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I know of an actor who took his dick out on stage to impress an agent.

Then he was a younger actor look for representation, and he got the agent from a big agency to show up, the actor sat the agent in the front row, and because the play kind of left it open for the actor, he took his quite large dick out in a seduction scene with another guy. The other actor was completely shocked, not having been warned in advance what was up.

That young actor got the agent to sign him. Now, about 12 or 13 years later, that actor is now on a hit TV show. The director of the play told me that.

I happened to be in attendance the night the actor took his dick out. It really was the best looking cock I've ever seen.

by Anonymousreply 185November 29, 2021 4:22 AM

Didn't Peter Firth get cast in "Equus" in some off-stage kind of equivalent way?

by Anonymousreply 1November 22, 2021 2:04 AM

I know we are supposed to beg you to tell us the name of the actor...but, meh.

by Anonymousreply 2November 22, 2021 2:07 AM

Worst blind item ever

by Anonymousreply 3November 22, 2021 2:09 AM

This OP makes up so many stupid posts.

by Anonymousreply 4November 22, 2021 2:09 AM

Bless your heart, OP, we don't care.

by Anonymousreply 5November 22, 2021 2:10 AM

Yeah, I figured that someone would say that, R2. And bless your heart too, R5. My friend the director would not look kindly on me if I said who it was. Sue me. The actor is very short and fit, blond, and was quite impressively hung for his size. He plays a supporting role and the lead of the show is a woman.

by Anonymousreply 6November 22, 2021 2:12 AM

No, really. Don't, OP. No one cares about your very interesting blind item.

by Anonymousreply 7November 22, 2021 2:14 AM

On a kind of related note, is this like the thing when the Broadway producers created the "Wildcat!" musical for Lucille Balls in 1960, and she first started rehearsing!?

by Anonymousreply 8November 22, 2021 2:16 AM

[quote]I know of an actor who took his dick out on stage to impress an agent.

And I know of a poster on an anonymous site who, giving no information other than a second-hand claim, says he know of an actor who took his dick out on stage to impress an agent.

Do I get a prize, too?

by Anonymousreply 9November 22, 2021 2:18 AM

Couldn't he just have done a run of "Naked Boys Singing"? Plenty have, some got other work afterwards, too.

by Anonymousreply 10November 22, 2021 2:20 AM

Don't give a shit what you think, girls. It's true. If you don't care, great. I know blind items are obnoxious but the director is on DL sometimes and he directs TV stuff now and doesn't want grief. Bite me.

by Anonymousreply 11November 22, 2021 2:20 AM

So you came here to tell us you couldnt tell us anything. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 12November 22, 2021 2:21 AM


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by Anonymousreply 14November 22, 2021 2:22 AM

network or otherwise?

by Anonymousreply 15November 22, 2021 2:23 AM

Maybe in "Diana" -- since appearing in that is maybe even more embarrassing.

by Anonymousreply 16November 22, 2021 2:24 AM

He has the same initials first name and last.

by Anonymousreply 17November 22, 2021 2:24 AM

How impressive could it be if it took 13 years to get a big tv show?

by Anonymousreply 18November 22, 2021 2:24 AM

HI OP - you realize this is an anonymous site? You don't have to name him but you could name the show he is on. Or name the female lead but not the actor. Nor the network it is on.

by Anonymousreply 19November 22, 2021 2:32 AM

I would be more curious if the redacted, blonde dwarf fucked someone on stage but...meh.

by Anonymousreply 20November 22, 2021 2:36 AM
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by Anonymousreply 21November 22, 2021 2:43 AM

Ronin Rubinstein is too young and his show has a male lead.

Matthew Morrison isn’t on a hit show anymore.

Neither are particularly blonde or short.

I’m stumped! Network, cable, or streaming? Drama or comedy?

by Anonymousreply 22November 22, 2021 2:53 AM

[quote]TV stuff

How, quaint.

by Anonymousreply 23November 22, 2021 2:54 AM

Was it Danny Devito?

by Anonymousreply 24November 22, 2021 2:55 AM


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by Anonymousreply 25November 22, 2021 2:55 AM

Chris Carmack is blonde and recently joined Grey’s Anatomy (and appeared in his underwear onstage in Entertaining Mr. Sloane) but he’s 6’1” and had already been on The OC by that point…

by Anonymousreply 26November 22, 2021 3:02 AM

Ethan Embry is on Grace & Frankie and was sort of reinventing himself as a grown-up actor 12 or 13 years ago but he’s 5’10”, at least according to the internet…

by Anonymousreply 27November 22, 2021 3:06 AM

Blah blah blah, blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blah.

by Anonymousreply 28November 22, 2021 3:20 AM

These claims are SCANDALOUS!

by Anonymousreply 29November 22, 2021 3:26 AM

Oh my goodness you saw a penis? And the person attached to that penis, if this is even true, and who cares one way or the other, went on to do other things? This happened in real life?

