Ryan Phillippe is trying to keep up with his son in the gym

He'll age with as much dignity as Madonna.

I hate that dehydrated, gaunt look on anyone over 25 years old. It's so aging.

Keep it up, you meant?

From another Ryan Phillippe thread.

His tits looked deflated.

What’s wrong with his nipples? Is there a water drop on it or is it really so pointy and droopy?

[quote] is it really so pointy

It takes after Reese’s chin.

How does that make sense? They’re not even related.

What the hell? That doesn't even look like him. The face looks really different. He must have done something with his hair, as well, to make it looks so full.

Like you all sexless bloated whores would turn him down.

Ryan! Call me!

Keep up? His son WISHES he had that body. RyGod Phillippe looks better than ever.

Can't look better than ever with those ugly tats.

He looks yummy as long as he walks around with his clothes off. His face alone is made for radio.

He should post pics of him and his son's nude bodies from all possible angles so we can compare and make a fair judgement.

[quote] He should post pics of him and his son's nude bodies from all possible angles so we can compare and make a fair judgement.

Too late for that for both.

That’s sick, R14. Where’s the respect?

Sad.

Why not, R14. It’s more interesting than a 50 year old man who thinks he’s 15.

I'll bet that dick is THICK

Pretty sad to be competing, physically, with your children.

Could you imagine calling Ryan Phillippe "Daddy"?

It’s a joke, R20. He’s kidding around. If anything it’s meant to be playful motivation for his son, you joyless fuck.

[quote] it’s meant to be playful motivation for his son

Ryan Phillippe is my father. No other motivation is required.

Although the "playful" part is tempting.

[quote]After decades in Hollywood, Phillippe acknowledges it's still a struggle to feel fully comfortable in his skin.

Nobody knows the trouble he's seen...

It is, R19.

The tattoos are useful. They're how we can be pretty sure the new leaked dick pics are real.

"Could you imagine calling Ryan Phillippe "Daddy"? "

You bet, or anything else he'd like to be called

they both should go into porn

It’s not a joke.

R25 is right. Ryan's jerk off pics & vids were posted on LPSG this week.

LPSG

Humble brag much?

That’s not him, R30.

I would enjoy seeing Ryan and his son “working out” together. They seem to have a close relationship.

This pic looks just like him. You can see the pec tattoo as well as the arm, and a bit of his face and hair.

It's him. Tattoos, anatomy and moles line up. If he didn't have the distinguishing body art I wouldn't believe it.

He's an exhibitionist, so it's not surprising. He shows off hos body for attention often on Instagram, and he admits in the new People 'sexiest men' video feature that he works out because he is vain and he's upset about battling age. He can see how attractive he is and he probably actually wants videos of himself in all his glory out there before he loses it. Now that people have seen his dick, they'll still go after it despite Ryan turning into an old man.

Why don’t you have anything with his face?

Videos are shot in same room as his Instagram photos.

I think he looks damn fine in that pic.

Little Billy Douglas grew UP!

This makes me wonder if he is bi. I thought it interesting that he starred in a screenplay he wrote where he gets kidnapped and raped.

I find that really hard to believe.

Do you have any proof he can write, R40?

Ryan Phillippe is trying to keep his son up.

Fixed for OP

My son has a lot to keep up with.

I don't know if those pics are him but I bet Ryan has an extensive library of selfie porn.

^ I'd like to help him with that collection any way I can

He's the real life Dorian Gray.

However, he's no relation to Dolores Gray.

I hate the tattoos but love his body. I’d be on my knees for him.

He's not Dorian Gray. He looks decades older than he did when he was a pinup in his 20s. He just looks gorgeous still, because of and despite cosmetic procedures (obvious eye surgery years ago and fillers that come and go). He's a physically gorgeous person, and I like his Instagram persona. He is a lot more off kilter than you'd expect a pretty person to be. He's also a lot less pretty than he used to be and a more 'trade' type of sexy.

He has overdone the tattoos. That's really unfortunate, and kind of strange. If he were a gay porn star it would make sense but he is such a consistently working actor that it seems reckless. Marky Mark even had his distinctive rosary tattoo erased because it was a pain for makeup artists to have to cover.

R42 - That pic is hot.

Hot? That's a weird take.

