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Let's be the 2000's

I'm the Weapons of Mass Destruction

by Anonymousreply 242December 1, 2021 6:32 PM

What does the 2000 possess?

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2021 2:11 AM

There were no weapons of mass destruction.

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2021 2:12 AM

I'm Fleetwood Mac. I'm on life support.

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2021 2:13 AM

My 20's were a great time.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2021 2:14 AM

I'm Janet's floppy breast.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2021 2:17 AM

What does the 20 possess?

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2021 2:17 AM

I'm Avril Lavigne, thinking I"m a punk because I act obnoxious.

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2021 2:19 AM

I'm Walmart in my ascendency. I'm going to drive all of the local businesses into bankruptcy, make Muricans dependent on cheap junk from China, lower your wages, and take over the world!

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2021 2:19 AM

I'm Britney Spears's vagina, the one she flashed paparazzis with.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2021 2:19 AM

"That's hot".

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2021 2:19 AM

I'm Madonna in Patty Hearst drag deciding to alter my video for "American Life" even though I'm an artist.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2021 2:21 AM

I'm Fergie, thinking I'm black.

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2021 2:22 AM

I'm Donald Trump, serious businessman on the Apprentice. I run a successful business empire with my genius children Ivanka and Don Jr. America is entertained by me. I should run for President someday.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2021 2:22 AM

I'm Gwen Stefani using a couple Japanese girls as props.

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2021 2:23 AM

I'm cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2021 2:24 AM

I'm Britney Spears, America's "sweetheart", even though I act like a psycho and stole someone else's boyfriend and married them.

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2021 2:25 AM

I'm the housing bubble that will allegedly NEVER pop. Nope, never.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2021 2:25 AM

I'm all of the CSI's, to be followed by all of the NCIS' and all of the Criminal Minds.

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2021 2:26 AM

I’m COVID.

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2021 2:27 AM

What does the CSI possess?

What does the NCIS possess?

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2021 2:28 AM

I'm Web 2.0!

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2021 2:28 AM

Dockers with pleats.

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2021 2:29 AM

I'm electroclash.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2021 2:29 AM

I’m That 70’s Show and That 80’s Show.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2021 2:30 AM

I’m Tamogochi’s.

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2021 2:31 AM

I'm Janet Jackson's boob.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2021 2:31 AM

I’m iPhone’s and iPad’s.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2021 2:31 AM

I'm the iPod.

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2021 2:32 AM

R26, are you the left boob or right boob in contrast to the boob at R5.

by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2021 2:32 AM

I’m the Von Dutch trucker hat.

Please don’t let me have a comeback. It was embarrassing enough the first time.

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by Anonymousreply 30November 24, 2021 2:33 AM

What does the Tamagotchi possess?

by Anonymousreply 31November 24, 2021 2:33 AM

What does the iPhone possess?

What does the iPad possess?

by Anonymousreply 32November 24, 2021 2:33 AM

I'm a tiny little dog being carried around in a purse.

by Anonymousreply 33November 24, 2021 2:34 AM

I’m face mask’s 😷 and vaccine’s 💉

by Anonymousreply 34November 24, 2021 2:36 AM

Does the face mask possess a face mask emoji?

Does the vaccine possess a syringe emoji?

by Anonymousreply 35November 24, 2021 2:38 AM

I am low rise pink track suits..I am disgusting btw

by Anonymousreply 36November 24, 2021 2:38 AM

I'm Bar Bush, pleased that the flooded inhabitants of New Orleans taking shelter in the Superdome were underprivileged anyway, so it all worked out quite nicely for them.

by Anonymousreply 37November 24, 2021 2:39 AM

R35, No one possesse’s emoji’s, dumbass.

by Anonymousreply 38November 24, 2021 2:40 AM

I am Msn Nessenger

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by Anonymousreply 39November 24, 2021 2:40 AM

I’m Zoom.

