OMG! Sam Asghari Is Even Crazier Than Britney!

He should do gay porn.

Paywall but no surprise. He’d be fooling around with men on camera on his OnlyFans account right now if he wasn’t with Britney.

LOS ANGELES — Sam Asghari is a nascent actor and erstwhile personal trainer. But this highly polite, handsome and friendly 27-year-old is better known to millions as the fiancé of a 39-year-old woman who was, for years, the biggest pop star in the world, control over whose personal life and $60 million estate was, 13 years ago, stripped from her and reassigned to her father (and a court-appointed lawyer to co-manage finances) in a controversial and secretive arrangement from which she has been forcefully and publicly trying to extricate herself; a woman who has been, for years, photographed in the regular company of no adult save Mr. Asghari, and whom he declined to acknowledge, by name or even oblique reference, as a condition of granting an interview.

That Mr. Asghari’s extremely famous fiancée, Britney Spears, is engaged to marry him is one of few details about her private life that is public knowledge. Both have said in interviews that they met in 2016 when he appeared in a music video for her single “Slumber Party” (featuring Tinashe), in the role of contemplative observer as she crawls down a banquet table to lap up what appears to be spilled milk.

Since then, the pair have shown themselves together many times on their Instagram accounts — typically engaged in a physical fitness activity, relaxing in a cloudless vacation spot, mugging to the camera at close range or some configuration of all three. The couple announced their engagement on Instagram in September (he with a photo; she with a compilation of clips in which she flashed her diamond ring to the camera).

But particulars relating to virtually every other aspect of Mr. Asghari’s fiancée’s life are known only to individuals with access to confidential court records pertaining to the conservatorship that governed her existence since 2008, and was terminated by a judge this week. Her relationship with Mr. Asghari necessarily sprouted within the parameters of this legal contrivance, the terms of which are so thoroughly concealed that, for more than a decade, outsiders could only guess as to how anyone in her circle — let alone how she herself — felt about it.

Then Mr. Asghari spoke out. On Feb. 9, 2021, he posted an Instagram Story — a temporary item that disappears after 24 hours — with text that read, “I have zero respect for someone trying to control our relationship and constantly throwing obstacles in our way.” The ostensible target of his ire was his girlfriend’s father, the custodian of her estate, to whom Mr. Asghari referred by name in the same message, using an obscenity.

Mr. Asghari’s flouting of the presumed omertà that muzzled discussion, or even acknowledgment, of the conservatorship from anyone it directly affected left spectators ravenous to hear more from him.

Mr. Asghari obliged, after a fashion. He posted information on Instagram about a home teeth whitening system, the Submersible Bronzo Blu Abisso 42mm watch from Panerai, Smrtft adjustable dumbbells and a custom-built Jeep Rubicon. He uploaded images of himself modeling and videos of himself working out. He shared clips and trailers for TV shows in which he had been cast in bit parts as sundry devastatingly handsome men. He has also continued to post about his support for his fiancée; on Friday, he shared a photo of himself flexing, wearing a #FreeBritney T-shirt.

But none of his posts satisfied onlookers’ most pressing curiosities: Who is Mr. Asghari? What is his life like? And how did any of this happen?

Mr. Asghari’s Work Endeavors

On a Friday in October, Mr. Asghari arrived at a predetermined location in downtown Los Angeles for a photo shoot and hourlong interview, and was joined by his publicist, Brandon Cohen (reticent; black T-shirt; frequently holding phone to ear), and his creative director, who goes by Maxi (garrulous; pink plaid suit; frequently everywhere)

In advance, Mr. Asghari had agreed to teach his interviewer some of the action stunt work he has been working to master. This would provide a natural foray into a discussion of his career goals (action stardom).

Yet, on the day, this plan fell apart completely, its individual components skidding out of reach in previously undiscovered directions. For instance: Upon learning that the interview contained no video component — there had never been a video component — Maxi and Mr. Cohen professed disbelief and skepticism that Mr. Asghari’s stunt demonstrations could be expressed in any format but one designed for the broadcast of moving visual media.