^ pedo

R52 - The pic looks like the moment before Ryan teaches him how to properly Jack off. There’s nothing pedo about it, just a father teaching a son some tricks. It’s not like they’re going to do something sexual like BJ or fuck.

Very droll, r53.

Are we pretending Deacon's hot?

I think it's weird that he is almost 50 and is always posting "thirsty" selfies. But I'm not complaining about it. I also think it's weird that he mixes that content in with pictures of his kids (especially his son) and talks about how beautiful they are, and that he talks about competing with his son in the gym. That's...just a little strange to me. Maybe it's normal for straight men. It's uncomfortable to think about a guy being a horny pusshound and a loving dad who feels like his "beautiful" 18-year-old son is his physique rival.

I think Ryan is very hot for his age and would not hesitate to enjoy his company in bed or where ever he likes.

[quote] That’s sick, [R14]. Where’s the respect?

Welcome to Datalounge, newbie! First day?

I don't think it's weird. It's not like he has projects that are worth posting about.

[Quote] also think it's weird that he mixes that content in with pictures of his kids (especially his son) and talks about how beautiful they are, and that he talks about competing with his son in the gym. That's...just a little strange to me.

Ryan has had an image problem in recent years, related to his relationships with younger women. He's pushing the dad angle as image rehabilitation.

R1 STFU Janbot with the gratuitous Madonna slam.

Ryan is hot ASF. His face still looks great. His body is perfect. Wanting to stay fit and look good into older age isn’t a terrible thing. The only people who feel that way are old fatties. fact.

R42 looks like a thumbnail from a FamilyDick video

I don't know about that... He has the weird "smooth here, but crepey there" look that older people who enjoy procedures have.

Crepey? He’s 49 not 70 ffs

Same diff!

He does have hardcore Peter Pan syndrome. The way he tries to dress and present himself, he clearly can't accept he is knocking on 50.

Who says the way YOU feel a 50 year old should act is the way a 50 year old should act? Guess what? This isn’t 50, 40, or 30 years ago. People don’t accept they have to have a bouffant of blue hair and wear church clothes 24/7 after 30. Deal with it. You seem oddly so concerned about this. Let others live their fucking lives as they please.

Oddly concerned? On a gossip site?

No butt, sadly.

R68 yes. Only old fatties care about when someone “acts” younger than they feel they should. It’s fucking psychotic.

[quote] That’s not him, [R30].

Yes, those really are him, ya dumb fuck.

It’s him and that dick is perfection.

He masturbates to pictures of himself, I’m sure.

Peter Pan? Ryan?!

Holy Shit.

His dick really is exactly my aesthetic ideal. This dude lucked the fuck out in the genetic lottery. It's too bad he has marbles in his mouth.

I like that he keeps his pubic hair intact. Good boy.

Can you guys PLEASE stop posting links to LPSG thumbnails? We can’t see them unless we join the site and log in. Copy and paste and upload to a generic image sharing site. Like imgur or some such. Thanks.

He didn't luck out in the talent lottery. He was only ever good in "Cruel Intentions."

He was delightful as Billy Douglas on One Life to Live, r78. The only thing that would have been better is if they'd allowed him to play Joey Buchanan, as originally planned. Then he could have been on the show for years as the gay guy.

R79 He wouldn’t have stayed. Guiding Light offered him a role but HW was calling. He said Guiding Light was his first choice originally but they went with another actor. I can’t remember for what role. Shane?

Man, I can't believe how long I've been jerking off to RP. Like, when I came out in the 90s, WHITE SQUALL had us all drooling. Now I'm 47 and I finally see his cock! And it's magnificent.

Another thought: He must be pissed Simon Rex got that film and is doing so well; that would have been a part RP was right for...

His Cruel Intentions audition tape.

I like those underpants... what are they?

^^^

Are his underpants clean R83 ?

The boy has got his mother's chin.

R82 Beautiful booty. Is it Ryan?

I love how Ryan is such an unabashed whore.

I wish he were a true whore. I’d spend my 401k on him

Oddly concerned says the person who just went on a long rant r67.

But yes, please tell me more about how people should never grow and mature.