by Anonymousreply 40November 24, 2021 2:41 AM

I'm Y2K! I started off this decade by scaring people into thinking airplanes would fall from the sky!

by Anonymousreply 41November 24, 2021 2:42 AM

I’m Katie Holmes. I’m going to start the decade by doing some well-regarded independent films, get cast as Batman’s love interest, then marry Tom Cruise. I’ll bet Michelle Williams wishes she had my career trajectory!

by Anonymousreply 42November 24, 2021 2:50 AM

I'm the obsession with highlights that every frau had.

by Anonymousreply 43November 24, 2021 2:51 AM

I'm Condi Rice, future lesbian (ALLEGEDLY!) DL icon! I ignored intelligence warnings that bin Laden was going to fly airplanes into buildings AND had a Chevron tanker named after me!

by Anonymousreply 44November 24, 2021 2:55 AM

I'm John Ashcroft. Sandra Day O'Connor thought me becoming Attorney General was the worst thing that could happen to Republicans.

by Anonymousreply 45November 24, 2021 2:58 AM

2000's are 2000-2009.

by Anonymousreply 46November 24, 2021 2:58 AM

I'm the 1st of January 2001.

by Anonymousreply 47November 24, 2021 2:59 AM

I’m an AIM away message: “Out. Cell’s hot if you are.”

by Anonymousreply 48November 24, 2021 2:59 AM

Change has Come to America!

by Anonymousreply 49November 24, 2021 3:00 AM

I'm also John Ashcroft, I wanted to cover up all of the naked statues because I'm an upstanding Christian and the children might see some boobies or tushies.

by Anonymousreply 50November 24, 2021 3:00 AM

CNN's The 2000's Promo

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by Anonymousreply 51November 24, 2021 3:02 AM

I'm Sarah Palin from Wasilla! You will come to know me America as the pluckiest VP candidate ever! I would then go on to star on reality tv shows with all of my white trash children and grandchildren!

by Anonymousreply 52November 24, 2021 3:04 AM

Does the 2000 possess the promo?

by Anonymousreply 53November 24, 2021 3:05 AM

R52 What newspapers do you read?

by Anonymousreply 54November 24, 2021 3:10 AM

[quote] 2000's are 2000-2009.

Says who?

by Anonymousreply 55November 24, 2021 3:11 AM

I'm the new show Survivor. I was all the rage in the summer of 2000.

by Anonymousreply 56November 24, 2021 3:12 AM

I'm Anna Nicole Smith. Like my body?

by Anonymousreply 57November 24, 2021 3:21 AM

I'm freedom fries!

by Anonymousreply 58November 24, 2021 3:21 AM

I'm Marissa Cooper.

by Anonymousreply 59November 24, 2021 3:27 AM

I'm Donald H. Rumsfeld. I simultaneously ruined by reputation with my old Washington cronies and my new Washington colleagues.

by Anonymousreply 60November 24, 2021 3:29 AM

I'm the ultra-violent horror movies. Didn't think it was bloody enough? Don't worry. The unrated version is coming to DVD.

by Anonymousreply 61November 24, 2021 3:30 AM

Im Aylliah before Beyoncé stole my spot light.

by Anonymousreply 62November 24, 2021 3:31 AM

I'm the Pussycat Dolls which you might as well call "Nicole Scherzinger and some backup dancers."

by Anonymousreply 63November 24, 2021 3:33 AM

I'm having conversations with myself again.

by Anonymousreply 64November 24, 2021 3:35 AM

I’m about to drop a Glitter BOMB on you bitches and then check myself into the crazy house because I keep seeing rainbows and butterflies. My pussy hurts from all that Derek Jeter dick I got in the late 90s, but it was well worth it.

by Anonymousreply 65November 24, 2021 3:35 AM

i'm a flash mob

by Anonymousreply 66November 24, 2021 3:39 AM

I'm the stingray that killed Steve Irwin. No, you won't find the actual video; just mockups.

by Anonymousreply 67November 24, 2021 3:41 AM

R61 What's DVD?

by Anonymousreply 68November 24, 2021 3:44 AM

I'm the two weeks where Rudy Giuliani wasn't a contemptible joke.

by Anonymousreply 69November 24, 2021 3:46 AM

I am Cane's.

