Let's be Hannah Gutierrez-Reed!

I'm the smoking gun.

Who?

I'm the nepotism.

I’m the resemblance to Roseanne Barr.

I’m the “cart” referred to often in the press. I’m a bit mysterious (at least to r5). Am I like the thing that the AV department used to roll the projector around on? Do I have a cabinet underneath that can be locked up? Like a drinks trolley on an airplane?

I’m the horrid tattoos. The heart with flames, probably.

I’m the sneaking suspicion that she did it on purpose

I’m the very, very shitty Mojave desert shanty town apartment

I'm the double chin.

I'm the double pussy flaps

I am the lack of experience.

I’m the piercings on the aforementioned flaps at r10.

I'm the McDonald's job application.

I'm Hilaria sending her death threats in Spanish!

I'm the "it's not my fault"

I'm the dead woman.

I’m the abuela who loves unconditionally but is deeply ashamed.

I'm emotionally wounded.

I'm the liner that makes my beady eyes look even smaller.

I’m the tramp stamp and cellulite ridden cheek and thigh surrounding my partially exposed thong

I’m the wondering if she was paid when she didn’t do her job.

I'm daddy legacy ruined!

I’m the spectrum that she will claim to be on in 5…4…3….

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I’m the signature, “Tail-end Millennial/Early Gen Z” attitude-combination of extreme hubris (“Of course I got the job. My dad is like famous in this business….and everyone else who wanted it was like over 40”) and zero accountability (“But I was very under qualified for this job…someone should have been keeping an eye on me/managing me better.”)

She really does rock a double chin R24

Can I hire her as an armorer for my workplace?

How is she doing?

I'm the unopened body wash and shampoo bottles.

I'm the loaded pistol under her armpit.

I’m the ‘not doing the one thing I was supposed to do’…

I'm the GED she never qualified for.

I'm the gun stashed in her cooter.

I’m the “I’m holding a gun and I know how to use to pose”.

I'm FAT.

She looks like a Trumpster.

Have they arrested her yet?

I’m the “What do you mean I have to work a job and get on a treadmill?! I want to sit on my ass and eat ding dongs!”

AKA magical thinking by California Okies.

I am Mariah Carey.

We are not related

I’m insufferable with a big ego!

I'm Donald Trump, quaking in my shoes that she's going to tell everything.

I’m the pig hooves stuffed in sum jacked up boots. I’m the ugly, cheap piercings.

I'm the 100 lbs. she can try losing.

I'm her next job interview. Hannah: "Oh, THAT. Ir was nothing."

I'm the social media she no longer has.

I'm what happens when you leave two Zoomers in charge of imporant things!

I’m her ‘fight for more training days’ that didn’t actually occur.

I'm the movie Rust. I'll never see the light of day.

I’m the double chin, stubbornly existing even though she’s pointing her face skyward.

I’m indefatigable.

What a hot chick

Nasty ass is she

What will her next job be?

R53 hand, rim or blow.

R53, hopefully the armorer at Mar-a-Lago.

She's been named in two civil lawsuits. How much money do you think they can extract from her estate?

R14 really made me LOL!

She barely checked the gun before the shooting!

I'm all of the tears being drowned into a Big Mac!

I'm the idiot who saw the picture at OP and STILL thought this kid has the right attitude to her work to be put entirely unsupervised in charge of gun safety on a movie set. I am also forever unemployable now.

Does her pussy stink?

She's fug.

She really does have that proudly, defiantly stupid thing down pat.

R61 if it didn't before, it does now

I'm her father's professional experience and reputation that everyone was SHOCKED she didn't magically inherit like eye color

I'm the resemblance to drag superstar Delta Work.

I’m the dead, cold eyes

I'm the dead, cold cinematographer.

I'm the involuntary manslaughter conviction, New Mexico state imprisonment, and multi-million dollar wrongful death civil judgment that could all become part of Miss Hannah's life before long.

🤔 What I wanna know is why Alec Baldwin is working overtime to present himself as the innocent victim of circumstance. I'm really tiring of the promotional trailers for the George Stephanopoulos interview with Baldwin. Baldwin is doing a lot of trashing and finger pointing regarding other workers on the set, while tearfully proclaiming his own innocence. He's also displays flashes oh the Baldwin bad temper.

I don't trust those who turn on the distraught emotional tears when put under pressure.

Someone is covering up a murder here.

R70 = Hannah Gutierrez-Reed!

I'm being framed!!

