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Keanu Reeves reveals he’s been secretly married to Winona Ryder since 1992!

He decided to put a ring on it. Francis Ford Coppola hired the priest who presided over the wedding.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2021 3:14 PM

I did not know this.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2021 1:17 AM

I was the best man!

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2021 1:19 AM

They probably had a ceremony but I am guessing there was no marriage license, so legally not married.

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2021 1:40 AM

The honeymoon was a real dud.

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2021 1:41 AM

Why so? Is Knead bad in bed?

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2021 1:43 AM

Winona shoplifted the rings.

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2021 1:43 AM

So, this means, Winmoaner was with Johnny Depp while married to Keanu?

by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2021 1:44 AM

[quote] She revealed that she could have actually been married to her co-star for the past 26 years after swapping vows on the movie's set while recording a scene.

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by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2021 1:45 AM

Oh, this is old news. Supposedly a real priest "married" them on the set of their awful movie "Bram Stoker's Dracula." They like to bring it up from time to time in order to generate publicity.

Neither of them have ever REALLY been married. Ryder was in a highly publicized "engagement" with Johnny Depp but that didn't work out. I don't know if she was ever engaged to Dave Pirner, or Matt Damon, Daniel Day-Lewis...the list could go on and on. I think Reeves had a fiance who miscarried his baby and later died in a car accident.

Why have they never been married? Well Ryder is very mentally unstable, which probably has prevented her from wanting the commitment of marriage. And Reeves is rumored to be gay. although he showed up at some event with a gray haired woman he'd been friends with for years and people were swooning over the fact that he had a gray-haired girlfriend and wedding bells were predicted to chime.

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2021 1:51 AM

Do you, Crazyface, take Gay Aspie to be your lawfully wedded husband?

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2021 2:09 AM

[quote] Neither of them have ever REALLY been married.

Aww, that’s so sad. Do neither have children either? To be spinsters at their old age. Sad.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2021 2:25 AM

Kind of a shame they didn't marry and breed. Their kids would have been gorgeous.

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2021 3:07 AM

When the groom was confronted the bride's winona.

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by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2021 3:45 AM

Wait until I tell you in 30 years that Shawn and I were really, truly married. I'll show you bitches

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by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2021 3:55 AM

It's just a friendship marriage. I'm still not sure about Keanu's sexual orientation and possibly he isn't either.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2021 3:58 AM

Wait until you find out that Nick and I were never really, truly married

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by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2021 4:02 AM

K had my fave response to the question

Are you Gay?

Keanu: Well ya never can tell.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2021 4:02 AM

Ha! You want to see a secret fake marriage? ...

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by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2021 4:06 AM

Keanu has been partnered with artist Alexandra Grant for years. It's actually seems like a real relationship.

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by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2021 4:11 AM

Alexandra Grant is trans right?

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2021 4:14 AM

Who is the ugly Asian chick Keanu says he loved making out with.

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2021 4:16 AM

R20 She's transitioning to me.

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by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2021 4:23 AM

Winona is aging wonderfully

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2021 4:27 AM

[quote] Keanu has been partnered with artist Alexandra Grant for years. It's actually seems like a real relationship.

"Partnered" with her? I doubt that. They've never lived together. And it's not like they're seen together on any regular basis, either. I think he has a "real relationship" with her the way he has a "real relationship with Winona Ryder. That is to say, they're not in a romantic relationship but consider themselves friends.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2021 4:52 AM

^ Like wineona

by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2021 3:57 PM

What's happening to his face. It seems like his facial bones have grown, if that's even possible. He looks Neanderthal now. Winona, on the other hand looks good.

by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2021 11:04 PM

I agree . Although, Winona has no soul. She’s a haunted individual.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2021 11:28 PM

Come on. We all no Keanu's true love was River.

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2021 11:43 PM


by Anonymousreply 29November 24, 2021 11:44 PM

R28, and fake, phony Keanu betrayed River after his death . Keanu is a joke

by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2021 12:19 AM

^ Yeah he fucked me hard then pulled his uncut Canadian cock out and forced me to drink a speedball.

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by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2021 1:08 AM

R31, he knows the truth and ignored it for his own fame . His career skyrocketed after River’s murder

by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2021 1:20 AM

R32 Conspiracy theories make stupid people feel smart.

by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2021 1:22 AM

And also leaves them open to expensive slander and libel suits. Except those two legal terms generally eclipse the vocabulary or understanding of those making wild, unsubstantiated accusations.

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2021 8:57 AM

R34, time will tell . I would love a lawsuit ! I want this brought out in open court .

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2021 3:14 PM
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