Noah Syndergaard

What can you tell us about the size of Noah’s Ark?

Yes, he’s a stud. Any bulge pics?

I bet he's pendulous.

Not generally a fan of long hair or manbuns but this dude gets a pass. Any pass he wants.

He looks like a VIking warrior.

R4 Apparently he's dressed like one before.

Shoot, this may end up being fapping material.

I detest that haircut. I liked long hair but I hate it when people shave the sides and back.

“Any bulge pics?”

There’s a bat and balls in there somewhere.

Sweaty Anus

He is six foot six inches. He has to be packing.

He shaved the sides for a bit part in the History Channels Vikings.

He was also in The Games of Thrones.

He is my favorite baseball player. He's smart, open-minded and most importantly a big tall sexy man.

Speaking of sportsball, apparently this hottie is maybe going to be the new manager of some team.

But he’s not Syndegaard, is he r13?

Thor.

My straight female friend suddenly became interested in baseball when Brad Ausmus became our local team’s manager.

R14 I'm the OP, so I can post what I want, you fat whore!

Crossed eyed minx.

I've had a crush on Brad Ausmus since he was in San Diego. Fun fact: I think he was good friends with Billy Bean the closeted gay player he played with there. I spanked it thinking of them actually playing together a few times when I read it somewhere.

Ausmus was a hot, if dumb looking jock, and now he has that DILFy look that Theo Epstein and Ryan Pace both perfected.

The poor Mets.

Gabe Kapler was named NL manager of the year this week. I’m sure some of you will remember this photo from his playing days.

Syndergaard promotes books he's reading on Instagram. He calls it "Noah's Book Club". They're not all books dumb jocks would read.

He should promote jockstraps he wears and call it Noah's Jock Club.

Dear Mets fans...

Flowing locks.

Gaze.

[quote] Ausmus was a hot, if dumb looking jock, and now he has that DILFy look that Theo Epstein and Ryan Pace both perfected.

Ausmus is a Dartmouth grad.

Hey r17! I resemble that remark! Don’t make me cut you! Lemme finish my steak sandwich first….

R29 Since you apparently need remedial reading comprehension assistance - my post said he was dumb LOOKING. The kind of half-open-mouth all the time look a lot of jocks have.

R20/31, there was zero confusion on my part. But for those who might be confused, I just wanted to point out Brad's Ivy League pedigree.

That hair is an eye catcher whether one finds it attractive or not.

I want to go for a ride on Noah's Ark.

[quote] I want to go for a ride on Noah's Ark.

That makes two of you.

Does anyone else think it's weird that his Twitter bio line has his cell number stated to "text me"?

Noah makes me moist

Let me know when you've found it.

I'd like to ride Noah's curved cock.

How do we know it's curved?

Thor.