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Let's be Hannah Gutierrez-Reed!

I'm the dead career that never started!

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by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2021 7:43 AM

I'm the smoking gun.

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2021 7:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 2November 15, 2021 7:30 AM

I'm the nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 3November 15, 2021 10:25 AM

I’m the resemblance to Roseanne Barr.

by Anonymousreply 4November 15, 2021 11:22 AM

I’m the “cart” referred to often in the press. I’m a bit mysterious (at least to r5). Am I like the thing that the AV department used to roll the projector around on? Do I have a cabinet underneath that can be locked up? Like a drinks trolley on an airplane?

by Anonymousreply 5November 15, 2021 11:25 AM

I’m the horrid tattoos. The heart with flames, probably.

by Anonymousreply 6November 15, 2021 11:26 AM

I’m the sneaking suspicion that she did it on purpose

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2021 11:55 AM

I’m the very, very shitty Mojave desert shanty town apartment

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2021 11:56 AM

I'm the double chin.

by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2021 12:44 PM

I'm the double pussy flaps

by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2021 12:51 PM

I am the lack of experience.

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2021 2:00 PM

I’m the piercings on the aforementioned flaps at r10.

by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2021 2:16 PM

I'm the McDonald's job application.

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2021 2:20 PM

I'm Hilaria sending her death threats in Spanish!

by Anonymousreply 14November 15, 2021 2:21 PM

I'm the "it's not my fault"

by Anonymousreply 15November 15, 2021 2:24 PM

I'm the dead woman.

by Anonymousreply 16November 15, 2021 2:26 PM

I’m the abuela who loves unconditionally but is deeply ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 17November 15, 2021 2:30 PM

I'm emotionally wounded.

by Anonymousreply 18November 15, 2021 2:38 PM

I'm the liner that makes my beady eyes look even smaller.

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2021 2:51 PM

I’m the tramp stamp and cellulite ridden cheek and thigh surrounding my partially exposed thong

by Anonymousreply 20November 15, 2021 4:22 PM

I’m the wondering if she was paid when she didn’t do her job.

by Anonymousreply 21November 16, 2021 11:20 AM

I'm daddy legacy ruined!

by Anonymousreply 22November 16, 2021 4:33 PM

I’m the spectrum that she will claim to be on in 5…4…3….

by Anonymousreply 23November 16, 2021 5:48 PM

She looks like hell.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 17, 2021 3:26 AM

I’m the signature, “Tail-end Millennial/Early Gen Z” attitude-combination of extreme hubris (“Of course I got the job. My dad is like famous in this business….and everyone else who wanted it was like over 40”) and zero accountability (“But I was very under qualified for this job…someone should have been keeping an eye on me/managing me better.”)

by Anonymousreply 25November 17, 2021 3:39 AM

She really does rock a double chin R24

by Anonymousreply 26November 17, 2021 3:47 AM

Can I hire her as an armorer for my workplace?

by Anonymousreply 27November 17, 2021 5:23 AM

How is she doing?

by Anonymousreply 28November 25, 2021 3:46 AM

I'm the unopened body wash and shampoo bottles.

by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2021 3:49 AM

I'm the loaded pistol under her armpit.

by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2021 3:52 AM

I’m the ‘not doing the one thing I was supposed to do’…

by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2021 4:11 PM

I'm the GED she never qualified for.

by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2021 5:38 PM

I'm the gun stashed in her cooter.

by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2021 7:51 PM

I’m the “I’m holding a gun and I know how to use to pose”.

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2021 8:13 PM

I'm FAT.

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2021 8:18 PM

She looks like a Trumpster.

by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2021 8:20 PM

Have they arrested her yet?

by Anonymousreply 37November 29, 2021 4:25 AM

I’m the “What do you mean I have to work a job and get on a treadmill?! I want to sit on my ass and eat ding dongs!”

AKA magical thinking by California Okies.

by Anonymousreply 38November 29, 2021 4:40 AM

I am Mariah Carey.

by Anonymousreply 39November 29, 2021 6:33 AM

We are not related

by Anonymousreply 40November 29, 2021 6:55 AM

I’m insufferable with a big ego!

by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2021 7:43 AM
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