Chrissy Teigen's new eyebrows

She’s clearly bored at home.

She keeps fucking with her face, but she is still going to be unhappy no matter what she does to her looks.

NO. ONE. GIVES. A. SHIT. OP

How terrifying !!! She isnt voing to quit this plastic surgery tillshe looks like a freak and she is well on her way to that end.

They are not an improvement.

Can they transplant a mustache too?

I want to look just like Leonid Brezhnev!

Ok … shes the one who just lost her baby ? Boo hoo Woman here — I too was a victim of the overplucking …newsflash to no one who cares: for a while I used Latisse on brows and it kinda worked. Works well for lashes

Then I started using Rogaine - the 5% one for men only—- IT IS A MIRACLE — a little dab am and pm — and it works for hair thinning too—

I don’t get people who say —/ but what a hassle— everyday —- ???? Yes asshole I prefer to have hair

Jesus Christ. John Legend better fucking watch his back.

[quote]Chrissy Teigen once said, “Everything about me is fake except my cheeks.” Then she got the fat sucked outta her cheeks, so now they’re kinda fake too. As of this weekend, we can officially add “eyebrows” to the list of phony features, cuz Chrissy took to Instagram to reveal that she got an eyebrow transplant. Nope, not microblading; it’s an actual hair transplant for your brows. Apparently, [bold]Chrissy’s beloved plastic surgeon, Dr. Jason Diamond, took hairs from the back of her head and used them to create new eyebrows[/bold]. I would have harvested the hair from her pubes, but, hey, I’m no Dr. Jason B. Diamond, M.D., F.A.C.S.

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[quote]In another Story she wrote, “…it’s so cool to have brows again! teens: do not pluck them all off like i did!!” Ah, so Chrissy was a victim of the early 2000s Sperm Brow craze. The pics confirm it. Here’s a virtually unrecognizable young Chrissy serving Uncle Leo-realness back in high school:

I don't care about Chrissy Teigen but this is interesting, can you transplant hair anywhere? Could someone get a hair transplant to look like Chaka from Land of the Lost? The human hair trade is pretty shady, people sell hair (or it's forcibly taken from them) in undeveloped countries in order to make hair extensions so it's not like there's a shortage of hair. Yes, I'm talking nonsense but considering the things people do to themselves... amputating healthy arms & legs, surgery & full body tattoos to look like animals, etc. this isn't completely beyond the pale.

What a beast.

Meaningless

She has really cute kids and John seems to adore her (or is he afraid of her?). She seems like an empty vessel.

I know she's a big time model but I've never noticed her much until she married John Legend and became an active social media user and calling out everyone and their dog online. She is pretty average looking to me, I'm gay but I can still recognize female beauty. Nothing about Chrissy stands out. I'm boggled how she became a model and famous too. Aren't models supposed to be unique-looking?

So she's going for the "2001 Drowned and Bloated Brooke Shield Look" now?

If so, she's almost there.

Why does she want bushy cave-woman eyebrows? That is so 2018-2020. The trend now is thinner natural brows, closer to the 90s look but not as severe. At least among the young crowd. Maybe that explains it right there. She's old and trying to be trendy but missed the trend by a few years?

She never was a "big time model," R14.

Wasn't she the one that crashed a Zoom table read that her husband was participating in and cringed them all out? I still don't know where this woman came from other than being married to a singer.

r10 She looks so Native American in that pic.

R10, my brother once wondered aloud if he could use Rogaine on his feet to look like a hobbit.

[quote]Chrissy Teigen's new guybrows

There, OP. Fixed it for you.

I think this woman might actually rival Porter for the title of "Queen Of The Attention Whores".

Is she Mulatto?

R18 My favorite clip...ever! No one outbitches 👑 Julia!!!

NO WIRE HANGERS......EVER!!

Ugly woman. Models used to be beautiful

Chrissy can ditch me but she's still a whore.

Is she having a nervous breakdown? Gdamn woman, enjoy your millions and just do some fucking charity work! The unquenchable thirst is a worse look than those brows.

I had to Wikipedia to confirm that this is the gal who had the tragic stillbirth all over social media not too long ago. She had made a fast recovery . Channeling all that love loss and sadness into her eyebrows

And yes you could use rogaine on your feet or anywhere

I’m Baby Jack and I approve those brows!

R24 - suffering through her wonky eye for that 30 second clip was worth it to see Morgan Freeman's and Ray Liotta's faces.

R31 LMAO, I don’t know why John and Chrissy thought that the “spontaneous “unplanned” quirky moment” would go over well with that crowd. Clearly they know nothing about Julia, the original Regina George

This bitch.

Paging Meagan Good!

I wonder if Colton will get into this.

