And She's Married - Paris Hilton Ties the Knot

Happy pre-Divorce!

I'll be the first (and probably only one) to say it: her dress is hideous.

Yes already a thread

It will last. He's a nerdy quiet money tech type and thinks he landed a prize. All the attention will stay on her, which she likes. The tv show is cute- I don't think they are passionate but they are well suited. Kathy raised the girls the same way Big Kathy raised her- keep your eye on the $, always be his prize possession and kiss his ass. She'll be knocked up in a year, as the Richards crowd likes to do. It's a very traditional BH affair, minus the D-list crowd (Kathy never could quite break into society though she is a level above Kris Jenner). The three day event is tiresome, but expected since everything is being filmed. I guess her show being on Peacock and Kathy on Bravo worked out well because you know the same footage will be used. Speaking of the show, Nicky comes off absolutely lovely. Kathy, not so much- you can really see how desperate Paris is for her mothers approval and how traumatized her childhood/teen years have left her. This marriage is 100% the best Paris can do, especially to please her mother.

Can someone link the other thread? All the search gives me is a post on wedding dresses, this post and the Getty wedding.

PLEASE.

Conrad certainly did a Rob Kardashian. What a fat fuck.

She looks good... highly worked on but good. Four dresses is ridiculous though. Three of the four outfits were pretty. The mini was a bit youthful for a 40 year old with the De La Renta ball gown being the best of the bunch.

I sent them a nice waffle iron.

She married a gay man? Major gay face. And Conrad is a pig.

Nicole Ritchie looked nice and Paula Abdul now resembles Charo.

Techbros are the new trophy husbands.

Hubby is suspect. Wide hips, soft spoken and a high voice.

I was looking at the gallery of her past boyfriends and several of them were far better-looking than the one she married.

Plus, the article said Reum's father left $7 million in his will - not exactly Hilton class.

R12- Which is why he's perfect for Paris. You know he just flits around her all day, arranging faux Pretty Woman private jet/diamonds/dinner evenings for their monthiversary and watching her try on clothes. He probably washes her hair. She's deeply traumatized and swings from stone cold business woman with a deep voice who knows what she wants and a baby voiced helpless little princess. He fucking LOVES it. Exactly what she needed- someone who is obsessed with her .

R14- The Hiltons really don't have that much money. There's a ton of them, Rick is basically working class, Kathy used to own a shitty boutique for gods sakes and they've NEVER been accepted by society. Paris made her own $ and is definitely worth more than her parents.

I don’t care for her, but I’ll give her this: she does not look 40.

R13- Exactly why it didn't work with those guys. She needs to be the prettiest. Her ex's beat her, verbally abused her, treated her like shit, cheated on her, used her for fame/money/connections....Nerds are much more appreciative and his money is much more acceptable than say, a actor or a male models. He can afford her and that's what she cares about. She wants someone that cares about her. It's sad in a way but understandable. She also LIVES to please her mother.

I have had the song "Cherish" (Madge) as my headtrack for a day now and just turned the lyrics into "Paris...Paris...". She should cover it. It'd be a club hit.

[quote]Techbros are the new trophy husbands.

He comes from money.

They note her sister, Nicky, attended. I have yet to see any mention of her husband or a Rothschild, any Rothschild, attending such a high class, understated, and elegant affair.

Do you think she's had her vagina tightened for the honeymoon?

She wore white to symbolize her chastity before marriage, I'm sure.

Hubby has gayface

The dresses all look like something released by Mattel - very Barbie Bride. But she looks fantastic in them all.

Facially, she looks like a skinny Meghan Trainor. And that's not a compliment.

Can they laser off herpes scars now?

She's more in love with the camera than him.

Yuck he's homely. Demi L is giving off fat Liza vibes and Paris had her face redone...

Mother Hilton stunned in a gown taken made the drapes at Radio City Music hall

If Liza Minnelli and Wynonna Judd had a baby, it would be Demi Lovato.

