Instant Turn-offs, No Matter How Hot

A vagine.

PA.

Nipple ring

Bigotry

tattoos

I don't understand the whole "tapping"....Say something rather than hoping they will say something first

Back hair.

Feminine affectations.

Low class behavior.

He's your father!

Twisting their nipples and saying, “Fuck, yeah” like a bad porno.

People who flip the bird in their photos.

Nipple rings.

Fucking nasty.

I wouldn’t mind the modest nose piercing in OP’s pic — but I don’t like the ones that go through the septum. Makes one look like a cow.

Smoking

Piercings of any type, earrings, overly tattooed and of course, uncut.

foreskin.

R12 or stick out their tongue. It’s vulgar!

In terms of hookup apps? Saying shit like 'homoflexable' and 'open to transmen'. In terms of just general appearance I dont like super hairy guys. Something about hairy shoulders or back makes my dick shrivel. A bit of chest hair is fine and he doesn't have to be hairless of such, but there is a threshold whereby im actually repulsed by a certain degree of hairiness.

Cigarettes or tattoos.

MAGA hat. Like, eeeew.

tribal bicep tattoos

I don't mind tattoos, except the ones on the fingers spelling out a word. That's so gangsta poser.

Untrimmed pubes

Injecting meths

Trimmed pubes

Mutilated penis.

Yeah I will second nose ring - it never, I repeat NEVER looks good - although a small subtle one through one nostril isn't the worst ever - but those 'bull' rings that go through the middle? They are just disgusting to me, I have never seen a single person who looked better for having one. Absolute dick-wilter.

Also cannot stand those massive hole in the ear type of piercings either - ugh.

Red hair

[quote]...but those 'bull' [nose] rings that go through the middle? They are just disgusting to me...

I see your point, on the one hand I don't want to spend 30 or so years looking across the breakfast table at a septum ring. And on the other, they were until fairly recently a sign of a complete sex pig — in the shrot term, they had some utility.

chewed-up fingernails

Maga hat.

Political conservatism in general

Asian

Being into Disney

Priss-pots

Self identified Republcan

Denigrating to service staff.

Smoking

Bad teeth

Body odour, bad breath

Obesity

Acne

Mental issues.

No sense of humor, especially if he can’t laugh at himself.

I hate no sense of humor, but I also stay away from dating app people who say “you can’t take yourself too seriously” or “must be fluent in sarcasm.”

Inability to tell the truth

Immaturity

Arrogance overcompensating for ignorance

Vanity

Involuntary anal leakage.

Anyone who put down their college education as "school of hard knocks"

A shit stained hole, a la La Belle Schock.

Persnickety, narrow-minded, judgmental, tight-assed queens like OP. No thank you.

R37 WOW. You're turned off to ALL of those things?

Own small dogs

Is not French but speaks French to his bichon frise.

Is under 60 yet swears by the company in Gstaad and Capri.

Obsessive cat lovers.

Redheads

Asians

Uncut

Multilated cock always grosses us out.

mutilated....fucking typos

NO fats, femmes, Asians, Lesser Ivies

Farting

[quote] Smoking, Bad teeth, Body odour, bad breath, Obesity, Acne

Oh honey, that describes like 90% of Datalounge.

[quote] Also cannot stand those massive hole in the ear type of piercings either - ugh.

Exhibit A for R27. Cute guy, then you see it.

I can’t stand no chewing gum, it looks just like a cow!

[quote] Smoking, Bad teeth, Body odour, bad breath, Obesity, Acne

[quote]Oh honey, that describes like 90% of Datalounge.

It absolutely does not!

I don’t have acne.

Red hair= stinky. Disney, GOT, Star Wars, gaming fetishes= stupid and uncreative. Dude-bro clothes and soccer slides= slob with no style. Stinky breath and body and dick cheese= just ICK.

Moles

Label Queens!

You know the type that live for PVC Louis Vuitton bags, Gucci shoes, and belts that cost 1,000 just because they have a giant "H" logo on the front.

