Greg’s Funeral to be held on Cape Cod
*Breaking News*
Greg’s funeral date will be announced soon. We do know that it will be held on Cape Cod. His family is devastated, and efforts to find his body parts after the tragic explosion continue. Sadly, Greg’s tiny micro-penis was blown all the way to France where it was mistaken for Escargot, and eaten by some rural farmers. They immediately became deathly ill, and are now being held in isolation due to the radiation that was saturating Greg’s giant belly. It has also been reported that Greg shot an entire jar of Ragu (family size!) out of his anus and it smashed into Drake’s massive mansion in Toronto. Greg’s wig was on fire in Central Park at the time of this post. His shack in Queens has been utterly annihilated. Greg’s mother was reported to be wailing and beating passersby with a large cod. It is expected that she will soon be committed to the State mental hospital. Police continue to cordon off an area a square mile from the former scene of Greg’s many orgies of cod anal insertion, Ragu masturbation and prune cocktails.
In lieu of flowers, please send your contributions to Seaworld Cod Fund.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 27, 2022 12:35 AM
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Will a duck boat procession take his friends and family from the Back Bay to the Cape?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 21, 2021 3:03 AM
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I’m hoping it is not going to be a Cod fishing ship.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 21, 2021 3:17 AM
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Toward the end, Greg reeked so badly of feces, Cod, Tomato sauce and his infernal Cod fish that he was miserable to be around. You literally had to position yourself upwind lest you be overwhelmed by his horrible stench.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 21, 2021 3:19 AM
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They will be swan boats, r1. Not duck boats.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 21, 2021 3:21 AM
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Haha with free jars of Ragu and bottles of prunes given away.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 21, 2021 5:39 AM
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I believe Greg’s family will redecorate the swans, turning them into cod.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 21, 2021 5:42 AM
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Since they're prone to disaster, I vote for overcrowded Codzilla boats.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 21, 2021 6:37 AM
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Greg’s Mother and Father drive a converted mail truck Cod mobile. It runs on cod and prunes just like Prince Charles’ Aston Marrin runs on garbage.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 21, 2021 11:46 PM
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Greg’s nose was just found in Swampscot, MA badly charred but easily identifiable due to the cod odor.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 22, 2021 12:35 AM
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Greg’s family has announced Cod Hash will be served at the wake.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 22, 2021 12:59 AM
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Read the threes cause he DEAD
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 22, 2021 1:12 AM
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[quote] Who the hell is Greg?
A painfully tedious troll.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 22, 2021 1:14 AM
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[quote] Greg’s wig was on fire in Central Park
lol
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | November 22, 2021 1:25 AM
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WTF has happened to DL?
What's with all these juvenile threads??!
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | November 22, 2021 1:27 AM
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Is "Boris" the best some of you Right Wing imbeciles can come up with?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | November 22, 2021 1:37 AM
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Hard to believe that you dudes are adults. This is...well, stupid. Just sayin 😁
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | November 22, 2021 1:47 AM
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Boris^^you are the Right wing imbecile
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | November 22, 2021 1:47 AM
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Greg is DEAD
Explosion in his cod gaped asshole
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | November 22, 2021 1:49 AM
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I see that the 6th graders have arrived
| by Anonymous | reply 33 | November 22, 2021 1:54 AM
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Greg is DEAD as a door knob
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | November 22, 2021 1:56 AM
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The Greg threads are like flypaper for all the window lickers of DL.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | November 22, 2021 2:09 AM
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He gone. Greg done went and died.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | November 22, 2021 2:19 AM
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One of the late Greg’s testicles was found near Cape Cod. It was badly burned by the explosion and looked about the size of a child’s marble. It has been suggested by scientists that Greg’s genitaliaa was to small to be of use in a human sexual contact, hence his penchant for inserting COD into his anal orFISH for self-pleasure.
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | November 23, 2021 6:30 PM
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Greg’s mother was well known for having a strong fishy odor to her person and especially the vagina. We now know she is the one who taught Greg about COD LOVE.
