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Kelly Ripa and her son

Gay right?

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by Anonymousreply 123November 29, 2021 10:36 AM

Very Schitt's Geek.

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2021 6:16 PM

She’s anorexic

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2021 6:17 PM

Gayer than a tree full of parrots.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2021 6:18 PM

Forget the son -I want her husband!

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2021 6:18 PM

He's cute, but I prefer wrestling younger brother.

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by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2021 6:18 PM

Like father, like son.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 6:19 PM

The younger is the one that pinged for me.

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2021 6:21 PM

[quote]Gay right?

From space.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2021 6:23 PM

OP, what were the clues? The hair? Frames? The tiny bit of foundation? The domineering mother?

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2021 6:24 PM

Fug as hell.

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2021 6:24 PM

R5 That's a child.

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2021 6:26 PM

"Gay right? "

More then Christmas

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2021 6:38 PM

I find these types singularly unattractive

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2021 6:40 PM

I don't know what he is, but he's rich enough to have hot guys or girls suck his cock every day of the week for the lifestyle his mom's money can provide. Kelly is crazy rich.

by Anonymousreply 14November 25, 2021 6:40 PM

The gay one must be perpetually horny between seeing his HAWT brother and dad half naked all of the time.

by Anonymousreply 15November 25, 2021 6:45 PM

He should date Manola Vergara.

by Anonymousreply 16November 25, 2021 6:45 PM

R15 Not everyone is a sick freak like you are.

by Anonymousreply 17November 25, 2021 6:47 PM

R15, perhaps he's not an incest freak like you

by Anonymousreply 18November 25, 2021 6:49 PM

[quote] I find these types singularly unattractive

What type is that?

by Anonymousreply 19November 25, 2021 6:50 PM

Ethnics.

by Anonymousreply 20November 25, 2021 6:53 PM

He's cute

by Anonymousreply 21November 25, 2021 6:54 PM

Incest? Don't cost nothing...to look.

by Anonymousreply 22November 25, 2021 6:57 PM

R5 The boy is 18 - entirely legal and oh so fresh.

by Anonymousreply 23November 25, 2021 6:58 PM

Zits.

by Anonymousreply 24November 25, 2021 6:58 PM

Not feeling the bangs.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 25, 2021 7:00 PM

Gayer than a picnic basket!

by Anonymousreply 26November 25, 2021 7:01 PM

R23 He's 18 now. Looked more like 15 when that pic was taken. Are you also the freak at R15

by Anonymousreply 27November 25, 2021 7:02 PM

The Gayface to launch a thousand dicks.

by Anonymousreply 28November 25, 2021 7:03 PM

What a fucking weird idea for a family portrait.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2021 7:05 PM

Oh, Joan! He's gayer than paint!

by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2021 7:06 PM

R29, not if you're a shallow, self-obsessed collection of people who are friends with the likes of Andy Cohen.

By those standards, they've reinvented Norman Rockwell as cool and hot.

by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2021 7:07 PM

R27 16, apparently. No problem, take him to England for the deflowering.

by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2021 7:08 PM

Anyone else think that the one son in R29 looks like Noah Glavin (where the three are sitting on the grass)?

by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2021 7:12 PM

The daughter's quite pretty.

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2021 7:25 PM

[quote] 'I Nearly Set My Kitchen on Fire'

Because you’re flaming!

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2021 7:28 PM

I can't imagine any tops out there who wouldn't want to brag they dug out Kelly's Ripa's son. Michael gets tons of dick hunny, don't hate

by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2021 7:32 PM

There heads are huge! Poor Kelly must have an open gash in her vagine.

by Anonymousreply 37November 25, 2021 7:48 PM

[quote]There heads are huge!

Oh, dear.

[quote]Poor Kelly must have an open gash in her vagine.

