I know this topic has been discussed here before but it's time to discuss it again.
- Thoughts and Prayers
- Resting comfortably
- No worries
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I know this topic has been discussed here before but it's time to discuss it again.
- Thoughts and Prayers
- Resting comfortably
- No worries
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 7, 2022 10:11 PM |
That's the Tweet. That's it.
So, this just happened...
I did a thing...
THIS.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 22, 2021 3:37 PM |
"He's in a better place". Fuck no, he's not. He's in a box in the ground. That is not a better place.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 22, 2021 3:38 PM |
Hallelujah he dead.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 22, 2021 3:39 PM |
Didn’t we just do this two weeks ago?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 22, 2021 3:40 PM |
It is what it is - so trite, overused, and I hate it!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 22, 2021 3:41 PM |
"Didn’t we just do this two weeks ago?"
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 22, 2021 3:41 PM |
Passed away.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 22, 2021 3:42 PM |
Happy Monday, OP!
Two days from now I’ll come back here and wish you a Happy Hump Day!
Then two days after that, I’ll come back to say TGIF!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 22, 2021 3:44 PM |
These two are usually spoken as a pair- He's in good spirits and resting comfortably( even though he's had both legs and arms amputated)
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 22, 2021 3:44 PM |
Social Media- I don't like that phrase or title
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2021 3:45 PM |
Pashed away.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 22, 2021 3:47 PM |
Everything happens for a reason.
Uh, no, bad shit happens and there is no logic or reason for it.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 22, 2021 3:47 PM |
[quote]Fuck no, he's not. He's in a box in the ground.
Unless he died in a grease fire. Then he's probably just a pile of ashes, all scattered here and there.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 22, 2021 3:52 PM |
hot take
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 22, 2021 3:59 PM |
restorative justice
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 22, 2021 3:59 PM |
No words.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 22, 2021 4:00 PM |
- Thoughts and Prayers
- Resting comfortably
- No worries
Those saying sound quite soothing. OP must be a hateful, bitter psychocunt.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2021 4:02 PM |
Literal Violence
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 22, 2021 4:02 PM |
Frauie Fraustein at r17 just got off the Frautown Trolley to Frautown.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 22, 2021 4:08 PM |
'ADORBS' ! Squealed at a high pitch from the theatre queen at the front desk of my office.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2021 4:08 PM |
R7 personally I prefer, “s/he finished living”.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | November 22, 2021 4:10 PM |
We ask that your respect our privacy at this difficult time.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | November 22, 2021 4:11 PM |
r19, Frauie should have taken the trolley all the way to Frautown instead of getting off at the Datalounge stop.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 22, 2021 4:12 PM |
-Thoughts and prayers
-You/we got this
by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 22, 2021 4:34 PM |
(I'm) just sayin'
it is what it is
Gosh, can't believe some people believe statements are incomplete without those meaningless and insubstantial phrases.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | November 22, 2021 4:37 PM |
Fuck you, bitch
by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 22, 2021 4:51 PM |
Easy peesy
by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 22, 2021 4:52 PM |
Another vote for "it is what it is". Five words to express absolutely nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 22, 2021 4:52 PM |
You do you.
Do better.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | November 22, 2021 4:54 PM |
Be the best version of me possible.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | November 22, 2021 4:58 PM |
Not a saying, per se, but I immediately lose interest in instahos who give us the finger.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | November 22, 2021 5:00 PM |
Words: veggies, evoo.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2021 5:01 PM |
Agree to disagree.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2021 5:05 PM |
Prayer warriors.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | November 22, 2021 5:20 PM |
"Growing" used in the place of "increasing", e.g "our company is growing its investment in xyz".
by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 22, 2021 5:23 PM |
No means no.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | November 22, 2021 5:25 PM |
You're a rockstar!
by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 22, 2021 5:26 PM |
"Holy Crap!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 38 | November 22, 2021 5:28 PM |
"because reasons"
by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 22, 2021 5:31 PM |
My relationship would have died a long time ago if we didn't use some of these trite sayings. Occasionally, trite is the way to go so we can move on. I would include those in this list:
"It is what it is"
"Agree to Disagree"
"You do You"
"No Worries"
What other things are you bitches suggesting we should say to each other when we want to avoid an argument over something petty?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | November 22, 2021 5:31 PM |
R40 I have a different opinion, and I don't wish to argue with you at this time.
If I disagree with someone, I don't continue speaking if the conversation doesn't need it.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 22, 2021 5:33 PM |
God'll get you for that.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 22, 2021 5:36 PM |
Didn't see this one listed.
Haters gonna hate is as stupid as It is what it is.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 22, 2021 5:42 PM |
"Screw the haters!"
Often said when there aren't really many haters, but the poster wants to grab attention to inflame a victim complex.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 22, 2021 5:46 PM |
My heart goes out to you, op.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 22, 2021 5:51 PM |
Scantily clad
by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 22, 2021 5:55 PM |
Food insecure
- it’s a bland way of saying that some has to go hungry and skips meals frequently.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 22, 2021 6:00 PM |
Holy shit
by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 22, 2021 6:04 PM |
Awesome!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 22, 2021 6:16 PM |
Roxane Gay
by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 22, 2021 6:48 PM |
Do what
by Anonymous | reply 51 | November 22, 2021 7:11 PM |
deal space
by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 22, 2021 7:42 PM |
r40 types "Fluent in Cliché". I have a friend who is equally conversant. He probably says "the long and the short of it" ten times a day. Another favorite is "hit with the ugly stick" anytime he sees someone smoking. And like r40, he is aggravatingly fond of "it is what it is."
by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 22, 2021 8:00 PM |
Literally &
May you have a blessed day.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 22, 2021 8:07 PM |
Soak his meat.
As in I’m gonna soak my meat in your ass
by Anonymous | reply 55 | November 22, 2021 8:46 PM |
Mow n blow
by Anonymous | reply 56 | November 22, 2021 8:47 PM |
"At the end of the day..."
"I love you to the moon and back!"
by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 22, 2021 8:51 PM |
No problem, which seems to have been replaced by no worries.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | November 22, 2021 8:52 PM |
r58
by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 22, 2021 8:54 PM |
r58 "No problem" didn't bother me as much as its present-day substitute, "Perfect!"
by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 22, 2021 8:55 PM |
Living their best life
There's a reason for everything, God just hasn't shown it to me yet (REALLY?)
Fam-bam
by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 22, 2021 8:55 PM |
“My lived experience”
Is there any other kind of experience?
“You are goals.”
And you are brain dead.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 22, 2021 9:01 PM |
OOMF
by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 22, 2021 9:04 PM |
Suck fest
by Anonymous | reply 64 | November 22, 2021 9:11 PM |
"Ooey gooey" and "Crispy crunchy"
by Anonymous | reply 65 | November 22, 2021 9:16 PM |
"Crispy" instead of just "crisp."
"Fun" as an adjective instead of a noun. I know it's officially correct, but that does nothing to lessen my loathing.
It's no fun to hear people say "crispy."
by Anonymous | reply 66 | November 22, 2021 9:19 PM |
[quote]"I love you to the moon and back!"
YES, R57, I fucking hate that expression. It is so overused.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | November 22, 2021 9:19 PM |
"No problem"
by Anonymous | reply 68 | November 22, 2021 9:29 PM |
LOL.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | November 22, 2021 9:30 PM |
At the end of the day .... At this point in time.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | November 22, 2021 9:31 PM |
"Read to filth" "Could care less*
by Anonymous | reply 71 | November 22, 2021 9:35 PM |
African champagne being used to describe black guys piss.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | November 22, 2021 9:36 PM |
Ooh, yummy! Especially when you're referring to how my ass looks.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | November 22, 2021 9:39 PM |
I love "no worries," OP.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | November 22, 2021 9:40 PM |
r72
by Anonymous | reply 75 | November 22, 2021 9:43 PM |
Areright, or is it are right? Used as a filler word, a transitional word between different ideas, or an opening word before a video, or other presentation. I maintain it is not a real word, but rather a hackneyed slang version of the word alright or the words all right
Once I became annoyed by it, I began noticing it everywhere: used by surgeons and other physicians in medical videos, chefs doing cooking demonstrations, politicians, comedians, etc.
Its use is pervasive in the US. A teacher friend of mine (at a NJ Montessori school) insists it is indeed recognised here as a real word, albeit as slang or informal usage. It sounds terrible to me either way.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | November 22, 2021 9:53 PM |
Saying you put 110% effort in something. Why 110% why not 125%, why do you have to exaggerate?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | November 22, 2021 9:56 PM |
R38 I like "Holy Crap!", but I prefer "Holy Shit!", sorry R48. When the right people use it, it really works for them, especially when reserved for really shocking awful shite. It can be very unexpected at times, and I like that effect. It must not be overused, or it loses its coolness.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | November 22, 2021 10:03 PM |
Transwomen are women
by Anonymous | reply 79 | November 22, 2021 10:05 PM |
r78 r79
by Anonymous | reply 80 | November 22, 2021 10:16 PM |
Granular has become popular in corporate settings as a substitute for basic. All current biz jargon is false sounding really: pivoting, circling back, scalability, taking things offline, ugh!
by Anonymous | reply 81 | November 22, 2021 10:53 PM |
In my wheelhouse/Not in my wheelhouse!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | November 22, 2021 10:57 PM |
When someone posts a comment on Facebook or YouTube and the reply back is
“Totally agree!”
Irritates the hell out of me
by Anonymous | reply 83 | November 22, 2021 11:45 PM |
R5 I agree but it's true. What is a good alternative? I hate it when I say it!
by Anonymous | reply 84 | November 22, 2021 11:53 PM |
No worries.
I say this too much.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | November 23, 2021 12:04 AM |
"Let me be clear...."
by Anonymous | reply 86 | November 23, 2021 12:09 AM |
LITERALLY. This was literally my favorite food. That sound literally happened right next to me. I was literally about to say the same thing. This is literally what I'm talking about.
