Gay right?
Very Schitt's Geek.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 25, 2021 5:16 PM |
She’s anorexic
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 25, 2021 5:17 PM |
Gayer than a tree full of parrots.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 25, 2021 5:18 PM |
Forget the son -I want her husband!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 25, 2021 5:18 PM |
He's cute, but I prefer wrestling younger brother.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 25, 2021 5:18 PM |
Like father, like son.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2021 5:19 PM |
The younger is the one that pinged for me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2021 5:21 PM |
[quote]Gay right?
From space.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 25, 2021 5:23 PM |
OP, what were the clues? The hair? Frames? The tiny bit of foundation? The domineering mother?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2021 5:24 PM |
Fug as hell.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 25, 2021 5:24 PM |
R5 That's a child.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2021 5:26 PM |
"Gay right? "
More then Christmas
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2021 5:38 PM |
I find these types singularly unattractive
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 25, 2021 5:40 PM |
I don't know what he is, but he's rich enough to have hot guys or girls suck his cock every day of the week for the lifestyle his mom's money can provide. Kelly is crazy rich.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 25, 2021 5:40 PM |
The gay one must be perpetually horny between seeing his HAWT brother and dad half naked all of the time.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 25, 2021 5:45 PM |
He should date Manola Vergara.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 25, 2021 5:45 PM |
R15 Not everyone is a sick freak like you are.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 25, 2021 5:47 PM |
R15, perhaps he's not an incest freak like you
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 25, 2021 5:49 PM |
[quote] I find these types singularly unattractive
What type is that?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 25, 2021 5:50 PM |
Ethnics.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 25, 2021 5:53 PM |
He's cute
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 25, 2021 5:54 PM |
Incest? Don't cost nothing...to look.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 25, 2021 5:57 PM |
R5 The boy is 18 - entirely legal and oh so fresh.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 25, 2021 5:58 PM |
Zits.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 25, 2021 5:58 PM |
Gayer than a picnic basket!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 25, 2021 6:01 PM |
R23 He's 18 now. Looked more like 15 when that pic was taken. Are you also the freak at R15
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 25, 2021 6:02 PM |
The Gayface to launch a thousand dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 25, 2021 6:03 PM |
What a fucking weird idea for a family portrait.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 25, 2021 6:05 PM |
Oh, Joan! He's gayer than paint!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 25, 2021 6:06 PM |
R29, not if you're a shallow, self-obsessed collection of people who are friends with the likes of Andy Cohen.
By those standards, they've reinvented Norman Rockwell as cool and hot.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 25, 2021 6:07 PM |
R27 16, apparently. No problem, take him to England for the deflowering.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 25, 2021 6:08 PM |
Anyone else think that the one son in R29 looks like Noah Glavin (where the three are sitting on the grass)?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 25, 2021 6:12 PM |
The daughter's quite pretty.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 25, 2021 6:25 PM |
[quote] 'I Nearly Set My Kitchen on Fire'
Because you’re flaming!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 25, 2021 6:28 PM |
I can't imagine any tops out there who wouldn't want to brag they dug out Kelly's Ripa's son. Michael gets tons of dick hunny, don't hate
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 25, 2021 6:32 PM |
There heads are huge! Poor Kelly must have an open gash in her vagine.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 25, 2021 6:48 PM |
[quote]There heads are huge!
Oh, dear.
[quote]Poor Kelly must have an open gash in her vagine.
Most women do.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 25, 2021 6:52 PM |
I wonder if Mark talked masturbation with his two sons when thy became teenagers. I remember over ten years ago, he appeared on an Oprah show (along with Gayle and others) to talk frankly about sex. Eventually, the topic got to masturbation and if all teenage boys are really doing it. Since Mark was the only man on the panel, naturally, he was asked. He was so embarrassed but they got him to admit that he jerked off frequently as a teenager and that all boys/men do it. I felt for him because he was in a room full of women and being asked about his masturbatory habits on national TV. He looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him. 😂
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 25, 2021 6:56 PM |
R38, all women do.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 25, 2021 6:58 PM |
R39 Of course, I showed them what they needed to know.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 25, 2021 7:26 PM |
What's with all the incest/pedo freaks like R41 in this thread?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 25, 2021 7:29 PM |
Gay Face is a dick wilter
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 25, 2021 7:30 PM |
r39 Mark has not masturbated 1/100,000,000th as much as people have masturbated TO him.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 25, 2021 7:37 PM |
[quote] I wonder if Mark talked masturbation with his two sons when thy became teenagers. I remember over ten years ago, he appeared on an Oprah show (along with Gayle and others) to talk frankly about sex. Eventually, the topic got to masturbation and if all teenage boys are really doing it. Since Mark was the only man on the panel, naturally, he was asked. He was so embarrassed but they got him to admit that he jerked off frequently as a teenager and that all boys/men do it. I felt for him because he was in a room full of women and being asked about his masturbatory habits on national TV. He looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him. 😂
Yeah, more likely crawl into a hole and rub one out.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 25, 2021 7:53 PM |
More then Christmas.
