Jacob Elordi Chews off His Arm to Get Away from Kaia Gerber and Family

She's friends with Brandon Flynn. You in danger, Kaia.

In this case, Kaia is the gay one.

This is a fucked up timeline, it jumps from December 2020 to November 2021.

"dating" uh huh. Sure.

aka= contract is up

Kaia and Flynn chattin' Tennessee Williams. Could that be any more on the nose? The uploader is shady for that Flynn still.

I don't know why skinny legged people don't wear looser legged pants.

Are these people meant to be famous?

In September 2020, if not earlier, r5.

This was before Kaia started fake dating Jacob and she was making all sorts of comments about the "queer community" that she obviously felt herself part of.

Well, Jacob has made his own queer comments. These people break up and date based on whether they're shooting their projects are not. Wills o' the wisp, the lot of them.

he's almost good looking

He could be good looking if he didn't have the manner of a dumb oaf.

I don't think he comes across as a dumb oaf. I don't think he's well suited to the promotion side of things.

His demeanour is oafish, not sophisticated. He looks almost ridiculous sometimes.

He's really tall. He towers her and she's 5'9".

towers *over her...^^

She is just not pretty.

R16 Yet, she’s a model.

They're young. Some relationships are only supposed to last a year.

According to an insider, the young couple's divergent theories about nuclear physics proved to be an insurmountable obstacle.

She's a model because her mum is Cindy Crawford, r17. Otherwise, she would not have been picked to be swept in as a top model before she'd even modelled.

R6 She's very proud of her absolutely skeletal legs. Not sure why, but she loves to show them off.

By this account it seems like their relationship died of sheer boredom.

I find both these people blandly attractive. Each has some features that block them being true beauties.

Still waiting for season 2 of Euphoria.

I’m sorry— WHO??!

r9 hadn't heard this - details, details :)

I just watched that HBO limited series Mrs Fletcher from a few years ago and the actor who played the son, Jackson White, looks like a less attractive Jacob Elordi...

[quote]According to an insider, the young couple's divergent theories about nuclear physics proved to be an insurmountable obstacle.

R19. Although they remain amicable since at an eleventh-hour meeting, they were able to agree on limiting nuclear proliferation.

Looks like Kaia has now "moved on" to Austin Butler.

I'd bet your inheritance that Jacob Elordi WON'T move on with a bf.

Beau Mirchoff, r27.