yes, his family keeps a crate of potatoes in the kitchen. He’s quite, hard worker, and has next to no sense of humor.

by Anonymousreply 177November 27, 2021 8:21 PM

Iowa and New Hampshire are the theater geeks. Nice enough but kind of annoying. They bask in the spotlight during the spring musical, which is the only time the rest of the school notices them at all.

by Anonymousreply 178November 27, 2021 8:25 PM

Kentucky is the girl who is obsessed with horses.

by Anonymousreply 179November 27, 2021 8:34 PM

[quote] He’s quite,

Quite what?

by Anonymousreply 180November 27, 2021 8:35 PM

The white farm boy from Missouri has the biggest cock in the gang showers.

by Anonymousreply 181November 27, 2021 8:40 PM

New York is the dude who boasts that he's got the biggest cock in the whole school. He calls it Long Island.

by Anonymousreply 182November 28, 2021 12:05 AM

Maine is that kid whose parents are Canadian, he may have even been born there.

by Anonymousreply 183November 28, 2021 12:41 AM

I could describe Nebraska, but it would only turn out to be a lustful short story I would splooge to, right in the middle of tenth-grade English class.

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by Anonymousreply 184November 28, 2021 2:30 AM

This is his cousin in South Dakota. His nips are the most callused I've ever seen.

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by Anonymousreply 185November 28, 2021 2:33 AM

Georgia is the black girl who dresses like a video vixen and dreams of marrying budding rapper Maryland or future college athlete Ohio and ending up on a reality TV franchise.

by Anonymousreply 186November 28, 2021 4:32 AM

DC is the hall monitor.

by Anonymousreply 187November 28, 2021 4:32 AM

Colorado is the shifty-looking school shooter

by Anonymousreply 188November 28, 2021 4:36 AM

Rhode Island is the kid that went to the Votech

by Anonymousreply 189November 28, 2021 4:39 AM

Massachusetts is the preppy kid with pleated khakis and a brown braided leather belt

by Anonymousreply 190November 28, 2021 4:42 AM

New Jersery is a slutty mess who gives blowjobs under the bleachers.

by Anonymousreply 191November 28, 2021 4:43 AM

Georgia would be special ed.

by Anonymousreply 192November 28, 2021 4:58 AM

Maryland is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class AND she’s been passing notes.

by Anonymousreply 193November 28, 2021 12:08 PM

R191, assuming NJ is male in this scenario, right? 😉

by Anonymousreply 194November 28, 2021 1:02 PM

New Hampshire thinks I'm rich because she doesn't get out much.

No, you don't have to fight the dog for kibble.

by Anonymousreply 195November 28, 2021 3:59 PM
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