Most women do.

by Anonymousreply 38November 25, 2021 7:52 PM

I wonder if Mark talked masturbation with his two sons when thy became teenagers. I remember over ten years ago, he appeared on an Oprah show (along with Gayle and others) to talk frankly about sex. Eventually, the topic got to masturbation and if all teenage boys are really doing it. Since Mark was the only man on the panel, naturally, he was asked. He was so embarrassed but they got him to admit that he jerked off frequently as a teenager and that all boys/men do it. I felt for him because he was in a room full of women and being asked about his masturbatory habits on national TV. He looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him. 😂

by Anonymousreply 39November 25, 2021 7:56 PM

R38, all women do.

by Anonymousreply 40November 25, 2021 7:58 PM

R39 Of course, I showed them what they needed to know.

by Anonymousreply 41November 25, 2021 8:26 PM

What's with all the incest/pedo freaks like R41 in this thread?

by Anonymousreply 42November 25, 2021 8:29 PM

Gay Face is a dick wilter

by Anonymousreply 43November 25, 2021 8:30 PM

r39 Mark has not masturbated 1/100,000,000th as much as people have masturbated TO him.

by Anonymousreply 44November 25, 2021 8:37 PM

[quote] I wonder if Mark talked masturbation with his two sons when thy became teenagers. I remember over ten years ago, he appeared on an Oprah show (along with Gayle and others) to talk frankly about sex. Eventually, the topic got to masturbation and if all teenage boys are really doing it. Since Mark was the only man on the panel, naturally, he was asked. He was so embarrassed but they got him to admit that he jerked off frequently as a teenager and that all boys/men do it. I felt for him because he was in a room full of women and being asked about his masturbatory habits on national TV. He looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him. 😂

Yeah, more likely crawl into a hole and rub one out.

by Anonymousreply 45November 25, 2021 8:53 PM

More then Christmas.

There heads are huge.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 46November 25, 2021 8:57 PM

So has Quino hooked up with Lev Bure yet?

by Anonymousreply 47November 25, 2021 8:57 PM

Are any of them over 5'4" ?

by Anonymousreply 48November 25, 2021 9:06 PM

"Oh, dear. Oh, dear. "

Have another beer you old queer

by Anonymousreply 49November 25, 2021 9:10 PM

Her son is as gay as a goose. And unfortunately not even cute with that gay hair. Buzz the hair, lose the glasses, spend a couple months in the gym and I might be interested. There’s something there to work with, just quit letting the boy hang around Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. Their influence is turning Michael into a queen.

by Anonymousreply 50November 25, 2021 9:11 PM

Queendom is a birthright.

by Anonymousreply 51November 25, 2021 9:53 PM

R50 Harsh but accurate.

by Anonymousreply 52November 26, 2021 3:20 PM

Looks like he'd give a toothy blowjob.

by Anonymousreply 53November 26, 2021 3:24 PM

Both sons are cute enough. The one In OP's pic has a hair don't - frosted tips on an attractive but white trash genetics face.

by Anonymousreply 54November 26, 2021 3:29 PM

He will have a tragic life...too high expectations, overbearing mother, nobody will ever be good enough. 10:1 he becomes a drug addled whore by the time hes 30.

by Anonymousreply 55November 26, 2021 3:38 PM

Are her children over 18, if not, LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.

by Anonymousreply 56November 26, 2021 3:40 PM

R56 Don't you have a flight to Thailand to catch?

by Anonymousreply 57November 26, 2021 3:48 PM

R56 - Her children are public figures, as a result of HER choosing. She put her children on television and in front of cameras. Everything they do is our business, no matter what age they are. She has profited and continues to profit of these children.

by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2021 3:48 PM

R58 When an adult puts children in front of the camera, it's not childrens' fault, you bloody idiot. They do what their parents force them to do. So no, not everything they do is your business, dumbass. Get a life

by Anonymousreply 59November 26, 2021 4:21 PM

R59 - You used the word “bloody” in your post, so I see you’re from across the pond. Let me educate you on how things work in the US. Celebrity children who are used as part of said celebrity’s career, are in fact owned by the audience. Age does not matter. The children will have personal choice once they reach the age of 18.

by Anonymousreply 60November 26, 2021 4:25 PM

Whew gurl, you old ass queens sure are getting worked up about Michael. Meanwhile he's likely sitting on some hot dick while you angry birds diss each other on a message board!

by Anonymousreply 61November 26, 2021 4:27 PM

R61 - “….he’s likely sitting on some hot dick…..”