Have you contacted the #metoo or #timesup organizations to help you through your trauma?

Cock? right there for all to see? For shame. Forever shame.

by Anonymousreply 30November 22, 2021 3:34 AM

No trauma whatsoever, R30. I said it was a beautiful cock.

by Anonymousreply 31November 22, 2021 3:37 AM

Then what are you complaining about? Appreciate beauty when you see it.

by Anonymousreply 32November 22, 2021 3:39 AM

Did I say I was complaining?

by Anonymousreply 33November 22, 2021 3:40 AM

It. Out.

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by Anonymousreply 34November 22, 2021 3:41 AM

Sort of, these stories that seem to drag others down for things they've done to get ahead, even when they are not true, are not appealing. It's none of your business what others want.

by Anonymousreply 35November 22, 2021 3:42 AM

Hunty R35, I'm NOT complaining.

by Anonymousreply 36November 22, 2021 3:44 AM

Matthew Modine

by Anonymousreply 37November 22, 2021 3:44 AM

Alright, then I'll one up you in absurd stories, and say that the best orgasms I've ever had, consistently, were with someone who was in Paul Blart the Mall Cop. It was not Kevin James, otherwise, I will not say who it was.

by Anonymousreply 38November 22, 2021 3:51 AM

This is hardly an audacious claim.

by Anonymousreply 39November 22, 2021 3:52 AM

Is the blondie cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 40November 22, 2021 3:56 AM


by Anonymousreply 41November 22, 2021 4:01 AM

It's gotta be AKB, but he isn't on a TV show, is he?

by Anonymousreply 42November 22, 2021 4:01 AM

I’m an actor. I once had an audition for a scene where my character pees off a cliff. Well I didn’t pee but I did unzip my pants and pull my penis out. Then the director gave me direction without mentioning what I had done and so I did it again. I didn’t get the job. I’ve gotten naked for 5 other auditions including Naked Boys Singing twice. I’ve been naked in 2 short student films. I also had a nude scene in an Off-Bway play but it closed on opening night after two weeks of previews. There was a big snow storm and people weren’t coming.

by Anonymousreply 43November 22, 2021 4:09 AM

A blonde short guy on a show with a female lead?

Gee. Thanks for amazing hints, OP.

by Anonymousreply 44November 22, 2021 4:18 AM

and he's uncut. so good chance a brit.

by Anonymousreply 45November 22, 2021 4:20 AM

Or the vast majority of white people born in the united states, so that narrows it down.

by Anonymousreply 46November 22, 2021 4:22 AM

R46, the vast majority of US-born men are cut.

by Anonymousreply 47November 22, 2021 4:25 AM

oh, I'm R46, and apologize, I first read your post at R45 as cut rather than uncut, and was wondering. In my cocks of the world I, well have issues, but know about that sort of thing.

by Anonymousreply 48November 22, 2021 4:26 AM

R46 doesn't understand basic math.

[quote]Across the 32-year period from 1979 through 2010, the national rate of newborn circumcision declined 10% overall, from 64.5% to 58.3% (Table and Figure 1). During this time, the overall percentage of newborns circumcised during their birth hospitalization was highest in 1981 at 64.9%, and lowest in 2007 at 55.4%.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 22, 2021 4:27 AM

But enough about Kevin Spacey

by Anonymousreply 50November 22, 2021 4:27 AM

Carol Channing?

by Anonymousreply 51November 22, 2021 4:30 AM

Isn't this how Beatrice Arthur got cast in "The Threepenny Opera"?

by Anonymousreply 52November 22, 2021 4:30 AM

Well, R49 I'm 50 yo, born and raised in the US. I've seen a lot of cock. Most of what I've come across or had conversations about has been cut. I realize my experience isn't everyone's, but most of it has been cut. I don't care one way or the other, I'm just telling it like it was.

by Anonymousreply 53November 22, 2021 4:32 AM

Justin Kirk has big, fat, massive, albeit mutilated dong.

by Anonymousreply 54November 22, 2021 4:33 AM

Back in the early 90s, it was said Matthew Modine was looking for a movie role in which he could be full-frontal nude. He was even willing to produce it. There was no interest.