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | November 23, 2021 6:32 PM
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Thank goodness Greg is dead. Good riddance. That man was super annoying and full of himself. Patiently waiting Ernst's demise...
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 23, 2021 6:32 PM
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Greg plans on being buried in his finest brocade caftan and his precious chihuahua, Sitsy.
At this time Sitsy is alive and well and completely unaware of her fate.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 23, 2021 6:34 PM
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Sadly, there isn’t much of him to be put in a caftan. He was blown to smithereens.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 23, 2021 6:39 PM
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I'm sure Greg will be buried in his codpiece.
| by Anonymous | reply 46 | November 23, 2021 6:40 PM
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Yes^^. I had forgotten Greg MUST HAVE HAD A jeweled codpiece.
| by Anonymous | reply 47 | November 23, 2021 6:44 PM
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Hit "Ignore" on r25 and watch how many of the posts disappear from this pathetic thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 48 | November 23, 2021 6:51 PM
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The dress code is 'Dusty Prune.' Anybody wearing a poppy red, ill-fitting ball gown, will be refused entry.
| by Anonymous | reply 49 | November 23, 2021 6:52 PM
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Didn’t you hear R45???
Famed sculptor Humberto has been commissioned to carve Greg’s likeness from an enormous Maltese prune. Once completed, it will be stewed in cheap brandy and entombed in the brocade caftan from Brandon Maxwell’s GROSS collection.
Sitsy will be thrown in at the last moment. Funeral guests are asked to ignore the plaintive whining and desperate clawing.
| by Anonymous | reply 50 | November 23, 2021 6:56 PM
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R50 hahah stew that weird bitch corpse
| by Anonymous | reply 52 | November 23, 2021 7:03 PM
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Greg always wanted his ass to be pan fried.
| by Anonymous | reply 53 | November 23, 2021 7:14 PM
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Greg was known to penetrate Boris’ ass with a COD AND USED COD LIVER OILas lube.
| by Anonymous | reply 54 | November 23, 2021 7:15 PM
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Greg is not dead you tireless bitches!!! He will be back.. he’s just taking a break is all.
Stop hating for no reason..,Geesh…
I could see if it was for a valid good reason but come on….Damn!!!!
| by Anonymous | reply 57 | November 25, 2021 9:45 AM
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Greg DEAD
AND WHAT’s left of him smells like shit
| by Anonymous | reply 59 | November 25, 2021 6:02 PM
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*BREAKING NEWS* Greg’s 1994 Dodge Neon has self combusted in the U-Pull it junkyard. Two mice, one rat and 37 cod were killed in the blast. (Greg was blown up two weeks ago and is now DEAD) The smell is so FIERCE that the Federal government has declared the junkyard a Disaster area, and Federal funds for clean up will be released quickly.
Gas masks are required with in a ten mile radius.
| by Anonymous | reply 60 | November 26, 2021 11:48 AM
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Greg’s ghost 👻💩just called from HELL 👺👹🔥and wants to know if anyone can send him some frozen cod, Ragu and prunes. Says he needs a cool summery treat as he is kind of hot🔥⚡️ right now.
| by Anonymous | reply 61 | November 26, 2021 3:10 PM
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The victims of the late Greg’s explosion have started a GoFundMe. Please be kind and donate. No cod, prunes or ragu will be accepted.
| by Anonymous | reply 62 | November 27, 2021 11:20 AM
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Greg’s Mom is inviting his enemies over for a fish fry before the funeral
| by Anonymous | reply 63 | November 28, 2021 7:25 PM
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Will prunes be served at the Wake?
| by Anonymous | reply 64 | May 18, 2022 4:08 AM
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I weep for the prune industry.
| by Anonymous | reply 65 | May 18, 2022 4:21 AM
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Greg’s hole smokes like Three Mile Island.
| by Anonymous | reply 66 | May 27, 2022 12:35 AM
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