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Let's be Hannah Gutierrez-Reed!

I'm the dead career that never started!

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by Anonymousreply 131July 28, 2023 6:53 AM

I'm the smoking gun.

by Anonymousreply 1November 15, 2021 6:15 AM


by Anonymousreply 2November 15, 2021 6:30 AM

I'm the nepotism.

by Anonymousreply 3November 15, 2021 9:25 AM

I’m the resemblance to Roseanne Barr.

by Anonymousreply 4November 15, 2021 10:22 AM

I’m the “cart” referred to often in the press. I’m a bit mysterious (at least to r5). Am I like the thing that the AV department used to roll the projector around on? Do I have a cabinet underneath that can be locked up? Like a drinks trolley on an airplane?

by Anonymousreply 5November 15, 2021 10:25 AM

I’m the horrid tattoos. The heart with flames, probably.

by Anonymousreply 6November 15, 2021 10:26 AM

I’m the sneaking suspicion that she did it on purpose

by Anonymousreply 7November 15, 2021 10:55 AM

I’m the very, very shitty Mojave desert shanty town apartment

by Anonymousreply 8November 15, 2021 10:56 AM

I'm the double chin.

by Anonymousreply 9November 15, 2021 11:44 AM

I'm the double pussy flaps

by Anonymousreply 10November 15, 2021 11:51 AM

I am the lack of experience.

by Anonymousreply 11November 15, 2021 1:00 PM

I’m the piercings on the aforementioned flaps at r10.

by Anonymousreply 12November 15, 2021 1:16 PM

I'm the McDonald's job application.

by Anonymousreply 13November 15, 2021 1:20 PM

I'm Hilaria sending her death threats in Spanish!

by Anonymousreply 14November 15, 2021 1:21 PM

I'm the "it's not my fault"

by Anonymousreply 15November 15, 2021 1:24 PM

I'm the dead woman.

by Anonymousreply 16November 15, 2021 1:26 PM

I’m the abuela who loves unconditionally but is deeply ashamed.

by Anonymousreply 17November 15, 2021 1:30 PM

I'm emotionally wounded.

by Anonymousreply 18November 15, 2021 1:38 PM

I'm the liner that makes my beady eyes look even smaller.

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2021 1:51 PM

I’m the tramp stamp and cellulite ridden cheek and thigh surrounding my partially exposed thong

by Anonymousreply 20November 15, 2021 3:22 PM

I’m the wondering if she was paid when she didn’t do her job.

by Anonymousreply 21November 16, 2021 10:20 AM

I'm daddy legacy ruined!

by Anonymousreply 22November 16, 2021 3:33 PM

I’m the spectrum that she will claim to be on in 5…4…3….

by Anonymousreply 23November 16, 2021 4:48 PM

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by Anonymousreply 24November 17, 2021 2:26 AM

I’m the signature, “Tail-end Millennial/Early Gen Z” attitude-combination of extreme hubris (“Of course I got the job. My dad is like famous in this business….and everyone else who wanted it was like over 40”) and zero accountability (“But I was very under qualified for this job…someone should have been keeping an eye on me/managing me better.”)

by Anonymousreply 25November 17, 2021 2:39 AM

She really does rock a double chin R24

by Anonymousreply 26November 17, 2021 2:47 AM

Can I hire her as an armorer for my workplace?

by Anonymousreply 27November 17, 2021 4:23 AM

How is she doing?

by Anonymousreply 28November 25, 2021 2:46 AM

I'm the unopened body wash and shampoo bottles.

by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2021 2:49 AM

I'm the loaded pistol under her armpit.

by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2021 2:52 AM

I’m the ‘not doing the one thing I was supposed to do’…

by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2021 3:11 PM

I'm the GED she never qualified for.

by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2021 4:38 PM

I'm the gun stashed in her cooter.

by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2021 6:51 PM

I’m the “I’m holding a gun and I know how to use to pose”.

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2021 7:13 PM

I'm FAT.

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2021 7:18 PM

She looks like a Trumpster.

by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2021 7:20 PM

Have they arrested her yet?

by Anonymousreply 37November 29, 2021 3:25 AM

I’m the “What do you mean I have to work a job and get on a treadmill?! I want to sit on my ass and eat ding dongs!”