Literally
Literally
by Anonymous | reply 87 | November 23, 2021 12:15 AM |
In addition to my previous post, I'd also like to propose "areright already!" as equally loathsome.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | November 23, 2021 12:45 AM |
"Well, smell...her, you, him"...whomever. Where and when did this originate? Loathsome.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | November 23, 2021 1:54 AM |
"freeper"
by Anonymous | reply 90 | November 23, 2021 1:57 AM |
Mani-pedi. Sammies. Doggos. Kiddos.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | November 23, 2021 1:58 AM |
Prayers going up! Where? Your ass? Up into the man!?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | November 23, 2021 2:00 AM |
Intersectionality
by Anonymous | reply 93 | November 23, 2021 2:00 AM |
I hate NO WORRIES. If a wait-staff person says this to me, I want to deduct from their tip...but I don't because I'm a coward.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | November 23, 2021 2:07 AM |
My bad!
by Anonymous | reply 95 | November 23, 2021 2:08 AM |
"Alls I'm saying..." - I called out an ex-roommate on this all the time, and he didn't respond or give any indication that it bothered him. ...Until a year later, when he absoliutely EXPLODED. He never did correct it. But that was the least of his problems. Fuck that guy (just kidding...women are annoyed by him, and steer clear...as they should).
"Sorry for your loss." -Specifically on social media. You MAY be genuinely sorry, but tell me in a different manner, or not at all.
"I (or he, or she, or they) could care less." - When they CLEARLY mean the opposite...I want to slap people across the face with a garden weasel.
I'd add a few single words to this post, but OP asked for phrases and sayings.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | November 23, 2021 2:32 AM |
"And then I says..." I have a friend who says that and it drives me crazy! I don't know how to politely correct him to say "I said...."
by Anonymous | reply 97 | November 23, 2021 2:38 AM |
"Your pussy stinks."
I'd rather be the revelator.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | November 23, 2021 3:06 AM |
"Whole 'nother thing altogether."
"Hon," unless it's a Baltimore diner waitress.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | November 23, 2021 3:08 AM |
When service workers reply to "thank you" with "no problem" instead of "you're welcome."
All the business-speak: lean in, one-team-one-dream, messaging "around" such-and-such, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | November 23, 2021 3:21 AM |
"Let's unpack this"
by Anonymous | reply 101 | November 23, 2021 3:24 AM |
"You weren't supposed to cum in my mouth"
by Anonymous | reply 102 | November 23, 2021 3:29 AM |
"Everything happens for a reason" as a dismissive comment.
"This makes me uncomfortable" when verbally disagreed with.
Grease fire. Get into it.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | November 23, 2021 3:39 AM |
"self care"
"the before times"
“quaranteam"
by Anonymous | reply 104 | November 23, 2021 3:52 AM |
"blow chunks" to describe an incident of reverse peristalsis
by Anonymous | reply 105 | November 23, 2021 4:10 AM |
"All that". As in "Shaniqua thinks she's all that, but honey I am [bold]all that and a 5 pound of skittles[/bold] so taste my rainbow, bitch!"
by Anonymous | reply 106 | November 23, 2021 4:16 AM |
R81, in a corporate setting, granular doesn't mean 'basic'. it means 'detailed' and often 'overly detailed'.
Yes, just like my post.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | November 23, 2021 6:47 AM |
And how's everything TASTING???
by Anonymous | reply 108 | November 23, 2021 6:47 AM |
R100, I actually prefer "no problem" over "you're welcome", personally. I guess it also depends on how either is used though. To me, saying "no problem" is just being chill and accommodating, whereas "you're welcome" can come across as a bit catty - sort of like implying they're keeping a score card of some sort of all your interactions.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | November 23, 2021 7:00 AM |
Be Best
by Anonymous | reply 110 | November 23, 2021 7:22 AM |
Virtue signalling
by Anonymous | reply 111 | November 23, 2021 7:24 AM |
"Chill" as an adjective.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | November 23, 2021 9:30 AM |
To me," No problem" indicates that if it were a problem, the person would not do it.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | November 23, 2021 9:33 AM |
"We will get back to you at our earliest convenience" Right. Sounds passive aggressive, and a bit annoyed.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | November 23, 2021 9:47 AM |
R44 "Screw the haters"? Who says that?! JESUS
by Anonymous | reply 115 | November 23, 2021 11:11 AM |
R113 ...and that indicates that you're certifiable.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | November 23, 2021 11:13 AM |
"Just a friendly reminder" is the most passive/aggressive thing I've read lately. People at my new job use this all the time in emails.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | November 23, 2021 11:47 AM |
Question: "How are you?" Answer: "Living the dream."
I've had employees say this in front of me and I want to respond that if your job is so bad that you have to be sarcastic when asked a simple, pleasant question maybe you should pack up your desk and GTFO of here.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | November 23, 2021 3:46 PM |
Whippersnapper
by Anonymous | reply 119 | November 23, 2021 5:46 PM |
LITERAL. VIOLENCE.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | November 23, 2021 5:47 PM |
trans Muslimness
by Anonymous | reply 121 | November 23, 2021 6:27 PM |
"I'm sorry to ask this, but"
Translation: I know I'm bothering you but I don't give a shit.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | November 23, 2021 6:30 PM |
R67- That sounds like the words inside of a TACKY greeting card.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | November 23, 2021 6:38 PM |
IT'S NOT A WALK IN THE PARK
by Anonymous | reply 124 | November 23, 2021 6:40 PM |
R115, I see it frequently on message boards like YT and Reddit
by Anonymous | reply 125 | November 23, 2021 6:54 PM |
Narrative
by Anonymous | reply 126 | November 24, 2021 12:26 AM |
Yummy.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | November 24, 2021 5:02 AM |
Fruit and VEG- The British say this and I don't like it.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | November 24, 2021 5:04 AM |
It reminds me of Fruit and VAG.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | November 24, 2021 5:05 AM |
R125 STILL? In 2021? Must be midwest housewives.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | November 24, 2021 11:35 AM |
O-M-G (even though I say it every hour of the day at least once)
by Anonymous | reply 131 | November 24, 2021 11:37 AM |
OMG
by Anonymous | reply 132 | November 24, 2021 11:41 AM |
r132
by Anonymous | reply 133 | November 24, 2021 1:17 PM |
He's a HOTTIE!
( it sounds effeminate too)
by Anonymous | reply 134 | November 24, 2021 1:21 PM |
“So this just happened”.
Random use of “basically” - it adds nothing apart from an extra word.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | November 24, 2021 5:06 PM |
Loathe
by Anonymous | reply 136 | November 24, 2021 5:14 PM |
Rest in power
by Anonymous | reply 137 | November 25, 2021 4:12 AM |
Ages like milk.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | February 26, 2022 3:58 AM |
a face like a dropped pie
by Anonymous | reply 139 | February 26, 2022 4:10 AM |
Vladimir Putin
by Anonymous | reply 140 | February 26, 2022 1:36 PM |
Using "adult" as a verb, as in "OMG you guys, I cleaned the bathroom and paid bills this morning, I'm adulting!"
"Knowhutmmsayin'?" has been an irritant for a few decades now, but lately I'm hearing "ya'MEAN?" as an even more horrible replacement.
And I've always had an irrational hate for the word "texted." It sounds like toddler speak to me, as in "frigator" or "pasgetti."
by Anonymous | reply 141 | February 26, 2022 1:57 PM |
[quote]And I've always had an irrational hate for the word "texted."
What do you say instead? (I don't just hate the word. I hate the activity that engendered it.)
by Anonymous | reply 142 | February 26, 2022 3:19 PM |
"Living the Dream" "You Do You" "It is What it Is."
by Anonymous | reply 143 | February 26, 2022 3:49 PM |
"It is what it is."
"Check that off the Bucket List!"
by Anonymous | reply 144 | February 26, 2022 3:57 PM |
“Text” as past tense is worse, as in “I text him yesterday”.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | February 26, 2022 4:33 PM |
Mama's mussy
by Anonymous | reply 146 | February 26, 2022 5:39 PM |
I usually say "sent a text" in its place, R142.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | February 26, 2022 10:44 PM |
I usually say fuck you instead.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | February 26, 2022 10:47 PM |
nope
by Anonymous | reply 149 | February 26, 2022 10:58 PM |
Yup
by Anonymous | reply 150 | February 26, 2022 11:00 PM |
“My truth”.
I HATE that phrase. It’s inane and smug.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | February 26, 2022 11:23 PM |
Making everything, including taking a piss in a dank back alley, a JOURNEY! Can that word please just fall off a cliff and DIE already!?
by Anonymous | reply 152 | March 7, 2022 4:46 PM |
R.I.P.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | March 7, 2022 4:51 PM |
Have a blessed day.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | March 7, 2022 4:53 PM |
Holy shit
by Anonymous | reply 155 | March 7, 2022 6:51 PM |
R152 having a bad life?
by Anonymous | reply 156 | March 7, 2022 6:52 PM |
"You're fine," as a response to saying "Excuse me" or "I'm sorry" when reaching for something at the grocery store. I'm not fine, lady, I'm just trying to get a yogurt.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | March 7, 2022 6:57 PM |
I went to bed with him .
I slept with him.
No you FUCKED him or he FUCKED you.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | March 7, 2022 6:59 PM |
“As an American”.
So what?
by Anonymous | reply 159 | March 7, 2022 7:04 PM |
R157, I hate that phrase! I moved from the East Coast to the Midwest 20 years ago and had never heard it uttered until then. Is it ubiquitous now?
by Anonymous | reply 160 | March 7, 2022 7:15 PM |
I don't know if I loathe this or not, but I have noticed, over the past few years, an increasing tendency to use "guy" to refer to inanimate objects. "I'll just add the flour to this guy" in reference to a mixing bowl etc. "Can you hand me that guy?" in reference to a tool of some sort. That kind of thing. Am I nuts and this was always a thing and I just didn't notice?
by Anonymous | reply 161 | March 7, 2022 7:55 PM |
R161 I’ll take your response a step further. I’m ashamed to admit that I often “flip off” or give inanimate objects “the bird” when I get angry instead of yelling “fuck” when I stub my toe I’ll just give my chair the middle finger and keep moving. This got me noticed at work when I did this in the break room when I dropped an opened can of Pepsi Zero Sugar on the floor.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | March 7, 2022 8:16 PM |
"I see you, I hear you" or any other variation of the same phrase. "We hear you, we see you."
by Anonymous | reply 163 | March 7, 2022 8:18 PM |
Existential Crisis.
I can only muster existential concern.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | March 7, 2022 10:43 PM |
Dog whistle.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | March 8, 2022 12:13 PM |
Bucket list
by Anonymous | reply 166 | March 8, 2022 7:15 PM |
Non binary
by Anonymous | reply 167 | March 8, 2022 7:16 PM |
Holy smoke.