Almost always the shallow screaming queen bottom fem type. So it's a two for one deal, pass on the first, double win.

“Stans” of any kind. You don’t really see it now, but Lady Gaga obsessed gays who put the words “little monster” in their profile were an automatic pass for me. You know, the “yaaaasss kweeeeen” type. Guys that look too hyperactive or over-enthusiastic (as in manic cranked up to 110%) are also a no for me. Guys whose sole passions in life are the gym or fashion are also unappealing.

People who make fun of Rittenhouse’s mother.

Guys who don’t watch General Hospital.

The laundry list for some of you is the reason why you haven’t been laid since the Carter administration!

Preferred pronouns.

[quote] just because they have a giant "H" logo on the front.

That’s exactly why I bought my Honda.

People who insist on getting political from the beginning. Give it a couple weeks?

R54 Yassss qween! Most bottoms end up cum farting after being filled with several loads. It is pretty gross. Where is Dawson when you need him, he'd lap it up like Carrie Fisher w lines of coke!

Buck teeth.

Disgraced New York Governor Andrew Cuomo has a Nipple Ring.

Republican.

nose rings are for livestock

Guys who are too picky. If I see a mile long list of qualifications with 20 things a guy must have or not have/be or not be, I won't even bother. This isn't Dr. Frankenstein's "Build A Man" factory.

Sensing they cannot sing a single show tune with me, or recite some of the struggles Liza, Diana or Barbra have faced in their careers.

[quote]Smoking

I can’t believe R14 was the first one to say this.

[quote]Back hair.

I’m not a fan of overly hairy arms & legs either, R7.

[quote]Piercings of any type, earrings, overly tattooed

For the most part I agree, R15, but earrings only turn me off when they’re plugs or industrial piercings.

[quote]Self identified Republcan

Yeah, R35, and the worst part about this is it isn’t something you notice immediately, it usually takes a while to learn this about someone.

[quote]Denigrating to service staff.

Yup, R36, this kind of behavior reveals a lot about a person.

[quote]No sense of humor, especially if he can’t laugh at himself.

I agree, R39, this is a big one for me.

[quote]Preferred pronouns.

This is a big turn off for me too, R66.

Guys whose only discernible personality trait is that they are into fitness and spend lots of time at the gym.

Trashy tattoos (tribal bands, tramp stamps, vulgar depictions)

Vanity

Not being able to make eye contact.

R79 So you don't want someone with autism?

[quote] I’m not a fan of overly hairy arms & legs either,

Mmmm. Love hairy arms.

And legs? *fans self*

Gays who pride themselves on being a bad bitch, shading others, etc All that cunty RuPaul drag attitude BS.

Turn-off - Having nothing to talk about except politics.

Goatees. Not Van Dykes, but actual goatees which look like a goat’s chin.

Goatse.

Uncut guys who are whiny about it.

Overly groomed.

whiny about being uncut? huh?

Ugly feet.

This thread can be summarized with one quote: Hell is other people.

A soup can sized hole that is waist high in the middle of their bedroom door.

If he's not a virgin.

Guys who are bitter about being cut so look down their noses at those who aren't

Some here complain about guys who are infatuated with the gym...but isn't that still better than overwight or obese?

I am quite overweight, if you're curious about my statement. And yes, I am embarrassed about it, and don't like it in others, and much prefer height and weight proportionate.

...

And no mention yet of promiscuous gays being a turnoff?

Baby taste / multiple food issues

People that believe in astrology seriously.

Bottoms that call their asshole a pussy or, worse, call their small cock "my clitty."

Libertarians

It show for every pot there is a lid. I LOVE back hair.

What's baby taste?

Phone sex app addicts

Obsessed with race and ethnicity

Influencer wannabes

Won't post leaked Dylan O'Brien sex pics

[quote] A soup can sized hole that is waist high in the middle of their bedroom door.

Is that for passing soup through the door if someone is in there sick?

Ear gauges as bad as they look I hear they smell even worse.

