*BREAKING NEWS: GREG’s GHOST HAUNTING CAPE COD BREAKING INTO KITCHENS. POPE WILL EXORCISE*
Greg’s ghost has been HAUNTING Cape Cod. He breaks into people’s kitchens and cooks strange COD dishes. Prunes, RAGU & FECES left everywhere. Bechamel cake in ovens. Greg’s ghost hole leaks noxious substances.
The CAPE COD residents have asked the POPE to perform an EXORCISM to get GREG evil spirit out. The POPE will use HOLY WATER and a FISHING ROD to banish GREG EVIL SPIRIT back to HELL. THE POPE is at great personal risk because GREG’S EVIL ANUS ODOR is that strong. GREG STENCH said to be worse than Donald Trump breath!!!!
GREG WAS KNOWN TO HAVE PERFORM SATANIC RITUALS WITH A COD, RAGU, PRUNES, BECHAMEL AND A LOCK OF ALOK BUTT HAIRS
|by Anonymous||reply 16||November 28, 2021 8:15 PM
I think it can be safely said that one truly has no life when they have nothing better to do with their time than stalk/troll an anonymous poster on an internet message board.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||November 23, 2021 8:07 PM
^^ THAT IS RICH COMING FROM YOU BORIS
|by Anonymous||reply 2||November 23, 2021 8:08 PM
Greg Fishsticks was dating a nice FTM dude who is heartbroken that Greg’s asshole exploded and he DEAD.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||November 26, 2021 3:50 AM
Oh, for the love of your mother's rotting teats, would you please shut up, you asshole.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||November 26, 2021 3:55 AM
You sound like a fucking idiot. Nothing you say is funny. Shut the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||November 26, 2021 4:00 AM
It's transphobic to tell OP to shut up.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||November 26, 2021 4:04 AM
"First, the room got really, really cold...like bone chilling cold."
"And then I was overcome by the more heinous smell ever...like rotting fish and cheap spaghetti sauce."
|by Anonymous||reply 7||November 26, 2021 4:08 AM
the World has come to an END!!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||November 26, 2021 4:08 AM
Poor Greg Fishsticks. What is this world coming to when a sock puppet is blown up while dildoing his hole with a lively Cod?
Sadly, the DM reported Cod and feces landed in Nantucket and the odor is so bad residents have had to evacuate. Such a tragedy Mr. Fishsticks caused with his dirty hole, a boisterous Cod and some bad recipes.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||November 26, 2021 5:12 AM
R7 You will have to call a Priest!!!!
Find one with a fish net.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||November 26, 2021 5:14 AM
The Rites of Exorcism will include several fresh cod and an entire case of Prunes plus one copy of “The Art of the Deal.”
|by Anonymous||reply 11||November 26, 2021 12:28 PM
Greg Fishsticks is now purported to be a demon. A foul odor has been noted in many homes on Cape Cod. The Television show “A Haunting” is investigating for a show entitled “Aged Crabby Queen’s Sock Puppet and Cod Dildo Explodes.”
|by Anonymous||reply 12||November 27, 2021 11:54 AM
How pathetic and stupid you sound, OP. Now leave us alone!
|by Anonymous||reply 14||November 28, 2021 1:32 PM
Untreated mental illness is a sad thing. This person is a textbook case of this reality.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||November 28, 2021 1:35 PM