Let's be the 2000's

What does the 2000 possess?

There were no weapons of mass destruction.

I'm Fleetwood Mac. I'm on life support.

My 20's were a great time.

I'm Janet's floppy breast.

What does the 20 possess?

I'm Avril Lavigne, thinking I"m a punk because I act obnoxious.

I'm Walmart in my ascendency. I'm going to drive all of the local businesses into bankruptcy, make Muricans dependent on cheap junk from China, lower your wages, and take over the world!

I'm Britney Spears's vagina, the one she flashed paparazzis with.

"That's hot".

I'm Madonna in Patty Hearst drag deciding to alter my video for "American Life" even though I'm an artist.

I'm Fergie, thinking I'm black.

I'm Donald Trump, serious businessman on the Apprentice. I run a successful business empire with my genius children Ivanka and Don Jr. America is entertained by me. I should run for President someday.

I'm Gwen Stefani using a couple Japanese girls as props.

I'm cocaine.

I'm Britney Spears, America's "sweetheart", even though I act like a psycho and stole someone else's boyfriend and married them.

I'm the housing bubble that will allegedly NEVER pop. Nope, never.

I'm all of the CSI's, to be followed by all of the NCIS' and all of the Criminal Minds.

I’m COVID.

What does the CSI possess?

What does the NCIS possess?

I'm Web 2.0!

Dockers with pleats.

I'm electroclash.

I’m That 70’s Show and That 80’s Show.

I’m Tamogochi’s.

I'm Janet Jackson's boob.

I’m iPhone’s and iPad’s.

I'm the iPod.

R26, are you the left boob or right boob in contrast to the boob at R5.

I’m the Von Dutch trucker hat.

Please don’t let me have a comeback. It was embarrassing enough the first time.

What does the Tamagotchi possess?

What does the iPhone possess?

What does the iPad possess?

I'm a tiny little dog being carried around in a purse.

I’m face mask’s 😷 and vaccine’s 💉

Does the face mask possess a face mask emoji?

Does the vaccine possess a syringe emoji?

I am low rise pink track suits..I am disgusting btw

I'm Bar Bush, pleased that the flooded inhabitants of New Orleans taking shelter in the Superdome were underprivileged anyway, so it all worked out quite nicely for them.

R35, No one possesse’s emoji’s, dumbass.

I am Msn Nessenger

I’m Zoom.

I'm Y2K! I started off this decade by scaring people into thinking airplanes would fall from the sky!

I’m Katie Holmes. I’m going to start the decade by doing some well-regarded independent films, get cast as Batman’s love interest, then marry Tom Cruise. I’ll bet Michelle Williams wishes she had my career trajectory!

I'm the obsession with highlights that every frau had.

I'm Condi Rice, future lesbian (ALLEGEDLY!) DL icon! I ignored intelligence warnings that bin Laden was going to fly airplanes into buildings AND had a Chevron tanker named after me!

I'm John Ashcroft. Sandra Day O'Connor thought me becoming Attorney General was the worst thing that could happen to Republicans.

2000's are 2000-2009.

I'm the 1st of January 2001.

I’m an AIM away message: “Out. Cell’s hot if you are.”

Change has Come to America!

I'm also John Ashcroft, I wanted to cover up all of the naked statues because I'm an upstanding Christian and the children might see some boobies or tushies.

CNN's The 2000's Promo

I'm Sarah Palin from Wasilla! You will come to know me America as the pluckiest VP candidate ever! I would then go on to star on reality tv shows with all of my white trash children and grandchildren!

Does the 2000 possess the promo?

R52 What newspapers do you read?

[quote] 2000's are 2000-2009.

Says who?

I'm the new show Survivor. I was all the rage in the summer of 2000.

I'm Anna Nicole Smith. Like my body?

I'm freedom fries!

I'm Marissa Cooper.

I'm Donald H. Rumsfeld. I simultaneously ruined by reputation with my old Washington cronies and my new Washington colleagues.

I'm the ultra-violent horror movies. Didn't think it was bloody enough? Don't worry. The unrated version is coming to DVD.

Im Aylliah before Beyoncé stole my spot light.

I'm the Pussycat Dolls which you might as well call "Nicole Scherzinger and some backup dancers."

I'm having conversations with myself again.

I’m about to drop a Glitter BOMB on you bitches and then check myself into the crazy house because I keep seeing rainbows and butterflies. My pussy hurts from all that Derek Jeter dick I got in the late 90s, but it was well worth it.

i'm a flash mob

I'm the stingray that killed Steve Irwin. No, you won't find the actual video; just mockups.

R61 What's DVD?

I'm the two weeks where Rudy Giuliani wasn't a contemptible joke.

I am Cane's.

I'm John Lennon getting shot.