Spray tans

Brand-obsessed queens

Vocal fryyyyyy

People who have an Instagram but not a library card

Visible piercings

Weed stink

R96, baby taste refers to people who eat like a picky toddler...chicken tenders, mac-n-cheese, plain hot dogs, cheese-only pizza. They usually won't even try new things because they're afraid they won't like it. I recently saw a grown man almost throw up from tasting his first piece of fish. He talked about it for weeks.

On PREP. Makes me think the person is a bareback slut and who knows what other STDs they may have.

R101 ah, okay. Yeah, those people can be annoying. My brother has a theory that finicky eaters were most likely poisoned in a past life and that is why they are particular about their food.

I dunno... I was accused regarding "baby tastes" for disliking raw tomatoes.

I was R96

[quote] I'm about to tap, then I notice he's wearing a nose ring. Why?

Foreskin, curly/kinky hair, red hair, long and/or dirty nails, announced pronouns

I don’t like people who only talk about politics, but I also don’t like people who claim to be apolitical or not care about politics.

[quote] Some here complain about guys who are infatuated with the gym...but isn't that still better than overwight or obese?

I’d much rather someone slightly to moderately overweight than a gym obsessed guy.

Big visible moles.

Stubble and chest hair.... And thinking that drop earrings and light pink lipstick complement them.

Vitiligo

"I'm not racist [bold]BUT[/bold]....."

I don't like tattoos, piercings, nipple rings, nose rings or shaved pubic hair but by far THE biggest turn off for me is a

COCK RING

Anti-Vaxx; Doesn't Read; Has Zero Interest In Seeing The World, or Xenophobiac; Believes in Conspiracy Theories; MAGAt; Smokes Cigarettes; Drinks Too Much; Hates, or Disrespects, Animals.

Other than that, I am not too picky ;)

Anyone on that toxic chemotherapy PREP from BIG PHARMA. They probably do sex. The have all the diseases of carnality from the devil. I just can't deal with it. Instant dick wilter. I don't want to get romantic with someone who has DIRTY GAY SEX!!!! WHORES!!!

Who would have ever dreamed Dataloungers would be so picky? You would have thought from your other posts you were uncritical and unaccepting of people not like yourselves!

A flat ass.

Premature ejaculators

ALL of the above, except the red hair part, which I always thought was prime fetish material.

Definitely hate people who talk about politics. This sums up pretty much every guy in DC. Yawn!

[quote] Trashy tattoos (tribal bands, tramp stamps, vulgar depictions)

One discreet tattoo that holds profound meaning is fine, but after that it usually indicates the person has some variety of psychological issues I don’t want to deal with. I agree with R78’s examples, and would add logos of sports teams, religious symbols, and any tattoo that’s homemade or obviously impulsive.

Guys who treat waiters like The Help.

Instant block.

Has to have nice feet or that’s it.

Tattoos turn me off completely. Long nails. Snaggly feet. Yellow teeth.

Anyone like this guy:

[quote]Sensing they cannot sing a single show tune with me, or recite some of the struggles Liza, Diana or Barbra have faced in their careers.

R120 = Gay Repug who cant get laid because he's hardcore Log Cabin Repug.

Gays who haven't grown up and must make a sex joke in every conversation like they think it makes them cute or funny or flirty. They cant have an adult conversation and come off as immature 8th grade pubescent giggly queens.

Shit breath, borderline or other personality disorder, autism spectrum, any weird ideas at all about gender, poor taste.

Bad breath, bad teeth, back hair.

Trumper

I am progressive, but one of those wokes would be a major turn off

nail polish

R47 If you met me, you would feel the animal attraction no matter the size of my dog.

R69 I never bottom, yet sometimes have a problem with bloating to be honest. I have the mild IBS. So, it is not only bottoms.

I am surprised of how many queens would be turned off by my little girl, a pekingese. Their loss, because I am a very sexy and buff gentle top.

What an ugly freaky dog R133. Who would love that? And I am not a hater, I love dogs, just not fluffy plush toys.

manbuns, painted fingernails, rosebud assholes

guys who worship Beyonce

Bottoms with Colitis.