Paris, deep down in her heart, does not want to be married. She is doing this for approval from her sister and mother, which she will never achieve. Paris a woman-child, but I do not see anything wrong with this. This life ain't easy so whatever path need taken to get you through, I refrain from judgement.

I hate to say this, but Kim K was looking like the baddest Bitch in the house. She should have sunk that bottomless well of a pussy on that dude she was sitting next to (no, not Kimora! The other side!)

Isn’t Paris man a QUEEN? I thought I heard that….

Closeted lesbian

R31 she's doing it to get the inheritance

Good luck to the bride, finally ready to settle down!

I hope her babies are born butt first so the herpes won't pop out on their faces.

I am not interested in weddings or wedding pics but the quarantine changed things. I looked at all 80 million pics and loved it! Mary! Didn't see the Rothchild in any of the pics, Nicky married up. The matron and bridesmaids gown are hideous. Paula Abdul is one of the best dressed guests and so slim!

Paris is no longer scary skinny. Makeup? Perfect. Her sense of style has always been terrible. Groom has the deer in the headlight expression.

She's fat now because she's pregnant already.

DM said that Conrad "cut a casual figure." That's DM's code for "gained too much weight." ("Casual.")

Anyway, I see Paula Abdul and Faye Reznick in the photos.

she is one smart bitch. kudos!

I actually really like the main dress Paris Hilton chose for the actual ceremony It's very pretty.

The other dresses are far too slutty for a wedding. If she's going to go traditional and wear white, then a bride is not supposed to show a lot of leg and lots of boobage.

What's Little Conrad up to these days, now that he's gotten out of prison?

Her gay husband just married her so he could wear her shoes.

I give it less than a year, two years tops. I also thinks Kimora looks like Chyna's sister, the female wrestler...had to google her

Dlisted couldn't even muster any snark

Kim Kardashian is as tall as one of Kimora Simmon's legs.

The bridal gown is really pretty. The bridesmaid's pink gowns are not and the color is not flattering. The gowns look very 80s retro. Kathy's gown is an abomination. As is her hair.

I love Nicole Ritchie's earrings.

The groom looks haggard. Paris bought a new face. Old whore, new face.

Rachel Zoe still looks like a lollipop. Her husband looks haggard.

Why Rick Hilton's suit appears to be ill fitting.

[quote] It's a very traditional BH affair, minus the D-list crowd (Kathy never could quite break into society though she is a level above Kris Jenner).

Paris is as D- List as it gets.

[quote] I am not interested in weddings or wedding pics but the quarantine changed things. I looked at all 80 million pics and loved it! Mary! Didn't see the Rothchild in any of the pics, Nicky married up. The matron and bridesmaids gown are hideous. Paula Abdul is one of the best dressed guests and so slim!

[quote] They note her sister, Nicky, attended. I have yet to see any mention of her husband or a Rothschild, any Rothschild, attending such a high class, understated, and elegant affair.

He married into that family. Obviously he spends time with them. There's a black and white of Nicky and her hideous husband.

[quote] [R31] she's doing it to get the inheritance

She's worth hundreds of millions.

It only took her 6 or 7 engagements to get a marriage license.

She looks so much like step-grandmama ZsaZsa.

Her hair extensions are almost as good as Iskanka’s. I cannot believe someone is giving this vapid skank another tv show. Smfh.

KD Lang done good, I say, I say...

[quote] Demi L is giving off fat Liza vibes

Chaz Bono more like

Am I the only one who noticed the groom’s hunky brother? I’d fuck that!

Courtney? He's cute. No visible signs of a lady friend.

Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Emma Roberts are A list? Ok. I've never even heard of the other 2 they anointed.

She no longer a single cunt. She now a married cunt.

Ashley? A-list?? I don't think so 😄

R34 if she has active herpes she will get a c-section

R30 It would be shocking if she wasn't dressed like a whore

This post should have been titled "And just like that: she's married"

R45 when you have a lot of money like that you always want more. Doesn't matter that she has money.

