Florida would be the pregnant freshman.
If the US was a high school, who would each state be?
|by Anonymous||reply 195||November 28, 2021 3:59 PM|
Texas is obviously the dumb football jock.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 26, 2021 12:50 AM|
California would be the head cheerleader, and Texas the star quarterback.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 26, 2021 12:50 AM|
North Dakota would be the quiet kid whose name everyone always forgets
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 26, 2021 12:53 AM|
Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, and West Virginia would all live in the same trailer park.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 26, 2021 12:56 AM|
Pennsylvania would be the teaching faculty.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 26, 2021 12:58 AM|
[quote]If the US [bold]was[/bold] a high school
I don't know about the states, but OP is clearly the student who failed English class.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 26, 2021 12:58 AM|
Idaho would be the couch potato.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 26, 2021 12:58 AM|
North Dakota would be the silent full-blood Native American student who finds it difficult to join in with his peer group.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 26, 2021 1:00 AM|
Oregon would be the weed smoking, patchouli wearing, hippie kid.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 26, 2021 1:00 AM|
Rhode Island would be the talkative WASP-Italian-Portuguese kid with a bouncy attitude and innocent of inhibitions.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 26, 2021 1:01 AM|
Oklahoma wouldn't be represented at this high school because those would be the wierdo, religious home schooled kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 26, 2021 1:01 AM|
California would be too cool for this school, smoking a joint by the bleachers, texting an older lover to hurry up and take him to the real party.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 26, 2021 1:02 AM|
South Carolina would be the stuck up Southern preppy kid, but their redneck comes out if they've been drinking. They would have a rivalry with fellow Southern Prep Virginia.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||November 26, 2021 1:02 AM|
Alaska would be the loner.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 26, 2021 1:02 AM|
Maine would be the strong but silent part French-Canadian kid who read a lot of comics but also played football and responded to questions with measured one-word answers.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 26, 2021 1:02 AM|
New York, New Jersey and Connecticut would be the bitchy clique of rich kids who think they run the school.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 26, 2021 1:04 AM|
Louisiana would be the sexy mixed-race girl who all the mothers initially actually like because she knows how to cook but then begin to mistrust because their husbands start getting interested as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||November 26, 2021 1:04 AM|
Maine would be the lesbian dodgeball champ.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||November 26, 2021 1:04 AM|
Arkansas arrives each morning on the short bus.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||November 26, 2021 1:05 AM|
New Mexico would be the DREAMER.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||November 26, 2021 1:05 AM|
To agree with R16, New York, Connecticut and New Jersey would be Heather Chandler, Heather McNamara and Heather Duke, in that order.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||November 26, 2021 1:06 AM|
Massachusetts would be the snobby liberal bisexual with just enough social clout to bridge the gap between the freaks and the jocks.
Their holiday parties are the big ticket items all school year round.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||November 26, 2021 1:07 AM|
Massachusetts would be the science nerd.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||November 26, 2021 1:07 AM|
I would've said NY is Danny Zuko and NJ is Kenickie.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||November 26, 2021 1:08 AM|
Kentucky would be the girl obsessed with horses.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||November 26, 2021 1:08 AM|
Idaho would be the school shooter.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||November 26, 2021 1:08 AM|
District of Columbia is the class auditor, attending all classes but unable to really truly participate.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||November 26, 2021 1:09 AM|
Illinois would be the stoner who starts a rock band.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||November 26, 2021 1:09 AM|
Ohio would be the beautiful closeted gay boy, in love with art and desperate to move anywhere else.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||November 26, 2021 1:09 AM|
American Samoa, Puerto Rico, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands, and U.S. Virgin Islands are the exchange students who attend all four years and are either ignored or picked on by the other students, who don't like them but at the same time don't want to let them go back home.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||November 26, 2021 1:11 AM|
North Carolina would be the narrow-minded but friendly kid who thinks that maybe if they really show team spirit they will get friends!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||November 26, 2021 1:11 AM|
Tennessee would be the kid that always enters and wins the talent show, and pulls their guitar out at parties, whether you want them to or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||November 26, 2021 1:12 AM|
Wisconsin is the fat chick who got run over by a bus.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||November 26, 2021 1:13 AM|
South Carolina would be the party boy with the coke connection and the keg parties.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||November 26, 2021 1:14 AM|
Florida would be amusement parks of kooks and rebukes.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||November 26, 2021 1:14 AM|
Georgia would be the Daddies girl spoiled bitch who hangs out exclusively with her friends, South Carolina and Alabama (she and SC giggle at AL's accent behind her back). She has a lifelong enmity towards the NY/NJ/CT clique, who, in turn, make jokes among themselves about her secretly trashy tailgate party ways.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||November 26, 2021 1:15 AM|