Turn-off: They don't believe that I've frequently hooked up -- hot, sexy, romantic sex — with men who identify as straight

Huge teeth

Meth.

Really visible tattoos like on the face, neck or hands.

Really bad BO or bad breath, I mean strip paint off a Russian tractor bad

Extremely hairy like what R18 says

Cock rings or tongue piercings.

Obesity, goes without saying but that'd invalidate the "No Matter How Hot" part anyway. A little extra is OK, but huge is a big turn off for me

R36 denigrating service staff is a HUGE red flag for me too, I dont want to be around someone like that. I enjoy being extra nice to then and if I can make their day that gives me a quiet buzz

R75 I'm out then. Not only can I not sing any show tunes, I dont think I can even NAME any

I prefer non-smokers but I wouldnt totally dismiss someone because of it

Bitchy Sarcastic Queens. The type that need to say nasty things about everyone the come in contact with because they somehow think it makes them seem funny and likeable. Reality is quite the opposite. I hate that personality type. It screams self loathing, unresolved anger and bitterness.

I just want to be around someone who is nice or friendly or at at least intrinsic and keeps to themself. I shouldn't have to "break through to the true you" to discover your a nice person inside. That's just too much work and baggage for me.

spitting

If they have stars tattooed on their body. So random and gormless.

Anyone on Scruff or Grindr

I would NEVER have sex with any man who has any kind of game or sex life, or any natural charm, sensuality, or character. Horrific if they enjoy life. The very thought of it wilts my dick.

Gay men. Oh... wait

Meticulously groomed eyebrows

Visible nose hair

guys who blob out and watch sports all the time. And talk about nothing else.

boogers caked in nostrils

Waxed eyebrows.

[quote] nose rings

Is this the '90s?

"Gays who haven't grown up and must make a sex joke in every conversation like they think it makes them cute or funny or flirty. They cant have an adult conversation and come off as immature 8th grade pubescent giggly queens."

Well said. I totally agree.

[quote]to discover your a nice person inside.

Oh, dear!

R144 but spitting in assholes during sex is okay.

They identify as a Druid.

R158- They identify as NON BINARY

[quote] Uncut guys who are whiny about it.

Never known any like that. Uncut guys always regard their foreskin as a badge of honor and expect everyone else to also.

He's into ass to mouth.

R160 I think that poster was alluding to those posters who took offense at those proclaiming their cut preferences in this thread.

Guys who claim they are white witches, not warlocks.

Shoulder length hair

If you like Trump and the current crop of Repigs who are trying to downplay and move on from Jan 6 or if the person liked his presidency...we're done.

If you're unvaccinated...we're done.

Extreme gayface or use of stereotypical mannerisms/lingo associated with urban black women a la Rachel Dolezal

Identifies as "queer", and expects every other same-sex attracted person to do the same.

Insists that Marsha threw the first brick.

Is a Belieber.

Republicant

Loves annoying TV commercials

Man bun

Bisexual men. Trans freaks. Men that use Queer or believe in Queer Theory lying bullshit. Nose rings. Men that have photos of females in their Grindr profiles. Unintelligent men. Unhygienic men. Men that can't reply back or reply properly. Inconsistent men.

Sports team logos was just mentioned.

Doesn't matter if it's wearing a baseball cap either backwards or foreward, a teeshirt or sweatshirt, a parka, duffle bag, coffee mug...it's all low class and white trash behavior for adults? Even for toddlers and adolescents?

Is the team swag mostly an American and Canadian thing, or just as prominent im much of the world depending on their sport?

You'd really say no to an ideal guy wearing a local sports team jersey, teeshirt, or baseball cap, or even a cute knit hat with the pompom?

Especially a player's name on the back of the teeshirt or jersey? Or okay if on children?

Or okay if at an actual game but not on the subway, supermarket, bar or restaurant?

Gaymers. The ones who would rather do nothing else.

Trans chasing. Instant write-off.