For a star filled wedding, the stars are disappointing. Paula Abdul is the only person I'd want to talk to.

Maybe also a poorly planned make out in the mens room with CAA agent and sex pest Cade Hudson.

Bless her heart.

[quote] Kim Kardashian, Nicole Richie and Emma Roberts are A list?

I actually don't know who Emma Roberts is, but surely it's a given that Kim Kardashian is A-list? She is, unfortunately, one of the most famous women in the world. Sad but true.

R62 Depends how you define A-list, I'd think. Kardashian is still a reality show star who came to prominence because of a strategically leaked porn video so she's C-list to many.

Emma Roberts, Julia Roberts' niece. I see her as a starlet.. nothing jumping out in her filmography.

I feel or fear Kim transcends the C-list through success and cultural power.

R65 = Anna Wintour

That's some tacky ass wedding. What'd they have a Persian wedding planner?

R65 Name-recognition and/or money alone doesn't make you A-list though. A-list still confers a certain snobbery. Merriam-Webster:

"Definition of A-list : a list or group of individuals of the highest level of society, excellence, or eminence".

Looks Capital people from the Hunger Games.

That mirrored floor for her to strut down at the ceremony. Maybe one last beaver shot for the crowd before she's Mrs. Reum?

The definition of A list muddied by how money can mean success in this culture.

Nigga please, Kum looks as cheap as ever. And that ugly dot in her eye is so distracting. The husband is gay, can tell from space. Doubt she cares, she's marrying him for his money.

R72 Who knows what the actual truth is but a google claims she's worth $300m and he's worth $40m. So maybe a combination of money but surely she has to be marrying for more than just money (publicity/family pressure?)

R73 No way she's worth that much, she's been irrelevant for over a decade, it could be because she's 40 and most men she's dated have been douche's of the highest degree. Some women want to be married to not be lonely. Could be the case here.

May I see the prenup?

R74 That's a pretty misogynistic view. I am sure that she could find 1000s of men who would marry her. No, this is more than just money or 'being alone'.

R76 Lmao this is attention whore PARIS HILTON. Not some regular normal woman. And it's might be misogynistic but it's the truth.

*it

Did Demi object when they were pronounced “husband and wife”?

I noticed she made set the "Likes" counter private on her Instagram because she didn't want people to see how irrelevant she's become. The only pic that she didn't turn off the likes was her wedding dress pic and it only got 600k likes??

She wore white?

[quote] Am I the only one who noticed the groom’s hunky brother? I’d fuck that!

They are both skinny.

Wow, Demi Lovato is becoming real fat porker.

Are we sure by "non-binary" she didn't mean half-human, half-cow?

Demi had a nice dress and then she ruined the look with those hand tats that took away every bit of class.

The bride will be giving the groom a Valtrex prescription as her wedding gift to him. After all, he's going to need it.

R84

SHEEEEE??????

Literal Violence!!!!

Is Paris planning to have kids?

oof, Kim (aunt), they did you wrong.

R63 Kim is D list but Mama K has made many deals to keep them in the news over the years. Highly visible does not mean A list.

Highly visible and wealthy. Kim Kardashian/Net worth = 1.2 billion USD

[quote]Is Paris planning to have kids?

LOL...She's too old

I think she’s already made a down payment on one R87.

Painted like a whore. A mess.

Kim K is, financially, A list. She and sister Kendall got laughed at, 2019 Emmys, presenting awards. I don't think they get a lot of respect from "artists."

She used to have tiny titties, and now thanks to surgery they're ginormous. So perhaps it's no surprised she wanted to flaunt them on her wedding day--she paid good money for them, and she'll be damned if she doesn't get her money's worth out of them.

[quote] Is Paris planning to have kids?

Yes: tiny teacup ones she can carry along in her purse, just like her miniature chihuahuas.

She's only getting married because she knew she would look desperate and unwanted if she were unmarried after age 40.

Yes, R95. When she was younger, she wanted to be quite thin and have a flat stomach. Her breasts were small and she had a boyish figure. Her previous fiancé Jason Shaw is handsome but has a soft quality about him that makes me wonder if he's bi.