I think if Ryan was a woman trying to look young people would not be so judgmental. Men are just as vain as women especially when young, it's just that men have a lot more freedom to look like absolute shit as they age. So when a middle-aged man like Ryan actively tries to keep his appearance to be youthful. It's seen as ridiculous because a lot of men let their looks go by the time they are thirty. Ryan, Will Smith, Jared Leto and etc just have self-esteem and also aware they need to maintain their appearance to get roles. Why would you look awful when you have all the resources to prevent aging?

R90 that’s YOUR definition of maturing and growing. Stop trying to control others.

R77, sign up and stop being a lazy fat fuck. Also, Ryan shaves. He’s bare in other photos.

Will Smith is attractive? lmao.

Does Ryan parent his third child?

Are you calling his penis his third child? Like a third leg?

His third child is female so I should hope not.

R94 I thought he was hot in Fresh Prince, Bad Boys and I Am Legend. He's not facially as beautiful as Ryan was but he was sexy and funny in his prime.

[quote]He looks decades older than he did when he was a pinup in his 20s. He just looks gorgeous still, because of and despite cosmetic procedures (obvious eye surgery years ago and fillers that come and go).

He looks pretty much the same as he did in his 20s. I don't see any obvious surgery.

People keep saying he had his eyes done but I don't see it. It must be very subtle work. I do think he had a nose job but it was well done.

He does not look like a twentysomething.

She looks trans there.

R87, the clip of Ryan's ass at R82 is from the film that Ryan wrote, produced & directed. It's called "Catch Hell". He plays a Hollywood actor who gets kidnapped. In the scene above, one of his captors tries to fuck his ass while he is unconscious.

He definitely had his eyes done years ago. Yes, he has crow's feet; getting "eyes done" means upper and sometimes lower eyelid surgeries to make the eyes look more alert by removing excess skin. It results in funny looking eyes, particularly in people with smallish eyes. (See also Renée Zellweger and Tori Amos.)

He also has had way too much filler and Botox, as seen in R101, but lately he seems to have gotten the message and cut back on the facial stuff. I predicted a couple of years ago that he would be in Wayne Newton territory within five years, and I'm glad to see he is tempering his vanity.

He has a rare kind of face that was beautiful when young and is still really attractive as he gets older. I found him swoony 20 years ago and today (when not Botoxed) he looks like someone I'd gladly take orders from. The frozen face in R101 is a turnoff, though.

Did he jerk off in a doctors office ?

Here's a side by side comparison of his eyes before (top) and after (bottom) lid surgery.

They look the same to me.

R107 Welp I dunno what to say about that. His eyes are slightly hooded in the top photo (which I prefer) because of aging skin and have clearly delineated (by a scalpel) creases in the lower photo. Thin skin above the eyes becomes lax and droops as we age. I have had hooded eyes all my life and so I notice it. My dad is probably going to look Asian by age 80 because of the way his hooded eyelids are falling. (See Ian McKellen as a reference. It's pretty common among English people.)

He's still relatively young and had the surgery in his mid-40s, so it'll probably age somewhat naturally, with his eyes reverting to what they looked like before the surgery by his mid- to late-50s if he doesn't fuck his face up more before then.

His eyes look the same to me

I can’t wait until the son is 18.

His son is 18. He's goodlooking but nowhere close to peak Ryan. He's still has a few years to see if he will reach his father in the looks department.

Kids often look more like their fathers when they are young (natural paternity evidence) and age to look more like their mothers.

I was named after my dad because my mom said I "looked like a clone of your father," and as I am aging into my 40s I now see my mom's face in mine for the first time.

So I think the boy probably looks as much like his dad as he ever will unless they get matching surgeries.

Deacon looks like a mix of Reese and Ryan. He'll never look exactly like Ryan of course. But he's only 18, so he's still growing into his looks. Some men don't blossom into their beauty until the mid 20s.

Being universally attractive is just as unusual as being universally ugly is. It's an anomaly that comes from an unlikely combination of factors. Extremely attractive people are likely to have children who are attractive but by comparison not nearly as attractive. I imagine it's hard on the kids to know everyone wants to fuck their parents and that even in their youth, they'll never measure up. The same goes for Lisa Bonet's and Lenmy Kravitz's daughter. She's very attractive, but she made the unfortunate decision to emulate an old photo shoot of her mom and she looks almost homely by comparison.