R34, pffft. Is that what they call partying over there?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||November 26, 2021 1:17 AM|
Minnesota would be the local preacher's daughter who acts virtuous in public but does anal behind the bleachers.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||November 26, 2021 1:17 AM|
Utah would be the clean-cut gay guy with the religious girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||November 26, 2021 1:22 AM|
Hawaii is the hot Asian girl dating the closetcase.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||November 26, 2021 1:23 AM|
Arkansas would be the chunky girl with the Rottweiler disposition and a What Would Jesus Do? necklace.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||November 26, 2021 1:25 AM|
Oregon is the former fatty who’s now anorexic, dying her hair green, and calling herself genderqueer and using xir/xim pronouns for attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||November 26, 2021 1:28 AM|
Mississippi would be the "sassy" black girl who secretly resents her role at school and can't wait to say goodbye at graduation.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||November 26, 2021 1:28 AM|
Washington state is the beautiful half-Asian IT wonder kid with the looks of an Anime god/goddess and the social skills of a table leg.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||November 26, 2021 1:29 AM|
Minnesota is the blond twink who just got invited to Bryan Singer's special party.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||November 26, 2021 1:33 AM|
Florida is the homecoming queen who is a total whore and every guy wants to fuck her, and she lets them.
California is the gorgeous blond quarterback who secretly takes loads from the coach.
Texas is the jock who thinks he’s bigger and better than everyone else but he has a low IQ.
Washington is the hippie kid who smokes pot and wears dreadlocks even though he is white.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||November 26, 2021 1:33 AM|
South Dakota would be the greaser with a Harley he's always restoring. He somehow flunks shop.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||November 26, 2021 1:35 AM|
Michigan would be the black hunk who styles himself as a rap star although his parents are both high-powered lawyers. Mississippi is glued to him like a perfume card insert and they come in second place for Prom King and Queen.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||November 26, 2021 1:37 AM|
[quote] North Dakota would be the quiet kid whose name everyone always forgets
|by Anonymous||reply 49||November 26, 2021 1:41 AM|
Vermont would be the class president who will smoke pot with you and is in a garage band but will snitch you out if you cheat on a test.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||November 26, 2021 1:43 AM|
Pennsylvania would be the aggressively cheerful editor of the school newspaper or head of the pep squad, les popular than inescapable and always speaking as if through a megaphone at a homecoming game.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||November 26, 2021 1:44 AM|
Vermont would be the girl from the family that owns goats and makes their own clothes. She gains grudging respect through her totally ignoring the insults slung her way. Hangs out with Oregon and New Hampshire (her boyfriend). The popular girls begin to ask her for assistance when she wins a local craft competition with an outrageous lace underwear project.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||November 26, 2021 1:47 AM|
New york would be the tall pimply nerd guy with hornrimmed glasses thats sits in english class and picks his nose behind his book.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||November 26, 2021 1:47 AM|
Nevada would be the redneck kid with a confederate flag on his white pickup truck and a faded Trump bumper sticker from 2016, driving with an open beer bottle nestled between his legs and a cigarette dangling from his mouth, scowling at everyone he sees and ignoring all traffic laws.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||November 26, 2021 1:47 AM|
Delaware is the kid no one hangs out with because they look old and everyone assumes it is a 21 Jump Street scenario.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||November 26, 2021 1:52 AM|
Virginia is the slightly overweight but still sexy and vivacious "good girl" who is able to bridge the gap between the NY/NJ/CT and GA/SC/AL cliques - basically by having more social connections than the former and more money than the latter.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||November 26, 2021 1:54 AM|
Indian would be the loser in the back row who never raises their hand because they're too busy picking their nose.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||November 26, 2021 1:56 AM|
Washington is the quiet kid who sits in the back of the class, doesn't cause any trouble and then brings a semi automatic to school.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||November 26, 2021 1:56 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 59||November 26, 2021 1:56 AM|
The Dakotas are the non-descript and deeply closeted gay couple. Of course, North Dakota is the top and South Dakota is the bottom.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||November 26, 2021 1:57 AM|
South Dakota - the fundie wingnut who dropped out so his mom could homeschool him
|by Anonymous||reply 61||November 26, 2021 1:57 AM|
I think that's Montana, R58.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||November 26, 2021 1:57 AM|
New Jersey is the rich kid whose father has an asphalt driveway resurfacing business.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||November 26, 2021 1:58 AM|
No r62, Montana is Washington's cousin who is similar but also sells meth.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||November 26, 2021 2:04 AM|
Maryland is friends with Virginia and their parents do backyard BBQs after every football game. The family has a huge swimming pool so everyone is nice to them May through August and then sort of forgets them the rest of the year.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||November 26, 2021 2:06 AM|
Kansas is the girl convinced Texas will take her to the prom.