At the suggestion that the essence of the stunts, as well as specific maneuvers, could be described in writing and then pictured by the reader, Maxi voiced strong doubt, “because I have a vivid imagination,” he said, and “I can’t visualize it” — and his dubiousness meant that the stunt demonstration was never attempted.

Mr. Cohen and Maxi also understood the interview to have different start times; according to one of the timelines, a photographer, who arrived for the shoot exactly on time, was either 45 or 90 minutes late. At one point, Maxi declared that the hourlong interview would take 15 minutes.

In conversation, Mr. Asghari — who moved to California from Iran at age 12 to live with his father, who had emigrated seven years earlier — was pleasant. He was loath to express dissatisfaction of any kind, about anything, or to acknowledge any familiarity whatsoever with that state.

Asked what aspect of everyday life he initially found hardest to adjust to after leaving his mother and sisters in Tehran as an adolescent, to travel to a foreign country whose language he did not speak, to live with a father he had not seen since age 4, Mr. Asghari replied: “To be honest with you, it wasn’t hard for me at all. It was easy for me.”

Asked to identify the worst job he ever had, Mr. Asghari, who said his pre-acting work included a stint at Best Buy and rolling sushi for quinceañeras, said each job was as enjoyable as the last because, “I find happiness in every job.”

Asked to rank his work endeavors in order of priority, Mr. Asghari explained that he prioritizes everything in life equally, even when stepping back from it, as he has done with his career in personal training. Asked which of his three older sisters he is closest to, Mr. Asghari said, “I’m closest to all of them.”

And when asked, flat out, “What is your job?” Mr. Asghari replied without hesitation: “I’m a plumber.”

While he exhibited it sparingly, Mr. Asghari has a genuine knack for deadpan humor. The effect is enhanced by his chiseled facial features, which do not immediately suggest comedy; by his shatterproof earnestness, which leaves one unable to see his jokes coming; and by the fact that everything he says is delivered in the same calm tone.

Though deadpan humor can often be mean — a way to leave a straight man twisting in the wind — Mr. Asghari is not. His flippant responses were quickly and invariably followed by genuine answers.

“My job, at the moment, is acting,” he clarified.

According to that article, he must have a MS in Social Engineering.

I'll pop some popcorn and wait for Britney to be indicted for violating sanctions against Iran because her husband encouraged her.

^ TL;dr.

Insufficient thirsty pictures.

One of Mr. Asghari’s most widely seen — though blink-and-you’ll-miss-it — career performances was as a character credited as “Sexy Santa” in an episode of the 2021 HBO Max series “Hacks.” He appeared in a single scene, opposite Jean Smart.

Although his social media posts often depict him in hot pursuit of physical fitness, Mr. Asghari described personal training as his “waiter job” — that is, a job an aspiring actor holds until he can support himself with acting.

But while he is reorienting his professional trajectory, Mr. Asghari continues to be affiliated with an online personal training subscription service, Asghari Fitness, which, he said, has about 1,000 subscribers.

For $9 a week, subscribers have access to video clips in which a man, sometimes but not always Mr. Asghari, demonstrates exercises including “Bulgarian Split Squat” and “Dumbbell Good Mornings,” along with a suggested workout schedule.

Subscribers also receive a meal plan containing the recipes of up to three meals and three snacks a day.

The recipes are notable for their bare-bones formulations (a dish labeled “Beef Salad” requires 10 minutes’ cook time, four ingredients and four lines of direction, of which the fourth is “Enjoy”), and for the fact that at least some of the accompanying photos seem to have originated from other sources. (A reverse image search for the uncredited “Beef Salad” photo led to a 17-ingredient recipe for “Vietnamese Grilled Aussie Beef Salad” that, according to TrueAussieBeefandLamb.com, takes 40 minutes to prepare.)

His website was built by MacroActive, a company whose headquarters are in New Zealand, which supplies a ready-made online platform to aspiring coaches who can use it to host their own fitness-adjacent subscription services. Afluencr, a MacroActive subsidiary in Wales, provides additional management and design elements.

Mr. Asghari said that Asghari Fitness is “always going to be improving,” that “it’s very exclusive,” and that “it’s not something that I’m pushing, or I’m not hoping to make millions of dollars off of it.”