[quote] His eyes are slightly hooded in the top photo (which I prefer)

I like hooded eyelids, too. Most “conventionally handsome” men have them. Weirdly, it’s considered a detriment by a lot of people, but it certainly hasn’t hurt the prospects of anyone who actually has them.

Yeah, I think hooded eyes look more intense, like a predator squinting to zero in on prey.

Post-op "surprise!" eyes just look peculiar to me.

r21 YEs. Yes I could. As in fuck me daddy, fuck me hard.

The text on that linked post at R116 is cringeworthy as hell, but it’s nice to see someone else out there has noticed.

I’ve seen Dataloungers criticize men for having “slopey” eyes, but the vast majority of beautiful male models and actors have significant hooding over the outer corners of their upper eyelids. The examples are never-ending.

Diana had heavily hooded eyes and I think they had a lot to do with her emotional appeal. Heavy, full lids add intensity and tension.

Renee had the same surgery Ryan did; she just had more upper lid skin to remove.

It's the fourth most common plastic surgery.

R114, I think beauty is like intelligence. Most kids are not as dumb or as smart as their parents. On average, there is a regression toward the mean with each generation. So a genius is not likely to have genius children, but the children are still more often than not going to be above average in intelligence.

My former roommate used to say the way beauty was distributed along class lines was like an upside down bell curve. Rich people have money to have more attractive spouses and have more attractive kids. Hot but poor trash sleep around more and have attractive children. But average people who aren’t hot enough to sleep around and aren’t rich enough to have hot spouses, they end up having average looking children,

His small eyes, snout nose and pink cock makes me wet.

r114 Zoe Kravitz looks like a strung out junkie in that photo. Hideous!

[quote] It's the fourth most common plastic surgery.

I would actually want to have cosmetic surgery to INCREASE the appearance of my upper eyelid “hoods”. Though I will say in Zellweger’s case, the eyelid surgery worked out for her.

Hot and delicious

The one thing I appreciate about Ryan is his sense of humor. He's funny and seems laid-back. I don't think he's a good actor at all but I'm sure he is aware of his lack of talent.

That probably fuels his depression.

Ryan is homophobic onscreen and offscreen.

That's funny because he's been with guys

R129 Bi men are notoriously homophobic and closeted. It's extremely common.

Ryan is bi. The media does not out people anymore. Most photos of couples in tabloids are the result of the PR calling the paps. The media narrative is heavily controlled.

His daughter clearly has nothing to do with him, I wonder what the story is there.

He's never been rumored to be bi. And his personal life has been messy.

R132 no story. Just a fugly cunt like her mother.

[Quote] His daughter clearly has nothing to do with him, I wonder what the story is there.

You haven't heard of the domestic abuse allegations?

He's been with guys.

The domestic abuse allegations were a bit fuzzy. His ex-girlfriend basically broke into his house and was acting like a psycho and he physically threw her out. That's not exactly being abusive.

135 bi men lash out at their families because they can't cope with their lying "straight" facade, and "straight" happy family facade.

R135 bi men lash out at their families because they can't cope with their lying "straight" facade, and "straight" happy family facade.

Like Peter North, and countless other bi men in the entertainment industry, they all get violent or turn to drug use. There are more cowards in the world than honest authentic men, unfortunately.

Guesting on the Howard Stern show is not being "with guys."

R140 you have zero bidar.

Fick bidar. This is a gossip site. Give us some gossip. Details.

R142 when I do, you cunts still deny everything. So it's pointless, because most of you live double lives anyway, so you love bi men because it's essentially the same deceit a lot of you get off on.

Very convenient, r143.

There's a gay physical ideal of having a sweet and innocent androgynous face with blond hair (preferably curly), and then having a body like like a Greek god. Christopher Atkins had this look once upon a time, and Ben Hardy has it now, but Ryan Phillippe was the absolute standard-bearer for this look when he was younger. (Other men who had that look were the gay porn stars of the early 80s for Falcon, like Lance and Leo).

I've never been that into that look myself, though--I think all those men look better when they're in their 30s and 40s

No. Ryan was at his peak in the 1990s and early 2000s, no matter how well or not he's aged.

R145r real gay men, especially hot gay men, aren't into androgyny. Masculinity and masculine physical features is our lifeblood.