I'm the frosted lip gloss.

Will she go to jail?

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I’m the “not really check (the gun) too much” after lunch.

How is she doing these days?

She's fine she sends her love.

I’m sure she’s out getting another tattoo.

I'm the word 'safety' blacked out of every dictionary she's never owned.

I'm the ghost face of Halyna Hutchins haunting Hannah in her cereal bowl.

She's suing!

Omg

R56: She lives in a pig sty!

R82 I'm sure this lawsuit is the first in what will become a circular firing squad clusterfuck of legal actions where everyone involved in the production points the finger toward someone else.

I'm also sure that once pics like this get introduced into evidence, plus the history of complaints about her from Nicolas Cage on her prior film set, this suit won't go the way she wants.

I’m the gun stuffed in cooter

I'm her flabby belly.

I’m the rocks thrown through the windows of her apartment

I'm Baldwin's high power damage control specialists. My team is flooding internet boards getting people to forget who was the killer. Over the years I've made a fortune out of Baldwin. I love that little murderer.

I'm female empowerment!

she looks like a high schooler trying to act cool? HOW did she get that job, or ANY important job on ANY film in the first place??

judging by that first photo posted on this topic thread, I wouldn't trust her to run a bake sale!

Based on the size of her, she would probably eat everything at the bake sale herself R91

She's fat.

I’m the affinity for Wicca and all dark paths

I'm the triple chin.

Do straight guys really find that photo at R87 hot?

I'm her infected bellybutton piercing.

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She looks like the definitive meaning of TRASH.

And I despise elitism of all kinds.

But that dumb shit, is TRASH

She's too young for a double chin.

I’m the trembling okie flesh and terror eyes as the cops pound on my dilapidated Apartheid looking desert apartment.

I'm the young girl kicked while she is down to divert from a celebrity murderer

I'm R102, the Frau!

I'm her new job at a tattoo parlor!

Would you let Hannah give you a tattoo?

I’m the desert trash hard rock looks, hoodie, and hair color dujour

R104: come for a tattoo, leave with a gunshot

I'm the manslaughter charges!

I'm the King of Wands in her Tarot deck.

I'm the lesbian experimentation

I’m the voice of a 13 year old rich bitch from Encino, who speaks in emojis with a Valley girl accent.

I’m the late-night pint of Ben and Jerry's. Over my now-empty container is invoked the solemn promise to get back to the diet tomorrow.

I'm the female New Mexico cop who interacted with her. I have the typical annoying New Mexico accent.

I’m the jeopardized “career” that is more important than the woman who got shot.

God, how did the cops not slap her repeatedly in that clip at r112?

She seems retarded.

As ridiculous as she looks, to hear her speak is just mind blowing. I wouldn’t trust this creature to drive a golf cart on set, much less handle firearms.

I'm the fast food she really doesn't need at r104.

I come with dipping sauce.

I'm the photos she posed with guns for at OP and r85. Thanks to her dead-eyed stare and physical deficits, I really didn't turn out like she imagined.

I’m Miss Piggy, fantasizing about being the star of a Mad Max movie.

I'm the sexual affair she fantasised about having with Alec before it all got shot to shit.

I'm her new job as a roadhouse stripper

I’m Demi Lovato playing her in the straight-to-streaming movie.

....

I'm the career she will never have.

I'm the "I don't know her"...

I'm the fact that I'd never want to be her.

I'm the nipple piercings on her drooping tits

She passed off cocaine after the shooting!

I'm the always hung over at work type who happens to handle weapons and is responsible for safety.

I’m the kilo of cocaine that fits comfortably in her snatch.

I'm the elderly baby boomer at r25 who thinks Trump was qualified to be president

R129

There was a time when I was in a hurry as you are I was like you

There was a day when I just had to tell my point of view I was like you

Now I don't mean to make you frown No, I just want you to slow down

Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?

Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?

Running around as you do with your head up in the clouds I was like you

Never had time to lay back, kick your shoes off, close your eyes I was like you

Now you're not hard to understand You need someone to take your hand, hey

Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?

Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?

Is she still an armorer?

I'm the not checking the gun that goes around

R51 she's like a rookie horseman of the apocalypse.

I'm the bringing live rounds to set

I’m the desperate pick me aura that comes off me in tidal waves. I’m so desperate to be in the cool group on set I fucked the entire camera department so they would cover for me when I messed up but they didn’t. None of this was my fault, even though it was my job to make sure this didn’t happen.

I’m the prison cell.