There heads are huge.
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 25, 2021 7:57 PM |
So has Quino hooked up with Lev Bure yet?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 25, 2021 7:57 PM |
Are any of them over 5'4" ?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 25, 2021 8:06 PM |
"Oh, dear. Oh, dear. "
Have another beer you old queer
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 25, 2021 8:10 PM |
Her son is as gay as a goose. And unfortunately not even cute with that gay hair. Buzz the hair, lose the glasses, spend a couple months in the gym and I might be interested. There’s something there to work with, just quit letting the boy hang around Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. Their influence is turning Michael into a queen.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 25, 2021 8:11 PM |
Queendom is a birthright.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 25, 2021 8:53 PM |
R50 Harsh but accurate.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 26, 2021 2:20 PM |
Looks like he'd give a toothy blowjob.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 26, 2021 2:24 PM |
Both sons are cute enough. The one In OP's pic has a hair don't - frosted tips on an attractive but white trash genetics face.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 26, 2021 2:29 PM |
He will have a tragic life...too high expectations, overbearing mother, nobody will ever be good enough. 10:1 he becomes a drug addled whore by the time hes 30.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 26, 2021 2:38 PM |
Are her children over 18, if not, LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 26, 2021 2:40 PM |
R56 Don't you have a flight to Thailand to catch?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 26, 2021 2:48 PM |
R56 - Her children are public figures, as a result of HER choosing. She put her children on television and in front of cameras. Everything they do is our business, no matter what age they are. She has profited and continues to profit of these children.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 26, 2021 2:48 PM |
R58 When an adult puts children in front of the camera, it's not childrens' fault, you bloody idiot. They do what their parents force them to do. So no, not everything they do is your business, dumbass. Get a life
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 26, 2021 3:21 PM |
R59 - You used the word “bloody” in your post, so I see you’re from across the pond. Let me educate you on how things work in the US. Celebrity children who are used as part of said celebrity’s career, are in fact owned by the audience. Age does not matter. The children will have personal choice once they reach the age of 18.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 26, 2021 3:25 PM |
Whew gurl, you old ass queens sure are getting worked up about Michael. Meanwhile he's likely sitting on some hot dick while you angry birds diss each other on a message board!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 26, 2021 3:27 PM |
R61 - “….he’s likely sitting on some hot dick…..”
I am quite certain he is. Can you imagine all the Instagram whores who fuck Michael for free, just for proximity to Ripa and her significant Hollywood pull?
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 26, 2021 3:30 PM |
R60 I'm not Brit, if that's what you are implying. I just like to use the word bloody. "Celebrity children who are used as part of said celebrity’s career, are in fact owned by the audience. " Yeah, no. So you decided you speak for the entire country?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 26, 2021 3:30 PM |
None of the Ripa offspring are minors.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 26, 2021 5:21 PM |
The only straight son is the one who does wrestling, and he is hot! I fear he’s not gonna be very tall, but he’s a stud.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 26, 2021 5:29 PM |
The wrestler son is the sassier of the two.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 26, 2021 5:34 PM |
How did Kathie Lee’s son Cody turn out? I always thought that kid would need major therapy.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 26, 2021 5:37 PM |
[quote]What a fucking weird idea for a family portrait.
It was a professional magazine shoot. 99% chance it was all the photog's idea.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 26, 2021 5:42 PM |
Don't you think with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen as honorary uncles, if Michael were gay he would be out?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 26, 2021 5:45 PM |
^^^ And 100% chance that the photog was there with towels and a private place to dry off...
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 26, 2021 5:45 PM |
Isn't Michael pursuing an acting career?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 26, 2021 6:24 PM |
What happened to the daughter with the enormous ta-tas?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 26, 2021 7:03 PM |
Example of two good looking parents giving birth to a fugly child.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 26, 2021 7:19 PM |
Honey, that cherry didn’t fall far from the tree
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 26, 2021 8:15 PM |
I wondered at first which one in the photo is Kelly. Really.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 27, 2021 1:53 AM |
My parents have been dead for over 20 years and even they know he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 27, 2021 3:45 AM |
[quote]I Nearly Set My Kitchen on Fire
Honey, yo kitchen been burning for a while now
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 27, 2021 4:28 AM |
OP, If he were any more gay, his name would be Gaye G. Gayerson.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 27, 2021 6:27 AM |
Self-hating much R50?
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 27, 2021 6:51 AM |
"My parents have been dead for over 20 years and even they know he's gay. "
My parents are in their 90s and even they know he's Gay. My parents are also big Packers fans and the other day my sweet little old lady mother whispers to me about Aaron Rodgers, "He's Gay you know?"...