R145 real gay men, especially hot gay men, aren't into androgyny. Masculinity and masculine physical features is our lifeblood.

[quote] The pic looks like the moment before Ryan teaches him how to properly Jack off. There’s nothing pedo about it, just a father teaching a son some tricks.

What could be more wholesome and natural than that, Mr Sandusky posting from prison?

R145 I think Tab Hunter was the O.G. of that sort of thing. That's just my innocent opinion.

[quote] [R140] you have zero bidar.

LOL, there’s no such thing as bidar. There’s hardly such a thing as bi men anyway.

Wow, LPSG isn't some unknown site at this point.

Celebrities have had their own nude photos yanked off in minutes.

The fact that the jerkoff photos and pictures are still there is a clear indictor that he's fine with people seeing him.

R152 because he is bi.

Ryan is clearly an exhibitionist. His IG seems catered to pleasing his gay fans.

No, because the videos were carefully composed and the resolution is low enough for there to be no issue. No straight people are talking about this.

[quote]No, because the videos were carefully composed and the resolution is low enough for there to be no issue. No straight people are talking about this.

Yeah, that's not how that works. If there's a leak and it's you, you have it pulled before it spreads if you care.

If it's not you then people will figure out it's not.

His tatts and his bathroom are clearly identifiable which is the only reason people know it is.

[quote]No straight people are talking about this.

Anecdotal comment. Most people that talk about him aren't straight, it's not like he has been A list in years. Also, talking about these things are a faux pas. Unless you're Chris Evans, you do it by accident on your own instagram and you give a reporter the okay to ask you about it.

[Quote] Yeah, that's not how that works. If there's a leak and it's you, you have it pulled before it spreads if you care.

Ever heard of the Streisand Effect?

[Quote] His tatts and his bathroom are clearly identifiable which is the only reason people know it is.

I believe it's him but there's enough reasonable doubt, similar to Froy's "fat" nudes.

What are Froy’s fat nudes? Link?

The first nudes of Froy's that leaked had him looking quite doughy. He's never looked doughy in public. This allowed them to pass unnoticed.

LPSG and JustUsBoys have a list of celebs that are banned from discussion because they have filed complaints. Ryan has yet to do that so he clearly doesn't care.

Or he hasn’t done it because they’re fake, R161.

[quote] The first nudes of Froy's that leaked had him looking quite doughy. He's never looked doughy in public. This allowed them to pass unnoticed.

So were they real or not?

I think they were real. The background matched a room he'd posted before. Ditto the chain around his neck. But he didn't look quite like himself. His slim nude pics only feature the lower part of his face in the frontal, and no face (obv) in the rear shot.

[quote]I believe it's him but there's enough reasonable doubt, similar to Froy's "fat" nudes.

Froy's nudes have his face in them and they're still up over there?!? I just checked. Yeah, his dick and his face. Maybe you missed some.

He also wouldn't be the first gay man to post nude photos on the internet (or in this case send them to someone) and not care.

[quote]LPSG and JustUsBoys have a list of celebs that are banned from discussion because they have filed complaints. Ryan has yet to do that so he clearly doesn't care.

Exactly. It's not that hard. Andrew Rannells and Billy (yes) Porter didn't skip a beat. (Although I think the first may have been reposted at some point and probably yanked down again.) Even people who aren't celebs have had their photos removed.

[Quote] Froy's nudes have his face in them and they're still up over there?!? I just checked. Yeah, his dick and his face. Maybe you missed some.

I didn't. His face looks different - not a completely different person different, but not 100% like himself.

Is Porter's face in the pics? (Please don't post them. I don't want to see that.)

I think Froy's fat nudes come from a webcam video, and the person that leaked them combined the frames to create some of the pics. For instance, I suspect the one of him holding his hard dick with visible face involved him panning from the dick up to his face. The combined images into one still ends up looking slightly off. The eye can tell it is seeing a composite.

They're not fake r162. The room he was in has been in his Insta posts and the tats match.

I misremembered. Froy's face is in his butt shot as well.

I have never heard of this Froy nonentity outside the crazed fangurls of DL.

That's what they said about Colton, and he has 6 million followers on Instagram. (You're old. It's ok.)