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by Anonymousreply 70November 24, 2021 3:48 AM

I'm John Lennon getting shot.

by Anonymousreply 71November 24, 2021 3:48 AM

I’m one of the silly people who stood in line and bought the Iphone 1 at the Manhattan apple glass cube on 59th street. It was a fun day and I miss that phone.

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by Anonymousreply 72November 24, 2021 3:50 AM

I'm Natalee Holloway disappearing in Aruba.

by Anonymousreply 73November 24, 2021 3:51 AM

I'm Robert Blake and I was acquitted.

by Anonymousreply 74November 24, 2021 3:52 AM

R73, I’m Nancy Grace and you taught me how to exploit crimes involving women, whether they were victims or perpetrators, well into the 2010s.

by Anonymousreply 75November 24, 2021 4:06 AM

I'm Lindsey Lohan getting Wilmer Valderrama's giant D.

by Anonymousreply 76November 24, 2021 5:02 AM

I'm "link me".

by Anonymousreply 77November 24, 2021 5:04 AM

I'm the inexplicable popularity of yellow Livestrong wristbands.

by Anonymousreply 78November 24, 2021 5:09 AM

I'm Facebook (someday to be called Meta). I'm just getting my feet wet in the 2000s and you thought I was harmless, friending all of your old loser friends from high school and posting your vacation photos. Little did you know I was busily working away, collecting all your data and profiling you. Someday I will become a worldwide source of propaganda and even influence a Presidential election.

by Anonymousreply 79November 24, 2021 5:11 AM

I’m Larry King. Hello, Tallahassee, you’re on the air!

by Anonymousreply 80November 24, 2021 5:31 AM

I'm pleather.

by Anonymousreply 81November 24, 2021 5:41 AM

I'm the JNCO jeans

by Anonymousreply 82November 24, 2021 5:42 AM

I’m SUVs festooned with American flags.

by Anonymousreply 83November 24, 2021 5:42 AM

I'm Google.

I changed the web forever, starting by making web search really work. My success marks the web 2.0 revolution, confirms the decline of Yahoo and AOL, and death of the likes of Alta Vista.

I go on to launch Google maps, which instantly becomes the standard (killing MapQuest in the process). I launch Gmail, making webmail with infinite free storage a reality. I buy YouTube and launch Android, cementing my relevance for decades to come.

by Anonymousreply 84November 24, 2021 5:56 AM

I'm Britney Bitch!

by Anonymousreply 85November 24, 2021 6:11 AM

I’m Elian Gonzalez. Remember when my story seemed like the worst thing in America ever?

by Anonymousreply 86November 24, 2021 6:33 AM

I’m dressy jeans and a going-out top.

by Anonymousreply 87November 24, 2021 2:00 PM

I'm the identity crisis, not knowing if OP is referring to the century of the first decade of the century. I'm gonna go with the century.

by Anonymousreply 88November 24, 2021 2:58 PM

I’m frosted tips.

by Anonymousreply 89November 24, 2021 3:12 PM

I’m seashell necklaces from Hollister.

by Anonymousreply 90November 24, 2021 3:12 PM

I'm Enron

by Anonymousreply 91November 24, 2021 3:25 PM

Hi Frosted Tips! I’m First Lady Laura “Pickles” Bush.

