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Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story

Ryan Murphy’s latest series has me worried.

Evan Peters has been cast as dreamdate Jeff, but is eyes appear dead. Whereas Jeff’s danced with light and life! That’s something not even silver aviator frames can fix!

Who would you stay home for? Dead Eyes Evan or Melting Gaze Make-You-Mine Jeff?

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by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2021 12:37 PM

Horrible casting.

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2021 10:14 AM

Hi, Billy Capshaw!

Still reminiscing about the good old days with the monster, darling?

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by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2021 10:15 AM

This actor has the creep vibe and can be sexy, but he's too pale and his dark eyes are so wrong. Everyone knows Dahmer had the most bright, beautiful blue eyes and a golden tan to match his golden locks. See above.

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2021 10:16 AM

He was Garbo!

Ryan needed to undertake a global Death In Venice style search for an ineffable blond milk-fed beauty with the quality of frozen sunlight, with the discovery broadcast live from a kleig-lit Grauman’s Chinese Theatre!

by Anonymousreply 4November 25, 2021 10:30 AM

[quote]Evan Peters has been cast as dreamdate Jeff, but is eyes appear dead. [b]Whereas Jeff’s danced with light and life![/b]

Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 5November 25, 2021 10:33 AM

If Dahmer was so hot, why didn't he have any willing boyfriends to fuck him? I bet he smelled or just gave off some weird chemical that negated all his good looks. Maybe if he had online dating back in the day, things would have been different, since he photographs so well. He could have also set up an OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 6November 25, 2021 10:33 AM

My Friend Dahmer tells all of the story that needs to be told.

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by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2021 10:34 AM

Has anyone complained that a straight man is playing a Gay Icon?

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2021 10:41 AM

R8 It's literal violence.

by Anonymousreply 9November 25, 2021 10:43 AM

[quote] I bet he smelled or just gave off some weird chemical

Of course he was naturally fragranced! If Jeff had been a scented candle, its label would have read: “Inhale all the Jeff you long for: the perfume spring-fresh field flowers, of newly cut hay, of hope and dreams and desire, of fleeting moments and lasting remembrance. Also available in 5kg tub size.”

by Anonymousreply 10November 25, 2021 10:53 AM

Was he a top only or was he vers?

by Anonymousreply 11November 25, 2021 12:04 PM

R6 I mean...are you 12? It's not that Dahmer was "So hot" but he was an attractive guy especially compared to his peers. Also, he was a very FUCKED UP person that probably didn't want an "actual person" to be with so he used body parts and tried to zombify people.

by Anonymousreply 12November 25, 2021 12:35 PM

Also? I would do things to Evan Peters that would make him hate himself in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 13November 25, 2021 12:37 PM
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