If they insist on wearing a condom while you suck them.

✔️ Having a big dick

❌ Being a big dick

Smoking, vaping, ink, piercings

Facial hair.

[quote]Sports team logos was just mentioned... Doesn't matter if it's wearing a baseball cap either backwards or foreward, a teeshirt or sweatshirt, a parka, duffle bag, coffee mug...it's all low class and white trash behavior for adults?

Blacks and Latinos also wear sports team logos.

Guys who wear Crocs.

Bloat.

Latinos with uncut dicks

Long hair or man-buns are an instant turn-off for me. Guys who have nasty feet but still wear flip flops or sandals in the summer. I don't want to look at your yellow, or sometimes gray, toenails and gnarled feet. Toothpick legs are also a turn-off for me.

Smugness

Jews with cut cocks! Ew! Mutilated. Conservative Republicans. No THANKS! Well groomed Italians - GROSS!

Men who say "Crikey!" (but they're not from Australia.)

I don’t mind uncut cocks on most people. Mexicans & Central Americans tend to stink though. I don’t know why.

R187 what about the French?

Bad cuticles.

Anyone who tries to look like or emulate a celebrity

Example of R190

Anyone with Corey Feldman energy, meth energy, likes trans, an unnatural hair color, says they’re really more into girls, posting pics of themselves cuttin up at the club or wherever with faghags.

Men who say Cheers when they're not British.

Someone above mentiined facial hair as a turn off. I usually/always hate beards, but do appreciate a handsome guy with a nice five-o'clock shadow. I guess a darker shadow, not sure if it even looks good on redheads and blonds.

I don't think that many guys can nicely pull off a five o'clock shadow, though?

I even like some types of facial hair but not a full beard -- especially gray beards and especially if long gray beards! I am 61, so not even being ageist about it.

Wrinkled caftans. Chanel #5 imposter fragrances. Dusty Hummel figurines.

Jungle Gardenia

[quote] Men who say Cheers when they're not British.

Men who say "ciao" when they're not Italian.

Ciao is ok. Saying "Cheers" you should be stabbed 50 billion times.

How about when you're toasting?

Don't split hairs, dumbcunt.

Nothing makes my hole snap shut like a guy that takes astrology seriously.

Self-absorption.

Libra sun, cancer rising, R201. Guess we're not compatible?

Shifty eyes.

frizzy hair or split ends

plaque stuck on their teeth

anyone who doesn't floss daily

people who eat toast in bed and get crumbs in the sheets

Smoking---automatic disqualifier

He wears clothes from Old Navy.

anyone who eats raisins

Men who post on Datalounge

Wears unflatteringly tight outfits

Micro penis and/or dingleberries. Although I might consider him if he kept his clothes on and had a wet mouth.

A vagina

What R143 typed so succinctly and so very eloquently.

People who hate sport so much to the point that they stereotype everyone who doesn't, and those who have SO much trouble with team logos, attire, or team paraphernalia. (such as R172)

racists, bigots, reckless capitalists, selfish people, conspicuous consumption, people who do not respect and love animals, and those who do not respect nature and the environment.

^ as in R172 I should have typed. Seems as if R172 is questioning these anti-sport zealots.

People who are so cunty they are off the charts. No human will ever be around them so these losers substitute people for fucking animals.

Bad hygiene, obviously.

I would never fuck anyone who would have me for a sex partner.

R219 I understand you so well, Groucho.

anyone who eats lima beans is immediately dismissed

Guys who constantly do accent imitations. I don’t care that someone told you you’re good at it or you took a standup comedy class (another turn off). I went on a date with a guy who spent more time talking in a fake southern accent than his own voice and it made me want to get up and walk into the street to be hit by a car.

Men who describe their mother as their "best friend" or refer to her as "my best girl".

Puke.

Bottoms who claim to never douche because they're clean without it.

Long or ragged hair. Man buns. Tattoos. Excessive freckles, especially on the body. Long fingernails. Bitten fingernails. Ugly feet.

