People You Wish Were Your Neighbor

Minnie Castevet

Edith Bunker

Wilona Woods

r3

Then you'd be living in the ghetto

Jefferson Darcy

Mrs. Roper - Mr. Roper can fuck off.

Gladys Kravitz, (especially version number one, but either one).

No. I'll take Sopranos or True Blood - quiet with random acts of barbaric destruction.

Ina Garten. Not joking. Would love to attend one of her dinner parties.

Uncle Bill and Mister French.

Truman Capote on one side and Hyacinth Bucket on the other and Dorothy Kilgallen at the back fence.

Can you imagine the dinner parties?

Patsy Stone

Eddie Haskell; he’d make my beaver twitch.

Samantha and Darren. See what strange things started happening in the neighborhood.

Rhoda Morgenstern because I’M THE MARY!

Audrey fforbes-Hamilton and Marjory Frobisher.

Irene Lorenzo but not Wheezie Jefferson.

Yes, Edith Bunker. Not the husband though.

Blanche and Gracie.

Mr. Rogers

Dr. Julia Hoffman from Dark Shadows.

Anyone from Reno911

Ms. S'wiggens from CB. I want somebody who stares at walls.

Tom Selleck

Cloris Leachman

Mrs Drysdale from the Beverly Hillbillies

Ellen Corby

Betty Furness

Linda Evans

Diana Ross

Cosmo Kramer

Julian and Landon

Iola Boyland.

I’ve been looking for someone to make me a gaudy Barbie toothbrush holder and matching tissue tank.

Jethro and Elly May Clampett -- love to go swimming in the cement pond with both of them (or either of them), plus play with her critters. Just avoid meal times -- exotic edibles abound

Donna Reed and her tv family -- boy, was Carl Betz hot! Donna was always making cakes for the PTA and helping in the neighborhood, too. Plus Paul Petersen and Shelley Fabares were both pretty dreamy kids.

Abraham Lincoln and Rimbaud

Ted Lasso

Jeffrey Dahmer

The Golden Girls

George and Marian.

Another vote for the Golden Girls.

Al Parker and Glenn Steers. They can park their Jeep in my space anytime!

Vivian Vance

The Golden Girls, so long as we don't have to live in Florida..

[quote] Jeffrey Dahmer

Would you tame him or do you have a desire to be eaten?

Jessica Fletcher

Willona Woods is an interesting choice. She seems like she might be a PITA, though.

Gladys Kravitz, another interesting choice. Hopefully, she'd at least call 911 if she saw you being attacked on your driveway.

Deborah Vance

Golden Girls here, too. I think it would be fun to sit in their living room or kitchen and eat cheese cake and tell stories. "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo" gets a lot of hate, particularly Sophia's subplot, but I've always found it cozy to watch. Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose lounging around in their pajamas/robes on a wet, rainy day, eating junk food and regaling each other with stories. Sounds perfect to me.

R38 why would you want to live near JB Fletcher? You'll end up dead!

Anna Madrigal.

Ricky Nelson

I wish I had myself as my neighbor because then I would have another of my dog because I love him so much.

Aw rescue chick your dog is cute x

Michelle Phillips. She seems like she’d be fun to hang out with.

Does Michelle Phillips talk about Jesus all the time like her daughter, Chynna?

I gotta hand it to you rescue chick, you do a very good job of keeping your inherent shittiness as a human being on the way, way down low.

These four. And Paul Rudd.

John Gotti. No door to door salesman. I can leave my doors unlocked. Just watch for that stupid kid riding into traffic.

A young Tab Hunter.

River

Karen Walker

Wheezie Jefferson because she can come over and explain that I've accidentally invited swingers over for a drink.

Jessica from "Soap" -- she just seemed like the coolest, sweetest person; oh, and Jody was very cute, too

Joan Rivers. Can we talk?

The Ewings. Figger if they've got oil I've got oil, too.

Julia Sugarbaker

Auberjonois: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III

Yes, he was a sniffy queen, but I still want him as a neighbor. We'd sneak 5am gin.

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