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by Anonymousreply 92November 24, 2021 3:29 PM

I'm the Dixie Chicks. We don't like Bush.

by Anonymousreply 93November 24, 2021 3:38 PM

I’m artisanal denim.

by Anonymousreply 94November 24, 2021 3:53 PM

I am Grindr and Scruff and Tinder.

by Anonymousreply 95November 24, 2021 5:17 PM

I am a OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 96November 24, 2021 5:18 PM

I'm the MySpace friends list. I cause lots of drama. Why is that bitch Jennifer your #1 friend and not me?

by Anonymousreply 97November 24, 2021 6:17 PM

I'm Ricky Martin. Can you believe that Barbara Walters had the gall to ask if I'm gay?!

by Anonymousreply 98November 24, 2021 6:20 PM

I'm Borders Books! I'm run by a schlumpy nerd named Jeff Bezos.

by Anonymousreply 99November 24, 2021 6:26 PM

I'm the Gilmore Girls

by Anonymousreply 100November 24, 2021 6:27 PM

I'm a DELL

by Anonymousreply 101November 24, 2021 6:29 PM

I'm the Netflix DVD service, where you'd sign up to rent a DVD they'd mail out to you. If it was a really popular title, you'd have to put your name in the queue and wait.

by Anonymousreply 102November 24, 2021 6:29 PM

I'm the immortal matching denim Britney and Justin outfits! I will be a Halloween costume forever!

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by Anonymousreply 103November 24, 2021 6:32 PM

I'm Blockbuster

by Anonymousreply 104November 24, 2021 6:34 PM

I’m Redbox.

by Anonymousreply 105November 24, 2021 6:35 PM

I'm CDs, round plastic discs you would carry around to play music! Only about an hour's worth at a time though, I couldn't hold that much data.

by Anonymousreply 106November 24, 2021 6:39 PM

I’m SnapChat.

by Anonymousreply 107November 24, 2021 6:40 PM

I'm pentium 3

by Anonymousreply 108November 24, 2021 6:50 PM

I'm everyone's favorite hen party, The View! Even though I launched in the late 90s, I really got the cat fights and water cooler talk going in the 2000s.

by Anonymousreply 109November 24, 2021 6:54 PM

I'm Usher, making it rain at the strip club.

by Anonymousreply 110November 24, 2021 7:44 PM

I'm an iPod. I'm so much smaller, more convenient, and modern than a portable CD player.

by Anonymousreply 111November 24, 2021 7:47 PM

I'm Limewire. I take 4 hours to download one song and I give your PC viruses.

by Anonymousreply 112November 24, 2021 8:55 PM

I am one of the greatest film villains in cinema history, Heath Ledger's Joker.

by Anonymousreply 113November 24, 2021 9:25 PM

I'm Britney's VMA performances (the snake around the neck, making out with Madonna, poorly lip syncing and moving like a zombie) that everybody talked about for days.

by Anonymousreply 114November 24, 2021 9:35 PM

I'm Blackwater

by Anonymousreply 115November 24, 2021 10:40 PM

I'm Kazaa, Limewire's inferior ancestor that will allow you to download a whole porn movie in 1 week!

by Anonymousreply 116November 24, 2021 10:50 PM

I'm R Kelly, reveling in memories of peeing on girls faces and I will never get caught, damnit!

by Anonymousreply 117November 24, 2021 10:51 PM

I'm indie rock.

by Anonymousreply 118November 25, 2021 1:01 AM

I"m binders full of women!

by Anonymousreply 119November 25, 2021 1:02 AM

I’m Rafalca, the dancing horse!

by Anonymousreply 120November 25, 2021 1:29 AM

I’m Sonique.

Your love it feels so good

And that's what takes me high

Higher than I've been before

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by Anonymousreply 121November 25, 2021 1:39 AM

I'm the Strokes saving rock and roll.

by Anonymousreply 122November 25, 2021 2:04 AM

[quote] I am one of the greatest film villains in cinema history, Heath Ledger's Joker.