But that pre-dates your post.

by Anonymousreply 55November 22, 2021 4:34 AM

OP said actor has same first/last initial.

by Anonymousreply 56November 22, 2021 4:35 AM

Lady Gaga

by Anonymousreply 57November 22, 2021 4:36 AM

Modine is massively, shockingly hung. Like a Jamaican guy, or John Holmes. But I strongly suspect he is not OP’s guy.

by Anonymousreply 58November 22, 2021 4:38 AM

I'm more interested in why Modine, who is 62, looks 82.

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by Anonymousreply 59November 22, 2021 4:42 AM

Wow, that’s shocking, r59.

by Anonymousreply 60November 22, 2021 4:54 AM

Moodiness has supposedly been up for a little gay sex now and then. There was someone on DL who said he gave Modine a blowjob in a bath in Chicago once.

by Anonymousreply 61November 22, 2021 4:57 AM

Modine, not Moodiness.

by Anonymousreply 62November 22, 2021 4:58 AM

Name or GTFO

by Anonymousreply 63November 22, 2021 4:58 AM

[quote] There was someone on DL who said he gave Modine a blowjob in a bath in Chicago once.

Someone also claimed Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama were in a bath house in Chicago. As if.

by Anonymousreply 64November 22, 2021 4:59 AM

I prefer moodiness. That has been my state of being for a few years.

by Anonymousreply 65November 22, 2021 5:00 AM

Has he ever appeared in a production of FOLLIES?

Otherwise, we're not interested.

by Anonymousreply 66November 22, 2021 5:04 AM

Matthew Morrison also sports a massive, albeit mutilated dong under bushy, wavy pubes.

by Anonymousreply 67November 22, 2021 5:05 AM

Op my guess is Jeremy Jordan…reasonably blond, lies about his height (is shorter than his bio), is a supporting regular on TV in Supergirl, and, most importantly, played Alex the hustler who seduces the closeted gay actor in a regional production of “the little dog laughed” around then…helping him land his big break in Bonnie & Clyde. My work is done here.

by Anonymousreply 68November 22, 2021 5:06 AM

Very handsome. I hope it is him.

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by Anonymousreply 69November 22, 2021 5:21 AM

Jeremy Jordan is not blond. otherwise he fits

by Anonymousreply 70November 22, 2021 5:31 AM

OP, is your director friend Rob Ruggiero?

by Anonymousreply 71November 22, 2021 5:31 AM

Oh, maybe it's Rob Reiner. I think that's who it is.

by Anonymousreply 72November 22, 2021 5:35 AM

Oh, or Sally Struthers. It has to be one of them.

by Anonymousreply 73November 22, 2021 5:36 AM

Jeremy Jordan is Jewish.

by Anonymousreply 74November 22, 2021 5:37 AM

I think Rob Reiner is too.

by Anonymousreply 75November 22, 2021 5:38 AM

It does make sense about Jordan. He could easily take his dick out onstage in The Little Dog Laughed, many of the actors playing Alex have gone full frontal in that play.

by Anonymousreply 76November 22, 2021 5:38 AM

Do you people even read???? OP said blond and intact. JJ is neither.

by Anonymousreply 77November 22, 2021 5:40 AM

Sally Strothers is.

by Anonymousreply 78November 22, 2021 5:42 AM

How do you think we got to the U.S.?

by Anonymousreply 79November 22, 2021 5:53 AM

Was it Bea Arthur, OP?

by Anonymousreply 80November 22, 2021 6:28 AM

American, blond, unmutilated dong!? Then he is only a figment of OP's febrile imagination!

by Anonymousreply 81November 22, 2021 6:31 AM

No, it wasn't.

by Anonymousreply 82November 22, 2021 6:40 AM

[quote] Now, about 12 or 13 years later, that actor is now on a hit TV show.

