I know of an actor who took his dick out on stage to impress an agent.

Didn't Peter Firth get cast in "Equus" in some off-stage kind of equivalent way?

I know we are supposed to beg you to tell us the name of the actor...but, meh.

Worst blind item ever

This OP makes up so many stupid posts.

Bless your heart, OP, we don't care.

Yeah, I figured that someone would say that, R2. And bless your heart too, R5. My friend the director would not look kindly on me if I said who it was. Sue me. The actor is very short and fit, blond, and was quite impressively hung for his size. He plays a supporting role and the lead of the show is a woman.

No, really. Don't, OP. No one cares about your very interesting blind item.

On a kind of related note, is this like the thing when the Broadway producers created the "Wildcat!" musical for Lucille Balls in 1960, and she first started rehearsing!?

[quote]I know of an actor who took his dick out on stage to impress an agent.

And I know of a poster on an anonymous site who, giving no information other than a second-hand claim, says he know of an actor who took his dick out on stage to impress an agent.

Do I get a prize, too?

Couldn't he just have done a run of "Naked Boys Singing"? Plenty have, some got other work afterwards, too.

Don't give a shit what you think, girls. It's true. If you don't care, great. I know blind items are obnoxious but the director is on DL sometimes and he directs TV stuff now and doesn't want grief. Bite me.

So you came here to tell us you couldnt tell us anything. Thanks!

Waitress?

Dinklage?

network or otherwise?

Maybe in "Diana" -- since appearing in that is maybe even more embarrassing.

He has the same initials first name and last.

How impressive could it be if it took 13 years to get a big tv show?

HI OP - you realize this is an anonymous site? You don't have to name him but you could name the show he is on. Or name the female lead but not the actor. Nor the network it is on.

I would be more curious if the redacted, blonde dwarf fucked someone on stage but...meh.

Ronin Rubinstein is too young and his show has a male lead.

Matthew Morrison isn’t on a hit show anymore.

Neither are particularly blonde or short.

I’m stumped! Network, cable, or streaming? Drama or comedy?

[quote]TV stuff

How, quaint.

Was it Danny Devito?

Obviously...

Chris Carmack is blonde and recently joined Grey’s Anatomy (and appeared in his underwear onstage in Entertaining Mr. Sloane) but he’s 6’1” and had already been on The OC by that point…

Ethan Embry is on Grace & Frankie and was sort of reinventing himself as a grown-up actor 12 or 13 years ago but he’s 5’10”, at least according to the internet…

Blah blah blah, blah blah? Blah blah blah blah blah.

These claims are SCANDALOUS!

Oh my goodness you saw a penis? And the person attached to that penis, if this is even true, and who cares one way or the other, went on to do other things? This happened in real life?

Have you contacted the #metoo or #timesup organizations to help you through your trauma?

Cock? right there for all to see? For shame. Forever shame.

No trauma whatsoever, R30. I said it was a beautiful cock.

Then what are you complaining about? Appreciate beauty when you see it.

Did I say I was complaining?

It. Out.

Sort of, these stories that seem to drag others down for things they've done to get ahead, even when they are not true, are not appealing. It's none of your business what others want.

Hunty R35, I'm NOT complaining.

Matthew Modine

Alright, then I'll one up you in absurd stories, and say that the best orgasms I've ever had, consistently, were with someone who was in Paul Blart the Mall Cop. It was not Kevin James, otherwise, I will not say who it was.

This is hardly an audacious claim.

Is the blondie cut or uncut?

Intact.

It's gotta be AKB, but he isn't on a TV show, is he?

I’m an actor. I once had an audition for a scene where my character pees off a cliff. Well I didn’t pee but I did unzip my pants and pull my penis out. Then the director gave me direction without mentioning what I had done and so I did it again. I didn’t get the job. I’ve gotten naked for 5 other auditions including Naked Boys Singing twice. I’ve been naked in 2 short student films. I also had a nude scene in an Off-Bway play but it closed on opening night after two weeks of previews. There was a big snow storm and people weren’t coming.

A blonde short guy on a show with a female lead?

Gee. Thanks for amazing hints, OP.

and he's uncut. so good chance a brit.

Or the vast majority of white people born in the united states, so that narrows it down.

R46, the vast majority of US-born men are cut.

oh, I'm R46, and apologize, I first read your post at R45 as cut rather than uncut, and was wondering. In my cocks of the world I, well have issues, but know about that sort of thing.

R46 doesn't understand basic math.

[quote]Across the 32-year period from 1979 through 2010, the national rate of newborn circumcision declined 10% overall, from 64.5% to 58.3% (Table and Figure 1). During this time, the overall percentage of newborns circumcised during their birth hospitalization was highest in 1981 at 64.9%, and lowest in 2007 at 55.4%.