[quote]The Hiltons really don't have that much money. There's a ton of them, Rick is basically working class

Rick is a principal partner in Hilton & Hyland, a major real estate firm in LA for many years that gets a ton of top listings. He may not have inherited much from his family, but he's made millions on his own at least.

The de la Renta gown was tasteful and pretty, I was surprised. Not as elegant as Nicky's Valentino from a few years ago, but quite nice. The pink bridesmaids getups were also subdued (for an LA wedding) and feminine. Lol at Nicky telling Paris "no extra tanner for you! Orange is not the natural color of a bride".

The coverage at the DM was insane, I don't think I've seen them cover a society event to that degree, there were something like 300 photos to wade through on one post.

R90 There are a lot of wealthy scum in this country, not all are A list. Anna and Seacrest and TMZ can do their best to keep them in our faces but everyone with a modicum of class knows they are bottom feeders. Weren’t Kim and Kourtney or Kendall audibly laughed at while presenting at an A-list awards show recently? They are cultural filler who have only stayed visible this long because the right palms were greased and contracts were signed.

How does Kim Kardashian's dress stay in place over her boobs? Tape? Either that or it's very well made so that nothing accidentally pops out.

The husband is not bad-looking.

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They’re all trashy. Kendall wore this black number recently to a friend’s wedding reception.

omg R104. She has an amazing figure but that dress is only suitable for a high class hooker. The Kardashian women are very proud of their breast implants and want to show them off as much as possible.

Paris Hilton has obviously had plastic surgery on her face since her first reality show was on and it is an improvement.

I give it as long as Kim and Chris Humpries lasted.

These two weddings took place after the Astroworld catastrophe.

How thoughtful of Kim and Kendall to wear black out of respect for the dead.

She's already pregnant.

R102 $$$ I definitely married him for love!! $$$

I'm sure Paris has had a few tweaks over the years, and got the full fillers + botox treatment for her wedding, but she still looks like herself, including the rather large honker. You have to give her kudos for not getting it shaved down.

Aren't we guilty of stereotyping? Gay face = gay

[Quote] She has an amazing figure but that dress is only suitable for a high class hooker.

There's nothing amazing about Kendall's figure. Not even going to touch the dress lol

Themi looks heavi.

I have been certain for a long time that Paris is a lesbian.

So her husband must be gay

R110 oh hun she got it done a long time ago - before she ever became a glint in Page Six’s eye. But at least, unlike her mother, she didn’t get it done a second time.

Paris, Kyle, and Kathy’s first nose job all look very much the same. Nicky to her credit never got one - maybe that’s why she looks “classier.”

And she had the nerve to say Cristiano Ronaldo was a sissy, yet this is who she chose to marry????

I’m starting to think this is a marriage of convenience.

How's sister Nicky's marriage going? Surprised we haven't heard any good gossip or many photos recently.

[quote[How's sister Nicky's marriage going?

She’s been married for 6 years and they have two kids so I’m going to guess it’s going fine.

[quote] Surprised we haven't heard any good gossip or many photos recently.

Why are you surprised? It’s not 2003 anymore and it’s not like there were any real celebs at the wedding.

If you say A List I think Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio, Meryl Streep, Jodie Foster, Emma Stone, Reese Witherspoon even Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift, Beyonce and the like. I don't think of anyone that would go to Paris Hilton's Wedding.

Basking in the wedding night afterglow in her pink party dress, the day after the wedding.

More day after party pics.

Is that the girl the gets raped all the time?

What a coincidence. The wedding coincided with the premiere of her tv show.

Oof he does have a bit of gayface.

R123 $$$ Love and romance! $$$

R120 Despite her arrested development, she really grew into her looks. 40 is her age.

In R120, he looks like an elated rodent. A gay rodent.

The wedding cak.

R128, the phallic shape was his idea.

Was Auntie Kim Richards at the wedding? They seem to have stuck her out of view at the kids' table.