And anything with "I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings, if that upsets you, etc..." Because the person is not saying that they are sorry that they hurt or upset you. They are saying that they are sorry you feel that way. They're not sorry at all!
by Anonymous | reply 168 | March 8, 2022 8:06 PM |
Hitting my SWEET SPOT
by Anonymous | reply 169 | March 8, 2022 8:38 PM |
Let’s unpack that.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | March 8, 2022 8:52 PM |
"In the name of the Father"
by Anonymous | reply 171 | March 8, 2022 9:05 PM |
"I'm sorry for your loss"
People mean well when they say it, but hearing it hundreds of times in a couple days starts to feel like you're in a sitcom
by Anonymous | reply 172 | March 8, 2022 9:09 PM |
“Fuck me runnin’ “
by Anonymous | reply 173 | March 8, 2022 9:24 PM |
It seems to have died down, but that "wheelhouse" shit drove me up a wall.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | March 8, 2022 9:25 PM |
"At the end of the day" and "No Problem"
by Anonymous | reply 175 | March 8, 2022 9:29 PM |
"god gives the strongest battles to the strongest soldiers" "god is love" well any of that god shit in mixed company (meaning away from the Primitive Baptist Evangelical Church of Our Lord Jesus Christ" or wherever the fuck the ditto heads congregate.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | March 8, 2022 9:34 PM |
R176 it sucks to be a godless asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | March 8, 2022 9:37 PM |
Everything happens for a reason 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
by Anonymous | reply 178 | March 8, 2022 9:40 PM |
Leader of the free world Such a shitty self proclaimed expression, it’s like Michael Jackson “king of pop”, and people blindingly reuse it over and over
by Anonymous | reply 179 | March 8, 2022 9:44 PM |
Let’s try and shine a different light on that.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | March 8, 2022 9:57 PM |
Maybe it's just because I'm not used to it, but it annoys me how British people use so many cutesy or baby-talk words or expressions.
footy, innit, soz, chippy, Macky D's, cuppa, mental, porkies, knees up, bollocks, chinwag ....
Do Australians do it too? I know they have a pet name for MacDonalds - Macca's or Mackie's, something like that.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | March 8, 2022 9:58 PM |
R181- The TELLY for television
and they say- Fruit and VEG
by Anonymous | reply 182 | March 9, 2022 12:01 AM |
These might be out of date or just some weirdness on a tv show but I believe I heard they call candy "sweeties" and a coffee break is (or can be) called "elevenses"
by Anonymous | reply 183 | March 9, 2022 1:57 AM |
[quote]and they say- Fruit and VEG
Then there's your "meat and two veg" (meaning genitalia)
So charming.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | March 9, 2022 2:00 AM |
"Best," when concluding an email message or piece of mailed correspondence.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | March 9, 2022 2:21 AM |
You Americans are really opening up a potential can of worms when you accuse other people of butchering the English language.
People in glass houses…
by Anonymous | reply 186 | March 9, 2022 2:45 AM |
[quote] I don't know if I loathe this or not, but I have noticed, over the past few years, an increasing tendency to use "guy" to refer to inanimate objects. "I'll just add the flour to this guy" in reference to a mixing bowl etc.
I'm guilty of calling inanimate objects "this guy over here." Better than "this bad boy over here," though.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | March 9, 2022 2:57 AM |
[quote] footy, innit, soz, chippy, Macky D's, cuppa, mental, porkies, knees up, bollocks, chinwag ....
I hate "brekkie" (for breakfast) the most. The ones you listed, I don't mind. But I do hate "Macca" for Paul McCartney.
American's say "Mickey D's" for McDonald's. I hate that. But I do say "McD's." Somehow, that's better.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | March 9, 2022 3:01 AM |
All of the 1000s of inane euphemisms for death religious types use, like “she went home to dance with Jesus” or “mama was lifted up in glory today”. I see new ones all the time and they’re often unintentionally hilarious to me. I should keep a list so I remember the more ridiculous ones.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | March 9, 2022 3:17 AM |
I ‘texted them’ means I killed them and everyone else in the house
by Anonymous | reply 190 | March 9, 2022 3:21 AM |
I hate "take a leak." Just sounds super crude. Yes, Mary!
Also, "titties." Sounds crude as well. Mary, again!
by Anonymous | reply 191 | March 9, 2022 3:22 AM |
R191, Graham Kerr, TV's "Galloping Gourmet", loved to begin a recipe demonstration by saying "Now, take a leek" while brandishing the national vegetable of Wales.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | March 9, 2022 3:28 AM |
Any commercial broadcast in the US with a supposed upper-class British accent voice-over seems excessively pronounced, insincere and I rage-mute immediately
by Anonymous | reply 193 | March 9, 2022 3:29 AM |
Have a blessed day....and, I'm so blessed...
by Anonymous | reply 194 | March 9, 2022 3:45 AM |
Sussexes, Sussexes’, Sussex, Sussex’s - learn the fucking difference!
by Anonymous | reply 195 | March 9, 2022 3:56 AM |
“Passed”.
No, “died”.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | March 9, 2022 4:08 AM |
"it's too big, take it out!"
by Anonymous | reply 197 | March 9, 2022 4:46 AM |
Christian Right
by Anonymous | reply 198 | March 9, 2022 5:00 AM |
Christless Right
by Anonymous | reply 199 | March 9, 2022 5:07 AM |
“Cause” is not the same as “because”.
“Coz” and “cuz” are not words - they also do not mean “because”.
“Cos” is a word - it’s a type of lettuce. It has nothing to do with “because”.
Just type “because” - you’re hopefully neither a ten year old, nor do you want to sound like one.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | March 9, 2022 5:11 AM |
that god dam Expedia as with ewan macgregor !!!! shown ev ten minutes..
by Anonymous | reply 201 | March 9, 2022 5:24 AM |
Everything abbreviated...with just letters. I have to google to see what the hell they mean. YKWIM?
by Anonymous | reply 202 | March 9, 2022 5:25 AM |
Step foot
by Anonymous | reply 203 | March 9, 2022 5:46 AM |
Celebrities "welcoming" their first child, or "opening up" about some dull, attention-seeking, probably exaggerated "trauma."
"Life hack" being used to describe some completely ordinary, stupid household tip.
And.I.Loathe.Idiotically.Punctuated.Posts.Like.This.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | March 9, 2022 6:08 AM |
R151 Honestly, lots of this shit is in my vernacular, so I rarely participate in these threads, but I LOATHE 'Oprah speak'.
Shit like "My truth," "Living my best life" etc makes me want to push that person AND everyone they love into a subway train.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | March 9, 2022 1:00 PM |
Be best! ...from Melanoma...though, I've never heard anyone say that..thankfully.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | March 9, 2022 2:04 PM |
R26 We say it all the time -- in jest, of course. I've often wondered how on earth they let her run with that absurdity. The only scenario I can imagine is that her staff hated her so much that they just let it fly. I mean, it's absurd to the point of parody, like something an Eastern Bloc caricature would utter in a 1970s sitcom for laugh(track)s.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | March 9, 2022 3:07 PM |
I'll always love Melanoma's "I don't care. Do you?"
Sums up the nihilism of the Trump coterie. Please never come again - give me Pence, give me Romney, hell give me DeSantis - a least a fresh new hell. (what's the cliche' ?- what fresh new hell is this?
by Anonymous | reply 208 | March 9, 2022 5:13 PM |
Blow my wad
by Anonymous | reply 209 | March 9, 2022 5:26 PM |
"Some good olive oil"
by Anonymous | reply 210 | March 9, 2022 5:29 PM |
I'm getting petty here, but I hate journalistic clichés like "A little rain didn't DAMPEN THE SPIRITS of" (insert any drizzle-sabotaged parade or gathering). On a more reprehensible level, given the atrocities happening in Ukraine right now, are "allies" spewing out empathetic, impotent terms such as "appalled; devastated; we strongly condemn; reprehensible." All in the name of ("Let Me Be Clear", "denouncing, in the strongest terms," that malignant little bunker-ensconced bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | March 9, 2022 6:21 PM |
EVOO..and other cutsie terms for food...like "sammy" for sandwich.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | March 9, 2022 7:58 PM |
"Perhaps you make bad decisions because you're stupid. "
by Anonymous | reply 213 | March 9, 2022 8:24 PM |
Kiddos, doggo, veggies, nom nom.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | March 9, 2022 8:59 PM |
Also “nom”, for “nomination” - always appears during awards season.
by Anonymous | reply 215 | March 9, 2022 9:00 PM |
I’m on a roll now - “medal” and “podium” as verbs. Every two years.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | March 9, 2022 9:02 PM |
The banal reactions to events on DL:
"We're fucked."
"We're doomed."
"Oh shit."
"Fuck."
"This is why they hate us."
by Anonymous | reply 217 | March 9, 2022 10:14 PM |
Words rather than sayings but I hate " wholesome" and " pure". This is so wholesome, this is so pure, etc. Vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | March 9, 2022 10:30 PM |
Baby bump is nauseating.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | March 9, 2022 10:31 PM |
“Dressing her baby bump” is even worse.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | March 9, 2022 10:33 PM |
R188 Yes Macca is annoying. This habit of speaking about famous people using personalised nicknames makes my skin crawl. I remember after the Gabrielle Giffords shooting people kept saying " Gabby Gifford" like they knew her personally.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | March 9, 2022 10:36 PM |
I'm fucking sick of rabbit hole. Find a new term.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 9, 2022 10:37 PM |
White privilege
by Anonymous | reply 223 | March 9, 2022 10:37 PM |
It's not so common anymore but I hated when critics used to refer to an actors performance as " a revelation".
by Anonymous | reply 224 | March 9, 2022 10:38 PM |
[quote] "denouncing, in the strongest terms,"
I call this and other phrases like it dip-speak (as in diplomat), and it sounds so very lame.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | March 9, 2022 11:14 PM |
R191- I ALWAYS say I have to TAKE A LEAK.
Would you prefer people saying- I need to URINATE.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | March 10, 2022 12:17 AM |
Take a big piss
by Anonymous | reply 227 | March 10, 2022 12:20 AM |
Significant other...hubby...husbear...are other ones that deserve a good eye rolling.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | March 10, 2022 12:20 AM |
R226 Just say " I need to powder my nose". It's the most delicate and non vulgar way to get your point across.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | March 10, 2022 12:20 AM |
Conscious uncoupling
by Anonymous | reply 230 | March 10, 2022 12:23 AM |
R229- or I need to FRESHEN up
by Anonymous | reply 231 | March 10, 2022 12:25 AM |
"It's a bop!"
by Anonymous | reply 232 | March 10, 2022 12:44 AM |
What’s wrong with “I need to go to the toilet”? Or “I need to piss”? Or “I need to take a dump”?
