Kelly Ripa and her son

Very Schitt's Geek.

She’s anorexic

Gayer than a tree full of parrots.

Forget the son -I want her husband!

He's cute, but I prefer wrestling younger brother.

Like father, like son.

The younger is the one that pinged for me.

[quote]Gay right?

From space.

OP, what were the clues? The hair? Frames? The tiny bit of foundation? The domineering mother?

Fug as hell.

R5 That's a child.

"Gay right? "

More then Christmas

I find these types singularly unattractive

I don't know what he is, but he's rich enough to have hot guys or girls suck his cock every day of the week for the lifestyle his mom's money can provide. Kelly is crazy rich.

The gay one must be perpetually horny between seeing his HAWT brother and dad half naked all of the time.

He should date Manola Vergara.

R15 Not everyone is a sick freak like you are.

R15, perhaps he's not an incest freak like you

[quote] I find these types singularly unattractive

What type is that?

Ethnics.

He's cute

Incest? Don't cost nothing...to look.

R5 The boy is 18 - entirely legal and oh so fresh.

Zits.

Not feeling the bangs.

Gayer than a picnic basket!

R23 He's 18 now. Looked more like 15 when that pic was taken. Are you also the freak at R15

The Gayface to launch a thousand dicks.

What a fucking weird idea for a family portrait.

Oh, Joan! He's gayer than paint!

R29, not if you're a shallow, self-obsessed collection of people who are friends with the likes of Andy Cohen.

By those standards, they've reinvented Norman Rockwell as cool and hot.

R27 16, apparently. No problem, take him to England for the deflowering.

Anyone else think that the one son in R29 looks like Noah Glavin (where the three are sitting on the grass)?

The daughter's quite pretty.

[quote] 'I Nearly Set My Kitchen on Fire'

Because you’re flaming!

I can't imagine any tops out there who wouldn't want to brag they dug out Kelly's Ripa's son. Michael gets tons of dick hunny, don't hate

There heads are huge! Poor Kelly must have an open gash in her vagine.

[quote]There heads are huge!

Oh, dear.

[quote]Poor Kelly must have an open gash in her vagine.

Most women do.

I wonder if Mark talked masturbation with his two sons when thy became teenagers. I remember over ten years ago, he appeared on an Oprah show (along with Gayle and others) to talk frankly about sex. Eventually, the topic got to masturbation and if all teenage boys are really doing it. Since Mark was the only man on the panel, naturally, he was asked. He was so embarrassed but they got him to admit that he jerked off frequently as a teenager and that all boys/men do it. I felt for him because he was in a room full of women and being asked about his masturbatory habits on national TV. He looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him. 😂

R38, all women do.

R39 Of course, I showed them what they needed to know.

What's with all the incest/pedo freaks like R41 in this thread?

Gay Face is a dick wilter

r39 Mark has not masturbated 1/100,000,000th as much as people have masturbated TO him.

[quote] I wonder if Mark talked masturbation with his two sons when thy became teenagers. I remember over ten years ago, he appeared on an Oprah show (along with Gayle and others) to talk frankly about sex. Eventually, the topic got to masturbation and if all teenage boys are really doing it. Since Mark was the only man on the panel, naturally, he was asked. He was so embarrassed but they got him to admit that he jerked off frequently as a teenager and that all boys/men do it. I felt for him because he was in a room full of women and being asked about his masturbatory habits on national TV. He looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and pull it in after him. 😂

Yeah, more likely crawl into a hole and rub one out.

More then Christmas.

There heads are huge.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

So has Quino hooked up with Lev Bure yet?

Are any of them over 5'4" ?

"Oh, dear. Oh, dear. "

Have another beer you old queer

Her son is as gay as a goose. And unfortunately not even cute with that gay hair. Buzz the hair, lose the glasses, spend a couple months in the gym and I might be interested. There’s something there to work with, just quit letting the boy hang around Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. Their influence is turning Michael into a queen.

Queendom is a birthright.

R50 Harsh but accurate.

Looks like he'd give a toothy blowjob.

Both sons are cute enough. The one In OP's pic has a hair don't - frosted tips on an attractive but white trash genetics face.

He will have a tragic life...too high expectations, overbearing mother, nobody will ever be good enough. 10:1 he becomes a drug addled whore by the time hes 30.

Are her children over 18, if not, LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.

R56 Don't you have a flight to Thailand to catch?

R56 - Her children are public figures, as a result of HER choosing. She put her children on television and in front of cameras. Everything they do is our business, no matter what age they are. She has profited and continues to profit of these children.

R58 When an adult puts children in front of the camera, it's not childrens' fault, you bloody idiot. They do what their parents force them to do. So no, not everything they do is your business, dumbass. Get a life

R59 - You used the word “bloody” in your post, so I see you’re from across the pond. Let me educate you on how things work in the US. Celebrity children who are used as part of said celebrity’s career, are in fact owned by the audience. Age does not matter. The children will have personal choice once they reach the age of 18.

Whew gurl, you old ass queens sure are getting worked up about Michael. Meanwhile he's likely sitting on some hot dick while you angry birds diss each other on a message board!

R61 - “….he’s likely sitting on some hot dick…..”