I did not like Heath Ledger in his role as “Joker”.

by Anonymousreply 123November 25, 2021 2:11 AM

"Ga-ga-ooh-la-la"

by Anonymousreply 124November 25, 2021 2:12 AM

We’re (the unfortunately returning) corduroy platform shoes and chunky-square high heels!

by Anonymousreply 125November 25, 2021 2:15 AM

I’m Room for Squares.

by Anonymousreply 126November 25, 2021 2:16 AM

I’m the Real World New Orleans.

by Anonymousreply 127November 25, 2021 2:17 AM

I'm the awful "pouf" hairstyle

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by Anonymousreply 128November 25, 2021 2:38 AM

I'm the VERY orange proms

by Anonymousreply 129November 25, 2021 2:39 AM

I am "The Decider" and I'm also an idiot

by Anonymousreply 130November 25, 2021 3:07 AM

I'm the Geico caveman.

by Anonymousreply 131November 25, 2021 4:07 AM

I'm the fratboy neanderthal quoting the latest Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller comedy vehicle.

by Anonymousreply 132November 25, 2021 4:17 AM

I'm the Foo Fighters.

by Anonymousreply 133November 25, 2021 5:51 AM

I'm the meth period.

by Anonymousreply 134November 25, 2021 6:18 AM

I'm appletinis.

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by Anonymousreply 135November 25, 2021 6:20 AM

Even though I started in the late 90s, I really was more of a 2000's show: I'm DL love to hate it fave Sex and the City! Just four horny gals looking for cock in the Big Apple! I will live on well past the 2000s with movies and sequels and play forever in reruns and memes posted by fraus on Facebook. I will outlive all of you DLers!!!!

by Anonymousreply 136November 25, 2021 7:22 AM

I’m the beginning of the downfall of society, fashion and art.

by Anonymousreply 137November 25, 2021 10:49 AM

I'm Society. I begin to crumble after 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 138November 25, 2021 11:19 AM

Crack a nut! A good luck wish 🤞🍀 r58

by Anonymousreply 139November 25, 2021 3:44 PM

I'm Norah Jones. Please don't tell anyone I'm Indian!

by Anonymousreply 140November 25, 2021 3:50 PM

R52 But, still, which newspapers do you read?

by Anonymousreply 141November 25, 2021 3:56 PM

I'm Nelly Furtado switching back and forth from spiritual hippie to sexy hip-hop girl at the drop of a hat.

by Anonymousreply 142November 25, 2021 4:32 PM

R142, she really did do that a lot. I wasn't surprised when everything she did after Loose bombed.

by Anonymousreply 143November 25, 2021 4:33 PM

Hollaback Girl!

by Anonymousreply 144November 25, 2021 4:34 PM

r140 What do you want them to think you are?

by Anonymousreply 145November 25, 2021 10:04 PM

I'm Amy Winehouse!

by Anonymousreply 146November 25, 2021 10:07 PM

Who is the weirdo posting stuff not from the 2000's.

by Anonymousreply 147November 25, 2021 10:07 PM

[quote] What do you want them to think you are?

I'm white! White!

by Anonymousreply 148November 25, 2021 10:32 PM

R147, it's the person who has no idea that the 00s and 10s are different decades.

by Anonymousreply 149November 25, 2021 10:32 PM

I'm Juicy Couture. Or Ed Hardy.

by Anonymousreply 150November 25, 2021 10:33 PM

I'm the iPod. You can throw all those CDs away now.

by Anonymousreply 151November 25, 2021 10:36 PM

I'm Abercrombie and Fitch. And Hollister.

by Anonymousreply 152November 25, 2021 11:24 PM

I'm all the viral shock porn videos: Two Kids, One Sandbox. Two Girls and a Cup. Pain Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 153November 26, 2021 1:23 AM

I'm early internet. I hold the promise of a free, connected, and democratic future.

by Anonymousreply 154November 26, 2021 2:33 AM

I'm Pete Wentz! Please ignore my obnoxious haircut and disturbingly-shaped mouth and meet my beautiful wife, Ashlee, and our new baby, Bronx Mowgli!

by Anonymousreply 155November 26, 2021 2:33 AM

I'm Rachel Zoe, championing the pin-thin boho-blonde big-sunglasses look over in Los Angeles.

by Anonymousreply 156November 26, 2021 2:46 AM

I am a hipster. I like to wear beanies and ride around Williamsburg on my ironically retro bike. Everyone hates me.

by Anonymousreply 157November 26, 2021 4:21 AM

I'm a clean-cut but perverted looking former mormon Sean Ostler sucking straight guys dicks online.