He doesn't. He takes Iowa, who is similar but richer and prettier and her mom knows his mom and then he fucks Oklahoma behind the gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||November 26, 2021 2:08 AM|
Indiana would be the President of the Young Republicans Club.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||November 26, 2021 2:09 AM|
FLORIDA is the unruly DETENTION room with spit wads and ammo.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||November 26, 2021 2:11 AM|
R52 And would New Hampshire be president of the drama club?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||November 26, 2021 2:15 AM|
New Mexico is the kid no one knew until he died in a tragic motorcycle accident, and then everyone claims they loved him.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||November 26, 2021 2:16 AM|
Nebraska is the hunky, blonde football player with a dick larger than his IQ. New York and California love to hang with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||November 26, 2021 2:16 AM|
Rhode Island is the swarthy muscular guy with the most pronounced cockhead and the biggest bush in the locker room.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||November 26, 2021 2:19 AM|
R69, actually New Hampshire would publish a 'zine/blog full of left-leaning libertarian rants and love Norwegian death metal while also studying classical violin.
Alone of the school body, he and Vermont actually do not care what you think about them.
After graduating he goes to Bard and she goes to Bennington. They both drop out after their second year and open up a solar-powered chicken farm.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||November 26, 2021 2:23 AM|
Alabama the homeless girl that always gets in fights with other girls and smells like pee.
West Virginia, Mississippi, Kentucky, Arkansas the special ed kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||November 26, 2021 2:28 AM|
[quote]California is the gorgeous blond quarterback who secretly takes loads from the coach.
With bulimia, body dysmorphia, and BPD. In other words, she's a big ol' mess!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||November 26, 2021 2:35 AM|
Massachusetts would be the bainy but rowdy city Irish, Italian or Greek kid who made it good but can't escape his working class root and is looked at skeptically but enviously by the white, WASP-y North Shore kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||November 26, 2021 2:38 AM|
Arizona would be the fat chola girl with skin-tight clothing and thin, arched, angry looking tattooed-on or penciled-on eyebrows, and brown or dark red lip liner (from "Urban Dictionary").
|by Anonymous||reply 77||November 26, 2021 2:39 AM|
Maryland is the principal’s kid.
Delaware is a fun-living lifeguard in the summer but pale and silent in school all year.
West Virginia wakes up early for a morning shift at the family gas station and sleeps through first period.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||November 26, 2021 2:43 AM|
Colorado would be the kid everyone expected to come to school with a gun one day and shoot a bunch of people.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||November 26, 2021 2:53 AM|
Ohio would be the kid who plays Pokemon at the lunch table every day.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||November 26, 2021 2:53 AM|
[quote] New Jersey is the rich kid whose father has an asphalt driveway resurfacing business.
That is what the kid thinks but really the dad is a mobster.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||November 26, 2021 2:54 AM|
R65 I don't think Virginia or her parents do much of anything with Maryland.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||November 26, 2021 3:16 AM|
West Virginia is homeschooled.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||November 26, 2021 3:56 AM|
Virginia's family, like all Southerners are gracious to Maryland's family's face. But, they gossip about them at the club, with the North and South Carolinas, the Georgias, etc...
|by Anonymous||reply 84||November 26, 2021 4:05 AM|
Nebraska is the lunch lady's daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||November 26, 2021 4:54 AM|
[quote]Alabama the homeless girl that always gets in fights with other girls and smells like pee.