Why are Americans so prissy?
Bathroom. Restroom. Wash room. Ladies’ room. We all know what they mean.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | March 10, 2022 1:10 AM |
R233- I NEVER like take a DUMP. How about- I need to DEFECATE.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | March 10, 2022 1:11 AM |
Prostitution Whore
by Anonymous | reply 235 | March 10, 2022 2:08 AM |
I’m moist for you
by Anonymous | reply 236 | March 10, 2022 2:10 AM |
Swallow my load you bitch
by Anonymous | reply 237 | March 10, 2022 2:10 AM |
Anyone who responds to any forum post with "Uh," "Uhm", "This!", "Yep" and the like. So low energy and trite.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | March 10, 2022 2:13 AM |
“So…”.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | March 10, 2022 2:16 AM |
". . . gave me the feels." Ugh. Inane. Truncation, or shortening, of words is common enough (gym, doc, exam, memo, gas). But some of the newer ones sound stupid, like substituting feels for feelings, fam for family, bae for babe.
On the flip side (anyone hate that phrase?), adding "actually" to a sentence is extraneous and unnecessary. "I'm actually surprised. I actually thought you were actually going through with it." Remove the word and you get something more concise: "I'm surprised. I thought you were going through with it."
by Anonymous | reply 240 | March 10, 2022 7:00 AM |
^ I should add that I frequently hear "actually" used by speakers in YouTube videos. They sprinkle it all over their speech, thinking that it makes them seem authoritative, experts on the topic they're discussing. Nope. It just muddles everything. Maybe for some it's a space filler, like "um." However, the best communicators are succinct, not verbose.
by Anonymous | reply 241 | March 10, 2022 7:10 AM |
R226, R229, R233, R234: I suggest: "I need to use the restroom/bathroom." Simple and not crudely detailed. That wouldn't offend the prissiest people in your company. "I need to powder my nose" is traditionally used by women. I doubt a lot of men would be using that.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | March 10, 2022 7:21 AM |
Bless your heart.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | March 10, 2022 7:51 AM |
R242 Nah, "Taking a dump" is classier.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | March 10, 2022 10:10 AM |
Prayer warriors (a/k/a "prayer worrers")
Reach out as in "I'll reach out to Kendall for her input." Bitch, just say "I'll ask Kendall what she thinks."
by Anonymous | reply 245 | March 10, 2022 10:12 AM |
Farm to table
by Anonymous | reply 246 | March 10, 2022 10:56 AM |
Transphobic
Feeling unsafe
by Anonymous | reply 247 | March 10, 2022 11:00 AM |
Nice for a transphobic bully to post here, R247.
Keeps those arthuritic (sic) fingers nimble and keeps them away from strange children, huh, R247?
by Anonymous | reply 248 | March 10, 2022 2:41 PM |
"Butt load" in place of "boatload"
by Anonymous | reply 249 | March 10, 2022 2:41 PM |
I want to pick your brain.
by Anonymous | reply 250 | March 10, 2022 4:36 PM |
You are so wrong, R89.
"Well, smell you, duchess." is the best expression I've ever found on DL.
by Anonymous | reply 251 | March 10, 2022 5:20 PM |
Anyone who says furbaby or rainbow briidge can just fuck off!!!
by Anonymous | reply 252 | March 10, 2022 5:25 PM |
I'm going to have to remember the phrase "reverse peristalsis", R105. That's a keeper.
When young people say "Have a good one." instead of "thank you" or "goodbye" at the end of a transaction in a store, restaurant, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | March 10, 2022 5:26 PM |
making love
by Anonymous | reply 254 | March 10, 2022 5:41 PM |
[quote] "Butt load" in place of "boatload"
I think it's one of those sayings that is just changed to the "wrong" version.
[quote] A pit in my stomach.
It used to be "a feeling in the pit in my stomach" or something like that. Now, people say they have a pit in their stomach.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | March 10, 2022 5:47 PM |
[quote]R233- I NEVER like take a DUMP. How about- I need to DEFECATE.
No, R234. The genteel way to say it is "I need to drop the kids off at the pool."
by Anonymous | reply 256 | March 10, 2022 5:47 PM |
What about "pinch a log."
by Anonymous | reply 257 | March 10, 2022 5:48 PM |
Sorry, that's "pinch a loaf."
by Anonymous | reply 258 | March 10, 2022 5:49 PM |
That's high class too, R257 and R258. 😆
by Anonymous | reply 259 | March 10, 2022 5:49 PM |
oh i hate that r257. i lived with my grandparents for a few months and they only had one bathroom. i remember my grandma banging on the bathroom door yelling "pinch it off".
by Anonymous | reply 260 | March 10, 2022 5:49 PM |
The Lord provides.
I have empathy for you. (as when said to a woman whose three children have just been decapitated by a freak)
Gild the lily. (It's PAINT the lily if you're affecting to know your Shakespeare, and the original meaning is not the same as "gild" presents.)
That's just the way I am. (Usually with the second word pronounced "jus."
by Anonymous | reply 261 | March 10, 2022 7:32 PM |
“His truth”, “her truth”, “my truth” - in other words, not the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 262 | March 10, 2022 7:35 PM |
He had a "shit-eating grin".
Who, other than Erna, would even know what that looks like?
by Anonymous | reply 263 | March 10, 2022 8:32 PM |
I can't stand the use of the word "grin" when I'm reading something. It just sounds cheesy, like an old-fashioned hack writer.
Darren grinned slyly as he put the key in the door.
by Anonymous | reply 264 | March 10, 2022 8:43 PM |
"I don't know who needs to hear this..."
"Hits different"
Definitely, as others have said, "You've got this," particularly in response to something like the revelation of a late-stage cancer diagnosis.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | March 10, 2022 8:49 PM |
making love
by Anonymous | reply 266 | March 10, 2022 8:56 PM |
suck my clit
by Anonymous | reply 267 | March 10, 2022 9:07 PM |
suck my pussy
by Anonymous | reply 268 | March 10, 2022 9:11 PM |
suck my mussy
by Anonymous | reply 269 | March 10, 2022 9:17 PM |
my toes aren't gonna suck themselves
by Anonymous | reply 270 | March 10, 2022 9:19 PM |
As someone mentioned earlier: "Let's unpack your comments / this topic..... "
by Anonymous | reply 271 | March 10, 2022 9:22 PM |
You pay now
by Anonymous | reply 272 | March 10, 2022 9:23 PM |
There's something about the word "lavish" that makes me cringe.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | March 10, 2022 9:23 PM |
[quote]To me, saying "no problem" is just being chill and accommodating, whereas "you're welcome" can come across as a bit catty - sort of like implying they're keeping a score card of some sort of all your interactions.
"You're welcome" can be catty, R109? That's news to me. I'm only offended when "you're welcome" is said with a sarcastic tone of voice.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | March 10, 2022 9:27 PM |
[quote] There's something about the word "lavish" that makes me cringe.
You don't like it if a new paramour says he's going to "lavish you with the attention you deserve"?
by Anonymous | reply 275 | March 10, 2022 9:36 PM |
I guess it's okay in that sentence, R275, but normally the word "lavish" sounds so pretentious and "gay" (yes, I know it's wrong of me to use "gay" as a negative adjective but I don't care.)
by Anonymous | reply 276 | March 10, 2022 9:44 PM |
I was only kidding, R276.
"lavish you with the attention you deserve" sounds like grifter talk.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | March 10, 2022 10:09 PM |
Ah, I get it, R277. Thanks.
by Anonymous | reply 278 | March 10, 2022 10:25 PM |
mow and blow
by Anonymous | reply 279 | March 10, 2022 10:50 PM |
awesome anything
by Anonymous | reply 280 | March 10, 2022 11:00 PM |
"I get it"
by Anonymous | reply 281 | March 10, 2022 11:06 PM |
Winner winner chicken dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | March 10, 2022 11:48 PM |
Any phrase involving the spillage of tea.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | March 10, 2022 11:55 PM |
"Looking at you, _____." Hate this one, esp. if it's a famous person. Like the other person really gives a shit.
by Anonymous | reply 284 | March 11, 2022 12:35 AM |
Pivot
by Anonymous | reply 285 | March 11, 2022 12:38 AM |
I wanna feel your arm in my stomach.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | March 11, 2022 12:41 AM |
I was today years old when I learned...
by Anonymous | reply 287 | March 11, 2022 12:50 AM |
R287, I don't even understand that one. It just sounds like somebody who can't speak English properly.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | March 11, 2022 12:58 AM |
I am a strong woman.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | March 11, 2022 2:00 AM |
You are r289?
by Anonymous | reply 290 | March 11, 2022 1:53 PM |
JOURNEY!!!!!!! FUCKING STOP SAYING IT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 291 | March 11, 2022 2:00 PM |
Grifter gets on my nerves.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | March 11, 2022 2:26 PM |
To be honest (so you've been lying bitch).
by Anonymous | reply 293 | March 11, 2022 2:26 PM |
"Sure, Jan."
by Anonymous | reply 294 | March 12, 2022 11:53 PM |
R294- That should be on a thread titled- What DATALOUNGE phrases or sayings do you loathe?
by Anonymous | reply 295 | March 13, 2022 12:04 AM |
I can't wrap my head around....
by Anonymous | reply 296 | March 13, 2022 12:05 AM |
The pandemic.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | March 13, 2022 12:10 AM |
I hate when people say “the ground” when referring to “the floor”.
by Anonymous | reply 298 | March 13, 2022 12:23 AM |
"EVITA!"
by Anonymous | reply 299 | March 13, 2022 2:10 AM |
Another vote for
President Trump
🤮
by Anonymous | reply 300 | March 13, 2022 2:35 AM |
Abit, alot asmuch, aswell.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | March 13, 2022 2:54 AM |
Coupled up.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | March 13, 2022 2:55 AM |
Date night makes me want to projectile vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | March 13, 2022 2:58 AM |
Geriatric at R301, millennials are in their 40s now - you mean Generation Z.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | March 13, 2022 3:10 AM |
LGBTQ+
The Queer Community
Transphobia
Nonbinary
by Anonymous | reply 305 | March 13, 2022 3:53 AM |
No, I meant millennials R394.