But enough about Kevin Spacey

Carol Channing?

Isn't this how Beatrice Arthur got cast in "The Threepenny Opera"?

Well, R49 I'm 50 yo, born and raised in the US. I've seen a lot of cock. Most of what I've come across or had conversations about has been cut. I realize my experience isn't everyone's, but most of it has been cut. I don't care one way or the other, I'm just telling it like it was.

Justin Kirk has big, fat, massive, albeit mutilated dong.

Back in the early 90s, it was said Matthew Modine was looking for a movie role in which he could be full-frontal nude. He was even willing to produce it. There was no interest.

But that pre-dates your post.

OP said actor has same first/last initial.

Lady Gaga

Modine is massively, shockingly hung. Like a Jamaican guy, or John Holmes. But I strongly suspect he is not OP’s guy.

I'm more interested in why Modine, who is 62, looks 82.

Wow, that’s shocking, r59.

Moodiness has supposedly been up for a little gay sex now and then. There was someone on DL who said he gave Modine a blowjob in a bath in Chicago once.

Modine, not Moodiness.

Name or GTFO

[quote] There was someone on DL who said he gave Modine a blowjob in a bath in Chicago once.

Someone also claimed Rahm Emanuel and Barack Obama were in a bath house in Chicago. As if.

I prefer moodiness. That has been my state of being for a few years.

Has he ever appeared in a production of FOLLIES?

Otherwise, we're not interested.

Matthew Morrison also sports a massive, albeit mutilated dong under bushy, wavy pubes.

Op my guess is Jeremy Jordan…reasonably blond, lies about his height (is shorter than his bio), is a supporting regular on TV in Supergirl, and, most importantly, played Alex the hustler who seduces the closeted gay actor in a regional production of “the little dog laughed” around then…helping him land his big break in Bonnie & Clyde. My work is done here.

Very handsome. I hope it is him.

Jeremy Jordan is not blond. otherwise he fits

OP, is your director friend Rob Ruggiero?

Oh, maybe it's Rob Reiner. I think that's who it is.

Oh, or Sally Struthers. It has to be one of them.

Jeremy Jordan is Jewish.

I think Rob Reiner is too.

It does make sense about Jordan. He could easily take his dick out onstage in The Little Dog Laughed, many of the actors playing Alex have gone full frontal in that play.

Do you people even read???? OP said blond and intact. JJ is neither.

Sally Strothers is.

How do you think we got to the U.S.?

Was it Bea Arthur, OP?

American, blond, unmutilated dong!? Then he is only a figment of OP's febrile imagination!

No, it wasn't.

[quote] Now, about 12 or 13 years later, that actor is now on a hit TV show.

What hit show is Jeremy Jordan currently on? Didn't his character leave Supergirl some years ago?

Suzanne Somers? I think that might be it.

Y’all are so thirsty and gullible. I love it!

OP, reading this thread.

Sharon Stone?

Harry Hamlin.

OP types fat, delusional, and lying.

Billy Baldwin?

Oh my, it must have been Susan Sarandon. I feel like an idiot for not thinking of it sooner.

As male full frontal becomes more common I would expect agencies will want to see dick before signing anyone on.

Are you referring to moi?

How many times can the "is it Bea Arthur?" joke be dragged out? Yawn.

^ God will get ya for that cunt.

Is Bea tucking? I don’t see a bulge.

This is the dumbest and worst thread EVER.

The op comes here, drops some BS blind item, then tells us he/she can't give us any information about this person.

And you all fell for it.

If you're not going to say who it is, you shouldn't post at all. 2/10.

Charlie Chaplin?

R77 I have found that people toss the word “blond” around quite a bit when they actually mean light brown. It doesn’t necessarily mean Chris Hemsworth-blond. Jordan has been blond-ish, such as around the Newsies era. I’m also not convinced about the cut versus uncut thing in every aspect of this tale. Regardless, it’s up to OP to put out or shut up.

Alfie Allen isn’t on a hit show anymore but is short, blonde, muscular, and happy to take out his dick on stage or screen.

R101 I thought he was separated from said peen?

OP, I know a man who danced with his wife. In Chicago.

Okay possibly the show isn't on anymore...not sure with Covid what's on and off and I never really watched it.

-1/10

Blow me, R105...the answer is in the thread.

The OP is the worst, saddest, fattest caftan flapper in all of human history.

A roaring grease fire awaits you, OP. As does Cheryl's pussy.

The scrolling link at R104 offers two options.

He's not blond but I wouldn't mind if it were him.

OP could you just confirm if it was a NYC production in 2008 or 2009

I know of an OP who started a really lame blind item thread, which was total bs.