I see Alabama as the girl who got sent to "alternative school" for being a pregnant delinquent.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||November 26, 2021 5:03 AM|
Massachusetts is the yearbook editor.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||November 26, 2021 5:32 AM|
New Jersey is the school drop-out.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||November 26, 2021 5:33 AM|
New Jersey is the bro who always brags about his mob connections.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||November 26, 2021 5:34 AM|
Preschool would be more apt.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||November 26, 2021 6:35 AM|
Poor Wyoming nobody mentioned him yet.
Quiet kid with a very wealthy parents but everybody assume he's a trailer trash.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||November 26, 2021 6:40 AM|
New Mexico always reminds everyone that they're Latino, but looks white.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||November 26, 2021 6:48 AM|
Puerto Rico is the girl who is always at school events but you're not sure whether she really goes to your school or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||November 26, 2021 7:01 AM|
Louisiana is the sad poor kid who has leukemia.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||November 26, 2021 7:09 AM|
Mississippi is the kid in the wheelchair.
There’s always one.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||November 26, 2021 3:08 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 96||November 26, 2021 3:31 PM|
New Jersey is the first-generation kids of immigrants who, academically, outperform their American counterparts. They are nerdy, geeky, overachieving and kind of cool. One of them WILL end up committing suicide due to the pressure his/her immigrant parents have placed on them.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||November 26, 2021 3:42 PM|
DLers are just pitiably bad at games like this.
Though it's scary to think about what fucked up high schools many of you went to.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||November 26, 2021 3:50 PM|
Michigan is the burnout kid who only does well in shop classes and listens old Led Zeppelin.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||November 26, 2021 3:50 PM|
R45 Minnesota thinks its just a regular pool party. They're bringing swim trunks, a towel and SPF 100
|by Anonymous||reply 100||November 26, 2021 3:59 PM|
Ohio would be a funny looking lumpy kid in coke bottle glasses who brings a roller suitcase to school instead of a backpack. He kind of wierds people out but is a nice harmless guy once you get to know him. He inexplicably has an appalachian accent for some reason. He is a boy scout at the age of 16 and has been one since early childhood, but has no badges.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||November 26, 2021 4:01 PM|
Gift us with your take, oh genius at R98.
Although I suspect you won't.
People like you never do.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||November 26, 2021 4:03 PM|
R102 I was going to write something very similar.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||November 26, 2021 4:18 PM|
I know, right, R103? The sort of poster who gives a cunty sniff at the low level of wit and then departs in a cloud of intrigue to snort coke off Reno Gold's asscrack.
Bereft of talent, full of shit, they always are.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||November 26, 2021 4:23 PM|
Nebraska is the dude who’s always looking around during tests instead of the paper in front of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||November 26, 2021 4:24 PM|
Missouri is doing time in juvey.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||November 26, 2021 4:25 PM|
Oklahoma is the half-Native guy who makes a big deal of it.
But he's a cute twink nonetheless.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||November 26, 2021 4:50 PM|
Missouri was friends with Ohio, Illinois and Nebraska in middle school, but now Illinois hangs out with the cool kids NY and NJ, and Ohio and Nebraska are kinda doing their own thing. Now, Missouri usually hangs out with Arkansas and Tennessee and talks shit about IL every chance they get.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||November 26, 2021 5:06 PM|
Hawaii is the clique of tanned, beautiful beach-body M/F bottle blondes that often cut school, and head to their fave beach to soak up some rays.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||November 26, 2021 5:20 PM|
R98 = Wake Island
|by Anonymous||reply 110||November 26, 2021 5:26 PM|
Canada actually lives in another school district but attends while pretending to live with a local relative. Nobody is fooled but then again nobody cares.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||November 26, 2021 6:05 PM|
I'm Kentucky, there's two of us, people aren't sure if we're half-siblings, first cousins or fucking.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||November 26, 2021 6:43 PM|
or one big fat girl
|by Anonymous||reply 113||November 26, 2021 6:53 PM|
And California is Veronica Sawyer, R21.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||November 26, 2021 7:01 PM|
New Jersey could be a tough, don't mess with me student..but smart. Ef with me and I'll meet you outside after school..
|by Anonymous||reply 115||November 26, 2021 7:40 PM|
*cowering in fear*
|by Anonymous||reply 116||November 26, 2021 7:43 PM|
Kansas is the emo guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||November 26, 2021 7:44 PM|
Iowa is the kid with stiff brand new dungarees, plaid shirt and a bad haircut. Always says Yes, Ma’am to the teacher.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||November 26, 2021 7:52 PM|
R115, I imagine NJ like Jo from the Facts of Life.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||November 26, 2021 8:08 PM|
Virginia is desperate to fit in with Georgia and South Carolina but her Lily Pulitzer dresses hug her slightly tubby belly too tightly and she comes across as a “try hard.” She does have a nice car her daddy bought her though.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||November 26, 2021 8:15 PM|
Arkansas is a sexy good ole boy. A rascal but charming. The teachers forgive him for everything he does.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||November 26, 2021 8:18 PM|
Rhode Island is the midget popular with the rich kids.