I am quite certain he is. Can you imagine all the Instagram whores who fuck Michael for free, just for proximity to Ripa and her significant Hollywood pull?

R60 I'm not Brit, if that's what you are implying. I just like to use the word bloody. "Celebrity children who are used as part of said celebrity’s career, are in fact owned by the audience. " Yeah, no. So you decided you speak for the entire country?

None of the Ripa offspring are minors.

The only straight son is the one who does wrestling, and he is hot! I fear he’s not gonna be very tall, but he’s a stud.

The wrestler son is the sassier of the two.

How did Kathie Lee’s son Cody turn out? I always thought that kid would need major therapy.

[quote]What a fucking weird idea for a family portrait.

It was a professional magazine shoot. 99% chance it was all the photog's idea.

Don't you think with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen as honorary uncles, if Michael were gay he would be out?

^^^ And 100% chance that the photog was there with towels and a private place to dry off...

Isn't Michael pursuing an acting career?

What happened to the daughter with the enormous ta-tas?

Example of two good looking parents giving birth to a fugly child.

Honey, that cherry didn’t fall far from the tree

I wondered at first which one in the photo is Kelly. Really.

My parents have been dead for over 20 years and even they know he's gay.

[quote]I Nearly Set My Kitchen on Fire

Honey, yo kitchen been burning for a while now

OP, If he were any more gay, his name would be Gaye G. Gayerson.

Self-hating much R50?

Here's your answer!

Mark PINGED BIG TIME back in the day...

"My parents have been dead for over 20 years and even they know he's gay. "

My parents are in their 90s and even they know he's Gay. My parents are also big Packers fans and the other day my sweet little old lady mother whispers to me about Aaron Rodgers, "He's Gay you know?"...

Yes, mom, we ALL know that

The wrestler son is also majoring in theatre performance at Michigan. Make of that what you will.

Both her sons have power bottom face.

He went to Churchill School, which is for students with learning disabilities. He could be dyslexic, which doesn’t automatically mean he’s dumb, but I wonder how he managed to get into University of Michigan.

^ On the "Mommy's richer then God Scholarship"

Not gay, but spectacularly fabulous!

Michael's milkshake brought all the boys to the yard at U of M, you hating ass bitches!

^ Let's hope he's not as dull as that segment

Was Ryan Seacrest lusting after him in that video at R88?

Joaquin does have dyslexia, R85. Kelly has talked about that.

R88, that clip is indeed so full of forced "hilarity" it's painful.

It's also clear Michael is about 5' 5", since he appears to be an inch or two taller than Mommy.

So yes, a power bottom.

Miss Ryan Seamencrest popped his cherry.

^ I doubt Ryan has popped any cherries, that would be uncle Andy's job

It's not so much that he's gay

It's the way he screams and moans like a girl when he takes it up the butt

Michael you can wear Mommy's clothes

but you can't actually BE Mommy

He's wearing a butt plug that says,

"Cast Kelly Rippa's son in your next production!"

I really can't tell with that generation anymore. I'm 46, and her kid is about my son's age. Big-city, educated kids. Half of them are bi/fluid. The ones I think are totally gay, aren't. A couple who seem like jocky frat types are gay.

I've given up.

He doesn’t believe in labels.

He’s adorable. I’d like to discover what his anus feels like gripping my dick.

When he was on with Mom this week, Michael Butched-Up, wore dark shirt, didn't wave hands around and kept his voice at an even level.

2:27.

Michael is very handsome in that cooking clip, which was awful.

I was getting ready to roll my eyes when I clicked on this thread thinking “oh some people think everyone is gay.” Then I saw the picture and thought “Wow! He really does look gay!”

Is this the one that got beat up at a wrestling match at school a few years ago and daddy had to jump in and save him?

Those black framed glasses are so 2010.

Joaquin is so hot 🔥 I wanna split him in 2! 🍑

Was daddy in a singlet too?

[Quote] I was getting ready to roll my eyes when I clicked on this thread thinking “oh some people think everyone is gay.” Then I saw the picture and thought “Wow! He really does look gay!”

You don't see the picture before you click on the thread?

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[quote] Buzz the hair, lose the glasses, spend a couple months in the gym and I might be interested.

So look like every other basic try-hard "masculine" gay gym bunny. How...typical.

[quote] He could be dyslexic, which doesn’t automatically mean he’s dumb

uoY kcuF

[quote]You don't see the picture before you click on the thread?

I have link previews turned off because some threads start having issues posting once they have more than a few hundred replies.

So...who's the porky daughter? Is that actually Lola, who was so little and adorable a few years back?

My gawd, she's HUUUGE!

THEY'RE huge. And fabulous.

This little guy, at least in the OP photo, somehow has an appearance of being Asian, not that that is bad, but he just looks a tad "off", perhaps the overly abundant teeth and smile, and the ridiculous looking black hair dyed blonde... hell I don't know.

Looks like he has a Mrs. Field's Cookies inhaler.

He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.

[quote]He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.

Light on the David, heavy on the Martin, sadly

the blond hair says a lot

Could the blond hair be for a TV role by any chance?

He is an actor after all.

[quote]He's a combination of David Muir and Martin Short. The poor bastard.

Poor won't be a problem.

It's like a fucking factory of teeth.