But thanks for proving my point perfectly, you illiterate fool.
by Anonymous | reply 306 | March 13, 2022 3:56 AM |
Using the word Kiddoes in any context. It makes me want to crush hyoid bones.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | March 13, 2022 4:04 AM |
“Based off of” instead of “based on”
by Anonymous | reply 308 | March 13, 2022 4:49 AM |
Wait for it.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | March 13, 2022 4:55 AM |
Agreed, R308. Also "bored of" -- you're either "bored with" or "tired of", make up your mind!
by Anonymous | reply 310 | March 13, 2022 5:04 AM |
"The REALITY is:"
God damn that phrase.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | March 13, 2022 5:09 AM |
Not understanding between “women” and “woman”.
“I spoke to a women who…etc”.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | March 13, 2022 5:10 AM |
WELL, R309??!
by Anonymous | reply 313 | March 13, 2022 5:18 AM |
I think "bored of" used to be correct but is kind of archaic now.
If you're bored of London, you're bored of life. Isn't that a cliche' from the 1920s or before?
by Anonymous | reply 314 | March 13, 2022 7:43 AM |
“With”, not “of”, R314.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | March 13, 2022 7:48 AM |
No, R314. It's "tired of London..." and was said by Samuel Johnson in 1777.
"Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave London. No, Sir, when a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford."
by Anonymous | reply 316 | March 13, 2022 8:04 AM |
Fascinating. Everyone is fascinated these days.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | March 13, 2022 8:21 AM |
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | March 13, 2022 8:23 AM |
Thanks R316 and others - I remembered it wrongly. I've never said I was "bored of" anything but I swear I think I've heard it on hoity-toity old British films or somewhere like that.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | March 13, 2022 8:54 AM |
Problematic
by Anonymous | reply 320 | March 13, 2022 9:12 AM |
"This. So much this."
I think less of anyone who posts that as a response.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | March 13, 2022 9:13 AM |
Literal centerian R306, just because someone points out you said something stupid as hell doesn't make them illiterate.
Back on topic: "With that being said" and "Having said that" or - horrors - when people amalgamize the two into some kind of "With having that said" monstrosity.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | March 13, 2022 8:42 PM |
Rest in peace (or worse, RIP.)
Unless you have the misfortune to be buried in Kyiv or some other bomb addled place, how the hell else is a dead body gonna rest?
by Anonymous | reply 323 | March 14, 2022 1:59 AM |
What the hell is wrong with "Rest In Peace"? You people are nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | March 14, 2022 2:37 AM |
“Good on you” or “good on him”
instead of
“Good for you” or “good for him”
by Anonymous | reply 325 | March 14, 2022 3:21 AM |
"You need a vaginal rejuvenation!"
by Anonymous | reply 326 | March 14, 2022 3:50 AM |
"You're too far along for me to abort this baby!"
Goddammit, when did all doctors become such pussies!
by Anonymous | reply 327 | March 14, 2022 3:55 AM |
^ Listen to me, you Marcus Welby faggot, I've taken cysts out of my own cooch that were bigger than your head!
And I still never missed a performance, including the matinees!
by Anonymous | reply 328 | March 14, 2022 4:00 AM |
Everything happens for a reason
by Anonymous | reply 329 | March 14, 2022 4:08 AM |
“I miss not seeing you.”
by Anonymous | reply 330 | March 14, 2022 5:10 AM |
She flauted her ample assets in a stunning sequin ball gown.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | March 14, 2022 6:00 AM |
Have to admit I kinda enjoy some of the DM's snarky comments - like Caitlyn Jenner flashed her fabulous pins in a figure-revealing dress... (where her leg skin is crepey and she looks like absolute shit)
by Anonymous | reply 332 | March 14, 2022 6:18 AM |
R324 ABSOLUTELY. Can you imagine the rusty gears just churning to post SOMETHING in this thread?
"Oh, I know! I LOATHE when people say "Thanks for holding the door."
by Anonymous | reply 333 | March 14, 2022 9:01 AM |
Some people in this thread hate when people say anything, it sounds like.
Which, honestly, in this day and age, is fair.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | March 14, 2022 9:15 AM |
Something extremely smug and complacent about this:
[quote ]In no way shape or form
by Anonymous | reply 335 | March 14, 2022 10:32 AM |
R286: is that code for fisting?
by Anonymous | reply 336 | March 14, 2022 10:35 AM |
I loathe it when anyone who isn't southern says or writes "y'all".
by Anonymous | reply 337 | March 14, 2022 12:23 PM |
What are your pronouns?
by Anonymous | reply 338 | March 14, 2022 1:43 PM |
I loathe to live in a world where hate needs to be amplified to a higher level.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | March 14, 2022 1:53 PM |
Literally.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | March 14, 2022 1:54 PM |
“All the feels. All of them”
“The grands” popular with the frau set.
I hate the word “pamper”. This one is the favorite of women who think the height of sophistication is a “mani” and “pedi” (hate those words as well) at a strip mall nail salon .
by Anonymous | reply 341 | March 14, 2022 3:13 PM |
Devil May Care
by Anonymous | reply 342 | March 14, 2022 3:26 PM |
Better the devil you eat my pussy.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | March 14, 2022 5:23 PM |
Hubby and wifey, especially by straight people.
"Littles" when referring to small children.
People who refer to their children's or grandchildren's age in terms of months well past the first year. Your child is not 29 months old, she's 2 and a half.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | March 14, 2022 9:05 PM |
“Fuck me right now, I need you in me at once!”
I’m so tired of hearing that.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | March 14, 2022 9:33 PM |
Ah, R337, the rare "I also hate this but am guilty of it myself." "Y'all" is just such a useful word.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | March 14, 2022 11:06 PM |
Is y'all really much worse than 'you guys' 'or youse guys'?
One of English's big flaws imo.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | March 15, 2022 12:10 AM |
It’s all good.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | March 15, 2022 1:33 AM |
No problem
by Anonymous | reply 349 | March 15, 2022 4:03 AM |
You’re all set
by Anonymous | reply 350 | March 15, 2022 4:24 AM |
Your mother's a whore.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | March 15, 2022 6:07 AM |
"You smell like shit!"
Well, you didn't have any good toilet paper in your bathroom...
by Anonymous | reply 352 | March 15, 2022 6:43 AM |
"My money is all tied up in a trust."
"Just give me your credit card."
by Anonymous | reply 353 | March 15, 2022 6:44 AM |
"^this"
"be best"
by Anonymous | reply 354 | March 15, 2022 8:38 AM |
"That's a good question."
It never is. It's just a stalling mechanism to give the speaker a moment to position some flattery, whether directed to the questioner or to himself.
by Anonymous | reply 355 | March 15, 2022 10:32 AM |
"It is what it is."
"Do more with less."
by Anonymous | reply 356 | March 15, 2022 3:55 PM |
NO STRAW!
by Anonymous | reply 357 | March 15, 2022 4:06 PM |
Pay less live better
by Anonymous | reply 358 | March 15, 2022 8:33 PM |
"Have a blessed day". This pisses me off no end. A few years ago there was this one major bitch who worked in a store I frequented who was famous for saying that shit. I finally had it one day and when she said in her usual hateful tone "have a blessed day" I said "you don't give a crap about what kind of day I'm going to have so you can cut that out with me". Thankfully she didn't last much longer there.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | March 15, 2022 8:36 PM |
Well aren’t you an equal sized bitch yourself r359?
by Anonymous | reply 360 | March 15, 2022 8:40 PM |
He would’ve preferred she said, “Have a miserable day, you wretched cunt!”
by Anonymous | reply 361 | March 15, 2022 8:44 PM |
R361 that’s what she should have said to me asshole r359
by Anonymous | reply 362 | March 15, 2022 8:46 PM |
No, I would have preferred if she kept her stupid fake religious beliefs to her fat dumb self and said nothing more than "thank you, come again".
And R362, why are you trying to make it look like you're me?
by Anonymous | reply 363 | March 15, 2022 8:49 PM |
I meant Mr Asshole but I typod Me
by Anonymous | reply 364 | March 15, 2022 8:51 PM |
^^ why are straight me so stupid
by Anonymous | reply 365 | March 15, 2022 9:04 PM |
“All my money is tied up in cash.”
by Anonymous | reply 366 | March 15, 2022 9:19 PM |
"Buy 'X'? Not in Biden’s America!"
(Just heard this from some muscle queen nurse while waiting with my Dad in the ER, but hear it regularly in my Deep Red city)
by Anonymous | reply 367 | March 15, 2022 9:32 PM |
I hope Pops is OK.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | March 15, 2022 10:10 PM |
Such-and-such is not ok.
Like you’re talking to a fucking three-year-old who stole a cookie.
by Anonymous | reply 369 | March 16, 2022 12:21 AM |
Reaching out. No, I haven't read the thread. But I will now.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | March 16, 2022 2:32 AM |
“Hate on”.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | March 17, 2022 3:21 AM |
that god dam expedia ad with ewan macgregor !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | March 17, 2022 4:58 AM |
Queer
by Anonymous | reply 373 | March 17, 2022 5:00 AM |
R372 should go the whole wide world, should go the whole wide world, just to find the right thread.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | March 17, 2022 5:45 AM |
"good people," as in "He is good people."
Formerly the purview of slack-jawed yokels, it's been taken up by educated urban liberals.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | March 17, 2022 8:37 AM |
Don't be mad at me, be mad at God. Usually said by women who think they are the shit and others are jealous of her looks. It sounds so damn stupid!
by Anonymous | reply 376 | March 17, 2022 8:46 AM |
R359 I mean...my mother says that constantly. You must be pretty hard-up to react to THAT.
by Anonymous | reply 377 | March 17, 2022 10:04 AM |
R359 Also? Let go-Let GOD.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | March 17, 2022 10:06 AM |
I. Can’t. Even.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | March 17, 2022 10:21 AM |
R375, I first heard "he's good people" being said by hippies in the mid-60s.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | March 17, 2022 2:32 PM |
Is it in?
by Anonymous | reply 381 | March 17, 2022 2:34 PM |
“It’s all about the kids!”
by Anonymous | reply 382 | March 17, 2022 3:03 PM |
R377, your mother imposing her religion on other people is literal violence.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | March 17, 2022 4:03 PM |
“Hero” as a key ingredient in a recipe - endemic in cooking shows lately.