Here’s Kim. I’m assuming that they let her inside the venue.

Honey, what’s going on with this suit?

Are any of the people in these photos vaccinated?

R121 iconic? They spelled cringe wrong.

R133 doubt it.

Well this look dreadful.

The groom has vocal fry.

[quote] R120] Despite her arrested development, she really grew into her looks. 40 is her age.

You know damn well she's had plastic surgery. Growing into your looks and altering them with surgery are 2 different things.

Kim and Kyle Richards both attended. Kim looked a little frazzled in a black sequinned evening dress. Kyle wore a green satin gown, great color but unflattering fit.

If Kris Jenner did attend the wedding, the media is not reporting it.

Looks like the mother of the bride. She's far too old for all four wedding princess outfits.

The wedding was private. The honeymoon will be on pay-per-view.

Paris looks good, though different from before.

The groom looks like every gay usher at a conservative church who nods and smiles and points with four fingers at an available pew.

I know she is a garbage person, but she looks great. She looks better as she gets older. Richie still looks malnourished. I like her, but she needs some fucking vitamin infusions, stat. I think only about 4 of her hairs are real. Anorexia is a bad thing, bitches.

I can't even believe I am about to type this, but Kathy looks good. That dress is pretty much the opposite of "mother of the bride", it looks appropriate yet modern and interesting.

You know all of these Beverly Hills socialites are fake backstabbers and talk shit about one another the minute one of them walks away. So phony.

DM photos were definitely Photoshop’d. Husband does seem gay. Multi-day wedding and multiple dresses - Bridezilla. I guess she waited to get married and was hell-bent on having her fantasy come to life. As a guest, one event would be more than enough for me.

The more I look at Kathy's outfit the more I like it. Nicky looks good too. I don't hate this tribe as much as the Kardashians, but it is close, so if feels weird giving credit where it is due with this mess of a family. I haven't seen a photo of that disease known as Kyle, and I don't care to. Hope she still looks like a dorm room refrigerator.

R136 but she still looks like herself, so the comment still stands. (Unlike Kathy, who is entering alien territory at this point between the overinjections, that most recent nose job, and the overly bleached hair)

ED or not, Nicole Richie looked gorgeous. Not sure exactly how that happened, but she’s another one who looks better as she gets older.

These people are freaks. Those women. And even the men are getting into it. I have never seen so much plastic surgery and Botox, ever. Paris looks more like Ivanka than herself now and who tf needs 4 different wedding dresses. At least none of them were made out of broken glass like that Getty chich.

She will probably die before 50.

R32 Paris Hilton is s lesbian?

Gurls!

Hunties!

Puke r150 r151 thanks for that haha. Is there a single event/party/wedding/baby shower/fashion show that he’s ever missed? Any celebrity or it person he hasn’t taken a photo with? I so wish people like him didn’t exist (much more than the Hilton’s or Kardashians, actually).

I wonder if she’s taking her Lithium while pregnant?

Shouldn’t a later in life wedding have been quieter?

R154 No, she has a show to promote!

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Nicole looks cryogenically preserved

It looked like some type of wedding bondage outfit

Trashy weddings with trashy guests wearing black. Nobody looks truly happy. Fake smiles.

Will there be a wedding night sex tape?

Can she please just go away now?

Nicole’s face looked good but where’s her fake punk husband? The only punk thing he’d do is say fuck you to a trending this Self Absorbed Reality Show Event AKA “wedding”. The hooker in black (Kuntrash) dress is as low class as she is so not shocked. Hubby is rich but not straight so this is a marriage for money, mommy’s approval and Paris needing a premise for a new reality show to tie into her new claims of mental and physical abuse at the boarding school. She has the sympathy card so she’s playing the whole deck. Did Dummy Lovato scream ITS TRIGGERING when the vows were read? She, He, They, Us, We…she probably ate her emotional distress then puked it into the lavish toilets because she still has an active non treated Eating Disorder. She’s so in need of in treatment therapy for her many issues but she refuses and well….2022 she’s either overdosing or worse. I hate saying it but she’s on the path with how she goes to place where booze and food and drugs are on the ready. Kimora more like HimMore-A there’s a LOT of that shemale and none of its good. Kathy Hilton is a grade a CUNTRAG. I am not into Pimp mama Kris but I’ll give her this, she seems way more into her kids ( not just the paychecks off them) than the ice queen ‘Kathy Kometh’ ! Emma Roberts is a no talent who got fame from her cunty annoying aunt and she’s here with a different guy not her baby daddy. Taking another page in auntie sluts MANuscript. Ashley Benson got sloppy drunk and fat.