And then he died.

Joel Johnstone may make the most sense: short, blondish, the right age, still recurring on a hit show with a female lead.

Joel Johnstone is not remotely blonde, surely? Alfie Allen is a much better bet.

OP, has the correct answer been posted in this thread?

Yes.

Yeah, it's AKB for sure. Short and hung, we all know that.

What show is he on?

It was Elaine Stritch wasn’t it OP?

I wrote that it was Jeremy Jordan but now that I’ve read all about Joel Johnstone and his work with Rising Phoenix Repertory…I’ve changed my answer. He was the lead in at least three Daniel Reitz one acts between 2007 and 2011 and all Reitz’s main characters are always gay, bi, closeted or curious. Plus we all know Off Off Broadway loves to show dick. So I don’t know Johnstone, but he’s short, ginger, and Maisel…which computes for me.

Was it Betty Buckley?

Can people please stop indulging the OP? This thread is beyond pathetic and is making me feel ashamed to be gay

Bobby Bittman?

Bobby Brady?

“I saw a play with nudity once” - retarded OP

Need to hear more about the time Modine got sucked off in a bath(house?).

I'll have to ask Daniel Talbott who this is.....

R120 You are a Sad Sack. Maybe that should be your stage name?

I know an actor who said he would be willing to get his ass eaten on camera for a role. And he did. The elder gay who was his scene partner put full tongue in there with permission from the younger actor. PS they fucked after the scene in the older guy's trailer.

White Lotus fan-fic

If it is Joel Johnstone…he is he biggest bore I have ever listened to on a podcast. I mean the Lesley Kahn podcast (Kahnversations) tends to get very deep into the acting craft (deep sigh) but it can be interesting (the Alanna Ubach podcast was good).

Joel gave away nothing about himself…and this was early, early in his career (2013). For 15 minutes he talked about how he was raised in Milwaukee, he wanted to be a baseball player to meet girls, it didn’t work out so he became an actor to meet girls, he moved to New York City at 18 and—to his credit graduated from Fordham university—but he barely discussed his New York years, except that he was in a few off off Broadway plays, couldn’t even get a part on law and order…but was doing well financially with voice work and tv commercials.

It was all about how he moved to LA. Meanwhile, he moved to LA with no representation and all he had in was the same NYC commercial agent. Did DPN rep him because he yanked his schlong out on stage in 2007. I don’t know. But the same commercial agency that signed him in NYC still reps him for commercial. He does have a great radio/voiceover voice (his commercial work in the link).

Was it you, OP?

If this story is real, that makes no sense. If an actor showed his dick on a play a whole audience was attending, it's public knowledge and no one can be sued over that.

This is either a boring fabrication or OP is the actor trying to raise their profile.

Ethan Embry huh? I guess we have some Empire Records fans still here

OP, it would be news if you headed this thread, "I know of an actor who DIDN'T take his dick out on stage to impress an agent," yes?

It's not Joel Johnstone.

Friend of mine did the play Beruit at The Gardner Stages in West Hollywood. He was naked in it, for a while. Only, he wasn't too impressive. I remember thinking "Poor Joe!" And I was kinda worried about it being awkward when I saw him right after the show.

He dealt with it in a funny way. As soon as he saw the friend group waiting for him, before anyone could say anything he said "See? Told ya it was no big deal." The perfect line.

R134 Good, because his cock is probably as boring as he is. Then I'm back to Jeremy Jordan. He has blond for roles. His mother is Jewish his father isn't but he is Texan and he has said his family was not particularly observant so who the fuck knows if he is cut or uncut. All I know is German, Polish, and Latvian (which his background is) could make for a nice dick.

Ethan Embry would work for me. I think he's hot in a very woodsy sort of way. But I fear he might be a fundie.

I think it’s Etha Embry. He was mentioned early on. Is blondish (in a way Jeremy Jordan is not)

And he’s in grace and Frankie

r138 Is Ethan Embry your final answer? Embry is 43 and he has been working steadily in Hollywood since he was 13. in 2008 he was coming off a longish run in Brotherhood on Showtime.

OP's laughing so hard at all the fools on this thread that the folds on her sweaty, yeast infected gunt are slapping together.

R140 OP deserves a laugh and I'm personally enjoying sleuthing and learning about some of these actors, fabricated story or not.

R38 Shirley Knight?

Embry may be religious, but I don't think he's a fundie. He's quite the vocal lefty.

I can believe it was Jeremy Jordan. He is irreverent when he's not acting. He may have done it just to see the response.

OP, is it Jeremy Jordan?

OP, you started this, you owe us honest confirmation if we contemplated and are correct.