I’m one of the silly people who stood in line and bought the Iphone 1 at the Manhattan apple glass cube on 59th street. It was a fun day and I miss that phone.

I'm Natalee Holloway disappearing in Aruba.

I'm Robert Blake and I was acquitted.

R73, I’m Nancy Grace and you taught me how to exploit crimes involving women, whether they were victims or perpetrators, well into the 2010s.

I'm Lindsey Lohan getting Wilmer Valderrama's giant D.

I'm "link me".

I'm the inexplicable popularity of yellow Livestrong wristbands.

I'm Facebook (someday to be called Meta). I'm just getting my feet wet in the 2000s and you thought I was harmless, friending all of your old loser friends from high school and posting your vacation photos. Little did you know I was busily working away, collecting all your data and profiling you. Someday I will become a worldwide source of propaganda and even influence a Presidential election.

I’m Larry King. Hello, Tallahassee, you’re on the air!

I'm pleather.

I'm the JNCO jeans

I’m SUVs festooned with American flags.

I'm Google.

I changed the web forever, starting by making web search really work. My success marks the web 2.0 revolution, confirms the decline of Yahoo and AOL, and death of the likes of Alta Vista.

I go on to launch Google maps, which instantly becomes the standard (killing MapQuest in the process). I launch Gmail, making webmail with infinite free storage a reality. I buy YouTube and launch Android, cementing my relevance for decades to come.

I'm Britney Bitch!

I’m Elian Gonzalez. Remember when my story seemed like the worst thing in America ever?

I’m dressy jeans and a going-out top.

I'm the identity crisis, not knowing if OP is referring to the century of the first decade of the century. I'm gonna go with the century.

I’m frosted tips.

I’m seashell necklaces from Hollister.

I'm Enron

Hi Frosted Tips! I’m First Lady Laura “Pickles” Bush.

I'm the Dixie Chicks. We don't like Bush.

I’m artisanal denim.

I am Grindr and Scruff and Tinder.

I am a OnlyFans.

I'm the MySpace friends list. I cause lots of drama. Why is that bitch Jennifer your #1 friend and not me?

I'm Ricky Martin. Can you believe that Barbara Walters had the gall to ask if I'm gay?!

I'm Borders Books! I'm run by a schlumpy nerd named Jeff Bezos.

I'm the Gilmore Girls

I'm a DELL

I'm the Netflix DVD service, where you'd sign up to rent a DVD they'd mail out to you. If it was a really popular title, you'd have to put your name in the queue and wait.

I'm the immortal matching denim Britney and Justin outfits! I will be a Halloween costume forever!

I'm Blockbuster

I’m Redbox.

I'm CDs, round plastic discs you would carry around to play music! Only about an hour's worth at a time though, I couldn't hold that much data.

I’m SnapChat.

I'm pentium 3

I'm everyone's favorite hen party, The View! Even though I launched in the late 90s, I really got the cat fights and water cooler talk going in the 2000s.

I'm Usher, making it rain at the strip club.

I'm an iPod. I'm so much smaller, more convenient, and modern than a portable CD player.

I'm Limewire. I take 4 hours to download one song and I give your PC viruses.

I am one of the greatest film villains in cinema history, Heath Ledger's Joker.

I'm Britney's VMA performances (the snake around the neck, making out with Madonna, poorly lip syncing and moving like a zombie) that everybody talked about for days.

I'm Blackwater

I'm Kazaa, Limewire's inferior ancestor that will allow you to download a whole porn movie in 1 week!

I'm R Kelly, reveling in memories of peeing on girls faces and I will never get caught, damnit!

I'm indie rock.

I"m binders full of women!

I’m Rafalca, the dancing horse!

I’m Sonique.

Your love it feels so good

And that's what takes me high

Higher than I've been before

I'm the Strokes saving rock and roll.

[quote] I am one of the greatest film villains in cinema history, Heath Ledger's Joker.

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

"Ga-ga-ooh-la-la"

We’re (the unfortunately returning) corduroy platform shoes and chunky-square high heels!

I’m Room for Squares.

I’m the Real World New Orleans.

I'm the awful "pouf" hairstyle

I'm the VERY orange proms

I am "The Decider" and I'm also an idiot

I'm the Geico caveman.

I'm the fratboy neanderthal quoting the latest Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller comedy vehicle.

I'm the Foo Fighters.

I'm the meth period.

I'm appletinis.

Even though I started in the late 90s, I really was more of a 2000's show: I'm DL love to hate it fave Sex and the City! Just four horny gals looking for cock in the Big Apple! I will live on well past the 2000s with movies and sequels and play forever in reruns and memes posted by fraus on Facebook. I will outlive all of you DLers!!!!

I’m the beginning of the downfall of society, fashion and art.

I'm Society. I begin to crumble after 9/11.