R114 you are correct, she came very close to marrying (and running away) with Mart4 Krup4 (like ~5 years ago) but mamma Hilton put a halt to that. Kathy is never gonna let Paris come out - it goes against her image

Paris Hilton is getting on but still has no legal heir of her body. It was time she married and began breeding children. All her money (and what is expected to come in future) most go somewhere. Well there are the four (?) siblings, but they've go their own pots of money....

What will the baby's name be?

I vote for Amaretto, Caramel, Endive, or Treblinka!

Hubby, blubbering like a pig.

[Quote] Nicole’s face looked good but where’s her fake punk husband? The only punk thing he’d do is say fuck you to a trending this Self Absorbed Reality Show Event AKA “wedding”.

Would he though? He already showed phoney he is by dating Nicole in the first place.

[Quote] Ashley Benson got sloppy drunk and fat.

You forgot coke addict.

R135: that clip is really about all you need to know about these 2. There she is, a 40 year old multi-millionaire, using that twee, "baby"-talk, whore voice...This whole thing is just a tv show.

I don’t get it. Paris just spent years and multi documentaries putting on a tour that her youth was all a sideshow created not of her own accord - that she was really a woman of substance and that the baby voice was an affectation and the reality shows were an act. Yet now she has an over the top wedding with celebrities, four dresses, a carnival, and a new reality show. What’s the deal?

Just had to repost this. Never in all my born days have I seen that much silicone, plastic, fillers, botox, injected fat, nasty extensions & troweled on foundation in one place. Must have had to install extra sprinklers in case there was a spark. Talk about California wild fires. They would have had to call in the National Guard in full hazmat gear to dose that chemical fire.

Party hardy Plastic People, but don't smoke indoors, please.

How did Pelosi miss this one all these potential donors & candidates.

R170 she was probably at your house, taking a big dump in your mouth

At 35, she had to ask Daddy who to vote for in the 2016 election (she voted for Trump). At 40 she puts on this extravagant show to please Mommy. Is she truly an independent adult?

Rower Radio Dunce (excuse me, Carrie Underwood) and Paris Hilton seem to be morphing into the same person. One more procedure for each and they'll be twins?

Is there Reum at the Hilton?

Paris does look good but in light of R170.. Yeah, a photo or two I thought I was looking at Ivanka for a minute. There's a surgical singularity on the horizon.

Derek! I didn't see he was there. I just heard some art people throw some shade his way on a podcast but they kind of retracted it as if to say he's not not nice.

R166 you would cry, too, if it happened to you.

Wearing black to a wedding isn't eyebrow raising but KK is always dressed like a streewalker in blackface.

Screw this wedding -- the Britney-Sam Asghari wedding is the one I wanna see!

Rachel Zoe and Rodger were there. It’s hard to believe they’ve been married 25 years.

[quote]What will the baby's name be?

Overpriced Hilton Reum

Another vote for the gay groom’s much hunkier brother. Nicole looks great - very classy. Demi came as Uncle Fester.

R170 omg, not LA jokes about plastic surgery and silicone and Botox!! How edgy and original - if Johnny Carson were alive he’d be making those jokes at the Academy Awards! You forgot the line about using their breast implants as floatation devices!

The groom is GAY, gay face for eons.

Why were there about 20 times more photos of Kim Kardashian than there were of the bride?