What hit show is Jeremy Jordan currently on? Didn't his character leave Supergirl some years ago?

by Anonymousreply 83November 22, 2021 7:12 AM

Suzanne Somers? I think that might be it.

by Anonymousreply 84November 22, 2021 7:17 AM

Y’all are so thirsty and gullible. I love it!

by Anonymousreply 85November 22, 2021 8:18 AM

OP, reading this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 86November 22, 2021 8:22 AM

Sharon Stone?

by Anonymousreply 87November 22, 2021 8:24 AM

Harry Hamlin.

by Anonymousreply 88November 22, 2021 8:34 AM

OP types fat, delusional, and lying.

by Anonymousreply 89November 22, 2021 8:43 AM

Billy Baldwin?

by Anonymousreply 90November 22, 2021 8:54 AM

Oh my, it must have been Susan Sarandon. I feel like an idiot for not thinking of it sooner.

by Anonymousreply 91November 22, 2021 9:09 AM

As male full frontal becomes more common I would expect agencies will want to see dick before signing anyone on.

by Anonymousreply 92November 22, 2021 9:20 AM

Are you referring to moi?

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by Anonymousreply 93November 22, 2021 9:28 AM

How many times can the "is it Bea Arthur?" joke be dragged out? Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 94November 22, 2021 9:32 AM

^ God will get ya for that cunt.

by Anonymousreply 95November 22, 2021 9:39 AM

Is Bea tucking? I don’t see a bulge.

by Anonymousreply 96November 22, 2021 9:40 AM

This is the dumbest and worst thread EVER.

The op comes here, drops some BS blind item, then tells us he/she can't give us any information about this person.

And you all fell for it.

by Anonymousreply 97November 22, 2021 10:10 AM

If you're not going to say who it is, you shouldn't post at all. 2/10.

by Anonymousreply 98November 22, 2021 10:16 AM

Charlie Chaplin?

by Anonymousreply 99November 22, 2021 10:18 AM

R77 I have found that people toss the word “blond” around quite a bit when they actually mean light brown. It doesn’t necessarily mean Chris Hemsworth-blond. Jordan has been blond-ish, such as around the Newsies era. I’m also not convinced about the cut versus uncut thing in every aspect of this tale. Regardless, it’s up to OP to put out or shut up.

by Anonymousreply 100November 22, 2021 12:56 PM

Alfie Allen isn’t on a hit show anymore but is short, blonde, muscular, and happy to take out his dick on stage or screen.

by Anonymousreply 101November 22, 2021 1:30 PM

R101 I thought he was separated from said peen?

by Anonymousreply 102November 22, 2021 1:32 PM

OP, I know a man who danced with his wife. In Chicago.

by Anonymousreply 103November 22, 2021 1:51 PM

Okay possibly the show isn't on anymore...not sure with Covid what's on and off and I never really watched it.

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by Anonymousreply 105November 22, 2021 2:26 PM

Blow me, R105...the answer is in the thread.

by Anonymousreply 106November 22, 2021 2:28 PM

The OP is the worst, saddest, fattest caftan flapper in all of human history.

A roaring grease fire awaits you, OP. As does Cheryl's pussy.

by Anonymousreply 107November 22, 2021 2:37 PM

The scrolling link at R104 offers two options.

by Anonymousreply 108November 22, 2021 2:49 PM

He's not blond but I wouldn't mind if it were him.

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by Anonymousreply 109November 22, 2021 2:52 PM

OP could you just confirm if it was a NYC production in 2008 or 2009

by Anonymousreply 110November 22, 2021 2:52 PM

I know of an OP who started a really lame blind item thread, which was total bs.

And then he died.

by Anonymousreply 111November 22, 2021 2:57 PM

Joel Johnstone may make the most sense: short, blondish, the right age, still recurring on a hit show with a female lead.

by Anonymousreply 112November 22, 2021 3:15 PM

Joel Johnstone is not remotely blonde, surely? Alfie Allen is a much better bet.

by Anonymousreply 113November 22, 2021 3:22 PM

OP, has the correct answer been posted in this thread?

by Anonymousreply 114November 22, 2021 3:23 PM


by Anonymousreply 115November 22, 2021 3:24 PM

Yeah, it's AKB for sure. Short and hung, we all know that.