AKA magical thinking by California Okies.

by Anonymousreply 38November 29, 2021 3:40 AM

I am Mariah Carey.

by Anonymousreply 39November 29, 2021 5:33 AM

We are not related

by Anonymousreply 40November 29, 2021 5:55 AM

I’m insufferable with a big ego!

by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2021 6:43 AM

I'm Donald Trump, quaking in my shoes that she's going to tell everything.

by Anonymousreply 42November 29, 2021 7:12 AM

I’m the pig hooves stuffed in sum jacked up boots. I’m the ugly, cheap piercings.

by Anonymousreply 43November 30, 2021 5:57 AM

I'm the 100 lbs. she can try losing.

by Anonymousreply 44November 30, 2021 5:04 PM

I'm her next job interview. Hannah: "Oh, THAT. Ir was nothing."

by Anonymousreply 45November 30, 2021 5:45 PM

I'm the social media she no longer has.

by Anonymousreply 46November 30, 2021 5:47 PM

I'm what happens when you leave two Zoomers in charge of imporant things!

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by Anonymousreply 47November 30, 2021 5:49 PM

I’m her ‘fight for more training days’ that didn’t actually occur.

by Anonymousreply 48November 30, 2021 8:16 PM

I'm the movie Rust. I'll never see the light of day.

by Anonymousreply 49December 1, 2021 1:22 AM

I’m the double chin, stubbornly existing even though she’s pointing her face skyward.

I’m indefatigable.

by Anonymousreply 50December 1, 2021 1:31 AM

What a hot chick

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by Anonymousreply 51December 1, 2021 1:32 AM

Nasty ass is she

by Anonymousreply 52December 1, 2021 3:05 AM

What will her next job be?

by Anonymousreply 53December 1, 2021 3:10 AM

R53 hand, rim or blow.

by Anonymousreply 54December 1, 2021 3:12 AM

R53, hopefully the armorer at Mar-a-Lago.

by Anonymousreply 55December 1, 2021 3:14 AM

She's been named in two civil lawsuits. How much money do you think they can extract from her estate?

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by Anonymousreply 56December 1, 2021 5:57 AM

R14 really made me LOL!

by Anonymousreply 57December 1, 2021 7:35 AM

She barely checked the gun before the shooting!

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by Anonymousreply 58December 1, 2021 4:35 PM

I'm all of the tears being drowned into a Big Mac!

by Anonymousreply 59December 1, 2021 7:03 PM

I'm the idiot who saw the picture at OP and STILL thought this kid has the right attitude to her work to be put entirely unsupervised in charge of gun safety on a movie set. I am also forever unemployable now.

by Anonymousreply 60December 1, 2021 7:17 PM

Does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 61December 2, 2021 3:40 AM

She's fug.

by Anonymousreply 62December 2, 2021 10:03 AM

She really does have that proudly, defiantly stupid thing down pat.

by Anonymousreply 63December 2, 2021 12:11 PM

R61 if it didn't before, it does now

by Anonymousreply 64December 4, 2021 1:17 AM

I'm her father's professional experience and reputation that everyone was SHOCKED she didn't magically inherit like eye color

by Anonymousreply 65December 4, 2021 1:19 AM

I'm the resemblance to drag superstar Delta Work.

by Anonymousreply 66December 4, 2021 1:22 AM

I’m the dead, cold eyes

by Anonymousreply 67December 4, 2021 1:30 AM

I'm the dead, cold cinematographer.

by Anonymousreply 68December 4, 2021 2:14 AM

I'm the involuntary manslaughter conviction, New Mexico state imprisonment, and multi-million dollar wrongful death civil judgment that could all become part of Miss Hannah's life before long.

by Anonymousreply 69December 4, 2021 4:36 AM

🤔 What I wanna know is why Alec Baldwin is working overtime to present himself as the innocent victim of circumstance. I'm really tiring of the promotional trailers for the George Stephanopoulos interview with Baldwin. Baldwin is doing a lot of trashing and finger pointing regarding other workers on the set, while tearfully proclaiming his own innocence. He's also displays flashes oh the Baldwin bad temper.