It's nice to see Ernest Borgnine after all this time.

Maybe they can attach her cawk back on.

She is meaningless.

The ever fashionable Golda Meir brows.

Please undo her!

If CT's new eyebrows are harvested from the hair on her scalp does that mean they will keep growing until they reach Leonid Brezhnev proportions?

Isn’t Chrissy Teigen overdressed, fellow A-Lister Jen Aniston? Hahah, I only look that fancy at an Oscar® Brunch.

Dogfood Teigen

[quote] If CT's new eyebrows are harvested from the hair on her scalp does that mean they will keep growing until they reach Leonid Brezhnev proportions?

Yes, she would need to get them cut every 6 weeks or she would look like Cousin Itt.

I feel bad for her kids, once they are not young and cute and she can't use them for social media likes she will have no use for them.

Just more lipstick on the pig.

R20 thats wassooo funny, thanks for the laugh !!!!

Why does she hate herself ? She has the always sour attitude of an ex LA streetwalker. So full of loathing.

I think Chrissy Teigen is one of those people who just got in over her head. She got so far into her image that she doesn't know where to go from here.

And she was quite pretty. She's gotten a bit older and had too much filler or something, but she's not horrible looking by a longshot.

She looks like a baboon's ass

She looks like a cashier in a cheap Thai takeout restaurant. Very early 2000’s.

Her Thanksgiving tweet confirms her as a bitter harridan. Fuck her.

R52. Exactly. She has learned nothing. She’s still the ugly, hateful person she was and always will be.

There's a very distinct late-60s early-70s shiny-faced, over-processed look that Chrissy has, it was a weird time and the look always made otherwise lovely women look cheap. The thing with Chrissy is that she looks cheap BEFORE she overdoes it with the fillers and all the makeup that's meant to make her look dewy.

She mocks John all the time and he just eats shit with a smile on his face. What a wimp.

Dog Food Teigen just turned 36. Damn, I thought she was close to 50 years old

The transplanted hair looks bad at first, but they fall out and grow back. They will have the same texture as the donor hair.

How are Chrissy’s brows today?

Eyebrows look best when they’re quite a bit faded / thinning.

Two HOT male examples:

•Supermodel Jarrod Scott

•this corny Instagram “family humor” guy linked below

I personally would rather have thinning eyebrows that are maybe only 50% there, than get an eyebrow TRANSPLANT to make them thicker/taller/darker.

She looks quite masculine

Oh, sweetie did you really think you were gonna get that one past a queen cunt? Like hell my darling. Every once in a while I like to tune in and see Julia Roberts is still the Gen X dame of cunt.

Too bad she didn’t get a lip transplant. She is a very mean bully and I wish she would have disappeared permanently. She is now choosing to change her face, because it’s too difficult to stop drinking and change her mean hardened heart. Changing you face won’t make you disappear, honey. I have friends who know her and she is quite a piece of work. John is cheating on her, too.

Why is her heart so hard and mean?

r62 is John cheating with a man or woman? She has got to be exhausting to deal with.

R64 I won’t say.

r65 I wasn't asking for a name, but interesting you won't say what sex

John seems like such a suck up that I don't care much for him either, but I hope he dumps her and she becomes a social pariah.

I read somewhere once that Michael Jackson had his eyebrows tattooed on.

R24 Ray Liotta and Morgan Freeman were not having it in that clip. How embarrassing! Uncomfortable to watch.

R62 Ooooohhh tell more

Say what you will but Julia Roberts was an actress and at one time the 'IT' girl. What has Chrissy accomplished besides snagging a rich husband? Her mother cooks most of her food for those "cookbooks" of hers.

She was on Ellen, those two bitchy bullies deserve each other. No I don't watch the show, it showed up on my Facebook feed.

If these hairs were harvested from the back of her head, wouldn’t the transplants hairs grow and grow?

Yes r73 she will have to trim them. She has professionals to help her but if you had to maintain them by yourself I would think that could get tricky.

Is Chrissy fully “back” now, being sassy and unfiltered on social media?

She can't do anything with her kids without posting it. She posted a picture of her in the tub with them. She did get a little backlash but most of her fans of course kissed her butt. She wants adulation just for acting like a mom sometimes.

Tell her Joan Crawford wants her eyebrows back.

When is this cunt not looking for attention? If chopping her tits off meant that she would get unlimited attention, she'd do it in a heartbeat.

She's has gotten so annoying after the dead fetus incident

She’s also either Facetuned /contoured the fuck out of her nose or on had an acrual nose job in the pic on the right. She’s also late to the full brow game- it’s been at least 2 years already. I guarantee you she’ll be plucking the shit out of them in 1-2 years.