Monaco’s Charlene (continued)

I am sorry but this is a woman who tried to hide at her country's embassy to avoid marrying this oddball prince. Something is amiss...

she tried to skip town too, but (allegedly) Albert sent his secret police to the airport in Nice and they apprehended her before the wedding.

Seems like she’s has a mental break of some kind. Those poor twins.

Grace Kelly had a tough time adjusting to being Princess of Monaco for quite some time and I suspect Charlene is going through the same thing but she's not as tough and resilient as Grace was.

Princess Charlene got out of South Africa right in time, with this new Covid variant.

She's the one who brought it to Europe - that's why she's in the hospital.

Covid Charlene!

Did the Tatler article ever come out?

She wants to be known from now on as "Prince Charles of Monaco."

And it's causing some upset because s/he also wants Albert to be known as "Hairy."

Sinus problems ,Rose

Maybe she wasn't excited about being forced to marry a fat gay Prince.

Monaco is a Mafia-controlled state

The Grimaldi family has had Mafia ties since the 1950s

There are no civil rights for anyone but the Grimaldi family and their uber-wealthy friends

[quote]Sinus problems ,Rose

Maybe she needs a Cocaine nosejob

[quote] Maybe she wasn't excited about being forced to marry a fat gay Prince.

You can tell he's gay because he has several illegitimate children with strippers.

Male strippers?

[Quote]The Grimaldi family has had Mafia ties since the 1950s

I read that Stefano Casiraghi, Caroline's second husband, had some kind of mafia ties related to his businesses. There was even a rumor that his speed boat accident was no accident. After his death, his crypt was broken into and his coffin moved to vertical, standing position -- a Mafia sign of disrespect. This was in a Vanity Fair profile of Caroline and Stephanie.

Getting plastic surgery?

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Alexandre looks Trans

[quote] Alexandre looks Trans

"'So and so' looks trans is arguably the most retarded comment one can make on DL.

I wonder why Princess Gabriella’s bangs haven’t grown back in yet, she butchered them in October.

Because it's an old pic?

Per the DM today, Prince Albert says Charlene is still "months away" from recovery. I wonder what can be wrong?

Because she's never been to HER!

Preparations for the divorce being under way.

Mark my words.

Monaco being so small, do the residents just bump into their Serene Highnesses and family right and left?

Yes, just like New Yorkers bump into Fran Lebowitz right and left.

I think out of all the members of the Princely family, Princess Stephanie is the one they’re likely to bump into. She sometimes lives in her mobile home that she parks on the street and her kids were active in school sports so she would go to their events. Albert and Caroline are probably very shielded, and of course Charlene is locked in the attic.

R27 NYC is a lot bigger and denser than Monaco.

She's baaack

She's never been to her. That's her real problem. All those trips to the isle of Greece were ultimately meaningless.