I am quite certain he is. Can you imagine all the Instagram whores who fuck Michael for free, just for proximity to Ripa and her significant Hollywood pull?

by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2021 4:30 PM

R60 I'm not Brit, if that's what you are implying. I just like to use the word bloody. "Celebrity children who are used as part of said celebrity’s career, are in fact owned by the audience. " Yeah, no. So you decided you speak for the entire country?

by Anonymousreply 63November 26, 2021 4:30 PM

None of the Ripa offspring are minors.

by Anonymousreply 64November 26, 2021 6:21 PM

The only straight son is the one who does wrestling, and he is hot! I fear he’s not gonna be very tall, but he’s a stud.

by Anonymousreply 65November 26, 2021 6:29 PM

The wrestler son is the sassier of the two.

by Anonymousreply 66November 26, 2021 6:34 PM

How did Kathie Lee’s son Cody turn out? I always thought that kid would need major therapy.

by Anonymousreply 67November 26, 2021 6:37 PM

[quote]What a fucking weird idea for a family portrait.

It was a professional magazine shoot. 99% chance it was all the photog's idea.

by Anonymousreply 68November 26, 2021 6:42 PM

Don't you think with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen as honorary uncles, if Michael were gay he would be out?

by Anonymousreply 69November 26, 2021 6:45 PM

^^^ And 100% chance that the photog was there with towels and a private place to dry off...

by Anonymousreply 70November 26, 2021 6:45 PM

Isn't Michael pursuing an acting career?

by Anonymousreply 71November 26, 2021 7:24 PM

What happened to the daughter with the enormous ta-tas?

by Anonymousreply 72November 26, 2021 8:03 PM

Example of two good looking parents giving birth to a fugly child.

by Anonymousreply 73November 26, 2021 8:19 PM

Honey, that cherry didn’t fall far from the tree

by Anonymousreply 74November 26, 2021 9:15 PM

I wondered at first which one in the photo is Kelly. Really.

by Anonymousreply 75November 27, 2021 2:53 AM

My parents have been dead for over 20 years and even they know he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 76November 27, 2021 4:45 AM

[quote]I Nearly Set My Kitchen on Fire

Honey, yo kitchen been burning for a while now

by Anonymousreply 77November 27, 2021 5:28 AM

OP, If he were any more gay, his name would be Gaye G. Gayerson.

by Anonymousreply 78November 27, 2021 7:27 AM

Self-hating much R50?

by Anonymousreply 79November 27, 2021 7:51 AM

Here's your answer!

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by Anonymousreply 80November 27, 2021 7:54 AM

Mark PINGED BIG TIME back in the day...

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by Anonymousreply 81November 27, 2021 8:00 AM

"My parents have been dead for over 20 years and even they know he's gay. "

My parents are in their 90s and even they know he's Gay. My parents are also big Packers fans and the other day my sweet little old lady mother whispers to me about Aaron Rodgers, "He's Gay you know?"...

Yes, mom, we ALL know that

by Anonymousreply 82November 27, 2021 9:21 AM

The wrestler son is also majoring in theatre performance at Michigan. Make of that what you will.

by Anonymousreply 83November 27, 2021 2:12 PM

Both her sons have power bottom face.

by Anonymousreply 84November 27, 2021 2:14 PM

He went to Churchill School, which is for students with learning disabilities. He could be dyslexic, which doesn’t automatically mean he’s dumb, but I wonder how he managed to get into University of Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 85November 27, 2021 2:22 PM

^ On the "Mommy's richer then God Scholarship"

by Anonymousreply 86November 27, 2021 2:26 PM

Not gay, but spectacularly fabulous!

by Anonymousreply 87November 27, 2021 2:27 PM

Michael's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard at U of M, you hating ass bitches!

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by Anonymousreply 88November 27, 2021 3:42 PM

^ Let's hope he's not as dull as that segment

by Anonymousreply 89November 27, 2021 3:47 PM

Was Ryan Seacrest lusting after him in that video at R88?

by Anonymousreply 90November 27, 2021 8:10 PM

Joaquin does have dyslexia, R85. Kelly has talked about that.

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by Anonymousreply 91November 27, 2021 8:35 PM

R88, that clip is indeed so full of forced "hilarity" it's painful.

It's also clear Michael is about 5' 5", since he appears to be an inch or two taller than Mommy.