Is Paris' mother really controlling? Where does that info come from?

Paris must have been overjoyed when KK showed up in a strapless (along with center slit to her navel) black number to her wedding. Admittedly looks inappropriately great.

I thought Paris and Kim were enemies? Was she that desperate for A-list guests at her wedding?

[quote] Was she that desperate for A-list guests at her wedding?

Yes

Sigh, eye roll, sigh, yawn. Only other lower level (B&C) celebrities like herself think that stupid bitch is A-list. An A-list whore?? Maybe, I guess.

Ok, I was so, so excited about this that I did not read the thread before posting. I MUST know: How gay is he? I am so happy for their beard (?) Marriage! Who is the lucky lady that Paris is doing all of this for? 😁

[quote]Who is the lucky lady that Paris is doing all of this for?

Paris is doing it for Paris and her brand.

Paris has looked exactly the same, complete with right-profile tilted head, for thirty years. Still a slim blonde.

She looked swell on her wedding day. The divorce comes after her series about the wedding, "Paris in Love," ends.

And the sequel "Forget Paris in Love" begins...

Thought she looked acceptable. The audience whoa, not so much. What is the appeal of surgically engineered people? Is it disturbing to see an altered face & body in the mirror? Does it cause disassociation, increased mental illness issues, self hatred, low self esteem because who you were & how you looked had to be cut out, or stuff injected inside your body to make you acceptable?

Themi looks like hot garbage. I suppose she thinks a mullet and Crocs are "masculine," thereby preserving her "non-binary" status.

Demi did look awful. Their mullet was a disaster.

R196. That guest does not carry the extra weight well, looks like a senior citizen.

R190 seriously we’re distinguishing who’s a whore and not a whore in the FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY??!?

If you make/are worth a ridiculous amount of money, get regularly put on top magazine covers, and are the most in demand guest at fashion shows/events, you’re A List, period. It doesn’t matter if they’re not Academy Award nominated or don’t have what your idea is of talent.

Welcome to the 90s, Mr. Banks.

Demi looks like a Mexican gang member.

R199 I think maybe it's better to distinguish between areas. For example, you wouldn't see an Oscar-winner A-lister seen dead at Hilton's wedding. So they're snobby about reality stars. But in terms of the reality show area, Hilton is A-list, and Kim Kardashian went to her wedding.

So, you might well see G there?

R201 well most reality stars aren’t A list by any definition. But a handful transcend that - the kardashians being the biggest example - though it took them a while.

Saw a quick preview of the Peacock show and the new husband with gayface said he was the luckiest man in the world and he also has gayvoice.

R203 Would you agree that it doesn't transcend area though? For example, if an A-lister like Angelina Jolie or Tom Hanks would have wanted to go to Hilton's wedding, I bet she'd have been all for it, but there's no way I can see it working the other way around.

R180 Zoe's forehead doesn't look too bad there. Remember when she was known as Raisin Face??

R187 wonder if Paris made any mean jokes about Kim's ass involving a trash bag....

Hubby holds his bride's hand so awkwardly

That's because Paris' fingers are swollen from the pending baby. She will have one, and the nanny will raise it exclusively.

[quote] That's because Paris' fingers are swollen from the pending baby.

Or fingering Mr. Groomy.

Mother Kathy will be joining them on their honeymoon.

Her mission is to keep the groom away from the cabana boys.

Omg

Fun and games!

Paris and Lance

The Posh Posse

I've known people moderately like Paris and in my experience everything's public and very sexual with them but very little personal and meaningful behind the scenes.

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A lot of gays there, so thats pretty sad if they are all endorsing a sham/ bearding arrangement in 2021. They must all know if she is gay for real. Its like a well known and big internet rumor, but who knows. Also then female sexuality seems to be different to men's. But I thought her brother - the one in the photos with his wife and kid, came out vaguely as gay back in the day. Then he got married quickly. The parents - dad esp -are very republican and conservative despite the 'Hollywood lifestyle'. Seems like they are quite controlling in their kids lives and im sure they were ecstatic when Nicky bagged herself a Rothschild. Not just money, but old money and access to the British/ European elite that trashy American hotel proprietors have never been a part of.