I don't trust those who turn on the distraught emotional tears when put under pressure.

Someone is covering up a murder here.

by Anonymousreply 70December 4, 2021 5:05 AM

R70 = Hannah Gutierrez-Reed!

by Anonymousreply 71December 4, 2021 5:55 AM

I'm being framed!!

by Anonymousreply 72December 6, 2021 11:57 PM

I'm the frosted lip gloss.

by Anonymousreply 73December 7, 2021 1:05 AM

Will she go to jail?

by Anonymousreply 74December 7, 2021 7:29 AM

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by Anonymousreply 75December 14, 2021 9:40 PM

I’m the “not really check (the gun) too much” after lunch.

by Anonymousreply 76December 19, 2021 7:05 AM

How is she doing these days?

by Anonymousreply 77January 12, 2022 2:30 AM

She's fine she sends her love.

by Anonymousreply 78January 12, 2022 2:59 PM

I’m sure she’s out getting another tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 79January 12, 2022 3:53 PM

I'm the word 'safety' blacked out of every dictionary she's never owned.

by Anonymousreply 80January 12, 2022 5:34 PM

I'm the ghost face of Halyna Hutchins haunting Hannah in her cereal bowl.

by Anonymousreply 81January 13, 2022 12:58 AM

She's suing!

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by Anonymousreply 82January 23, 2022 3:01 AM


by Anonymousreply 83January 23, 2022 3:06 AM

R56: She lives in a pig sty!

by Anonymousreply 84January 23, 2022 3:23 AM

R82 I'm sure this lawsuit is the first in what will become a circular firing squad clusterfuck of legal actions where everyone involved in the production points the finger toward someone else.

I'm also sure that once pics like this get introduced into evidence, plus the history of complaints about her from Nicolas Cage on her prior film set, this suit won't go the way she wants.

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by Anonymousreply 85January 23, 2022 3:32 AM

I’m the gun stuffed in cooter

by Anonymousreply 86January 23, 2022 4:40 AM

I'm her flabby belly.

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by Anonymousreply 87January 23, 2022 4:57 AM

I’m the rocks thrown through the windows of her apartment

by Anonymousreply 88January 23, 2022 4:58 AM

I'm Baldwin's high power damage control specialists. My team is flooding internet boards getting people to forget who was the killer. Over the years I've made a fortune out of Baldwin. I love that little murderer.

by Anonymousreply 89January 23, 2022 5:12 AM

I'm female empowerment!

by Anonymousreply 90January 23, 2022 5:18 AM

she looks like a high schooler trying to act cool? HOW did she get that job, or ANY important job on ANY film in the first place??

judging by that first photo posted on this topic thread, I wouldn't trust her to run a bake sale!

by Anonymousreply 91January 23, 2022 5:29 AM

Based on the size of her, she would probably eat everything at the bake sale herself R91

by Anonymousreply 92January 23, 2022 5:36 AM

She's fat.

by Anonymousreply 93January 23, 2022 5:41 AM

I’m the affinity for Wicca and all dark paths

by Anonymousreply 94January 24, 2022 7:09 AM

I'm the triple chin.

by Anonymousreply 95January 25, 2022 4:23 AM

Do straight guys really find that photo at R87 hot?

by Anonymousreply 96January 25, 2022 4:44 AM

I'm her infected bellybutton piercing.

by Anonymousreply 97January 25, 2022 4:45 AM

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by Anonymousreply 98February 12, 2022 11:40 PM

She looks like the definitive meaning of TRASH.

And I despise elitism of all kinds.

But that dumb shit, is TRASH

by Anonymousreply 99February 12, 2022 11:44 PM

She's too young for a double chin.

by Anonymousreply 100February 13, 2022 12:25 AM

I’m the trembling okie flesh and terror eyes as the cops pound on my dilapidated Apartheid looking desert apartment.

by Anonymousreply 101February 27, 2022 5:37 AM

I'm the young girl kicked while she is down to divert from a celebrity murderer

by Anonymousreply 102February 27, 2022 6:19 AM

I'm R102, the Frau!

by Anonymousreply 103February 27, 2022 6:25 AM

I'm her new job at a tattoo parlor!