Worse is when it’s used as a verb: “now we’re going to hero the linguine with strands of saffron”.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | March 17, 2022 9:26 PM |
"Bend over and spread 'em!"
by Anonymous | reply 385 | March 17, 2022 9:28 PM |
R384 I've never heard that before. What does it even mean?
by Anonymous | reply 386 | March 17, 2022 9:30 PM |
Shit n piss
by Anonymous | reply 387 | March 17, 2022 9:44 PM |
My bussy feels so empty without your dick inside me!
by Anonymous | reply 388 | March 17, 2022 9:51 PM |
R386, when I've seen it, it's been in the context of highlighting an ingredient—usually an unexpected one. To make matters worse, it's frequently combined with a bunch of other foolishness:
This veggie sammy really heroes the humble roasted-off 'shroom. Yay yummy sammies!
by Anonymous | reply 389 | March 17, 2022 10:08 PM |
I think I've said this before in other "Phrases I hate" threads on here but it bears repeating because it's so obnoxious and used almost exclusively by a particularly annoying strain of straight white boomer men: the phrase "no joy" to mean "it didn't work." As in, "I tried that - no joy."
by Anonymous | reply 390 | March 17, 2022 10:19 PM |
^^^ That’s it, R389. Very common on MasterChef and similar shows.
Also Rachel Zoe, a few years ago, called her favourite dresses “heroes”, as in “That! That’s the hero dress!!!” while front row runway at Paris Fashion Week.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | March 17, 2022 10:21 PM |
A red lip
A khaki pant
A mom jean
A refried bean
by Anonymous | reply 392 | March 17, 2022 10:29 PM |
"It's been a minute" rather than "It's been a long time." So overused.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | March 17, 2022 10:32 PM |
I too loathe all of those, R392. A red lip? Just the one? You sure?
by Anonymous | reply 394 | March 17, 2022 10:34 PM |
"Died surrounded by family." I can see them hovering over the bed, waiting for the will to be read.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | March 17, 2022 10:34 PM |
R392 - yes! And again I lay the blame at the feet of Rachel Zoe:
“A red lip, a tranny heel and you’re good to go!”
by Anonymous | reply 396 | March 17, 2022 10:42 PM |
R395, I just read a local obituary about a man who died "surrounded by his daughter", which made the poor bereaved girl sound immense.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | March 17, 2022 11:27 PM |
I guess it sounds better than “with his daughter sitting in the room, twiddling her thumbs waiting for Pops’ last breath,” but what do I know?
by Anonymous | reply 398 | March 18, 2022 1:10 AM |
"Died surrounded by his family" always makes it sound like they smothered the poor dear with pillows as a group effort.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | March 18, 2022 1:45 AM |
R399, like "Murder On The Orient Express" or "Julius Caesar" without the bloody knives.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | March 18, 2022 2:08 AM |
This is something the Americans say that bugs me:
"He's a HARD WORKER! A family man!"
by Anonymous | reply 401 | March 18, 2022 2:25 AM |
I was today years old
It’s said when someone learns or finds out something new. As in, “I was today year’s old when I learned...”
I think it’s one of the stupidest phrases I’ve ever heard.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | March 18, 2022 3:45 AM |
"Red lippie" is even more annoying and ridiculous than "red lip."
by Anonymous | reply 403 | March 18, 2022 3:59 AM |
As we’re discussing cosmetics - “she had a smoky eye”.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | March 18, 2022 4:10 AM |
Broke the internet. Broke me.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | March 18, 2022 3:24 PM |
My phone blew up
by Anonymous | reply 406 | March 18, 2022 10:46 PM |
I know, right?
by Anonymous | reply 407 | March 18, 2022 10:48 PM |
i get it
by Anonymous | reply 408 | March 19, 2022 1:35 PM |
“Gives good” for anything but “head.”
by Anonymous | reply 409 | March 19, 2022 2:47 PM |
“Let’s do lunch!”
by Anonymous | reply 410 | March 19, 2022 2:56 PM |
"See You At The Theatre!" - What Artistic Directors put on all of their advertisements and letters to the public. No, we won't. We never do.
by Anonymous | reply 411 | March 19, 2022 7:39 PM |
[quote] Let go-Let GOD.
That's an AA saying, I think. I stopped by my mechanic's shop to see if my car was ready and he was working on a car with a bumper sticker that said: "Let go, let God," and "Why Worry? God's in Control."
I said to my mechanic why aren't you working on my car (he had been my mechanic for a long time). I also said, what the hell kind of bumper stickers are all over that car you're working on?
Mechanic said: "You know, drug addicts."
by Anonymous | reply 412 | March 19, 2022 7:47 PM |
My boss still says "cool beans" all the time. Yes, even in 2022.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | March 19, 2022 8:03 PM |
Viciously face slap him.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | March 19, 2022 9:31 PM |
R414 Palm-strike his windpipe!
by Anonymous | reply 415 | March 19, 2022 10:18 PM |
R404: but Smokey eye, on men, when done right, can be so exotic and intriguing
by Anonymous | reply 416 | March 19, 2022 10:45 PM |
Crankapated
by Anonymous | reply 417 | March 19, 2022 10:46 PM |
I can’t even
by Anonymous | reply 418 | March 20, 2022 11:16 PM |
"The science says"
People take this as dogma that can never be changed even when the consensus changes.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | March 20, 2022 11:18 PM |
"...but it has/had good bones." Said of rooms and houses, always by people who don't have the first fucking clue about houses, rooms, architecture, interior design, or anything not seen on some some HGTV abortion.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | March 20, 2022 11:19 PM |
[quote]My boss still says "cool beans" all the time.
Is your boss from Boston?
by Anonymous | reply 421 | March 20, 2022 11:25 PM |
Died surrounded by his family: one of whom was trying to remove his gold teeth & the other seven who didn’t look up from their cellphones when he violently death rattled.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | March 21, 2022 10:31 AM |
I'm sure it's mentioned upthread, but 'reach out' is now on par with 'awesome'. I feel a desire to rip the throat out of anybody who utters it.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | March 21, 2022 12:12 PM |
R419 would you rather “the Intelligent Design” says?
by Anonymous | reply 424 | March 21, 2022 12:31 PM |
"Breed." Men can't breed each other.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | March 21, 2022 4:37 PM |
“Ages like milk.”
by Anonymous | reply 426 | March 21, 2022 7:32 PM |
The writing ✍️ was on the wall
by Anonymous | reply 427 | March 21, 2022 7:36 PM |
Obsessed. Used when people are really into something. I cringe when I hear it. Also, "literally".
by Anonymous | reply 428 | March 25, 2022 10:27 PM |
"closure": No such thing. Life goes on, is all. Sometimes you can make some peace, sometimes you can't.
"seeking closure": No, you're seeking info you don't have in the false belief that knowing will relieve something in you. It won't. Having the answers won't make the random happenings of life make any more sense. Shit happens, sometimes regardless of what we do or don't do.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | March 25, 2022 10:38 PM |
"I work hard, I play hard." Definitely a red flag statement.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | March 25, 2022 10:43 PM |
"Actually, I..." is a substitute for "No, idiot..."
Typically used by people who are know-it-alls.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | March 25, 2022 10:48 PM |
"What had happened was..."
It makes me laugh because it sounds so ghetto. So, I kind of ironically like it.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | March 25, 2022 10:50 PM |
"That's woke"
It's so over/misused and such a blanket non-statement that it's like nails on a chalkboard to me now.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | March 25, 2022 10:53 PM |
Conversate.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | March 25, 2022 10:53 PM |
My bad.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | March 25, 2022 10:54 PM |
"That's my jam" when it refers to anything other than a piece of music.
A "jam" refers to music NOT something you favor or are good at.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | March 25, 2022 11:07 PM |
"Cunt my pussy, bitch."
by Anonymous | reply 437 | March 25, 2022 11:10 PM |
R434, I have a new one for you: "We concept a great design for every engagement ring". In a commercial on a San Francisco radio station every morning when I drive to work, so it must have passed through many hands (and ears) and has nevertheless survived.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | March 25, 2022 11:11 PM |
"Are you serious?"
by Anonymous | reply 439 | March 25, 2022 11:31 PM |
All I ask is they take their feet off our necks.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | March 26, 2022 12:14 AM |
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet!
by Anonymous | reply 441 | March 26, 2022 12:14 AM |
Vicious cycle
by Anonymous | reply 442 | March 28, 2022 7:52 AM |
Stay safe. You got this Just sayin’ My truth
by Anonymous | reply 443 | March 28, 2022 7:55 AM |
When people preempt any phrase with "I mean..." It's become excruciatingly as common as "literally". Ugh.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | March 28, 2022 7:57 AM |
"Keep my wife's name outta your fuckin' mouth."
by Anonymous | reply 445 | March 28, 2022 8:00 AM |
"At the end of the day"
"My bad"
by Anonymous | reply 446 | March 28, 2022 8:17 AM |
Hi people
by Anonymous | reply 447 | March 28, 2022 4:06 PM |
Adorable blanket
People like you
by Anonymous | reply 448 | March 28, 2022 4:07 PM |
Farm to table
Sustainable
by Anonymous | reply 449 | March 28, 2022 6:06 PM |
Eat shit n die, trash
by Anonymous | reply 450 | March 29, 2022 1:26 AM |
"Following guest?" I'm shopping at your store, bitch. I'm not a guest; you're charging me. Please, god, bring back the far more palatable "NEXT!".
by Anonymous | reply 451 | March 30, 2022 9:40 PM |
Each time a celebrity or whatever "breaks their silence", especially when there wasn't any sort of silence to start with because these people never stop running their mouths.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | March 30, 2022 10:19 PM |
"Sad last days"
I'm in a drug-induced euphoric state most of the time, you pathetic fags!
by Anonymous | reply 453 | March 30, 2022 10:27 PM |
“Should have went”.
When did this atrocity become ok? It’s everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | March 30, 2022 11:22 PM |
Suck my pussy
by Anonymous | reply 455 | March 30, 2022 11:34 PM |
Clapped back
by Anonymous | reply 456 | March 31, 2022 12:05 AM |
"[I've/he's] got my back."
It sounds so fucking hick, and all the worse when someone not a slack-jawed yokel uses it.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | March 31, 2022 2:12 AM |
"I slap comedians on television for no reason when I'm stoned because I love too much."
by Anonymous | reply 458 | March 31, 2022 2:39 AM |
“Genderqueer” and “assigned at birth”
by Anonymous | reply 459 | March 31, 2022 2:47 AM |
“Diversity and Inclusion”
Translation: We’re going to hire one black guy and draw attention away from the endless parade of H-1B Indians.
by Anonymous | reply 460 | March 31, 2022 2:57 AM |
'Let's put a button on it' to close a discussion. Very popular on CNN.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | March 31, 2022 3:34 AM |
[quote] “Should have went”.