Marilyn Manson?

Be nice to OP, he’s obviously had a hard life

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

Barbara Bush.

R149 I think to do that Barbara Bush would be doing quite well.

The premise of the blind item simply does not make sense. How could an uncut duck be the best looking cock someone had ever seen? Bleeccchhhhh.

I so wanted it to be the young Ray Romano.

You know he had that big Long Island Italian American dick.

Thanks, R118. I couldn't get the link to work from a now no-longer existing website called NYtheatre.com, but a quote about him in a review referred to his "naked intimacy" in a bathroom.

So even though this thread isn't about him, your claims about actors off-off-Broadway rings true.

r131, I was thinking the same thing -- a theater full of people saw his dick but OP is treating it like it's a national secret.

Sorry, here's the link to the review.

Agree, R109.

[quote][R149] I think to do that Barbara Bush would be doing quite well.

She was a woman of many talents. Wearing pearls and making racist comments were the only two that got media attention.

Jeremy Jordan doesn't fit either. He was doing West Side Story on Broadway at that time and he hasn't been on Supergirl for years, not that that show can be called a hit

Joel Johnstone for the win. He's cut, and it's spectacular.

I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.

R158 brings it home!

It's Joel Johnstone.

This is every waiter -- errr, actor -- in Hollywood ever.

[quote] This is every waiter -- errr, actor -- in Hollywood ever.

Good thing I am neither a producer nor a casting director, because I'd have them all dropping trou too.

R155 r158 Two things:

1) All theater reviews should contain the gusto of “benjinyc,” he of the nine year old blog post, and focus completely on the actor’s nipples, ass, and cock.

2) If you ever listen to Johnstone on podcasts, he completely glosses over his stage work during his early years in NYC…doesn’t mention the theatre company or the playwright, much less the titles of the plays…meanwhile, he was associated with Rising Phoenix for 5 years and was in at least 3 of the playwright’s plays. He just says he “did some off off broadway.”

He’s either a typical narcissistic actor and, since most off off Broadway is ephemeral, the plays have ceased to exist for him. Or he’s trying to bury them, lest that positively filthy blog post of r158 and it’s ilk get resurfaced. Maybe there are some photos out there…although those theaters are so tiny they would probably lynch you if you tried to sneak a photo.

Joel Johnstone could slap his cock on my face any time.

A year ago, cocky little stud Joel Johnstone pranced around the stage in BLOOD STROKES wearing nothing but a red lace jock strap for a quarter of the play’s running time. He proudly displayed himself, the shape of his cock thrusting through the thin red lace, and he spent ample time showing off his juicy man pussy. When he bent over to change into leather shorts, his fuckable ass went up in the air and so did a lot of cocks in the audience, I’ll wager. I just loved this honey’s cunny. (Not to mention his nice big suckable titties.) Apparently, he repeated his performance in L.A., and a friend said the stage light shone right through the sheer red lace jock, completely exposing Joel’s cut shaft, head up, in all its glory!

I also remember when Joel appeared in a play called RULES OF THE UNIVERSE a few years ago. It took place in a real men’s room, and Joel was a prostitute seducing a male professor. He peed in the urinal and at the end of the play took out his cock for a blowjob. The audience was huddled around him and I remember when hung Joel took out his male organ—he lifted in and lifted it out, and it was quick, but I could see how thick and hung this very compact actor is, plus what a big fat cut mushroom cap he had. Playing brash little pricks seems to be Joel’s forte—you just want to teach him a lesson with your dick! Glad to know Joel is still taking it out onstage after all these years!

He’s the Absolut Hunk!

R166 I heart a prose-like theatre review.

R167 “Absolut Hunk” as in Jason Lewis, he of the fake Absolut Vodka ad, or just a random misspell of “absolute.” Sidebar: do all roads lead to “Sex and the City?”

Joel looks a bit to me like porn star Barrett Long. Same smirkiness.

Same huge cock?

Same size but his balls don't hang to his knees like Barrett.

Yum!

*lifts caftan*

You guys, it's AKB. Short, blond, and hung. Obviously!

I'm still hung up on it being Betty Buckley. That might explain the strange stalker that has followed her for years. Maybe that strange stalker is OP.

Alex Pettyfer is cut.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

[quote] He has the same initials first name and last.

I thought this was done and done? Established it was Joel Johnstone’s Johnson? (See what I did there?)

We'll only know when OP responds.

R178...R134

R134 demurs but all signs seem to say otherwise.

R180...R41.

Is the actor a natural blond?

It's not Jeremy Jordan. He's known for being timid about on-stage nudity.

It's clearly Ethan Embry for those who have been paying attention

Ethan Embry is a cutie.