R167, Woo, girl I know it's datalounge but I would not do that to you. I'm still scarred from it. For weeks after when I'd see a bathroom mirror I'd start sweating. His face was in it, Andrew's wasn't but it was (again) identifiable from the next photos.

R169, People are so weird these days. It's very much a, "trust me, not your lying eyes" kind of environment. Ryan's are his. Froy's are his. If they were photoshopped we'd know. There's enough clues that anyone could identify them. It's silly to think they don't know that they're up there and haven't bothered to do anything because they "think" people will "think" they're fake. The simpler and more likely answer is, they know and have shrugged it off.

R171, Exactly so why would anyone fake anything with him? Noah Centineo's videos got him more good PR than his actual publicist did at the time. He was asked and said he wouldn't answer questions about them. Troye Sivan had the best response.

r172 Insta followers don't really mean mass popularity. It's not real celebrity.

Post the Andrew ones please. What was the proof that it was him?

Ryan is an exhibitionist and he's middle aged trying to keep up with younger guys. That's absolutely him. The tattoos, the body type and complexion and as many noted it's the same room he posts his regular IG posts. Some people just aren't prudish and have no shame in their bodies. They even get off sexually on others admiring their beauty. He hasn't been big and famous for over 20 years. Gays are his biggest audience and he's aware of the fact.

He's trying to hook young girls, not guys.

R176 an exhibitionist does get off on people seeing them. All exhibitionists are bisexual. You have to be in order to be an exhibitionist.

In addition to the tattoos and small portion of his face, Ryan has a distinct and unusual complexion which makes these pics easier to identify as him.

What color is his complexion?

R175, Same room and camera. He also had them yanked from LPSG and other places multiple times because he doesn't want anyone to see that and I respect that.

R176, People that get off on attention don't care, especially when it comes to people that spent decades being known for their looks. The comments were mostly positive everywhere. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman saying he has a nice penis. The dopamine rush they get from the comment is the same either way.

Should have been R177.

[quote] What color is his complexion.

Like an off white shade - egg shell or ivory.

[quote]Some people just aren't prudish and have no shame in their bodies. They even get off sexually on others admiring their beauty.

This is a foreign concept to DL's Maiden Aunts.

R184 it's called bisexuality.

Give it a rest, Bi Troll. You're a pill.

R186 you just deny facts, CUNT.

R187, are you off your meds or something.

R188 are you denying reality and facts again or something?

There’s nothing unusual about Ryan Phillippe’s skin color.

R190 he is borderline lobster.

[quote] he is borderline lobster.

?

R192

R192

[quote] There's a gay physical ideal of having a sweet and innocent androgynous face with blond hair (preferably curly), and then having a body like like a Greek god. Christopher Atkins had this look once upon a time, and Ben Hardy has it now, but Ryan Phillippe was the absolute standard-bearer for this look when he was younger. (Other men who had that look were the gay porn stars of the early 80s for Falcon, like Lance and Leo).

The late Kip Noll and Kurt Marshall both had that phenotype too. Oscar Wilde even described Dorian Gray as having blond curly hair and blue eyes with a complexion of white marble. A walking statute of Eros or Apollo. Young Ryan would have been perfect for playing Dorian. The irony is Hollywood keeps casting dark haired dark eyed men as Dorian and emphasize Dorian's vampish, sultry nature. Dorian is supposed to look sweet and angelic and he starts out childlike and kinda dumb.

There is nothing lobster-like or reddish about Ryan’s complexion.

The only blondes I know who played Dorian were Helmut Berger and David Gallagher. Both played the role well enough but lacked that glowing quality. Ryan fits the look better. As curly blond hair, blue eyes and when young had a pallid complexion. Looked like a Greek god.

Funny how Ryan turned out so beautiful because his sisters are kind of homely.

I think it's actually more rare for a family of sibling to all be gorgeous.

He looks so much younger than his sisters. One of them could pass for a mother.

Second from left at R198 looks a tad like Reese Witcherchin.

Ryan is not red in his coloring. He's not a lobster.

Theres something so sad about his posturing. Now if he was some white trash redneck looking like that while working on his truck,perfection ! It just comes off as thirsty beyond belief from a person who has wealth and a career .

When has Ryan ever been classy? He's been doing the fake ghetto act forever. He can take all the nude, trashy photos he wants, I ain't complaining.