I hear this a lot, too, and I just wince a little when I hear it.
by Anonymous | reply 462 | March 31, 2022 5:02 AM |
Segue
by Anonymous | reply 463 | March 31, 2022 5:12 AM |
R463 And usually wrongly spelt ‘segway’.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | March 31, 2022 5:16 AM |
[quote] 'Let's put a button on it' to close a discussion.
Revolting.
If someone actually said that in a conversation I was involved in, I’d have to kick him in the cunt bone.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | March 31, 2022 1:29 PM |
"My team" for people I supervise.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | March 31, 2022 6:00 PM |
Gender reveal party
by Anonymous | reply 467 | March 31, 2022 7:03 PM |
Hating ON or Crushing ON
by Anonymous | reply 468 | March 31, 2022 7:18 PM |
"A shit ton." I just hate it.
by Anonymous | reply 469 | April 1, 2022 5:29 AM |
When oral seamlessly segues into fucking there’s no ‘wrongway’ to spell it.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | April 1, 2022 6:01 AM |
You do have a point.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | April 1, 2022 5:15 PM |
"Tucker Carlson SLAMS Bill Maher in one tweet!"
This is rich people complaining, this is not the WWE.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | April 2, 2022 9:40 PM |
"Why is nobody talking about..."
Said when there were quite a few people talking about it.
It is so annoying because it's very obvious the person lives a life of playing victim and trying to get attention for it.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | April 2, 2022 9:44 PM |
".... is something I didn't know I needed today".
The problem with many of these sayings is that they were clever the very first time they were said. After that, you have folks just copying it over and over.
by Anonymous | reply 474 | April 2, 2022 9:58 PM |
RuPaul's dress is giving me LIFE!
Even worse when said by a frau.
by Anonymous | reply 475 | April 2, 2022 9:58 PM |
r472 reminds me how much I hate "smash" to mean "fuck."
by Anonymous | reply 476 | April 2, 2022 10:11 PM |
I was today years old when I learned people like r287 don’t like that expression.
Whod’a thunk it?
by Anonymous | reply 477 | April 2, 2022 10:18 PM |
Ok, boomer.
Yeet.
Boujee.
I’m weak.
Thirsty.
That's what she said......
by Anonymous | reply 478 | April 2, 2022 10:26 PM |
Tap that app.
by Anonymous | reply 479 | April 2, 2022 10:26 PM |
Yes, R474. It's the lack of originality that bugs me more than the words themselves. When I'm addressing others, I make an effort to say or write something worthy of their attention, rather than just spewing out more of what they've heard before. In fact, I make that effort for my own sake so I don't bore myself into a coma.
by Anonymous | reply 480 | April 3, 2022 1:11 AM |
Not a phrase but a formulation:
‘Remember [fill in the blank]? Me neither’
Such a smug self satisfied way to express a no doubt cliché opinion
by Anonymous | reply 481 | April 3, 2022 2:32 AM |
R475: it’s ‘LYFE’
by Anonymous | reply 482 | April 3, 2022 2:33 AM |
Macro-aggression. Micro-aggression. Cis Do your research. Got it (as in Shut Up.) Let's unpack this or We've got a lot to unpack ( when it doesn't involve a suitcase.)
by Anonymous | reply 483 | April 3, 2022 2:39 AM |
This whole thread is such a MOOD!
by Anonymous | reply 484 | April 3, 2022 2:57 AM |
"I know a friend of mine".
by Anonymous | reply 485 | April 3, 2022 5:01 AM |
R481 - clichéd, not cliché.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | April 3, 2022 5:07 AM |
R486: thanks, in my mind I was thinking of ‘un avis cliché’
by Anonymous | reply 487 | April 3, 2022 6:55 AM |
Good to go
by Anonymous | reply 488 | April 3, 2022 9:42 AM |
I love you more
by Anonymous | reply 489 | April 3, 2022 9:46 AM |
"There are no such thing as an illegitimate child , only illegitimate parents"
by Anonymous | reply 490 | April 3, 2022 10:06 AM |
‘I’m not crying, you’re crying’
by Anonymous | reply 491 | April 3, 2022 10:14 AM |
[quote] Let's unpack this or We've got a lot to unpack ( when it doesn't involve a suitcase.)
Like nails on a chalkboard.
That and “going forward.”
by Anonymous | reply 492 | April 3, 2022 8:30 PM |
"Quick Question"
I hate this, because the question may seem quick to the person asking it, but it typically requires a NOT quick answer. It's a passive aggressive habit to try and get your QUICK attention.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | April 6, 2022 1:22 AM |
Problematic
by Anonymous | reply 494 | April 6, 2022 3:42 AM |
"rando"
by Anonymous | reply 495 | April 7, 2022 9:50 PM |
Adulting
by Anonymous | reply 496 | April 7, 2022 9:57 PM |
dollface
by Anonymous | reply 497 | April 9, 2022 12:18 AM |
"With that being said... "
Oh, STFU, you brainless twit.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | April 9, 2022 12:41 AM |
Amazeballs. Awesomesauce.
Just go kill yourself already, fuckwad.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | April 9, 2022 12:43 AM |
R499 I’ll see your amazeballs and raise you with “totes adorbs”.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | April 9, 2022 2:51 AM |
I'll just leave it at that.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | April 9, 2022 5:42 AM |
At the end of the day.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | April 9, 2022 9:03 AM |
When people (and especially people on the DL) don’t understand the different applications of “who”, “that” and “which”.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | April 10, 2022 5:17 AM |
Cool beans
by Anonymous | reply 504 | April 10, 2022 5:21 AM |
I seen him
by Anonymous | reply 505 | April 10, 2022 9:13 PM |
Get it
by Anonymous | reply 506 | April 10, 2022 9:41 PM |
R504, r413’s boss uses that all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | April 11, 2022 1:15 PM |
R500 YES, that one is annoying as all hell!
by Anonymous | reply 508 | April 11, 2022 6:42 PM |
Mouth feel
by Anonymous | reply 509 | April 13, 2022 12:38 PM |
Misgendered
Diversity Initiative
Xxxx lives matter
I work in the xxxx "space" (when talking about work)
My ( weight loss, vaginal dryness, emotional weakness) journey from Fraus on social media.
Opportunity Zone ( referring to yet another initiative that will fail to revitalize the ghetto)
Social Media Influencers =white females 18-35 diagnosed with BPD
I was discriminated against in a social setting=You may be a member of an actual or imaginary minority. Reality is people found you annoying or unattractive and ignored you.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | April 13, 2022 1:06 PM |
“Off of”.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | April 13, 2022 7:16 PM |
Currently shamelessly accepted vernacular along the lines of "Like, share, and retweet." Closely related to the "99% of my friends won't change their FB statuses that cancer is bad" drivel (you won that bet, honey). For added likes and loves and retweets and shares, I'll add that I loathe the current scourge of headlines along the lines of "Why nothing matters other than you want to be Zendaya right now" or "You;'ll gasp at 1:22. But you'll be crying at 1.49."
by Anonymous | reply 512 | April 13, 2022 7:39 PM |
R152 Insert the usual apologies for the (uneditable) punctuation-mark corrections...
by Anonymous | reply 513 | April 13, 2022 7:41 PM |
"Passed away peacefully." "Brave battle with cancer." "I'm your narcissistic co-worker."
by Anonymous | reply 514 | April 13, 2022 7:43 PM |
“I’m happily married.”
“I’m a workaholic.”
“I’m a Christian.”
If these are actually true, you won’t have to tell me.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | April 13, 2022 11:17 PM |
Narcissistic is a word that’s thrown around too often nowadays. But I guess that’s because everyone is a narcissist.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | April 14, 2022 12:06 AM |
“Cause” or even more infantile, “cos”.
It’s “because”, unless you are six years old.
by Anonymous | reply 517 | April 16, 2022 1:46 AM |
He's a FAMILY man.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | April 16, 2022 1:51 AM |
When a gay guy says “we’ve been monogamous for 25 years.”
Sure you have, bitch. That’s why you’re on Grindr every time hubby is out of town.
by Anonymous | reply 519 | April 16, 2022 7:23 AM |
All of these bullshit terms and phrases that the great George Carlin references here in this clip.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | April 19, 2022 12:20 AM |
“He’s good people”.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | April 19, 2022 3:17 AM |
"ride or die"
by Anonymous | reply 522 | May 8, 2022 12:43 AM |
Dems short for Democrats. It drives me crazy because it just sounds so trashy and then I imagine the people saying it in a Yo Samity Sam voice "Dems the facts (instead of them)" Democrats is really not such a long word. Something in my brain automatically presumes whatever is coming next is going to be uneducated and stupid when a sentence begins with "Dems"
by Anonymous | reply 523 | May 8, 2022 1:06 AM |
When someone signs an email with "Blessings" URG.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | May 8, 2022 1:49 AM |
#grateful
by Anonymous | reply 525 | May 8, 2022 1:52 AM |
Smash that Subscribe button!!!
by Anonymous | reply 526 | May 9, 2022 6:26 PM |
"It's not rocket science".
This is a surefire passive aggressive way to piss someone off who is just seeking a bit of clarity on a topic.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | May 9, 2022 8:17 PM |
When the Brits say - Fruit and Veg.
Veg sounds like VAG
by Anonymous | reply 528 | May 9, 2022 8:30 PM |
Ping me. Cannot STAND this phrase.
by Anonymous | reply 529 | May 9, 2022 8:41 PM |
London here.
Imported from America, I think. "Enjoy your evening!" or "Enjoy the rest of your day" - "Enjoy your weekend!" - this is usually at the end of a phone call with some nameless person - you also get it in shops and things - then they expect you to say "You too" etc...I've already said "Thank you" - that's enough, so I say nothing.
Enjoy the rest of your day, DL!
by Anonymous | reply 530 | May 9, 2022 8:56 PM |
Also I LOATHE "Dropped" or "dropping" - "Lady Gaga's dropping her new album on Monday" - it sounds so peculiar, what was wrong with releasing?