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by Anonymousreply 158November 26, 2021 8:08 AM

I'm Julian Casablancas, keeping grunge alive in the era of bling. I start wearing a white belt with my low-rise pants. Hipster boys everywhere will copy the look.

by Anonymousreply 159November 26, 2021 4:25 PM

I'm the RIhanna haircut from Umbrella

by Anonymousreply 160November 26, 2021 4:35 PM

We are Kate and Jon Gosselin and as much as you find us insufferable just you wait until the Duggars come along!

by Anonymousreply 161November 26, 2021 4:58 PM

I’m the fat kid epidemic

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by Anonymousreply 162November 27, 2021 2:57 AM

I'm the internet that gets disconnected if somebody picks up the phone.

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by Anonymousreply 163November 27, 2021 3:08 AM

I’m the AOL CDs. 💿

by Anonymousreply 164November 27, 2021 3:16 AM

I'm the trashy girls who have to pretend to be attracted to Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels so I can be on TV.

by Anonymousreply 165November 27, 2021 3:21 AM

R164, was that still a thing in the 00s? I associate that more with the 90s.

by Anonymousreply 166November 27, 2021 3:24 AM

I'm your 401k, I'm like a hot tempestuous partner you love to take to dinner parties to show off. By the end of the decade I've drunk all the champaign, got in a fight with your boss and I'm vomiting into the toilet and screaming abuse at your parents. But don't dump me!!! You'll live to regret THAT decision buddy.

by Anonymousreply 167November 27, 2021 3:41 AM

I'm Tyra Banks. I have one thing to say to you....kiss my FAT ASS!

by Anonymousreply 168November 27, 2021 3:43 AM

I'm Blu Ray, DVD's more sophisticated sister!

by Anonymousreply 169November 27, 2021 4:33 AM

We're new best friends Tammy Faye MESSNER and Ron Jeremy! Aren't we heartwarming?

by Anonymousreply 170November 27, 2021 4:42 AM

I’m Naomi Campbell and hurling phones is my calling card.

by Anonymousreply 171November 27, 2021 12:56 PM

I'm the trashy dating MTV dating shows (Parental Control, Room Raiders, NEXT) that everyone knows are fake but watch anyway for the entertainment value.

by Anonymousreply 172November 27, 2021 2:05 PM

I’m Twilo, Junior Vasquez, Sunday mornings, a hit of E, and a snort of K off a gorgeous Rican bubble butt,

I WAS FABULOUS.

by Anonymousreply 173November 27, 2021 2:54 PM

I am Octomom. Followed by Balloon Boy.

by Anonymousreply 174November 27, 2021 3:13 PM

I am Barnes and Noble and Borders Books. I think I own the future.

by Anonymousreply 175November 27, 2021 3:14 PM

I am Social Media and the iPhone. I will destroy society in the Tens and Twenties.

by Anonymousreply 176November 27, 2021 3:15 PM

[quote] I think I own the future.

I am the IBM. I am the future.

by Anonymousreply 177November 27, 2021 4:53 PM

I'm Wonky McValtrex. 178 replies and nobody mentioned meee!

I AM the 2000's!

by Anonymousreply 178November 28, 2021 12:55 AM

I'm Saddam Bin Laden

by Anonymousreply 179November 28, 2021 1:02 AM

I’m the War on [sic] Terror.

by Anonymousreply 180November 28, 2021 1:32 AM

I'm Sex and the City's relevance!

by Anonymousreply 181November 28, 2021 2:06 AM

I am George Bush...everyone hates me.Thank God for Trump though.-

by Anonymousreply 182November 28, 2021 3:15 AM

I'm the Queen Mother, just barely hangin' in there.

by Anonymousreply 183November 28, 2021 3:39 AM

Hey Mr. DJ, I'm Madonna's Music album. I make the people cum together.

by Anonymousreply 184November 28, 2021 5:27 AM

I'm the photoblogs and Myspace

by Anonymousreply 185November 28, 2021 6:41 AM

I'm MSN Chat!