VISIBLE EAR WAX.

Tattoos. Especially tribal ones.

Too many selfies on their social media. Hard pass.

r227- ugh. the worst. HOW DO THEY NOT DIG IT OUT?

R227....

Self obsessed whatever man lacking any kindness and emphathy and of course any Republican.

Wood Paneling on the walls and cheap furniture in the backdrop

Unnatural Hair or Beard Color

Make up

Black Nail polish or any nail polish

Man Buns

Low Quality Bed Linens

R222 how do you know that wasn't his real accent?

frizzy home perms

fake jewels in the belly button filling the entire hole

Dirty fingernails. Long toenails. The names Herman, Kyle, Jeremy (if pronounced Germy). Poor spelling. Doesn't understand sarcasm. Kia drivers. Films themself for social media, especially when crying. Queeny hairstylists/MUA who are convinced they are the next Kevyn Aucoin. Photoshoots they PAID to participate in or did not get paid to model/ assist in. Kitty litter boxes that smell, esp. if the fucking litter box is in the shower/spare bathtub. Those who leave Grinder open on their phone for their friends/dates/clients to see. Idiotic liars- I KNOW you didn't paint that huge bridge "painting", it's from IKEA. Signs in their home that say "blessed" "thankful" "grateful" Be your own kind of beautiful", etc. Farmhouse chic....The Yeti cooler of home decor. Liars in general- You insult my intelligence by thinking I will believe your nonsense. At least attempt to be believable. Those with "shows" they MUST watch...Like DWTS, Survivor, The Bachelor, etc. Skid marks. Cargo shorts/pants. Rope chains. Donald duck OJ drinkers. No sheets/no mattress pad No upper lip/gingivitis. Sloppy fatness- You can be big, you can be fat even- but you cannot be a slob kabob. Neckbeards. Cubic zirconia stud earrings. Earrings in general. Coke pinky nail. Teachers that complain about their salary/students; Bonus hatred for the ones with a masters in Pre-K that bitch about having SO MUCH EDUCATION AND LOANS....Yet they pursued the profession and went into debt for it. Blackheads. Whiteheads that are SCREAMING to be popped. Ear wax, visible, brown, crusty. Fake designer items. Obvious logos. Bryan Boy. Unread books./ Buying books for their spine/cover/as decor. Pronouncing Ralph Lauren as Ralf Lah-REN. Poor posture. Shitty drivers. Social media addicts. Movie quotations- Especially Will Ferrell type movies. Animal abuse/neglect. Chewing and staring and shoveling food in their mouth. Colored TP. Colored toilet bowl water.

people who pick out and eat only one color of M&Ms like the green ones

people who insist the different colors of M&Ms taste different as if they are skittles

R234 It was a fake, cornpone Southern accent like you’d hear in an SNL skit, by a dude from NJ.

Dingy ring around the collar.

people who eat those peanut m&ms with the raisin in the center instead of a peanut, goobers or whatever. simply nasty.

Demi Lovato.

wait i mean raisinettes

Use of cheap highly fragrant laundry detergent like "Sun"

Dollar Store Cleaning Products

Coupons to various Asian delivery restaurants adhered to the refrigerator door with a rainbow flag magnet

A kitchen drawer full of packets of soy sauce and hot mustard from the establishments above

R244- Marry me.

R187. You stink.

Responding to a compliment on their sweater with "It's Gucci" (or whatever designer).

Grifters Markle and Hazbeen

So dreary and repulsive

R237 Would you be terribly kind, and please elaborate on your allusion to the Yeti coolers? My partner and I have received two of them as gifts, and we love them. They're the best we've had, and one is in a tropical environment, and still performs just as well, keeping things completely cold for three days or four with roughly 50% ice fill.

What should we be aware of exactly? What shall the more fashionable gays such as yourself be clucking about behind our backs?

Enquiring minds want to know!TIA!

Believes in astrology.

Unvaccinated.

Trumper.

Incapable of saying vegetables and resorts to "veg" or "veggie".