So yes, a power bottom.

by Anonymousreply 92November 27, 2021 9:05 PM

Miss Ryan Seamencrest popped his cherry.

by Anonymousreply 93November 27, 2021 9:13 PM

^ I doubt Ryan has popped any cherries, that would be uncle Andy's job

by Anonymousreply 94November 27, 2021 9:23 PM

It's not so much that he's gay

It's the way he screams and moans like a girl when he takes it up the butt

by Anonymousreply 95November 27, 2021 9:30 PM

Michael you can wear Mommy's clothes

but you can't actually BE Mommy

by Anonymousreply 96November 27, 2021 9:31 PM

He's wearing a butt plug that says,

"Cast Kelly Rippa's son in your next production!"

by Anonymousreply 97November 27, 2021 10:13 PM

I really can't tell with that generation anymore. I'm 46, and her kid is about my son's age. Big-city, educated kids. Half of them are bi/fluid. The ones I think are totally gay, aren't. A couple who seem like jocky frat types are gay.

I've given up.

by Anonymousreply 98November 27, 2021 11:00 PM

He doesn’t believe in labels.

by Anonymousreply 99November 27, 2021 11:19 PM

He’s adorable. I’d like to discover what his anus feels like gripping my dick.

by Anonymousreply 100November 27, 2021 11:21 PM

When he was on with Mom this week, Michael Butched-Up, wore dark shirt, didn't wave hands around and kept his voice at an even level.

by Anonymousreply 101November 27, 2021 11:31 PM

2:27.

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by Anonymousreply 102November 28, 2021 4:48 AM

Michael is very handsome in that cooking clip, which was awful.

by Anonymousreply 103November 28, 2021 4:54 AM

I was getting ready to roll my eyes when I clicked on this thread thinking “oh some people think everyone is gay.” Then I saw the picture and thought “Wow! He really does look gay!”

by Anonymousreply 104November 28, 2021 4:57 AM

Is this the one that got beat up at a wrestling match at school a few years ago and daddy had to jump in and save him?

by Anonymousreply 105November 28, 2021 4:58 AM

Those black framed glasses are so 2010.

by Anonymousreply 106November 28, 2021 5:04 AM

Joaquin is so hot 🔥 I wanna split him in 2! 🍑

by Anonymousreply 107November 28, 2021 5:34 AM

Was daddy in a singlet too?

by Anonymousreply 108November 28, 2021 5:57 AM

[Quote] I was getting ready to roll my eyes when I clicked on this thread thinking “oh some people think everyone is gay.” Then I saw the picture and thought “Wow! He really does look gay!”

You don't see the picture before you click on the thread?

by Anonymousreply 109November 28, 2021 6:03 AM

Kelly is in her Madonna English Rose phase, evidently.

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by Anonymousreply 110November 28, 2021 6:16 AM

[quote] Buzz the hair, lose the glasses, spend a couple months in the gym and I might be interested.

So look like every other basic try-hard "masculine" gay gym bunny. How...typical.

by Anonymousreply 111November 28, 2021 6:27 AM

[quote] He could be dyslexic, which doesn’t automatically mean he’s dumb

uoY kcuF

by Anonymousreply 112November 28, 2021 12:01 PM

[quote]You don't see the picture before you click on the thread?

I have link previews turned off because some threads start having issues posting once they have more than a few hundred replies.

by Anonymousreply 113November 29, 2021 2:09 AM

So...who's the porky daughter? Is that actually Lola, who was so little and adorable a few years back?

My gawd, she's HUUUGE!

by Anonymousreply 114November 29, 2021 5:42 AM

THEY'RE huge. And fabulous.

by Anonymousreply 115November 29, 2021 6:06 AM

This little guy, at least in the OP photo, somehow has an appearance of being Asian, not that that is bad, but he just looks a tad "off", perhaps the overly abundant teeth and smile, and the ridiculous looking black hair dyed blonde... hell I don't know.

by Anonymousreply 116November 29, 2021 6:19 AM

Looks like he has a Mrs. Field's Cookies inhaler.

by Anonymousreply 117November 29, 2021 6:24 AM

He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.

by Anonymousreply 118November 29, 2021 6:27 AM

[quote]He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.

Light on the David, heavy on the Martin, sadly

by Anonymousreply 119November 29, 2021 7:25 AM

the blond hair says a lot

by Anonymousreply 120November 29, 2021 7:29 AM

Could the blond hair be for a TV role by any chance?

He is an actor after all.

by Anonymousreply 121November 29, 2021 8:05 AM

[quote]He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.

Poor won't be a problem.

by Anonymousreply 122November 29, 2021 9:53 AM

It's like a fucking factory of teeth.

by Anonymousreply 123November 29, 2021 10:36 AM
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