A one-episode stint on HBO Max also “doesn’t pay your bills,” Mr. Asghari said. “If you’re on three, four different films, yeah, it pays your bills.”

None of which quite explains how Mr. Asghari pays his bills — or what they are.

“My biggest expenses are my career,” he said, citing stunt and acting coaching as specific costs. “That’s what I spend money on.”

Maybe he'll impregnate Britney and steal her + daughter away to Iran!

Mr. Asghari’s Team

If Mr. Asghari is the heart of the Sam Asghari business, Maxi and Mr. Cohen are the palpitations. Maxi interrupted Mr. Asghari’s interview to compliment how it was going; to grab a bagel he had left behind; to suggest answers to various questions to Mr. Asghari, some of which Mr. Asghari disagreed with; to eat the bagel; to announce 15 minutes into the interview that there were 10 minutes left (there were 45 minutes left); to request that Mr. Asghari change back into a pair of jeans he had asked him to change out of; to express gratitude for all that the interview was revealing to him about Mr. Asghari; to declare, while painting gentle curves of green emollient onto Mr. Asghari’s face, “He doesn’t need makeup”; to advise that the article that would result from the interview be titled “Starring in the Mel Gibson Movie” (Mr. Asghari is currently filming a movie with Mr. Gibson); to stand before Mr. Asghari and, while Mr. Asghari was in the middle of a sentence, dab at his lips with a Baby Phat Pink Rose Gold Glitter Hydrogel under-eye mask; to jump in with quick comments, and then say “delete delete delete.”

Mr. Asghari and Britney Spears have both said in interviews that they met in 2016 when he appeared in a music video for her single “Slumber Party” (featuring Tinashe).

Mr. Asghari appeared habituated to sudden disturbances. After each disruption, he retrieved the path of his thoughts as nonchalantly as a storm-blown songbird recovers its migratory route to the tropics.

Mr. Asghari met Maxi eight years ago, “at someone’s random house that he was visiting,” Maxi said. Mr. Asghari was working as a personal trainer at the time.

“And so I met Sam and I said, ‘Oh, you’re the next Superman!’” said Maxi, speaking at the speed of ice cubes being blended into iced coffee. “Got him an agent, got him all that.”

It was Maxi’s suggestion, Mr. Asghari said, for him to “start acting.”

The function of the “director” in Maxi’s “creative director” title is “just to make myself sound glamorous,” Maxi said. “I’m just his friend, basically.”

“Just a friend,” Mr. Asghari echoed.

“His friend who’s taken control,” Maxi said, laughing.

“But, yeah,” Mr. Asghari said, “and then — — ”

“Because I started this,” Maxi said.

Mr. Cohen, on the other hand, first contacted Mr. Asghari six years ago by Facebook Messenger.

“I had a feeling that if I started to work with him and represented him that I could get him great opportunities and build his career from nothing to where it is today,” he said. “I just had an intuition and gut feeling. And as a rep, sometimes you just look at someone and you see — —”

“See how he said ‘nothing’ to ‘where he is today’?” Maxi stage-murmured to Mr. Asghari. They both laughed. “He’s like ‘I took a speck of dirt. …’”

“No!” Mr. Cohen said, in protest.

Mr. Cohen said that Mr. Asghari hung up on him during their first scheduled call. “So I call back, like I always do,” he said. “I just kept calling and being persistent and being there.”

“We just, ever since then, worked together.”

Mr. Asghari’s Destiny There is no question that Mr. Asghari has acquired a team with a fervent, urgent desire for him to succeed. But their hands-on approach and sheltering management of their adult client’s life created a veil through which Mr. Asghari remained largely indiscernible.

While Maxi’s and Mr. Cohen’s exact responsibilities relative to Mr. Asghari and to each other were not obvious, what was apparent was that, working in concert yet ofttimes also at odds, these two stewards of Mr. Asghari’s career together created an anxious alternate reality so powerfully felt by them that it intermittently supplanted actual reality for everyone in the immediate vicinity.

It’s unclear which of the two desired that Mr. Asghari channel New York City in his Los Angeles photo shoot.