R223 I had this turd/mama's boy in a class and he was so proud of the cunt that delivered him he'd always be showing her picture that he carried in his wallet! What a fucking loser.

R252, Was his name Elijah Allman?

Good heavens, r237, you need to hang out with a better class of people!

R253 No, dinosaur.

R237 wrote a fucking thesis.

R256 - That's nothing. I have a Master's Degree in fucking.

Call me, Clyde.

Shaved pubes. Perfume.

people who say "VECHtables" instead of "VEG et ables". There are 3 syllables and no CH. Anyone who uses CH is dismissed.

Anyone who says: I need to listen to Janet Jackson whilst fucking your ass.

[quote] people who say "VECHtables" instead of "VEG et ables". There are 3 syllables and no CH. Anyone who uses CH is dismissed.

~ Slinks away despondently ~

When they say they NEVER EVER missed an episode of Survivor or American Idol, and they watched it from the beginning.

Please excuse my heinous error. I meant there are 4 syllables, not 3.

Oops again. I meant R260. I'm R260 and R264.

There is hardly a discernible difference between “vetch-tables” and “vedge-eh-tables”— I can’t imagine ever even noticing it let alone it being a deal breaker, but that’s just me.

what an ass. It's 3 syllables and close to Vech-ta-ble. Just make it vege-ta-ble and you got it.

Anyone who likes black licorice is dead to me. The smell is horrifying.

[quote] —what is wrong with me today

Oh, honey.

I mean, where do we start?

People who claim jelly beans are a vegetable.

R269

Anyone still marveling over Belinda Carlisle’s catalog of music

[quote]There is hardly a discernible difference between “vetch-tables” and “vedge-eh-tables”

As long as they don't say "vetchies," I'm cool with either pronunciation.

Foreskin and/with smegma really is a complete turnoff. Not a good idea to skip the shower even once if you're uncut. That shit should be cleaned thoroughly at least twice every day.

Right-wing politics in any shade are a big dealbreaker.

I try not to be superficial and entertain men in varying figures but can't seem to get past it if a man is short.

Right wing politics. Left wing politics.

Any guy who's still doing Steve Martin's "Well, excuuuuuse me!" impression.

If he still has an AOL account.

I’ll change that attitude, r277. Email me, I’m at chunkylover455@aol.

[quote] Red hair= stinky

That’s just stupid.

Does that include liqueurs like ouzo, raki, etc. R268? I don't eat much licorice, but I do drink those.

If he's breathing

If he's older than 16.

Gun nutters, NRA members/donors, NRA garb, ordinary civilians wearing shoulder holsters a la Steven Crowder.

Fat men, hairy fat men, bears, cubs, miss piggy noses, white trash bone structure, excessive drinkers, overly muscular

Guys who pretend to have asthma, but really don't.

That really pisses me off!

People who say "Smell you" and use the term "virtue signalling".

People ho make fun of the poor, and think they're being edgy and funny.

Open toed sandals with nude colored pantyhose.

White trash gun nuts are kind of hot in a rough trade sort of way.

R288 Very puny cocklets on those gun nutters.

R249- Something once popular that has been taken over by the masses as a status symbol of sorts, to the point where people wear Yet shirts, put Yeti stickers on their cars, etc. Similar to how the farmhouse aesthetic became a brand for fraus and aspirationals. Nothing against the coolers themselves, it's the blatant merchandising and bragging of "oooo I have a yeti".

The cheesy bragging about the brand R237. The stockers, the hats, the shirts.

Stickers R237.

R290 Thanks, and though I read the article you so kindly linked, it still seems like a distant analogy. (very distant) At any rate, we've covered both coolers with stickers, so the brand isn't visible. None of them happen to be "Yeti" stickers either. (didn't know that was even a thing)

I fear the peculiar design of the straps, with their incredibly difficult to close toggles shall still give us away as Yeti owners however.

I think we're doomed to ever be considered fashionable by other gays. The thing is, we quite ironically have a farmhouse style or "country" kitchen in my partners place. We do have a barn, and a stable with two horses, so I think we can pull that one off. No grey, waterfall quartz, word art, etc. Only rotting old stuff.