Massachusetts is the outspoken rebel. The rest of the class wishes he would just go away.
Maine is the unkempt, uncouth kid who's becoming ever more popular with his more affluent peers.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||November 26, 2021 8:29 PM|
[quote]Florida would be the pregnant freshman.
Florida would be the pregnant freshman with untreated Syphilis and a Meth addiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||November 26, 2021 8:55 PM|
New Jersey wants hoagies, pork roll, pizza. and soft pretzels served in the cafeteria.
|by Anonymous||reply 124||November 26, 2021 9:31 PM|
And frozen custard with "jimmies" for dessert.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||November 26, 2021 9:32 PM|
Massachusetts is the valedictorian that nobody likes.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||November 27, 2021 2:16 AM|
Arizona is the overly tan girl (who looked 21 in junior high) and gets detention at least twice a month for getting into fistfights, usually with teachers. She always has the best pot.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||November 27, 2021 2:38 AM|
Colorado sells pot out of a North Face backpack.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||November 27, 2021 2:49 AM|
Lets be real, the entire US would have been the high school drop out that had to go to night school to get their GED.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||November 27, 2021 3:34 AM|
Minnesota is the salutatorian.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||November 27, 2021 3:44 AM|
[quote]Minnesota is the salutatorian.
Minnesota is also the fastest typist in the class, and the best speller.
But she's so boring no one really remembers her.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||November 27, 2021 3:51 AM|
We're Wyoming and Montana. One of us is a boy, but we're both willowy and silent on the matter.
We're out for medical most days. Because we do heroin. It's OK; our folks do heroin, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||November 27, 2021 4:13 AM|
NY and California are the cool kids so above this all.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||November 27, 2021 7:50 AM|
Ny is overachieving drama kid that everyone hates. California and Hawaii are cool surfer/stoner kids that everyone loves.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||November 27, 2021 8:03 AM|
No R120 No, that would be Tennessee.
Virginia used to be friends with Georgia and the Carolina sisters until about junior year, but she realized that they were a bit too immature and cliquish for her. She has good grades while being pretty and as such as been spending more and more time with Maryland and Massachusetts.
Of course, her mom is still best friends with Georgia and the Carolina sisters Moms and so she will never be totally out of the group.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||November 27, 2021 8:55 AM|
Louisiana is a cool kid who is also mysterious, not exactly a drug dealer, but can get you any drug you want. They can also hook you up with other illegal services.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||November 27, 2021 11:37 AM|
Can Louisiana get the [looks around] homersexshul services too?
|by Anonymous||reply 137||November 27, 2021 12:54 PM|
Washington State is the kid who wears a rain slicker all year round, even when it’s sunny.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||November 27, 2021 12:56 PM|
Virginia would be the trans girl whose father works for the State Department.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||November 27, 2021 12:57 PM|
Puerto Rico would be the child of illegal immigrants with the chip on her shoulder.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||November 27, 2021 12:59 PM|
puerto rico wouldn't be illegal
|by Anonymous||reply 141||November 27, 2021 1:02 PM|
Bless your heart, r141.
Really, just bless it, hun.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||November 27, 2021 1:12 PM|
Agree with R141. Puerto Rico is the hawt Latino kid who will let you blow him. Sexuality undetermined.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||November 27, 2021 1:56 PM|
Virginia still believes in Santa Claus.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||November 27, 2021 2:39 PM|
Minnesota’s only claim to fame is losing Butter Queen 6 years in a row. The 4H club is taking bets if she’ll try again this year.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||November 27, 2021 2:42 PM|
Wisconsin thinks it’s rad to trash can the freshmen boys.
The teachers all call him by his last name only and sort of bark it when they do so.
Nobody in his own class likes him and they all claim it’s because he wears a camouflage jacket to school every fucking day.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||November 27, 2021 2:49 PM|
Illinois would be the top of he B-class of jocks. Plays Soccer or something. Allowed to associate with the cool kids (CA, NY, MA, CT) while remaining close to his friend WI. He and IN parted ways long ago. IL is good looking and easy going but his family has a shady history that everyone knows about. He also occasionally dates black girls.