It was Maxi who deemed the outfit Mr. Asghari wore to his interview — slim-fitting jeans and a storm gray sleeveless hoodie that tightly framed his tremendous biceps — unsuitable for a photo shoot because “he’s not working for ThighMaster”; who styled the designer garments in which Mr. Asghari was instead photographed (“I would never wear any of this!” Mr. Asghari said cheerfully); who declared, “It’s a winter shoot,” as explanation for Mr. Asghari’s wearing a full-length wool and vegan leather coat on a warm, sunny afternoon; who gave Mr. Asghari an “I Love NY” T-shirt to wear; who said, “We’re going out on the street to make it feel like the L.A. version of New York” and “Giving L.A. New York — that’s supposed to be the vibe.”

Yet it was also Maxi who was heard to object afterward, “Brandon apparently said that I was creatively controlling something.”

“Which I do not, just so you know,” he said.

In the conjurings of his publicist and creative director, Mr. Asghari has, for almost a decade, been on track to be the next Superman. The long-anticipated attention of which he is at last the recipient is wholly attributable to his acting talent, work ethic and humility. That Mr. Asghari came to be betrothed to one of the most famous people in the world is irrelevant. Mr. Asghari’s stardom does not — must not, in any way — rely on his connection to her.

Ten days after the couple announced their engagement, a lawyer for Mr. Asghari’s fiancée cited her plans to execute a prenuptial agreement with Mr. Asghari — a process in which her financial conservator would play a major role — as further reason that her father should be suspended as conservator. Though the court granted the request, additional hearings were scheduled to determine future control over her life and finances.

At the first of those hearings, on Friday, a judge terminated the conservatorship, effective immediately.

Mr. Asghari, of course, has been subject to no legal constraints on how — and with whom — his money and time can be spent.

Aglow in butterscotch October sunlight, Mr. Asghari eagerly proffered his cracked iPhone to Maxi. He was keen to play a video of his latest stunt training.

“I care more about your shoot right now,” Maxi replied without watching, determined that Mr. Asghari should achieve his — Mr. Asghari’s — dreams. “We’ve got to get it done.”

Mr. Asghari lowered his phone, unfazed. As directed, he waded gamely into the ornamental vegetation outside a nearby municipal building and began to pose.

[quote] The recipes are notable for their bare-bones formulations (a dish labeled “Beef Salad”

Has anybody tried making Sam's 'beef salad?'

I'm sure his beef salad has been tossed by every gay casting agent from Burbank to Bangor.

This superficially objective article has "Cray! Cray!" written between every line.

Does Britney give him an allowance?

[quote] This superficially objective article

This verbose, over-written article has no pictures.

Actually, it does have pictures. Picture 1.

Picture 2

Picture 3

Clothes and words ruin him. He just needs to be naked and shut up.

Good for Britney, she finally got what she paid for

The sad reality is Britney never got a real taste of adulthood. She's emotionally very immature because she was sheltered and controlled all of her life. Maturity comes from experience which builds upon trials and error. Her parents seriously were failures in the most important part of being a parent which is to prepare your child to be an adult.

[quote] The sad reality is Britney never got a real taste of adulthood. She's emotionally very immature

Yeah, I see her as destined to be emotionally stunted as a Forever 21. And that might be generous.

Three things she has to stop doing: her repetitious twirling vids, heavy eye makeup and lip injections.

And please no babies!

One thing about Britney, is that she might be crazy, but she’s not stupid.

I know she has a reputation for being a dumb hick but I don’t buy that. She has an accent and some trashy tendencies but I think she’s really smart. There was really no way out of that mess. If she would have directly spoken out, it would not have gone this way. If she made a break too soon, again, it wouldn’t have worked. It’s too much to type out but maybe someone can explain that better.

Anyway, I think she played everybody including Sam and will take the money and run.

I have a feeling that he'd be with anyone who'll make him famous. Male, female, a tree sloth, you name it.

Poor Britney. Even her giant pot of cash will be quickly depleted.

At least she's getting some good cock out of this arrangement.

This girl has some serious bad taste in men.

The jury is still out in Kevin but because he didn’t lose her kids at the mall he’s hailed as father of the year. But good for him for at cleats putting up the effort.