What show is he on?

by Anonymousreply 116November 23, 2021 12:23 AM

It was Elaine Stritch wasn’t it OP?

by Anonymousreply 117November 23, 2021 12:40 AM

I wrote that it was Jeremy Jordan but now that I’ve read all about Joel Johnstone and his work with Rising Phoenix Repertory…I’ve changed my answer. He was the lead in at least three Daniel Reitz one acts between 2007 and 2011 and all Reitz’s main characters are always gay, bi, closeted or curious. Plus we all know Off Off Broadway loves to show dick. So I don’t know Johnstone, but he’s short, ginger, and Maisel…which computes for me.

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by Anonymousreply 118November 23, 2021 1:11 AM

Was it Betty Buckley?

by Anonymousreply 119November 23, 2021 1:42 AM

Can people please stop indulging the OP? This thread is beyond pathetic and is making me feel ashamed to be gay

by Anonymousreply 120November 23, 2021 8:50 AM

Bobby Bittman?

by Anonymousreply 121November 23, 2021 9:09 AM

Bobby Brady?

by Anonymousreply 122November 23, 2021 9:53 AM

“I saw a play with nudity once” - retarded OP

by Anonymousreply 123November 23, 2021 10:08 AM

Need to hear more about the time Modine got sucked off in a bath(house?).

by Anonymousreply 124November 23, 2021 6:59 PM

I'll have to ask Daniel Talbott who this is.....

by Anonymousreply 125November 23, 2021 7:02 PM

R120 You are a Sad Sack. Maybe that should be your stage name?

by Anonymousreply 126November 23, 2021 7:02 PM

I know an actor who said he would be willing to get his ass eaten on camera for a role. And he did. The elder gay who was his scene partner put full tongue in there with permission from the younger actor. PS they fucked after the scene in the older guy's trailer.

by Anonymousreply 127November 24, 2021 2:33 PM

White Lotus fan-fic

by Anonymousreply 128November 24, 2021 2:40 PM

If it is Joel Johnstone…he is he biggest bore I have ever listened to on a podcast. I mean the Lesley Kahn podcast (Kahnversations) tends to get very deep into the acting craft (deep sigh) but it can be interesting (the Alanna Ubach podcast was good).

Joel gave away nothing about himself…and this was early, early in his career (2013). For 15 minutes he talked about how he was raised in Milwaukee, he wanted to be a baseball player to meet girls, it didn’t work out so he became an actor to meet girls, he moved to New York City at 18 and—to his credit graduated from Fordham university—but he barely discussed his New York years, except that he was in a few off off Broadway plays, couldn’t even get a part on law and order…but was doing well financially with voice work and tv commercials.

It was all about how he moved to LA. Meanwhile, he moved to LA with no representation and all he had in was the same NYC commercial agent. Did DPN rep him because he yanked his schlong out on stage in 2007. I don’t know. But the same commercial agency that signed him in NYC still reps him for commercial. He does have a great radio/voiceover voice (his commercial work in the link).

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by Anonymousreply 129November 24, 2021 3:14 PM

Was it you, OP?

by Anonymousreply 130November 24, 2021 3:15 PM

If this story is real, that makes no sense. If an actor showed his dick on a play a whole audience was attending, it's public knowledge and no one can be sued over that.

This is either a boring fabrication or OP is the actor trying to raise their profile.

by Anonymousreply 131November 24, 2021 3:26 PM

Ethan Embry huh? I guess we have some Empire Records fans still here

by Anonymousreply 132November 24, 2021 3:57 PM

OP, it would be news if you headed this thread, "I know of an actor who DIDN'T take his dick out on stage to impress an agent," yes?

by Anonymousreply 133November 24, 2021 4:25 PM

It's not Joel Johnstone.

by Anonymousreply 134November 24, 2021 4:31 PM

Friend of mine did the play Beruit at The Gardner Stages in West Hollywood. He was naked in it, for a while. Only, he wasn't too impressive. I remember thinking "Poor Joe!" And I was kinda worried about it being awkward when I saw him right after the show.