Crack a nut! A good luck wish 🤞🍀 r58

I'm Norah Jones. Please don't tell anyone I'm Indian!

R52 But, still, which newspapers do you read?

I'm Nelly Furtado switching back and forth from spiritual hippie to sexy hip-hop girl at the drop of a hat.

R142, she really did do that a lot. I wasn't surprised when everything she did after Loose bombed.

Hollaback Girl!

r140 What do you want them to think you are?

I'm Amy Winehouse!

Who is the weirdo posting stuff not from the 2000's.

[quote] What do you want them to think you are?

I'm white! White!

R147, it's the person who has no idea that the 00s and 10s are different decades.

I'm Juicy Couture. Or Ed Hardy.

I'm the iPod. You can throw all those CDs away now.

I'm Abercrombie and Fitch. And Hollister.

I'm all the viral shock porn videos: Two Kids, One Sandbox. Two Girls and a Cup. Pain Olympics.

I'm early internet. I hold the promise of a free, connected, and democratic future.

I'm Pete Wentz! Please ignore my obnoxious haircut and disturbingly-shaped mouth and meet my beautiful wife, Ashlee, and our new baby, Bronx Mowgli!

I'm Rachel Zoe, championing the pin-thin boho-blonde big-sunglasses look over in Los Angeles.

I am a hipster. I like to wear beanies and ride around Williamsburg on my ironically retro bike. Everyone hates me.

I'm a clean-cut but perverted looking former mormon Sean Ostler sucking straight guys dicks online.

I'm Julian Casablancas, keeping grunge alive in the era of bling. I start wearing a white belt with my low-rise pants. Hipster boys everywhere will copy the look.

I'm the RIhanna haircut from Umbrella

We are Kate and Jon Gosselin and as much as you find us insufferable just you wait until the Duggars come along!

I’m the fat kid epidemic

I'm the internet that gets disconnected if somebody picks up the phone.

I’m the AOL CDs. 💿

I'm the trashy girls who have to pretend to be attracted to Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels so I can be on TV.

R164, was that still a thing in the 00s? I associate that more with the 90s.

I'm your 401k, I'm like a hot tempestuous partner you love to take to dinner parties to show off. By the end of the decade I've drunk all the champaign, got in a fight with your boss and I'm vomiting into the toilet and screaming abuse at your parents. But don't dump me!!! You'll live to regret THAT decision buddy.

I'm Tyra Banks. I have one thing to say to you....kiss my FAT ASS!

I'm Blu Ray, DVD's more sophisticated sister!

We're new best friends Tammy Faye MESSNER and Ron Jeremy! Aren't we heartwarming?

I’m Naomi Campbell and hurling phones is my calling card.

I'm the trashy dating MTV dating shows (Parental Control, Room Raiders, NEXT) that everyone knows are fake but watch anyway for the entertainment value.

I’m Twilo, Junior Vasquez, Sunday mornings, a hit of E, and a snort of K off a gorgeous Rican bubble butt,

I WAS FABULOUS.

I am Octomom. Followed by Balloon Boy.

I am Barnes and Noble and Borders Books. I think I own the future.

I am Social Media and the iPhone. I will destroy society in the Tens and Twenties.

[quote] I think I own the future.

I am the IBM. I am the future.

I'm Wonky McValtrex. 178 replies and nobody mentioned meee!

I AM the 2000's!

I'm Saddam Bin Laden

I’m the War on [sic] Terror.

I'm Sex and the City's relevance!

I am George Bush...everyone hates me.Thank God for Trump though.-

I'm the Queen Mother, just barely hangin' in there.

Hey Mr. DJ, I'm Madonna's Music album. I make the people cum together.

I'm the photoblogs and Myspace

I'm MSN Chat!

I actually got dick from there in the early early 2000's.

I'm the first few smallish cell phones who allow you to take pictures.

I’m a picture taken in 2000 from a digital camera. Don’t try to zoom in!

I'm the badass feeling of ending a call by snapping your flip phone shut

I’m the glory days of Craigslist m4m.

I'm Timbaland, I make everyone's album a hit.

AOL instant messenger!

[quote] I'm Timbaland, I make everyone's album a hit.

His name is Timberlake, silly.

I'm burlesque, replacing stripper poles as the bullshit "female empowerment" hobby!

Hi Burlesque/r194! I’m Moulin Rouge (2001).

I'm the Myspace era outstretched arm selfie pose.

I'm scene kids! I engage in a lot of the above.

“Scene” and “scene”! What is “scene”?

I'm the remake of a classic movie (or TV show) coming out each week.

I'm Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a "China of the Imagination"!

I'm the Boston Red Sox and won the World Series for the first time in 86 years.

r198

I'm the split screen that changed the course of The View forever.