I actually got dick from there in the early early 2000's.

by Anonymousreply 186November 28, 2021 6:45 AM

I'm the first few smallish cell phones who allow you to take pictures.

by Anonymousreply 187November 28, 2021 6:50 AM

I’m a picture taken in 2000 from a digital camera. Don’t try to zoom in!

by Anonymousreply 188November 28, 2021 6:56 AM

I'm the badass feeling of ending a call by snapping your flip phone shut

by Anonymousreply 189November 28, 2021 7:14 AM

I’m the glory days of Craigslist m4m.

by Anonymousreply 190November 28, 2021 12:55 PM

I'm Timbaland, I make everyone's album a hit.

by Anonymousreply 191November 28, 2021 6:14 PM

AOL instant messenger!

by Anonymousreply 192November 28, 2021 6:14 PM

[quote] I'm Timbaland, I make everyone's album a hit.

His name is Timberlake, silly.

by Anonymousreply 193November 28, 2021 6:19 PM

I'm burlesque, replacing stripper poles as the bullshit "female empowerment" hobby!

by Anonymousreply 194November 28, 2021 6:22 PM

Hi Burlesque/r194! I’m Moulin Rouge (2001).

by Anonymousreply 195November 28, 2021 6:37 PM

I'm the Myspace era outstretched arm selfie pose.

by Anonymousreply 196November 28, 2021 6:39 PM

I'm scene kids! I engage in a lot of the above.

by Anonymousreply 197November 28, 2021 6:39 PM

“Scene” and “scene”! What is “scene”?

by Anonymousreply 198November 28, 2021 6:44 PM

I'm the remake of a classic movie (or TV show) coming out each week.

by Anonymousreply 199November 28, 2021 7:03 PM

I'm Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a "China of the Imagination"!

by Anonymousreply 200November 28, 2021 7:16 PM

I'm the Boston Red Sox and won the World Series for the first time in 86 years.

by Anonymousreply 201November 28, 2021 7:48 PM

r198

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by Anonymousreply 202November 28, 2021 8:03 PM

I'm the split screen that changed the course of The View forever.

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by Anonymousreply 203November 28, 2021 8:18 PM

I'm the USB flash drive, invented in 2000! Eventually I will hold a really big load and you can put your entire hard drive on me!

by Anonymousreply 204November 28, 2021 8:23 PM

I'm W the worst president ever. There can never be any worse than me.

by Anonymousreply 205November 28, 2021 8:34 PM

Wow it really was a trashy decade and we’ve never recovered as a society.

by Anonymousreply 206November 28, 2021 8:40 PM

I’m the trashy Playboy accessories women loves briefly. I’m also The Gurls Next Door.

by Anonymousreply 207November 28, 2021 8:43 PM

I'm Two and a Half Men! I'm totally unfunny but will air for 12 years and forever in reruns!

by Anonymousreply 208November 28, 2021 9:01 PM

I'm Jessica Simpson. I'm not sure if Chicken of the Sea is chicken or tuna.

by Anonymousreply 209November 28, 2021 9:44 PM

I'm Papa Joe Simpson, waxing philosophical about my daughter's Double D's!

by Anonymousreply 210November 28, 2021 10:05 PM

I'm Joe Simpson, devoted heterosexual with my daughter's breasts in hand!

by Anonymousreply 211November 28, 2021 10:09 PM

I"m Ashley Simpson, greatest singer on earth! And it's totally my band's fault btw, not mine!

by Anonymousreply 212November 28, 2021 10:09 PM

I’m emo music.