Wisconsin would be the church boy that did keg stands the night before. Also plays football and wrestles.
Iowa's entire personality revolve around wresting,, 4H, and obsessing over gorgeous TN but setting only slightly fat MO.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||November 27, 2021 2:55 PM|
r108 I don't know if you noticed, but Tennessee had a massive glow up over the summer. Don't tell California, but it appears she's the hottest girl in school. Texas has even stopped crushing over California, always drama with those two, for Tennessee. But we all know he's just trying to make CA jealous .
Florida totally had an abortion last month. We all saw the weight gain. I just know it's Alabama's, ew.
Georgia is that cool black athlete that showed up Sophomore year. He could hangout in any clique and gets invited to all the parties. He will end up fucking TN before the school year is out.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||November 27, 2021 3:04 PM|
Some of y’all are really fantastic at this!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||November 27, 2021 3:07 PM|
Hawaii is that hot Asian, no one can tell where she's from but everyone wants to be her friend. She prefers to stay home and hangout with her family. Her house is gorgeous but in the middle of fucking no-where but she has the best poor and patio and food. Her mom is also a MILF. Her dad is scary and low-key seems to hate white people.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||November 27, 2021 3:07 PM|
Louisiana is the good-looking, charming, kind, slow witted but not dumb, languid, long-lashed, well-hung, slim twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||November 27, 2021 3:19 PM|
Oregon is the mellow, low-key pothead that you're been friends with since first grade, and crushing on since middle school. One night you are hanging out with Idaho in Oregon's basement. Idaho falls asleep and you finally make your move on Oregon. He freaks out and loudly tells you he's not cool with that.
Meanwhile, Idaho is not actually asleep and, next weekend, he will let you blow him in his F150.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||November 27, 2021 3:36 PM|
Missouri comes from a family of dropouts but still drives a big fancy pickup. He wears his mullet unironically and is already the father of three. Three different mothers, of course.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||November 27, 2021 3:56 PM|
West Virginia and Virginia are sisters, but Virginia tells everyone that they are cousins.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||November 27, 2021 4:02 PM|
Pennsylvania would like you to donate all locker change to Their BIPOC cat sanctuary - which is currently housed in the glassed-in sun porch next to their room.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||November 27, 2021 4:18 PM|
Idaho is the loner kid who a pistol in his locker.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||November 27, 2021 5:02 PM|
NY is a fun JAP whose Bat Mitzvah in middle school cost north of $50k and whose Sweet 16 is going to cost twice that, not including the price of the new silver Lexus she’s getting. She’s actually cousins with Florida, but seldom mentions it.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||November 27, 2021 5:24 PM|
Oregon (for the most part) would be the obnoxious vegan girl who lectures everyone and thinks they are better than everything.While secretly jealous of the California cheerleader she constantly flaunts how much smarter and better she THINKS she is while crying into a cheeseburger at night..
|by Anonymous||reply 158||November 27, 2021 5:27 PM|
[quote] DLers are just pitiably bad at games like this.
Why not just post, "Please everyone put me on 'Ignore'?"
|by Anonymous||reply 159||November 27, 2021 5:40 PM|
Utah would like to share his magic underwear with your mom, your sister, your sister's sister, and possibly your Aunt Meghan. She wears a denim skirt so well.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||November 27, 2021 6:03 PM|
Michigan is fraternal twins. Upper peninsula is a volunteer hockey coach that many of the parents are rightly concerned about. Lower peninsula is a gear head who is always working in his ‘69 Chevelle, and smokes a ton of weed.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||November 27, 2021 6:23 PM|
Illinois is the student council treasurer who is busted for embezzlement. He used the money to but Chaturbate tokens
|by Anonymous||reply 162||November 27, 2021 6:26 PM|
Wisconsin has phimosis and when he changes the whole locker room smells like cheee
|by Anonymous||reply 163||November 27, 2021 6:27 PM|
North Carolina is our "woke" sibling who tries to act like their shit don't stink, but in the end they are more like us than they want to admit.
|by Anonymous||reply 164||November 27, 2021 6:32 PM|
Indiana is fat and has bad breath. Brings leftovers from home in plastic tub that used to hold 3 lbs of Country Crock. Drives to school in a clapped out conversion van with a wheel chair lift. She smokes Virginia Slims and drinks Tab
|by Anonymous||reply 165||November 27, 2021 6:33 PM|
Nevada is a glass closeted Mormon boy from Las Vegas who sings in a crappy band will get a lot of airplay in a few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||November 27, 2021 6:37 PM|
Sorry r162, IL is rich as fuck so no need to steal.
