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On Newsmax, Lauren Boebert challenges Madison Cawthorn to a sprint

...with the winner getting to have Kyle Rittenhouse as his or her intern.

Ladies and gentlemen...the US House of Representatives 2021! What an embarrassment.

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by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2021 5:58 AM

She does realize Madison's wheelchair isn't just ornamental ...

... doesn't she?

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2021 4:44 AM

Lauren...honey...you know Madison is a southern gentleman...but did you ever wonder why he never stood up when a woman entered the room?

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2021 4:44 AM

She said he's known for his big guns.

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2021 4:45 AM

Lauren Boebert...somehow like Sarah Palin,

but dumber.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2021 4:47 AM

Why did you vote against the John Lewis voting rights bill?

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2021 4:47 AM

With that pompous moron as host of the show, Sebastian Gorka, who likes to call himself "Doctor."

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2021 4:49 AM

It would be nice to see Boebert, Cawhtorn, and MTG in a fatal three-way gunfight over who gets superstar intern Rittenhouse.

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2021 4:55 AM

The Bad, the Worse and the Ugliest

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2021 5:24 AM

Why do they want a high school dropout as an intern?

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2021 5:28 AM

R9 same reason they do EVERYTHING: to own the libs

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2021 5:37 AM

Kindred spirits, isn’t she herself a high school dropout?

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2021 5:42 AM

Yes, as well as crazy bitch with a record and pervert streaker husband with his own pervert record.

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2021 5:46 AM

By “intern” they all mean they would send Kyle out for coffee and lunch. Although it would be somewhat of a contest to see who is actually more stupid - the intern or the elected official.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2021 5:46 AM

If she wasn't a moron, I'd think she was trying to be snide. As it is, she probably just assumes Hate Wheels uses his chair as an accessory to grift and get pussy, and doesn't realize that he's numb from the waist down. She better watch out, though, he might "accidentally" mistake her face for a dead tree.

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2021 5:56 AM

How about a math-off, like asking them "2+2=?" Both their heads would explode.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2021 5:58 AM
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