Girlfriend needs to take her nest egg and move to Nashville. She can always record in LA and then get the heck out of dodge. She can find her a nice, down to earth cowboy to marry and do the occasional mini tour or LV stint. She’ll be a legend.

As I understood it, there were two conservatorships, one for the money and one for her person.

All I hear in the media is that it was ended. As in singular.

What gives? Which one ended and why is this material info completely left out of the headlines.

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R31, the Bank of Britney Spears is the best bank ever! No hidden fees, best cash-back bonus offers!

You just keep inserting and out come cash.

He seems quite sweet natured though

If someone really loved her they would make her realize he only loves her money.

I don't buy she's stupid either. She's not well-read or highly academic. She's mentally ill but many mentally ill people are intelligent. If she was retarded then her career would have dead on arrival. Many celebrities seem like airheads and not educated but it takes some type of intelligence to succeed. And there's many types of intelligence

Only $60 million? I think someone's been ripping her off big time. Dad maybe. Big jacked up Jeep = small dick. Still I hope he is good to her. She looks pretty and happy in the red dress picture.

Is she going to change her name to Britney Asghari?

There was an instagram story were I believe Britney had a T-shirt or something that had Brad Pitt’s face on it and Sam was like”I”ll kill him” over and and over. Brad is Britney’s long time crush ever since she was a kid so Britney look at him strangely and asked him “why would you do that?”

Britney always struck me as very sharp on X-Factor

She's Dick-notized. I'm sure some here recognize that syndrome.

She also mentioned that she wanted to write songs and had ideas for albums. I imagine she felt too pressured to maintain her fame and please her label to take that risk. She has a meek disposition unlike Madonna and Christina who had more control over their careers.

he's a gorgeous grifter.

[quote]And please no babies!

Actually, her IUD was a major point of contention. She wanted it out, but dad said no.

I wonder how her sons feel about him?

I think Britney is good at what she does but part of her thing is that she has to be entertained 24/7. This was even before she had her meltdown or met K-Fed. Felicia was the one that would always make sure Brits was entertained. I think Sam is paid or given an allowance. They say Britney always does better mentally when she has a man paying attention to her. At least Sam is healthy, encourages her to work out, eat well, and is ambitious. That's more than you can say for Kevin. He was just in it for the fast ride and kinky sex in the beginning. It was Britney that pushed things along at lightning speed. I hope she is happy. Her lawyers said yesterday that they have build both finical and personal safety nets all around Britney so she can live her life, but she's protected if she fucks up.

I don't think she's even seen her sons in a long time or that they have met Sam. K-Fed is very protective over them.

r45 the gay son loves working out with Sam

One of the reasons she always gives for staying in LA is because of her boys. Once they are out of high school or close to it, I hope she can get out of here and go live her life. I know she loves NYC, Hawaii, etc. Louisiana might a no go - it seems like she hates her family right now.

Feel the LOVE

Crazy birds of a feather.

Kaching!! Fair play to Sam. If women can be grifting, money grubbing whores, why not men? He is what 12 years younger than her? Who here thinks its a Real Love match?? Go for the gold Sam, get those Benjamins!! She ain't hot no more. And let's not speak of her mental state & high level of intellect. Also seeing clips of her she can be one nasty bunt..So, think our boy Sam lika da cash. Must be the waters of LA grifter central, so many, now just one more!

The NY Times is so kiss ass ridiculous with this puff piece.

in photos, she seems more into him than the other way around.

He is handsome and surely keeps her happy in bed. I would like to try him in my bed.

I want to be optimistic but her taste in men seems mostly superficial. She's been with hot and hung studs but they're all worth less than her financially and were golddiggers. She should have gotten Colin Farrell to knock her up at least she would have had a baby daddy worth something.

Gold-DIGGAH!

He's proof the terms of the conservatorship were blown out of proportion in some respects. If it was so strict, why was Britney able to date him in the first place and move into her house? I seriously doubt an underemployed Iranian was daddy's first choice for a future son-in-law.