It’s Kansas that ran the student council into financial ruin during homecoming week. Cutting the ticket prices without cutting back in the budget, what could go wrong?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||November 27, 2021 7:06 PM|
Connecticut is the rich kid who will be transferring to Pomfret or Hotchkiss, because the parents are scandalized by the public school student body.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||November 27, 2021 7:07 PM|
R167 IL nor Louisiana should be allowed within a mile of the Student Council. They are known for political corruption.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||November 27, 2021 7:10 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 170||November 27, 2021 7:12 PM|
R169 IL as class presidents, they suck, but as a student body presidents (over the entire student population/all grades) they are kick ass. You just have to watch them.
Kentucky is actually the most corrupt. We see horse girl Taking dollars out do the bake sale, but we assume she’s poor. Her family’s farm is actually with millions.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||November 27, 2021 7:14 PM|
R171 Depends are they going to be a Lincoln or Obama? Or, a Kerner, Walker, Ryan or Blagojevich?
|by Anonymous||reply 172||November 27, 2021 7:18 PM|
Who would be goth or punk?
|by Anonymous||reply 173||November 27, 2021 7:21 PM|
DC Is the kid that smooth talks everyone then robs them blind behind their backs
|by Anonymous||reply 174||November 27, 2021 7:21 PM|
Texas is the pageant queen who wears WAY too much makeup.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||November 27, 2021 7:25 PM|
Rhode Island is the heavy metal dudes in the Iron Maiden and Rush T-shirts.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||November 27, 2021 7:41 PM|
Idaho is that kid that looks Mexican but is actually Native American. Yes, his family keeps a crate of potatoes in the kitchen. He’s quite, hard worker, and has next to no sense of humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||November 27, 2021 8:21 PM|
Iowa and New Hampshire are the theater geeks. Nice enough but kind of annoying. They bask in the spotlight during the spring musical, which is the only time the rest of the school notices them at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 178||November 27, 2021 8:25 PM|
Kentucky is the girl who is obsessed with horses.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||November 27, 2021 8:34 PM|
[quote] He’s quite,
|by Anonymous||reply 180||November 27, 2021 8:35 PM|
The white farm boy from Missouri has the biggest cock in the gang showers.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||November 27, 2021 8:40 PM|
New York is the dude who boasts that he's got the biggest cock in the whole school. He calls it Long Island.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||November 28, 2021 12:05 AM|
Maine is that kid whose parents are Canadian, he may have even been born there.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||November 28, 2021 12:41 AM|
I could describe Nebraska, but it would only turn out to be a lustful short story I would splooge to, right in the middle of tenth-grade English class.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||November 28, 2021 2:30 AM|
This is his cousin in South Dakota. His nips are the most callused I've ever seen.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||November 28, 2021 2:33 AM|
Georgia is the black girl who dresses like a video vixen and dreams of marrying budding rapper Maryland or future college athlete Ohio and ending up on a reality TV franchise.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||November 28, 2021 4:32 AM|
DC is the hall monitor.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||November 28, 2021 4:32 AM|
Colorado is the shifty-looking school shooter
|by Anonymous||reply 188||November 28, 2021 4:36 AM|
Rhode Island is the kid that went to the Votech
|by Anonymous||reply 189||November 28, 2021 4:39 AM|
Massachusetts is the preppy kid with pleated khakis and a brown braided leather belt
|by Anonymous||reply 190||November 28, 2021 4:42 AM|
New Jersery is a slutty mess who gives blowjobs under the bleachers.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||November 28, 2021 4:43 AM|
Georgia would be special ed.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||November 28, 2021 4:58 AM|
Maryland is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class AND she’s been passing notes.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||November 28, 2021 12:08 PM|
R191, assuming NJ is male in this scenario, right? 😉
|by Anonymous||reply 194||November 28, 2021 1:02 PM|
New Hampshire thinks I'm rich because she doesn't get out much.
No, you don't have to fight the dog for kibble.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||November 28, 2021 3:59 PM|