I'm the USB flash drive, invented in 2000! Eventually I will hold a really big load and you can put your entire hard drive on me!

I'm W the worst president ever. There can never be any worse than me.

Wow it really was a trashy decade and we’ve never recovered as a society.

I’m the trashy Playboy accessories women loves briefly. I’m also The Gurls Next Door.

I'm Two and a Half Men! I'm totally unfunny but will air for 12 years and forever in reruns!

I'm Jessica Simpson. I'm not sure if Chicken of the Sea is chicken or tuna.

I'm Papa Joe Simpson, waxing philosophical about my daughter's Double D's!

I'm Joe Simpson, devoted heterosexual with my daughter's breasts in hand!

I"m Ashley Simpson, greatest singer on earth! And it's totally my band's fault btw, not mine!

I’m emo music.

I'm Avatar. My 3D and fantastic visual effects make me a movie experience never to forget.

Based on R202, scene fashion was punk with bright colors with a touch of 80s hair bands.

I'm gay marriage, I didn't exist before.

I'm Franz Fernidad, the band.

I’m Paula Abdul.

I'm strappy gladiator heels paired with denim dresses.

I'm Bobby and Whitney. We love to dance in hotel gift shops while shopping for hemorrhoid creme.

I'm the blue dress with the semen stains on it

I’m chunky highlights.

I'm Justin Guarini. I lost to a fat lesbian on this new singing show called American Idol.

It won't last.

I’m Brian Dunkleman. This American Idol shit won’t last. I quit! Ryan can have this cheesefest. I have other opportunities.

I’m Ryan Seaquest. Ima just keep pluggin’ away at this American Idol, see what comes it.

[quote] I'm the blue dress with the semen stains on it

The 90s.

I'm Green Day's last stand.

I'm Malcolm in the Middle

I’m 90210, The Facts of Life, and Brady Bunch.

I’m the Vajazzle craze that brought bling to the front holes of America.

I'm the shitty American Idol auditions, the most fun part of the show. You can't tell if the contestants are mentally ill or acting, but it was always a good time watching either way.

I’m fat Anna Nicole Smith then skinny strung out Anna Nicole Smith all in one decade. RIP.

I'm the "a/s/l?" greeting in chatrooms.

I'm 360p videos being labeled as HQ by youtube.

I'm John Stewart putting the final nail in the coffin of Crossfire:

[quote] I'm the "a/s/l?" greeting in chatrooms.

American Sign Language?

R236 it's the disease the Ice Bucket Challenge was made for, Rose.

A/S/L is an initialism for age/sex/location used to inquire about someone’s profile information in online chat rooms, often with the intention of engaging in cybersex.

I'm just turning 40.

I'm the emaciated women pushed as the faces of beauty.

I'm Lost! I'm either beloved or deeply hated by DL. You will never figure me out, even after a decade of analysis.

R241, I wanna see dinasaurs.

I am Chandra Levy on September 10, 2001. I am “it”.

I’m ultra low rise bootcut jeans.

"Life is unfair"

I'm the show Wife Swap.

R52, but still, what newspapers do you read? You only have to give me one.

most DLs were in their 40s

I'm Limewire. I was the next best thing after Napster died. You all thought I was cool until I gave your computer viruses and you heard a corrupted track with that awful screeching sound.

I'm the writers of Law and Order SVU, barely hiding their disdain for Elisabeth Hasselbeck:

I am the Skinny Jeans that look like utter shit on most people

r248 I was in my 20's!

r251 Only skinny people need apply.

I’m the twilight years of the bar scene. Last dance, last chance fellas!

I'm proud to be an American and I in no way equate "American" with "Nazi."

[quote]I'm the "a/s/l?" greeting in chatrooms.

Wanna cyber?

I am the super skinny mandate that made the 90's waif trend look like child's play.

I'm Michael Buble. Your mom loves me

I'm the indie sleaze aesthetic.

I'm the rampant str8 teen anal that has slipped into a convenient memory hole because the media doesn't want to admit to banging the drum on their hysterical reporting about middle schoolers trading sexual acts for braclets and the what the colours mean, and the most popular being the anal beads... which, indeed, did spark said a trend of young people going to the hershey highway as a bypass to their purity pledges. later 2ks would result in the young breeders becoming obsessed with eating booty and preaching to their parents the virtue of such. (and now gen z are puriteens, thanks millennials.)

I am Will Smith. I am liked.

We're Kyle and Lane Carlson, Abercrombie Ameridongs.

Accent on dongs.

I'm The Cobrasnake.

I'm Kate Middleton's St Andrews 2002 fashion show see-through dress.

You are all Fergie peeing herself onstage. I am eating it up.

^^^

Hmmmm Jlo looking heavy without the help of Adobe Photoshop.

I'm MadTV