I get the feeling money is of concern - he didnt actually get much from the family and real estate is a fickle industry. I think people think they have more money than they do. I think thats while Kathy has put herself out there and is 'working'. Some of the Housewives can capitalise and make a good amount if they are smart. I wouldn't be surprised if Paris is significantly more wealthy than her parents.

Also, where was the other brother? Is he locked in a looney bin?

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To R170, Nancy Pelosi doesn't need that cheap, plastic reality whore money; she has GETTY'S(several of them) Drop mic...The End.

Remember when Trump ordered McDonald's to the White House? It seems to be very Republican chic.

Hello! Is the rumor true about Paris being a "daughter of Sappho"? I have lived in La Jolla& Southern California since the mid 1990's . I never been able to find out the Truth; even connected Lesbians have different opinions about this pressing issue? What about Nicky Hilton's 1st marriage that was annulled?(married gay man). How she bagged a Rothschild(great move on her part). Phillywhore needs to know this shit; what missing brother(secret brother???)

R221, I'd actually seriously consider that she lives a very publicly sexual life/persona but doesn't have much behind the scenes.

I was wondering about Paris' trajectory a year or two ago. She seemed very unattached and aging. It felt like it'd be bold for her to go the spinster route.

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Word on the street is there is no marriage license. That they in fact are not really married and did it for her show.

To R224, it's the daily fail, That shitty story is made the Fuck up. Last time Carter saw PUSSY is when he shot out of his MOMS!! Who is she kidding??? BTW, Miss Carter looks alot like Miss Josh Hawley, our favorite Treasonous Tramp Senator in Wash DC!!

Mummy Hilton, ahem, Mum Hilton joining them on their honeymoon will make sure her new son-in-law puts his schlong up Paris' foofa, not up her ass like he is used to do with his, ahem, buddies.

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Say what you want, but this is a pretty 40-year-old bride

r228 Dear god its hard to square such raging homo-ness with the fact he has 'love child' with some d-list reality hoe (and no, im not talking about Paris).

Re R229's pic:

Did Paris staple that 'smile' with a tacker onto her husband's face? FFS.

Real Men do Cry

Happy Family

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In that picture posted by R229, her nose looks like the pump spout on Helen Keller's well.

R222, I feel the same way about Kim K. Her 'sexy' persona is all smoke and mirrors imo.

Paris, any Kartrashian or anyone else that came from reality TV is not, was never or will ever be A list. You fucking people talk like you're 20. Not one elite person in Hollywood thinks of these people as A list. That's just fucking bullshit that your earnings are A list. No honey. And trust me sweetie Kim Kardashian would know her place in a room with Brad Pitts, Julia Roberts, George Clooney, Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lawrence.

R237, old guard movie stars are basically irrelevant. No one goes to movies anymore.

Without Facebook she would be just another Beverly Hills slut whose father defended a murderer who lopped off two people's heads.

I'm pretty sure the majority of the world still considers George Clooney, Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt huge movie stars. All 3 have giant Q ratings globally

Get off my lawn!

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I just finished Paris in Love. Dear God. Mindy Weiss should be ashamed. I have seen better weddings for 40k. There was simply nothing about it that was luxe. They danced to BRUNO MARS (a recording), Paula Abdul lip synced to Straight Up, the decor was dull, dull, dull, the food looked good but it was basically just Spago. Demi Lovato sang I will always love you, which is totally inappropriate for a wedding. The guests were below Z list. Kim's wedding was SO much better.

Hilton has been always been cheap.

R74 Believe it or not she is an extremely sought after dj and makes sometimes hundreds of thousands a booking.

Kim is a social climbing, cultural appropriating pig. Absolutely worthless. She may be A list for the instagram crowd but not among true elites or artists. (Kanye once was an artist. Those days have been long gone.)

Is she dee-vorced yet?