Yes, mom, we ALL know that
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 27, 2021 8:21 AM |
The wrestler son is also majoring in theatre performance at Michigan. Make of that what you will.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 27, 2021 1:12 PM |
Both her sons have power bottom face.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 27, 2021 1:14 PM |
He went to Churchill School, which is for students with learning disabilities. He could be dyslexic, which doesn’t automatically mean he’s dumb, but I wonder how he managed to get into University of Michigan.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 27, 2021 1:22 PM |
^ On the "Mommy's richer then God Scholarship"
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 27, 2021 1:26 PM |
Not gay, but spectacularly fabulous!
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 27, 2021 1:27 PM |
Michael's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard at U of M, you hating ass bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 27, 2021 2:42 PM |
^ Let's hope he's not as dull as that segment
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 27, 2021 2:47 PM |
Was Ryan Seacrest lusting after him in that video at R88?
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 27, 2021 7:10 PM |
Joaquin does have dyslexia, R85. Kelly has talked about that.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 27, 2021 7:35 PM |
R88, that clip is indeed so full of forced "hilarity" it's painful.
It's also clear Michael is about 5' 5", since he appears to be an inch or two taller than Mommy.
So yes, a power bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 27, 2021 8:05 PM |
Miss Ryan Seamencrest popped his cherry.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 27, 2021 8:13 PM |
^ I doubt Ryan has popped any cherries, that would be uncle Andy's job
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 27, 2021 8:23 PM |
It's not so much that he's gay
It's the way he screams and moans like a girl when he takes it up the butt
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 27, 2021 8:30 PM |
Michael you can wear Mommy's clothes
but you can't actually BE Mommy
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 27, 2021 8:31 PM |
He's wearing a butt plug that says,
"Cast Kelly Rippa's son in your next production!"
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 27, 2021 9:13 PM |
I really can't tell with that generation anymore. I'm 46, and her kid is about my son's age. Big-city, educated kids. Half of them are bi/fluid. The ones I think are totally gay, aren't. A couple who seem like jocky frat types are gay.
I've given up.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 27, 2021 10:00 PM |
He doesn’t believe in labels.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 27, 2021 10:19 PM |
He’s adorable. I’d like to discover what his anus feels like gripping my dick.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 27, 2021 10:21 PM |
When he was on with Mom this week, Michael Butched-Up, wore dark shirt, didn't wave hands around and kept his voice at an even level.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 27, 2021 10:31 PM |
Michael is very handsome in that cooking clip, which was awful.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 28, 2021 3:54 AM |
I was getting ready to roll my eyes when I clicked on this thread thinking “oh some people think everyone is gay.” Then I saw the picture and thought “Wow! He really does look gay!”
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 28, 2021 3:57 AM |
Is this the one that got beat up at a wrestling match at school a few years ago and daddy had to jump in and save him?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 28, 2021 3:58 AM |
Those black framed glasses are so 2010.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 28, 2021 4:04 AM |
Joaquin is so hot 🔥 I wanna split him in 2! 🍑
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 28, 2021 4:34 AM |
Was daddy in a singlet too?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 28, 2021 4:57 AM |
[Quote] I was getting ready to roll my eyes when I clicked on this thread thinking “oh some people think everyone is gay.” Then I saw the picture and thought “Wow! He really does look gay!”
You don't see the picture before you click on the thread?
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 28, 2021 5:03 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 28, 2021 5:16 AM |
[quote] Buzz the hair, lose the glasses, spend a couple months in the gym and I might be interested.
So look like every other basic try-hard "masculine" gay gym bunny. How...typical.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 28, 2021 5:27 AM |
[quote] He could be dyslexic, which doesn’t automatically mean he’s dumb
uoY kcuF
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 28, 2021 11:01 AM |
[quote]You don't see the picture before you click on the thread?
I have link previews turned off because some threads start having issues posting once they have more than a few hundred replies.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 29, 2021 1:09 AM |
So...who's the porky daughter? Is that actually Lola, who was so little and adorable a few years back?
My gawd, she's HUUUGE!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 29, 2021 4:42 AM |
THEY'RE huge. And fabulous.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 29, 2021 5:06 AM |
This little guy, at least in the OP photo, somehow has an appearance of being Asian, not that that is bad, but he just looks a tad "off", perhaps the overly abundant teeth and smile, and the ridiculous looking black hair dyed blonde... hell I don't know.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 29, 2021 5:19 AM |
Looks like he has a Mrs. Field's Cookies inhaler.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 29, 2021 5:24 AM |
He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 29, 2021 5:27 AM |
[quote]He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.
Light on the David, heavy on the Martin, sadly
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 29, 2021 6:25 AM |
the blond hair says a lot
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 29, 2021 6:29 AM |
Could the blond hair be for a TV role by any chance?
He is an actor after all.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 29, 2021 7:05 AM |
[quote]He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.
Poor won't be a problem.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 29, 2021 8:53 AM |
It's like a fucking factory of teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 29, 2021 9:36 AM |