I think Jamie was very accommodating towards her. But the issue was she just didn't want him controlling her finances. She doesn't talk that harshly about her father in the same extent as her mother. She just didn't want him in charge because he was getting too old thus he was physically and mentally unfit, he was never qualified for the role due to his lack of education and he had a bad temper at times such as when he tried to hit one of her sons. I don't buy the narrative that he is the spawn of Satan but I do think he got too power hungry and domineering especially given he had no qualifications for that role. I think Brit's money got stolen by members of her label and marketing team who funneled it.

I’m sickened thinking he’s going to impregnate her to ensure his lifelong Bank of Britney is open. She can’t handle herself let alone another child. She proved she sucked as a parent (even her dogs get fucked over) so why would the courts let her have freedom to keep bringing unwanted babies into the world?

I wonder what Britney and Sam talk about.

^ It doesn't matter I doubt that either understands the other

She already said she wants another baby. She's 40-ish and I think she will get pregnant soon, if she's not already pregnant.

R47 everything you wrote is stupid. She has regular time with her kids and been with this guy for 5 years

I know it's her choice to have another child. But she'll be an old mother and her mental state still seems fragile. Hopefully she'll maintain her fortune and have a good nanny.

He already got a role starring in a Mel Gibson film and here he is with Mel. He's a star!

He's multi talented!

I love him. He is devious. He is going to take her for everything she has. She is insane and a guy this hot would not find her attractive. Cha-Ching!!

R58, the rumor mill for years has said the Jamie picked/hired guys to be Britney's boyfriends, that they were paid to perform that role, and that they were given strict instructions on how to interact with her.

Rumor mill also said she had to be handled carefully with regard to her sex life because she is supposedly HIV positive. Thus the IUD and the strict supervision of her love life.

She seems pretty assertive on American Idol. That first guy had a mean vibe and I think it triggered her. She’s not super-articulate about her criticisms.

I'm sure he's the one Persian man in the world who doesn't mind his girlfriend getting more attention and respect than him.

He's an upgrade from KFed.

R70 She’s been on meds for a long long time….

Is he into mansex?

I wonder if KFed gets worried about what happens when the child support dries up?...He seems to stupid to realize he will be in the poor house after the kids leave..He has SIX kids. Poor Britney supporting his whole damn family and all his illigitimate brats. Course he could always fall back on his White Rapper career..

R59, Britney’s lawyer stated during the press conference on Friday that James Spears stole at least $4 million from Britney, and that’s the amount before the final review of the accounting over the years.

James Spears was very accommodating to his own pockets.

[quote]27-year-old

Hmm. That hairline says otherwise.

[quote]I think she’s really smart

I also think she's smart, and it's heavily affected by whatever her mental or personality disorder is. A smart person afflicted with a disorder that causes them to be reckless and impulsive will do stupid things.

Britney is not smart. She's barely literate.

I posted this on another thread about this guy. This entire story reads like the plot of a 40s film noir. Crazy, rich older woman. Hot, young man. All the pieces are there, except we haven't been introduced to the hot femme fatale side piece of Sam's yet. The NYT and Netflix and a bunch of so-called fans have set this woman up to be swindled and broke in her old age.

[quote]The jury is still out in Kevin but because he didn’t lose her kids at the mall he’s hailed as father of the year.

People expected him to leave the kids in the back yard to get eaten by 'gaters and because he didn't, he's seen as the "responsible" one. To be fair, when Britney's dad broke through a door and roughed up one of the kids, he put a stop to it immediately and obviously cared more about the kids' welfare than the potential bad publicity.

"Britney’s lawyer stated during the press conference on Friday that James Spears stole at least $4 million from Britney"

At least... I'm not buying that someone like Britney Spears who's had a stellar 20 year music career is only worth $50-$60 million. She should be worth 10X that. Where did it all go?

Did she write or have a writing credit on any of her songs?

She earned $140M for the Vegas shows, so something is definitely hinky with her finances.

Britney graduated 11th grade. How stupid can she be?..She is one of the greatest lip synchers in modern history.

^ Well, how many grades was she suppose to graduate from? 11 seems like a lot

[quote]She earned $140M for the Vegas shows

How much of that did she pocket? A lot of those deals sound big, but the headliner is responsible for paying for the backup singers, dancers, the crew, and any stage effects.

^ If she pocketed half that's still more then she supposedly has for a lifetime of work

At least Paris knows she married a gay man.