Even more I hate "THROWBACK" - what was wrong with FLASHBACK. People, it seems, prefer to throw and drop things.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | May 9, 2022 8:59 PM |
[quote]He's a FAMILY man.
you forgot "And a hard worker" - the two usually go together,
by Anonymous | reply 532 | May 9, 2022 9:01 PM |
"Lady Gaga, the Poker Face singer, appeared in a dress made entirely of meat!"
What I hate about this is the qualifier "the Poker Face singer". They do this shit all the time now, as if we need that extra verbiage. It would make more sense if they used it with a lesser known celebrity, and if they had used better grammar. For example:
"Janelle Monae appeared in a satin tuxedo covered with rhinestones. Fans will recall Monae from her breakthrough appearance on 'We Are Young' by the band fun."
The above doesn't use "Monae, the We Are Young singer,".
by Anonymous | reply 533 | May 10, 2022 4:34 PM |
"What x do you love/loathe?"
by Anonymous | reply 534 | May 10, 2022 4:39 PM |
“Use to”.
by Anonymous | reply 535 | May 10, 2022 8:14 PM |
Every contact now is "reaching out." Instead of calling someone or emailing them, or even being in touch, it's "I'll reach out to..." Just fucking call or email them.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | May 10, 2022 9:11 PM |
“Wiggle room”.
by Anonymous | reply 537 | May 11, 2022 9:39 AM |
"I could care less"
I don't LOATHE it - it's sort of sweet. But it makes no sense.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | May 11, 2022 9:56 AM |
Brainfart
Wheelhouse
by Anonymous | reply 539 | May 11, 2022 10:04 AM |
"Lived" experience. What other kind is there, Redundicunt?
by Anonymous | reply 540 | May 11, 2022 5:44 PM |
I've stopped saying "You keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth!" since Will stole it and used it rather famously on TV. He's a bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | May 11, 2022 6:16 PM |
Ah-maaaaaay-zing!
by Anonymous | reply 542 | May 12, 2022 1:11 AM |
"Trust."
Sorry not sorry.
In these uncertain times.
Do better.
Just saying.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | May 12, 2022 1:28 AM |
"I stand with ..."
You're not standing with or for anything. You're on your ass on your couch, virtue-signaling on social media.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | May 12, 2022 8:01 AM |
The Southern Poverty Law Center just sent me a request for donations to help reform the American criminal justice system, which has wrongfully incarcerated many people who should be "decarcerated" without delay!
by Anonymous | reply 545 | May 13, 2022 3:27 AM |
"sus"
by Anonymous | reply 546 | May 13, 2022 5:45 AM |
[quote]"I stand with ..." You're not standing with or for anything. You're on your ass on your couch, virtue-signaling on social media.
"I stand corrected" is another. I want to say, yes and you stand there for a while gurl and think it over.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | May 13, 2022 2:00 PM |
All the feels
by Anonymous | reply 548 | May 13, 2022 2:46 PM |
“I could care less”. Which means the opposite of what the speaker wants to convey.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | May 14, 2022 1:24 AM |
Use to
by Anonymous | reply 550 | May 14, 2022 5:16 PM |
[people] be like...
Insert noun, pronoun, proper noun of your choice. It's not hip, it's cringe inducing to hear a 63 year old white product manager in a work meeting peppering her comments with "people be like" or, worse, sharing gif memes of the same "Monday morning meetings I be like..."
by Anonymous | reply 551 | May 17, 2022 7:49 AM |
"For shits and giggles." When something is that funny, you laugh and you take a shit?
Someone just typed "for shits and grins" a couple of minutes ago. What are you, a moron?
by Anonymous | reply 552 | May 17, 2022 10:04 PM |
LITERALLY
by Anonymous | reply 553 | May 17, 2022 11:40 PM |
"Meh."
by Anonymous | reply 554 | May 18, 2022 12:37 AM |
"Wait, what?"
by Anonymous | reply 555 | May 19, 2022 3:59 PM |
Jesus, R523! It's YOSEMITE SAM!
by Anonymous | reply 556 | May 20, 2022 12:36 AM |
"Reference" as a verb instead of "refer to."
by Anonymous | reply 557 | May 22, 2022 5:23 AM |
Abit
by Anonymous | reply 558 | May 22, 2022 5:44 AM |
Not gonna lie
by Anonymous | reply 559 | May 25, 2022 12:38 AM |
[quote]Also I LOATHE "Dropped" or "dropping" - "Lady Gaga's dropping her new album on Monday" - it sounds so peculiar, what was wrong with releasing?
I had a realtor who was always saying that he had a new listing that "is going to drop on" Thursday morning, as if the world lay in wait for him to announce with all the fanfare of a new listing on a consolidated property sales site yet another four bedroom house overly renovated house in the manner of the Property Brothers in acres of white quartz and sparkly backsplash tiles. "Dropped" doesn't make anything more important
by Anonymous | reply 560 | May 25, 2022 11:30 AM |
Parenting. Adulting.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | May 25, 2022 12:42 PM |
“Live your best life”. It makes me want to administer violence.
by Anonymous | reply 562 | May 25, 2022 12:46 PM |
Hashtags:
“Blessed AF” (and the white fraus who use it)
“Highly favored” (and the black fraus who use it)
by Anonymous | reply 563 | May 25, 2022 5:10 PM |
Nothingburger.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | May 30, 2022 1:32 AM |
Rest in Peace.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | May 30, 2022 1:46 AM |
Oh My Sides.
by Anonymous | reply 566 | May 30, 2022 1:54 AM |
‘Me more’ as a reply to, I love you.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | May 30, 2022 1:57 AM |
Bucket List
by Anonymous | reply 568 | May 30, 2022 1:58 AM |
It hurt my heart.
I heart you.
by Anonymous | reply 569 | May 30, 2022 2:00 AM |
I wish this thread was a poll. I would vote multiple times for NO WORRIES.
Also hate NO PROBLEM
by Anonymous | reply 570 | May 30, 2022 2:06 AM |
[quote]"decarcerated"
as released from jail.
Also, 'depopulated' for killing or murdering.
by Anonymous | reply 571 | May 30, 2022 2:09 AM |
R571- There's a new phrase/word for the only solution to our fossil fuel depletion predicament
Degrowth
by Anonymous | reply 572 | May 30, 2022 2:12 AM |
No problem, R570.
by Anonymous | reply 573 | May 30, 2022 2:23 AM |
R571, the language isn't what's crazy, it's the people who abuse it who are. They're also tone deaf if they can use "decarcerated" without gagging. They're the same people who excuse such horrors by insisting that language "evolves" -- but in this case, it devolves.
by Anonymous | reply 574 | May 30, 2022 2:24 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 575 | May 31, 2022 8:15 PM |
I dislike the overuse of superlatives. People have lost the ability to use language without exaggeration.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | May 31, 2022 8:43 PM |
Lately, "I hear ya" gets under my skin. I know ya hear me, but are you fucking listening to me?
by Anonymous | reply 577 | May 31, 2022 9:26 PM |
Normalcy
Going forward
by Anonymous | reply 578 | May 31, 2022 9:36 PM |
Why are assholes suddenly the best people ever once they die? I went to a funeral for a tight, mean, asshole man who is my friend’s dad. The eulogy made me feel like I was at someone else’s funeral. They called him such a kind Christian man, etc. I almost choked on my saliva.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | May 31, 2022 10:17 PM |
[quote]"Quick Question"
In Spain, "una pregunta..." Is a most dangerous interjection which must be drowned out or aborted at any cost.
After a long wait your number has been called at the bank and your proceed to sit down with the officer to discuss some bit of paperwork that must be seen to in person. Just as you greet the bank officer and begin to explain your request, some clown appears from nowhere with his innocent sounding, "una pregunta" (one question.) Bit it is neither one question mor a simple matter but a series of increasingly complex questions that will derail the entire bank office for the better part of a half hour if you don't interject immediately and tell him to take a number as you did. Firmly.
Or in a post office, a government office, the grocery store. It's not that the expression itself is hated it's the fear the words invoke.
by Anonymous | reply 580 | May 31, 2022 10:54 PM |
Rest in Power!
by Anonymous | reply 581 | May 31, 2022 11:41 PM |
"Decarcerated?"
That's hilarious!
by Anonymous | reply 582 | June 1, 2022 2:49 AM |
In a sick humor sort of way, R582. It sounds like self-parody, except that the Southern Poverty Law Center isn't known for making fun of itself.
by Anonymous | reply 583 | June 1, 2022 2:54 AM |
[quote]if they can use "decarcerated" without gagging.
If they were incarcerated, wouldn’t it stand to reason they’d be outcarcerated?
by Anonymous | reply 584 | June 1, 2022 5:09 PM |
[quote] People have lost the ability to use language without exaggeration.
Oh, that is so absolutely 100% not true at all. No one ever does that in the entire world! Get with it, man!
by Anonymous | reply 585 | June 1, 2022 5:10 PM |
Curated (overused -- and incorrectly, as it always is now).
Luxe. 🤮🤢
by Anonymous | reply 586 | June 1, 2022 10:03 PM |
Narrative
by Anonymous | reply 587 | June 1, 2022 10:26 PM |
People who say doggo instead of dog and kiddo instead of kid.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | June 1, 2022 10:29 PM |
'Farm Stand Butter' when they just mean fucking butter!!!
by Anonymous | reply 589 | June 3, 2022 2:28 PM |
Grown-ass people going on about having to 'take a wee'. Please!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 590 | June 3, 2022 2:29 PM |
So I guess tinkle is a no-go for you?
by Anonymous | reply 591 | June 3, 2022 5:25 PM |
For shits and giggles.
by Anonymous | reply 592 | June 4, 2022 11:44 PM |
Dollface
Dollface thread
by Anonymous | reply 593 | June 5, 2022 5:42 AM |
salty, unless you're referring to food
by Anonymous | reply 594 | June 5, 2022 5:45 AM |
Alright!
So what happened is the TV wasn't working, alright, so I took the back panel off and removed the motherboard, alright, turned out we had to wait 6 weeks to order the parts...alright.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | June 5, 2022 5:55 AM |
“Suppose to” and “use to”.
Indicators of someone who didn’t finish high school.
by Anonymous | reply 596 | June 5, 2022 6:43 AM |
SICK! That game was sick man. That car is sick. Those shoes are sick.
Now it's FIRE. Those shoes are FIRE.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | June 5, 2022 1:03 PM |
Alls you have to do....
by Anonymous | reply 598 | June 5, 2022 1:04 PM |
Gay-adjacent
by Anonymous | reply 600 | June 7, 2022 10:11 PM |
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