Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
Ryan Murphy’s latest series has me worried.
Evan Peters has been cast as dreamdate Jeff, but is eyes appear dead. Whereas Jeff’s danced with light and life! That’s something not even silver aviator frames can fix!
Who would you stay home for? Dead Eyes Evan or Melting Gaze Make-You-Mine Jeff?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 33 | November 29, 2022 6:27 AM
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Hi, Billy Capshaw!
Still reminiscing about the good old days with the monster, darling?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 2 | November 25, 2021 9:15 AM
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This actor has the creep vibe and can be sexy, but he's too pale and his dark eyes are so wrong. Everyone knows Dahmer had the most bright, beautiful blue eyes and a golden tan to match his golden locks. See above.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 25, 2021 9:16 AM
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He was Garbo!
Ryan needed to undertake a global Death In Venice style search for an ineffable blond milk-fed beauty with the quality of frozen sunlight, with the discovery broadcast live from a kleig-lit Grauman’s Chinese Theatre!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 25, 2021 9:30 AM
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[quote]Evan Peters has been cast as dreamdate Jeff, but is eyes appear dead. [b]Whereas Jeff’s danced with light and life![/b]
Yikes.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 25, 2021 9:33 AM
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If Dahmer was so hot, why didn't he have any willing boyfriends to fuck him? I bet he smelled or just gave off some weird chemical that negated all his good looks. Maybe if he had online dating back in the day, things would have been different, since he photographs so well. He could have also set up an OnlyFans.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2021 9:33 AM
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My Friend Dahmer tells all of the story that needs to be told.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2021 9:34 AM
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Has anyone complained that a straight man is playing a Gay Icon?
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 25, 2021 9:41 AM
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R8 It's literal violence.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2021 9:43 AM
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[quote] I bet he smelled or just gave off some weird chemical
Of course he was naturally fragranced! If Jeff had been a scented candle, its label would have read: “Inhale all the Jeff you long for: the perfume spring-fresh field flowers, of newly cut hay, of hope and dreams and desire, of fleeting moments and lasting remembrance. Also available in 5kg tub size.”
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 25, 2021 9:53 AM
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Was he a top only or was he vers?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2021 11:04 AM
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R6 I mean...are you 12? It's not that Dahmer was "So hot" but he was an attractive guy especially compared to his peers. Also, he was a very FUCKED UP person that probably didn't want an "actual person" to be with so he used body parts and tried to zombify people.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2021 11:35 AM
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Also? I would do things to Evan Peters that would make him hate himself in the morning.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 25, 2021 11:37 AM
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OP, brava. “Dreadmate” is one for the ages.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2022 3:19 PM
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R6...if he had social media, he could have just ordered in....
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 16, 2022 3:20 PM
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Could be worse, he could have cast Ben Platt.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 16, 2022 3:21 PM
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Armie Hammer would have been a better choice for Dahmer.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 16, 2022 3:30 PM
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Peters' vacant malevolence makes him perfect to play Dahmer. He will win an Emmy.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 16, 2022 4:04 PM
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Thank God and r19. I thought I had dyslexia for a minute.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 16, 2022 4:28 PM
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Looks like Evan had to bulk up a bit for this role. Dahmer was a strong 180lb man despite the alcoholism. Trailer looks good. Music was a poor choice. We all know Murphy tends to start off well and then sometimes falls apart.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 16, 2022 4:51 PM
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Eldergays rejoice! The film features Michael Learned. I haven't seen her in a while.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 16, 2022 10:25 PM
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Evan Peters has teutonic/Nordic bone structure that is reminiscent of Dahmer's face. Peters is a reasonable facsimile.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 16, 2022 10:30 PM
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Too creepy for me. I won't watch.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 16, 2022 10:34 PM
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"I bet he smelled or just gave off some weird chemical"
Could be rotting corpse, formaldehyde or bleach. Or all three.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 16, 2022 11:07 PM
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[quote] If Dahmer was so hot, why didn't he have any willing boyfriends to fuck him?
He did. He had many hookups and dated a guy for almost 2 years, I wonder if they're gonna talk about that? Because he didn't kill that boyfriend and no one talks about him anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 17, 2022 11:56 PM
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Will Evan Peters show his cocklet?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 18, 2022 11:19 PM
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I'm really not interested in Ryan Murphy making snuff porn out of the Dahmer story.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 18, 2022 11:21 PM
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Oh boo fucking hoo on that tweet at r29- it's happened to me and a costumer several times over the years- we're both Asian women, about the same height and coloration. It happens.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 19, 2022 3:43 PM
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I'm watching this show now. Finished episode 4 so far. My question is, did Jeff know he was good looking? Was he that self-aware? And would someone explain the scene where he jumps out on his school friend with a baseball bat? Why?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 29, 2022 6:27 AM
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