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*BREAKING NEWS: GREG’s GHOST HAUNTING CAPE COD BREAKING INTO KITCHENS. POPE WILL EXORCISE*

*BREAKING NEWS*

Greg’s ghost has been HAUNTING Cape Cod. He breaks into people’s kitchens and cooks strange COD dishes. Prunes, RAGU & FECES left everywhere. Bechamel cake in ovens. Greg’s ghost hole leaks noxious substances.

The CAPE COD residents have asked the POPE to perform an EXORCISM to get GREG evil spirit out. The POPE will use HOLY WATER and a FISHING ROD to banish GREG EVIL SPIRIT back to HELL. THE POPE is at great personal risk because GREG’S EVIL ANUS ODOR is that strong. GREG STENCH said to be worse than Donald Trump breath!!!!

GREG WAS KNOWN TO HAVE PERFORM SATANIC RITUALS WITH A COD, RAGU, PRUNES, BECHAMEL AND A LOCK OF ALOK BUTT HAIRS

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2021 8:15 PM

I think it can be safely said that one truly has no life when they have nothing better to do with their time than stalk/troll an anonymous poster on an internet message board.

by Anonymousreply 1November 23, 2021 8:07 PM

^^ THAT IS RICH COMING FROM YOU BORIS

by Anonymousreply 2November 23, 2021 8:08 PM

Greg Fishsticks was dating a nice FTM dude who is heartbroken that Greg’s asshole exploded and he DEAD.

by Anonymousreply 3November 26, 2021 3:50 AM

Oh, for the love of your mother's rotting teats, would you please shut up, you asshole.

by Anonymousreply 4November 26, 2021 3:55 AM

You sound like a fucking idiot. Nothing you say is funny. Shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 5November 26, 2021 4:00 AM

It's transphobic to tell OP to shut up.

by Anonymousreply 6November 26, 2021 4:04 AM

"First, the room got really, really cold...like bone chilling cold."

"And then I was overcome by the more heinous smell ever...like rotting fish and cheap spaghetti sauce."

by Anonymousreply 7November 26, 2021 4:08 AM

the World has come to an END!!

by Anonymousreply 8November 26, 2021 4:08 AM

Poor Greg Fishsticks. What is this world coming to when a sock puppet is blown up while dildoing his hole with a lively Cod?

Sadly, the DM reported Cod and feces landed in Nantucket and the odor is so bad residents have had to evacuate. Such a tragedy Mr. Fishsticks caused with his dirty hole, a boisterous Cod and some bad recipes.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2021 5:12 AM

R7 You will have to call a Priest!!!!

Find one with a fish net.

by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2021 5:14 AM

The Rites of Exorcism will include several fresh cod and an entire case of Prunes plus one copy of “The Art of the Deal.”

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2021 12:28 PM

Greg Fishsticks is now purported to be a demon. A foul odor has been noted in many homes on Cape Cod. The Television show “A Haunting” is investigating for a show entitled “Aged Crabby Queen’s Sock Puppet and Cod Dildo Explodes.”

by Anonymousreply 12November 27, 2021 11:54 AM

Greg Fishstix

by Anonymousreply 13November 27, 2021 3:57 PM

How pathetic and stupid you sound, OP. Now leave us alone!

by Anonymousreply 14November 28, 2021 1:32 PM

Untreated mental illness is a sad thing. This person is a textbook case of this reality.

by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2021 1:35 PM

Fuck off Boris^^

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2021 8:15 PM
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