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People You Wish Were Your Neighbor

Rhoda (Mary Tyler Moore)

Elizabeth (Keeping Up Appearances)

Ethel Mertz (I Love Lucy)

by Anonymousreply 61November 28, 2021 4:30 PM

Minnie Castevet

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2021 6:26 PM

Edith Bunker

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2021 6:28 PM

Wilona Woods

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2021 6:30 PM


Then you'd be living in the ghetto

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2021 6:38 PM

Jefferson Darcy

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2021 6:41 PM

Mrs. Roper - Mr. Roper can fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 6:43 PM

Gladys Kravitz, (especially version number one, but either one).

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2021 6:43 PM

No. I'll take Sopranos or True Blood - quiet with random acts of barbaric destruction.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2021 6:49 PM

Ina Garten. Not joking. Would love to attend one of her dinner parties.

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2021 7:18 PM

Uncle Bill and Mister French.

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2021 7:20 PM

Truman Capote on one side and Hyacinth Bucket on the other and Dorothy Kilgallen at the back fence.

Can you imagine the dinner parties?

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2021 7:20 PM

Patsy Stone

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2021 7:21 PM

Eddie Haskell; he’d make my beaver twitch.

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2021 7:25 PM

Samantha and Darren. See what strange things started happening in the neighborhood.

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2021 7:28 PM

Rhoda Morgenstern because I’M THE MARY!

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2021 7:29 PM

Audrey fforbes-Hamilton and Marjory Frobisher.

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by Anonymousreply 16November 25, 2021 7:35 PM

Irene Lorenzo but not Wheezie Jefferson.

by Anonymousreply 17November 26, 2021 1:59 PM

Yes, Edith Bunker. Not the husband though.

by Anonymousreply 18November 26, 2021 2:19 PM

Blanche and Gracie.

by Anonymousreply 19November 26, 2021 2:23 PM

Mr. Rogers

by Anonymousreply 20November 26, 2021 2:29 PM

Dr. Julia Hoffman from Dark Shadows.

by Anonymousreply 21November 26, 2021 3:01 PM

Anyone from Reno911

Ms. S'wiggens from CB. I want somebody who stares at walls.

by Anonymousreply 22November 27, 2021 1:42 AM

Tom Selleck

Cloris Leachman

Mrs Drysdale from the Beverly Hillbillies

Ellen Corby

Betty Furness

Linda Evans

Diana Ross

by Anonymousreply 23November 27, 2021 4:11 AM

Cosmo Kramer

by Anonymousreply 24November 27, 2021 4:14 AM

Julian and Landon

by Anonymousreply 25November 27, 2021 4:16 AM

Iola Boyland.

I’ve been looking for someone to make me a gaudy Barbie toothbrush holder and matching tissue tank.

by Anonymousreply 26November 27, 2021 4:19 AM

Jethro and Elly May Clampett -- love to go swimming in the cement pond with both of them (or either of them), plus play with her critters. Just avoid meal times -- exotic edibles abound

Donna Reed and her tv family -- boy, was Carl Betz hot! Donna was always making cakes for the PTA and helping in the neighborhood, too. Plus Paul Petersen and Shelley Fabares were both pretty dreamy kids.

by Anonymousreply 27November 27, 2021 4:32 AM

Abraham Lincoln and Rimbaud

by Anonymousreply 28November 27, 2021 4:33 AM

Ted Lasso

by Anonymousreply 29November 27, 2021 4:48 AM

Jeffrey Dahmer

by Anonymousreply 30November 27, 2021 5:59 AM

The Golden Girls

by Anonymousreply 31November 27, 2021 6:16 AM

George and Marian.

by Anonymousreply 32November 27, 2021 6:32 AM

Another vote for the Golden Girls.

by Anonymousreply 33November 27, 2021 6:46 AM

Al Parker and Glenn Steers. They can park their Jeep in my space anytime!

by Anonymousreply 34November 27, 2021 8:18 AM

Vivian Vance

by Anonymousreply 35November 27, 2021 3:22 PM

The Golden Girls, so long as we don't have to live in Florida..

by Anonymousreply 36November 27, 2021 4:16 PM

[quote] Jeffrey Dahmer

Would you tame him or do you have a desire to be eaten?

by Anonymousreply 37November 27, 2021 5:06 PM

Jessica Fletcher

by Anonymousreply 38November 27, 2021 6:11 PM

Willona Woods is an interesting choice. She seems like she might be a PITA, though.

Gladys Kravitz, another interesting choice. Hopefully, she'd at least call 911 if she saw you being attacked on your driveway.

by Anonymousreply 39November 27, 2021 6:13 PM

Deborah Vance

by Anonymousreply 40November 27, 2021 6:16 PM

Golden Girls here, too. I think it would be fun to sit in their living room or kitchen and eat cheese cake and tell stories. "The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo" gets a lot of hate, particularly Sophia's subplot, but I've always found it cozy to watch. Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose lounging around in their pajamas/robes on a wet, rainy day, eating junk food and regaling each other with stories. Sounds perfect to me.

by Anonymousreply 41November 27, 2021 6:24 PM

R38 why would you want to live near JB Fletcher? You'll end up dead!

by Anonymousreply 42November 27, 2021 6:25 PM

Anna Madrigal.

by Anonymousreply 43November 27, 2021 6:29 PM

Ricky Nelson

by Anonymousreply 44November 27, 2021 6:53 PM

I wish I had myself as my neighbor because then I would have another of my dog because I love him so much.

by Anonymousreply 45November 27, 2021 6:59 PM

Aw rescue chick your dog is cute x

by Anonymousreply 46November 27, 2021 7:10 PM

Michelle Phillips. She seems like she’d be fun to hang out with.

by Anonymousreply 47November 27, 2021 7:42 PM

Does Michelle Phillips talk about Jesus all the time like her daughter, Chynna?

by Anonymousreply 48November 27, 2021 7:52 PM

I gotta hand it to you rescue chick, you do a very good job of keeping your inherent shittiness as a human being on the way, way down low.

by Anonymousreply 49November 27, 2021 7:56 PM

These four. And Paul Rudd.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 27, 2021 7:58 PM

John Gotti. No door to door salesman. I can leave my doors unlocked. Just watch for that stupid kid riding into traffic.

by Anonymousreply 51November 27, 2021 8:00 PM

A young Tab Hunter.

by Anonymousreply 52November 27, 2021 8:01 PM


by Anonymousreply 53November 27, 2021 8:03 PM

Karen Walker

by Anonymousreply 54November 27, 2021 8:05 PM

Wheezie Jefferson because she can come over and explain that I've accidentally invited swingers over for a drink.

by Anonymousreply 55November 27, 2021 8:35 PM

Jessica from "Soap" -- she just seemed like the coolest, sweetest person; oh, and Jody was very cute, too

by Anonymousreply 56November 27, 2021 9:42 PM

Joan Rivers. Can we talk?

by Anonymousreply 57November 27, 2021 9:45 PM

The Ewings. Figger if they've got oil I've got oil, too.

by Anonymousreply 58November 27, 2021 10:38 PM

Julia Sugarbaker

by Anonymousreply 59November 28, 2021 2:00 AM

Auberjonois: Clayton Runnymede Endicott III

Yes, he was a sniffy queen, but I still want him as a neighbor. We'd sneak 5am gin.

by Anonymousreply 60November 28, 2021 3:55 PM

oops, wrong thread sorry

by Anonymousreply 61November 28, 2021 4:30 PM
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