R204 We get it, he's not red. People here just like to troll.

[quote] He's been doing the fake ghetto act forever.

Is his weird accent fake as well? I've never heard a person from Delaware or any other Mid-Atlantic state speak quite like him.

[quote] Clean your damn house, Bongo.

You guys are so weirdly judgmental. Who bitches about proper posture in a nude selfie? Can't you all just let Ryan be a whore in peace. What if he's reading this thread and will stop posting nudes. You all need to be grateful because this is why we can't have nice things.

He didn't post nudes.

Yes he did r209. We just had a huge thread about it.

R209 you're right. They just got "secretly" leaked.

R209 you're right. They just got "accidently" leaked.

You really think Ryan wants us all to see his grungey nudes?

R209 you're right. He was just, "coincidentally/randomly hacked".

Ryan is old. His nudes are of no benefit to him. His fanbase is middle aged "babygirls" like Shemar Moore's fanbase.

One whole summer off the coast of the Atlantic I fucked Ryan Phillippe in his ASS.

Why do threads about him get so much traction on DL?

I imagine because he was an object of desires for many young gays from his roles on One Life To Live, Cruel Intentions, 54, White Squall and I Know What You Did Last Summer. And he was married to Reese Witherspoon who is popular with some gays and frauen because of Legally Blonde and also their relationship was tabloid fodder which fits a gossip site like this.

r217 many of us on DL are around Ryan's age and have been into him since the 90s. He doesn't mean much to anyone who is older or younger than us, it's a specific generational thing.

Haha. You're 20 years older than Ryan Phillippe R219. The rest of your post may be more accurate. You've been into him since he was twinky and you were middle aged.

R219 Yep. He was the crush for many young gays in the 90s and 2000s.

Some Reese fangirls really hate him for being unfaithful and ruining the marriage and sometimes come on the threads to criticize him. But seems stupid to me. As if Reese herself was this angel, she gives massive Karen vibes and seems fake as fuck. They only were married for the very old school reason, he knocked her up. Ryan seems way more honest about his life and he implies he had a troubled home. He also has a sense of humor about himself which is rare for many pretty boys who are rather dull and literal-minded.

Honest?! He makes your dick hard. That's it. Spare us your fangurl nonsense.

[quote]You're 20 years older than Ryan Phillippe [R219].

I'm actually two years younger than him, almost to the day.

[quote]Some Reese fangirls really hate him for being unfaithful and ruining the marriage and sometimes come on the threads to criticize him.

Jesus fuck that was YEARS ago, bitches need to get over it.

Do you think about Ryan on your birthday?

[quote] I'm actually two years younger than him, almost to the day.

For sure. All your posts about Bette Davis, Dusty Springfield and Liza Minnelli attest to your youth!

I had it right the first time. You perved out on young Ryan Phillippe and still find him attractive in your old age. Pop a Cialis and enjoy your 24 hours together, R223.

Oh look r226 aka the "ancient white fags" troll. Honey, you post in all those threads as well. Whatever, I'm not arguing with a troll. Punch and delete. Bye, bitch.

No. I haven't. Posted in those threads. I just checked your saggy white ass. You're a sad old man R227. You post from a few devices but we all recognize your nature. Put the bottle down and get some rest.

Maybe Ryan will get a new series.

Maybe R223 will get a diaper change before lights out?

Ryan has garbage tattoos.. And it has probably cost him millions of dollars in jobs he got passed over on because no one wants to see that trashy trailer park look all over his body..

They cover up tattoos. Lots of actors and actresses have them now.

R231 Makeup doesn't exist?

I wonder if Reese gives him money.

[quote]Yep. He was the crush for many young gays in the 90s and 2000s.

This is why when someone up above said, "straight people aren't talking about this" I had two thoughts

1. He's a "straight" guy who played a lot of gay roles and was marketed to gay men. Once the gays love you, they never leave you.

2. The internet is still mostly about "youth." He was famous during a very specific period in history and marketed to teens who are now adults with their own children in some cases. We were in middle school, high school or college when he was flashing his ass on screen. We're also not the people that make up the bulk of the internet on social media.

3. His appeal to straight women was tied to Reese and once that was done, they were done with him but the gays, we'll remember.