No [64] you’re stupid since I know someone very close to the sons father and the sons as well and they barely see her maybe once every 9 months and don’t consider her their mum but they do adore Kevins wife, V., she’s the mother to them. They know their mom has major mental illness and Kevins been really good about not speaking about her negatively. They aren’t idiots. The boyfriend Sam is a money obsessed Fame whore who is rumoured to be closeted but the whole Persian thing makes him go full on straight. He doesn’t give a shit about his female family (the culture is male orientated, women are objects only) Britney is a cash cow. She’s a child in a woman’s body. It’s so sad for her how she’s mentally stunted and possibly the victim of childhood sexual abuse. Her mother is actually worse than the father. Both are awful but the father did get her away from Sam Lufti and the drugs she was consuming. He got her on meds for her mental issues and in a strict lifestyle to keep her away from bad temptations which a bipolar schizophrenic seems to lean towards. She will NOT be able to handle another pregnancy or child. She is a child herself and fucked the first two kids up.

Good for Sam. He stuck around and now he’s getting a $60 million payday! Even dirty foreigners can achieve the American dream.

R81, if you’re interested in the legal and financial aspects, check out “That Surprise Witness TV” on YouTube. The woman filming the videos is a lawyer and breaks down Lou Taylor’s involvement in Britney’s finances, as well as her own experiences with Lou Taylor.

Actually, Sam deserves credit for playing the long game. At this point, he's proven his loyalty during a time it wasn't financially beneficial, and now....by the time they get married, Britney will be estranged from nearly everyone in her family. Nothing can really stand in his way except maybe a lawyer (like the one who is handling the pre-nup).

He’s not as stupid as he looks. Now just put a baby in that old dry belly.

Does anyone know how much Kevin gets a year from Brit?

Okay which one of you whores has had Maxi?

“She also mentioned that she wanted to write songs…”

There was a very funny interview years ago with James Murphy, the guy who is LCD Soundsystem - he was a very in-demand pop song writer for years and he basically said the stupidest person he ever tried to work with was Britney. He gave up after 1/2 a day because she couldn’t focus and would say the most inane shit.

She’s also a Trump-voting Republican. Queens who worship her are pathetic

Not that I expected r96 to be telling the truth, but every single article I found about Murphy working with Spears said the meeting was only scheduled for 3 hours, he never said that he had to leave early or anything about her being stupid, and also that they managed to record something that people liked but was judged as "too hip." Goldsworthy did say that her ad libs were "strange."

If Britney is a Trumpster it's kind of weird she posted a picture of herself with Hillary and tagged it #ImWithHer

But I think we all know r96 just wanted to say something nasty about "queens."

Imagine Brit Brit trying to figure out on her own how to vote. Remember when she did her floor painting project, titty posts. Now she is the poster girl for the informed woman voter.

I found this NYT article amusingly cunty at times…it demonstrates entertainment cliches perfectly. Subhead of the article could be: Male Starlet shocked that writers only use writing to describe things.” Sam Asghari reminds me of when Charles Foster Kane tried to make Susan Alexander an opera star in Citizen Kane.

"On a Friday in October, Mr. Asghari arrived at a predetermined location in downtown LA for a photo shoot and hourlong interview, and was joined by his publicist, Brandon Cohen and his creative director, who goes by Maxi. Yet, on the day, this plan fell apart completely, its individual components skidding out of reach in previously undiscovered directions. For instance: Upon learning that the interview contained no video component — there had never been a video component — Maxi and Mr. Cohen professed disbelief and skepticism that Mr. Asghari’s stunt demonstrations could be expressed in any format but one designed for the broadcast of moving visual media.

At the suggestion that the essence of the stunts, as well as specific maneuvers, could be described in writing and then pictured by the reader, Maxi voiced strong doubt, “because I have a vivid imagination,” he said, and “I can’t visualize it” — and his dubiousness meant that the stunt demonstration was never attempted."

R76 - “James Spears was very accommodating to his own pockets.”

You, me, and everyone here would have done the same. If he hadn’t have done it, someone else would have. My daughter, my money.

^ If he was putting money into trusts secretly for his daughter that would be understandable, but the whole non-working family lives pretty high on something. I wonder what it could be?