He dealt with it in a funny way. As soon as he saw the friend group waiting for him, before anyone could say anything he said "See? Told ya it was no big deal." The perfect line.

by Anonymousreply 135November 24, 2021 4:39 PM

R134 Good, because his cock is probably as boring as he is. Then I'm back to Jeremy Jordan. He has blond for roles. His mother is Jewish his father isn't but he is Texan and he has said his family was not particularly observant so who the fuck knows if he is cut or uncut. All I know is German, Polish, and Latvian (which his background is) could make for a nice dick.

by Anonymousreply 136November 24, 2021 5:09 PM

Ethan Embry would work for me. I think he's hot in a very woodsy sort of way. But I fear he might be a fundie.

by Anonymousreply 137November 24, 2021 5:25 PM

I think it’s Etha Embry. He was mentioned early on. Is blondish (in a way Jeremy Jordan is not)

And he’s in grace and Frankie

by Anonymousreply 138November 24, 2021 7:15 PM

r138 Is Ethan Embry your final answer? Embry is 43 and he has been working steadily in Hollywood since he was 13. in 2008 he was coming off a longish run in Brotherhood on Showtime.

by Anonymousreply 139November 24, 2021 7:24 PM

OP's laughing so hard at all the fools on this thread that the folds on her sweaty, yeast infected gunt are slapping together.

by Anonymousreply 140November 24, 2021 7:26 PM

R140 OP deserves a laugh and I'm personally enjoying sleuthing and learning about some of these actors, fabricated story or not.

by Anonymousreply 141November 24, 2021 7:33 PM

R38 Shirley Knight?

by Anonymousreply 142November 24, 2021 7:37 PM

Embry may be religious, but I don't think he's a fundie. He's quite the vocal lefty.

by Anonymousreply 143November 25, 2021 12:39 AM

I can believe it was Jeremy Jordan. He is irreverent when he's not acting. He may have done it just to see the response.

by Anonymousreply 144November 25, 2021 12:48 AM

OP, is it Jeremy Jordan?

by Anonymousreply 145November 25, 2021 2:31 AM

OP, you started this, you owe us honest confirmation if we contemplated and are correct.

by Anonymousreply 146November 25, 2021 7:16 AM

Marilyn Manson?

by Anonymousreply 147November 25, 2021 7:50 AM

Be nice to OP, he’s obviously had a hard life

by Anonymousreply 148November 25, 2021 8:06 AM

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

Barbara Bush.

by Anonymousreply 149November 25, 2021 12:38 PM

R149 I think to do that Barbara Bush would be doing quite well.

by Anonymousreply 150November 25, 2021 12:50 PM

The premise of the blind item simply does not make sense. How could an uncut duck be the best looking cock someone had ever seen? Bleeccchhhhh.

by Anonymousreply 151November 25, 2021 12:54 PM

I so wanted it to be the young Ray Romano.

You know he had that big Long Island Italian American dick.

by Anonymousreply 152November 25, 2021 12:54 PM

Thanks, R118. I couldn't get the link to work from a now no-longer existing website called NYtheatre.com, but a quote about him in a review referred to his "naked intimacy" in a bathroom.

So even though this thread isn't about him, your claims about actors off-off-Broadway rings true.

by Anonymousreply 153November 25, 2021 2:16 PM

r131, I was thinking the same thing -- a theater full of people saw his dick but OP is treating it like it's a national secret.

by Anonymousreply 154November 25, 2021 2:33 PM

Sorry, here's the link to the review.

Agree, R109.

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by Anonymousreply 155November 25, 2021 2:33 PM

[quote][R149] I think to do that Barbara Bush would be doing quite well.

She was a woman of many talents. Wearing pearls and making racist comments were the only two that got media attention.

by Anonymousreply 156November 25, 2021 2:34 PM

Jeremy Jordan doesn't fit either. He was doing West Side Story on Broadway at that time and he hasn't been on Supergirl for years, not that that show can be called a hit

by Anonymousreply 157November 25, 2021 2:53 PM

Joel Johnstone for the win. He's cut, and it's spectacular.

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by Anonymousreply 158November 25, 2021 4:36 PM

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.

by Anonymousreply 159November 25, 2021 4:41 PM

R158 brings it home!

by Anonymousreply 160November 25, 2021 4:56 PM

It's Joel Johnstone.

by Anonymousreply 161November 25, 2021 10:46 PM

This is every waiter -- errr, actor -- in Hollywood ever.

by Anonymousreply 162November 25, 2021 11:08 PM

[quote] This is every waiter -- errr, actor -- in Hollywood ever.

Good thing I am neither a producer nor a casting director, because I'd have them all dropping trou too.

by Anonymousreply 163November 26, 2021 3:11 AM

R155 r158 Two things:

1) All theater reviews should contain the gusto of “benjinyc,” he of the nine year old blog post, and focus completely on the actor’s nipples, ass, and cock.