Would you let Hannah give you a tattoo?

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by Anonymousreply 104February 27, 2022 6:26 AM

I’m the desert trash hard rock looks, hoodie, and hair color dujour

by Anonymousreply 105February 27, 2022 7:36 AM

R104: come for a tattoo, leave with a gunshot

by Anonymousreply 106March 3, 2022 1:49 AM

I'm the manslaughter charges!

by Anonymousreply 107January 21, 2023 2:50 AM

I'm the King of Wands in her Tarot deck.

by Anonymousreply 108January 21, 2023 3:01 AM

I'm the lesbian experimentation

by Anonymousreply 109January 24, 2023 3:20 AM

I’m the voice of a 13 year old rich bitch from Encino, who speaks in emojis with a Valley girl accent.

by Anonymousreply 110January 24, 2023 3:39 AM

I’m the late-night pint of Ben and Jerry's. Over my now-empty container is invoked the solemn promise to get back to the diet tomorrow.

by Anonymousreply 111January 24, 2023 4:00 AM

I'm the female New Mexico cop who interacted with her. I have the typical annoying New Mexico accent.

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by Anonymousreply 112January 24, 2023 4:19 AM

I’m the jeopardized “career” that is more important than the woman who got shot.

by Anonymousreply 113January 24, 2023 4:27 AM

God, how did the cops not slap her repeatedly in that clip at r112?

She seems retarded.

As ridiculous as she looks, to hear her speak is just mind blowing. I wouldn’t trust this creature to drive a golf cart on set, much less handle firearms.

by Anonymousreply 114January 24, 2023 11:25 AM

I'm the fast food she really doesn't need at r104.

I come with dipping sauce.

by Anonymousreply 115January 24, 2023 10:11 PM

I'm the photos she posed with guns for at OP and r85. Thanks to her dead-eyed stare and physical deficits, I really didn't turn out like she imagined.

by Anonymousreply 116January 24, 2023 10:14 PM

I’m Miss Piggy, fantasizing about being the star of a Mad Max movie.

by Anonymousreply 117January 25, 2023 3:41 AM

I'm the sexual affair she fantasised about having with Alec before it all got shot to shit.

by Anonymousreply 118January 25, 2023 9:38 AM

I'm her new job as a roadhouse stripper

by Anonymousreply 119January 25, 2023 5:10 PM

I’m Demi Lovato playing her in the straight-to-streaming movie.

by Anonymousreply 120January 25, 2023 5:21 PM


by Anonymousreply 121January 26, 2023 5:46 AM

I'm the career she will never have.

by Anonymousreply 122February 2, 2023 8:47 AM

I'm the "I don't know her"...

by Anonymousreply 123February 2, 2023 8:49 AM

I'm the fact that I'd never want to be her.

by Anonymousreply 124February 2, 2023 8:55 AM

I'm the nipple piercings on her drooping tits

by Anonymousreply 125February 2, 2023 8:57 AM

She passed off cocaine after the shooting!

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by Anonymousreply 126July 26, 2023 9:27 PM

I'm the always hung over at work type who happens to handle weapons and is responsible for safety.

by Anonymousreply 127July 27, 2023 1:32 AM

I’m the kilo of cocaine that fits comfortably in her snatch.

by Anonymousreply 128July 27, 2023 1:38 AM

I'm the elderly baby boomer at r25 who thinks Trump was qualified to be president

by Anonymousreply 129July 27, 2023 1:49 AM


There was a time when I was in a hurry as you are I was like you

There was a day when I just had to tell my point of view I was like you

Now I don't mean to make you frown No, I just want you to slow down

Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?

Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?

Running around as you do with your head up in the clouds I was like you

Never had time to lay back, kick your shoes off, close your eyes I was like you

Now you're not hard to understand You need someone to take your hand, hey

Have you never been mellow? Have you never tried to find a comfort from inside you?

Have you never been happy just to hear your song? Have you never let someone else be strong?

by Anonymousreply 130July 27, 2023 10:24 PM

Is she still an armorer?

by Anonymousreply 131July 28, 2023 6:53 AM
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