Google Searches That Come Right Back to Datalounge

“Massive Ben Affleck Terrorizes CinemaCon”

4) I hate my friend Julie

5) "where the man goes up into the man"

"Vairst Letty" will bring you straight back here. With or without her poosey.

"Cockgobbler".

Grease fire

"Gap In-Store Playlists"

Jensen Ackles is a (homophobic) douchebag.

The DataLounge

Brendad Ickson

Was "latino big cock why so big" ever answered?

“Once around the garden.”

I feel like "Lesbeans" should be one....

“Gargoyle neighbor” does not work.

chrissy metz snack purse

“Elaborate scenario?” No.

“Elaborate scenario troll?” Yes!

No joy for “surprise anal.”

boris

"Madonna"

"Old"

"Hag"

Nan Michiganwomyn

R16 r17

Friday Afternoon Drinkie-Poos goes to DL. I miss that troll.

“Well, never in all my life”.

"Oh fank you! You fixded my cheeseburger!" goes to DL first.

The original Facebook post is second, followed by all of the news articles.

Present hole

Julianne Moore, seriously

Cheryl’s pussy stinks

Jealous, bitches?

Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, CO

Andy Cohen’s wonky eye.

I'm disappointed that "Bonnie Mace" doesn't appear until the fifth page of search results. I always liked the idea of a real Bonnie Mace googling her name and then stumbling, horrified, upon a DL post.

Kerry McNally feet

"In his ass for one whole summer"

"One whole summer in his ass"

"King Kong will stop the rain"

Cak and graxy.

"Senatrice's ladybugs"

Erna the scat troll

R29 that was my original DL post!

R35.

MichFest menstrual hut

Sumerian Housewives

Sumerian Farmwives

The World Trade Center is an insatiable bottom

"Kisses doll"

Faye Dunaway-Jane Fonda feud

Fat whores, rejoice!

My pussy stinks. - Cheryl

Laundrymatt Damont

"Oh, Berry! It's too big!"

"Sows at the trough"

Punch and Delete

Blatino Husbear

Lauren Bacall cunt

Lesbian Potluck Wedding Reception

"White me are so stupid"

Kellyanne's Pussy

Tasteful friends...

Lorna Luft molested

“Move it along, toots”

pron

who is ocd?

SHIT BRA

Cane face

WHET

R49, I was about to post precisely that.

Lesbian bread pudding

Pointless bitchery since 1995.

"Let's Be A..."

"Lesbians with canes"

Jackie On Assistance

"program major book resale"

"soft butch sous chef"

"lens dunham"

"Ginny in billing"

Search-result #1 is DL.

#2 is a Datalounger derailing a Twitter thread.

#3 is a Datalounger commenting on a Tumblr post.

And on and on...

^^same for "sows at the trough"

[quote] Cane face

No R59, It's "Joni Ernst Cane Face"

“Let me tell you about Debra Messing"

"Famous JonBenets throughout history"

“African baby catalogue”

borisjanbotanalfrau

Shelley Hack is sooo popular

[quote]I always liked the idea of a real Bonnie Mace googling her name and then stumbling, horrified, upon a DL post.

Wait, there is a real Bonnie Mace?

"Mrs Patrick Campbell is a human toilet"

Tina Louise

Lucille Ball "Klute."

Hogging

Is X gay?

Roxane Gay

"I have sufficient"

“Dat’s da suckjob”

“Puny cocklet”

"smelling cookies gay"

Free Obama phone

Google Image Search: "Joel; High School Varsity Swim Meat!"

(er, I mean "Swim Meet".)

MARY!!!

"The World Trade Center is an insatiable bottom"

"womanly ass" is close, but no cigar. It's #2 in the list of results.

You are all liars. I checked. “MARY!!!” Leads to the Virgin Mary, like the first 500 entries...

Helen Lawson Christmas Special

^ The above shows up as the fourth result. If you put it in quotes, it comes up number one.

[quote]“Gargoyle neighbor” does not work.

"my neighbor is a gargoyle" is number one, with or without the quotes.

"dog fucks baby in the ass" is number one with the quotes, number two without.

Mamie Eisenhower was a cunt

WHET "Michfest"?

fuckable

"I like the shapes that aren't squares"

Timotay!!!

"Gary talked her out of it."

"I have just stated my boundaries again."

Oddly, "Mamie Eisenhower's bangs" does NOT like directly to Datalounge!

There are MANY sites one can link to first!

IRS scams

Type in "tasteful friends". Brings you right to DL.

“Heather Locklear” and “Melungeon” are in the first page of results.

sizemeat verificata

[quote] "In his ass for one whole summer"

I searched that and it not only brought me to DL but it brought me back to this thread.

hole

inspect

Joey Lawrence’s ass

Type in "Simon Hall's Bag of Oranges" and it brings you directly to DL.

Another feather in our cap.

Type lies

R11 from another thread