2) If you ever listen to Johnstone on podcasts, he completely glosses over his stage work during his early years in NYC…doesn’t mention the theatre company or the playwright, much less the titles of the plays…meanwhile, he was associated with Rising Phoenix for 5 years and was in at least 3 of the playwright’s plays. He just says he “did some off off broadway.”

He’s either a typical narcissistic actor and, since most off off Broadway is ephemeral, the plays have ceased to exist for him. Or he’s trying to bury them, lest that positively filthy blog post of r158 and it’s ilk get resurfaced. Maybe there are some photos out there…although those theaters are so tiny they would probably lynch you if you tried to sneak a photo.

by Anonymousreply 164November 26, 2021 7:00 AM

Joel Johnstone could slap his cock on my face any time.

by Anonymousreply 165November 26, 2021 3:58 PM

A year ago, cocky little stud Joel Johnstone pranced around the stage in BLOOD STROKES wearing nothing but a red lace jock strap for a quarter of the play’s running time. He proudly displayed himself, the shape of his cock thrusting through the thin red lace, and he spent ample time showing off his juicy man pussy. When he bent over to change into leather shorts, his fuckable ass went up in the air and so did a lot of cocks in the audience, I’ll wager. I just loved this honey’s cunny. (Not to mention his nice big suckable titties.) Apparently, he repeated his performance in L.A., and a friend said the stage light shone right through the sheer red lace jock, completely exposing Joel’s cut shaft, head up, in all its glory!

I also remember when Joel appeared in a play called RULES OF THE UNIVERSE a few years ago. It took place in a real men’s room, and Joel was a prostitute seducing a male professor. He peed in the urinal and at the end of the play took out his cock for a blowjob. The audience was huddled around him and I remember when hung Joel took out his male organ—he lifted in and lifted it out, and it was quick, but I could see how thick and hung this very compact actor is, plus what a big fat cut mushroom cap he had. Playing brash little pricks seems to be Joel’s forte—you just want to teach him a lesson with your dick! Glad to know Joel is still taking it out onstage after all these years!

by Anonymousreply 166November 26, 2021 4:56 PM

He’s the Absolut Hunk!

by Anonymousreply 167November 26, 2021 5:17 PM

R166 I heart a prose-like theatre review.

by Anonymousreply 168November 26, 2021 7:18 PM

R167 “Absolut Hunk” as in Jason Lewis, he of the fake Absolut Vodka ad, or just a random misspell of “absolute.” Sidebar: do all roads lead to “Sex and the City?”

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by Anonymousreply 169November 26, 2021 7:23 PM

Joel looks a bit to me like porn star Barrett Long. Same smirkiness.

Same huge cock?

by Anonymousreply 170November 27, 2021 3:46 AM

Same size but his balls don't hang to his knees like Barrett.

by Anonymousreply 171November 27, 2021 3:02 PM


*lifts caftan*

by Anonymousreply 172November 27, 2021 3:35 PM

You guys, it's AKB. Short, blond, and hung. Obviously!

by Anonymousreply 173November 27, 2021 7:49 PM

I'm still hung up on it being Betty Buckley. That might explain the strange stalker that has followed her for years. Maybe that strange stalker is OP.

by Anonymousreply 174November 27, 2021 8:18 PM

Alex Pettyfer is cut.

by Anonymousreply 175November 27, 2021 8:37 PM

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

by Anonymousreply 176November 27, 2021 8:43 PM

I thought this was done and done? Established it was Joel Johnstone’s Johnson? (See what I did there?)

by Anonymousreply 177November 27, 2021 10:52 PM

We'll only know when OP responds.

by Anonymousreply 178November 28, 2021 3:44 AM


by Anonymousreply 179November 28, 2021 3:47 AM

R134 demurs but all signs seem to say otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 180November 28, 2021 4:54 AM


by Anonymousreply 181November 28, 2021 5:00 AM

Is the actor a natural blond?

by Anonymousreply 182November 28, 2021 5:01 AM

It's not Jeremy Jordan. He's known for being timid about on-stage nudity.

by Anonymousreply 183November 28, 2021 5:16 AM

It's clearly Ethan Embry for those who have been paying attention

by Anonymousreply 184November 29, 2021 4:12 AM

Ethan Embry is a cutie.

by Anonymousreply 185November 29, 2021 4:22 AM
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