Sam's the best thing that could have happened to her at this point.

Sam must have a magic cock. He’s the world’s most expensive whore and she continues to pay, years later.

27? Did he shave a decade off his IMBD?

R79, change the femme fatale sidepiece to an affair with some young buck, and we've got a movie of greater interest to DLers.

Too bad it's not the 90's. Co-starring in a Mel Gibson movie doesn't mean shit these days.

Based on her track record of ex and so to be ex husbands, Jason Alexander, Kevin Federline and now professional gold digger Sam Asghari, its pretty evident Britney has a "type" and that "type" is a no-count, deadbeat scumbag con artist/grifter. (too bad Trump ain't available)

Just on that body of evidence alone, she should be declared criminally insane.

But they're in love R108!

[quote] Jason Alexander

She married George Costanza!? How desperate is she!?

Britney's Jason Alexander was fine as fuck.

Hotter than this R111?

^ Our Brit sure does like them big-dicked boys. No wonder she's a DL icon

I hope this works out for her. Have some worries.

This is a "watch me make you look like an asshole" story, which was amusing but only for a short while. Very little reporting but a detailed record of what his schmucky PR person did to stage manage the interview. She's lucky the Boytoy showed up at all. I don't think there's a lot there besides a body and a get-rich scheme.

R103. Rrrrright. As he is cashing checks right after Brit is free... Guess his dick isn't

I wonder if Sam is "loathe to express his dissatisfaction" with the insufferable Maxi, his unpaid "creative director" (i.e Keystone Stylist) for hogging the spotlight. There seems to be 20 :1 ratio of Maxi talk to intended interviewee answers.

Sam's supposed agreeableness and obvious superficiality are perfect for the equally shallow and very needy Britney. So unflappable --nothing is challenging or troublesome. Just wait till she gets pregnant and has to go off her meds. I'm sure he might get a little perturbed with a hormonal pregnant woman cycling between mania and crushing depression.

Maybe I’m alone on this, but I wish Britney well. I hope that Sam doesn’t turn out to be just like her family members and Kevin Federline and that she gets her life together and proves everybody wrong.

Oh wow! I didn't realize Caity Weaver wrote this piece since OP kindly cut and pasted. I love her, but it seems she's gotten really verbose lately. She sure got to the core of the amateurs running team Asghari. I wonder if they hang out with Britney, too. Something tells me they're as much of a threat as Sam as well as the other grifter losers they'll bring with them to pitch deals to Brit.

His stylist Maxi is this crazy bitch with the red glasses. A stylist with no style? How dreadful!

R66 and r67: it would be funny - in a good way - if Sam actually fulfilled his dream of being an Action Star, like Vin Diesel

R121, he's better looking than Vin Diesel, and his acting can't be that much worse...

He will be bald within a year-- you can see he's already changed his hair to compensate. Such is the fate of Iranian men.

[quote] He will be bald within a year--

Or possibly all of that hair will transfer from his head to his back and chest...

Would be lovely for her to love & be loved, not abused & exploited & a joke.

R111 he participated in Jan 6

Sam would never have participated in Jan 6.

Lolz

R111, Jason Alexander was at the capital protest.

Britney loves Persian dick!

R124 so he'll be a werewolf.

R128 every time I see that: “Paris and Lindsay are unrepentant cunts!”

R61, I'm sure they engage in vigorous debates over Tolstoy's greatest novel.

At least Britney is enjoying Sam’s hot body and good looks now. If you’ve ever seen an old Iranian man, you know it doesn’t end well for them. He’ll soon be bald with a protruding belly, wearing polyester pants up high on his tummy and yellow gold chains dangling around his neck. Yikes.

I'm not impressed with the media immediately commencing with peeing on Britney's Wheaties. Didn't they do ample damage to her life already?

Her lawyer is one hot daddy, though.

R135: a hot daddy indeed

Why's wrong with the seams puckering so much on the left jacket sleeve?

Does he have any ass pics?

He will not go bald. I'll never forget being in Istanbul and seeing all the Middle Eastern men walking around with fresh hair plugs.

His stunt acting isn't too bad

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