Yeti makes a really solid product, so you aren’t necessarily just paying for the brand. They are expensive, and maybe a bit overpriced, I don’t know. Agree with the brand optics opinion though.

R294 They were both gifts from my younger brother, so no money spent on our part. I was fine using an old Coleman cooler which had a bit of rust TBH. I've no idea what these even cost. It's a relief to know the company isn't nefarious or held in poor regard. Cheers.

Yeah Coleman is equally good just not as “in style”. I have a Yeti lunch bag I got as a gift. It’s very nice.

R296 Well, for both our sakes, I hope we won't be judged for having been unwittingly initiated into this Yeti club. I preferred the looks of the old Coleman; it has really cool old green paint. I've been using it as a coffee table out on our patio. The Yeti does do a much better job of insulating though, it's almost magical. My partner's fridge went out last year, and it really saved so much of our stuff, it was like magic.

[quote] Very puny cocklets on those gun nutters.

R288 has done extensive and prolonged field study and will be publishing soon.

Roxane Gay

R298 Ha! Yes, still gathering data presently.

Guys online who come over for sex but keep postponing it, smoking up your drugs, asking for chargers, drinks, food, Valium, Tylenol, cigarettes, a shower and then get all pissy when you try to initiate sex. Millennials are the ones who pull this type of deplorable behavior. I'm not a bed & breakfast.

R301 You are cold. Those boys want you to show them some affection.

R301 And you are cheap. Want to fuck, but don’t want to share some food and cigarettes.

R301 is pushing 60 and trying to hook up with under 25, yet is shocked that they only want him as an ATM.

Well, R301 if they only want to eat and smoke and get pissy when you touch them, I guess you ain't the most attractive guy or you must be doing something wrong.

"Instant Turn-offs, No Matter How Hot"

If they're bad at Golden Girls trivia.

R237, MARY!! WHO HURT YOU??

R301 What kind of fucking retards are you meeting? I've never heard of anything like those you mentioned happening. TO ANYBODY. Sure, Jan.

Hair in a “man bun”.

#douchebag

Inability to listen to others.

Hands down, bad breath.

Ranting about Donald Trump

Small penis

I love small cocks R313 but smoker's breath....vomit.

Skinny jeans or plucked eyebrows.

CR- COCK RING

Nelly behavior, severe gay face

Annoying and persistent coughing, throat-clearing, or tickles & frogs.

Having misophonia, being around such noises sends me berserk. Weirdly, while I am mildly bothered by many other noises, it’s only the throaty ones that anger me.

R310 the reason I have a poor relationship with my deadbeat conservative Boomer father is not because he’s a deadbeat conservative Boomer, but because he doesn’t fucking listen to a word people say. He rants and drones on for ages if you let him, cursing and abusing and bitterly lamenting, not asking your opinion or anything. He doesn’t ask after others, or contribute to healthy turn-taking in discussion. His takes are asinine, too, which makes it even worse. It’s no wonder he’s been friendless and jobless for over a decade.

And on rare occasion he does listen, it’s with a creepy and cold deadeyed stare, and only a calculated move so he can pick up on some small innocuous thing you said and rebut with something damning or negative or rude or derogatory to get his kicks. Such a mean, nasty, antisocial asshole he is. He did endure some parental neglect as a kid and was briefly in the military, but I don’t think he gets to use that as an excuse since he ended up with a nice foster family and as a soldi r wasn’t posted anywhere in conflict (he basically spend four years on vacation in Belize looking after a cargo ship). He’s just one of these entitled straight men who believes that life still owes him riches and bitches but never followed through on bringing them to him.

Be nice when he leaves my life (or this life, whichever comes first). My Mom would be so much better off without him.

r319 so your dad's inability to listen to others is a turn-off and that makes him not hot to you?

I'd never date someone who posts regularly on DL if his posts are bitchy and nasty as most are.

Bump