by Anonymousreply 213November 29, 2021 2:17 AM

I'm Avatar. My 3D and fantastic visual effects make me a movie experience never to forget.

by Anonymousreply 214November 29, 2021 3:26 AM

Based on R202, scene fashion was punk with bright colors with a touch of 80s hair bands.

by Anonymousreply 215November 29, 2021 5:25 AM

I'm gay marriage, I didn't exist before.

by Anonymousreply 216November 29, 2021 1:35 PM

I'm Franz Fernidad, the band.

by Anonymousreply 217November 29, 2021 2:39 PM

I’m Paula Abdul.

by Anonymousreply 218November 29, 2021 4:48 PM

I'm strappy gladiator heels paired with denim dresses.

by Anonymousreply 219November 29, 2021 4:51 PM

I'm Bobby and Whitney. We love to dance in hotel gift shops while shopping for hemorrhoid creme.

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by Anonymousreply 220November 29, 2021 4:54 PM

I'm the blue dress with the semen stains on it

by Anonymousreply 221November 29, 2021 6:52 PM

I’m chunky highlights.

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by Anonymousreply 222November 29, 2021 7:58 PM

I'm Justin Guarini. I lost to a fat lesbian on this new singing show called American Idol.

It won't last.

by Anonymousreply 223November 29, 2021 9:00 PM

I’m Brian Dunkleman. This American Idol shit won’t last. I quit! Ryan can have this cheesefest. I have other opportunities.

by Anonymousreply 224November 29, 2021 9:15 PM

I’m Ryan Seaquest. Ima just keep pluggin’ away at this American Idol, see what comes it.

by Anonymousreply 225November 29, 2021 9:17 PM

[quote] I'm the blue dress with the semen stains on it

The 90s.

by Anonymousreply 226November 30, 2021 12:11 AM

I'm Green Day's last stand.

by Anonymousreply 227November 30, 2021 12:11 AM

I'm Malcolm in the Middle

by Anonymousreply 228November 30, 2021 2:22 AM

I’m 90210, The Facts of Life, and Brady Bunch.

by Anonymousreply 229November 30, 2021 2:31 AM

I’m the Vajazzle craze that brought bling to the front holes of America.

by Anonymousreply 230November 30, 2021 2:52 AM

I'm the shitty American Idol auditions, the most fun part of the show. You can't tell if the contestants are mentally ill or acting, but it was always a good time watching either way.

by Anonymousreply 231November 30, 2021 3:10 AM

I’m fat Anna Nicole Smith then skinny strung out Anna Nicole Smith all in one decade. RIP.

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by Anonymousreply 232November 30, 2021 3:21 AM

I'm the "a/s/l?" greeting in chatrooms.

by Anonymousreply 233November 30, 2021 4:02 AM

I'm 360p videos being labeled as HQ by youtube.

by Anonymousreply 234November 30, 2021 8:59 AM

I'm John Stewart putting the final nail in the coffin of Crossfire:

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by Anonymousreply 235November 30, 2021 11:33 AM

[quote] I'm the "a/s/l?" greeting in chatrooms.

American Sign Language?

by Anonymousreply 236November 30, 2021 2:16 PM

R236 it's the disease the Ice Bucket Challenge was made for, Rose.

by Anonymousreply 237November 30, 2021 7:31 PM

A/S/L is an initialism for age/sex/location used to inquire about someone’s profile information in online chat rooms, often with the intention of engaging in cybersex.

by Anonymousreply 238November 30, 2021 7:32 PM

I'm just turning 40.

by Anonymousreply 239November 30, 2021 7:33 PM

I'm the emaciated women pushed as the faces of beauty.

by Anonymousreply 240December 1, 2021 4:12 AM

I'm Lost! I'm either beloved or deeply hated by DL. You will never figure me out, even after a decade of analysis.

by Anonymousreply 241December 1, 2021 6:19 PM

R241, I wanna see dinasaurs.

by Anonymousreply 242December 1, 2021 6:32 PM
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