His tattoos are nowhere near as awful as they could be. I've seen worse. At least his chest is mostly uncovered and there's none on his neck. They are mostly on his arms and back. To me that shows these weren't impulsive decisions.

[quote] His tattoos are nowhere near as awful as they could be. I've seen worse.

Justin Bieber's are worse.

No. There have been recent Ryan threads on LSA, for instance. They have a Dark alley section. There may have been discussion about his nudes there. In general, though, women are more likely to avoid nudes that might be thought of as revenge porn. Gay men, OTOH...

Little Ryan Phillippe coming out on OLTL....

R238, black women like Ryan Phillippe. They also like Chris Evans.

Also the internet is a lot bigger than just LSA.

Ok. Show us where the str8s are talking about Ryan's nudes...

"The gays never leave you." So true r235!

Do black women/LSA consider Ryan “spicy white”?

[quote] Is his weird accent fake as well? I've never heard a person from Delaware or any other Mid-Atlantic state speak quite like him.

Ryan had a Philadelphia/South Jersey accent. It's not really represented in the media but people who have it also include Bruce Willis, Chris Matthews and Kevin Bacon.

Ryan's dick is probably much larger than his son's, so why does he feel the need to compete?

R243, You have to be Italian, white Hispanic or Greek to be spicy white. They lost their minds over at LSA when the mags said Ryan was dating Rihanna. That was everywhere.

Rihanna has supposedly been with DiCaprio, Prince Harry, Timberlake, etc. She's no stranger to pink dick.

Did he date Rihanna? If so can’t beat that.

Hooking up probably not dating. I don't think Riri dates men who bring in less money than her.

What is spicy white?

Marlon Texeira is spicy white.

To me Ryan looks like he could be a bit mixed race perhaps African some generations back or have some recent Italian blood.

r252 this has been covered many times. Ryan is of German and English stock. I don't know why people think he's mixed race, he looks VERY German.

r252 Italians are white Europeans.

I feel if Ryan was part-Black. He would brag about it. He's a big fan of hip-hop and R&B.

It's the broad nose.

Ryan is just one of those white guys white swagger.

Ryan Phillippe & his perfect cock: yesterday, today, and tomorrow. He's stunning.

I want a Ryan Phillippe/Chase Crawford 3-way.

[quote] It's the broad nose.

And broad hips.

He looks white American not German. And I mean white American as in a mix of European ancestries plus the North American diet, climate and style of dress. He could not pass for European at all. He's clearly a white dude and lived his life as one but like everyone in The US who has pre-Civil War ancestors, it would not be a shock if he had a bit of nonwhite blood too.

r260 he could totally pass for European.

R261 Nah He looks like a cornfed All-American boy, his awful fashion sense, unsophisticated nature and charming self-absorption. He would stick out like a sore thumb in The UK, Germany or France.

Just going by his looks he could pass.

[quote] his awful fashion sense, unsophisticated nature and charming self-absorption.

Good lord, as if many Europeans don't have all of these qualities as well.

Europeans NEVER have awful fashion sense and are NEVER self-absorbed! NEVER!

R265 Calm your tits.

Now that said, obviously Ryan is white of European ancestry. But most white Americans are a mix of different European groups thus have their own distinct look. Add the fact The US has a warmer climate, a different food culture (tons of sugars, tons of meat, tons of salt), different fashion culture (dressing for comfort), different (individualistic and hyper-competitive) and different cultural mannerisms (like smiling at everyone and everything and speaking loudly). It's fair to say white Americans do look distinctive. I can usually tell Europeans by just how they look and their mannerisms.

Ryan is also perfectly cut, which definitely makes him an all American white boy, the best of the best.

r266 has a narrative and he's sticking to it, no matter how bizarre it is.

r266 that is one of the most insane posts I have ever read. Many Americans and Europeans and indistinguishable from one another on a purely physical level. If I saw Ryan walking down the street in Munich I would assume he is a native.

King

[quote]But most white Americans are a mix of different European groups thus have their own distinct look.

You're right. No one in the world has a German/French/English mix like Ryan Phillippe.

I'm with R269, this concept is pretty insane. Most of our ancestors have been screwing each other from different parts of the world for thousands of years before creating us in whatever country our parents settled.

Someone that looks like Ryan could be from any number of countries.

I have my mother's mouth. I have my father's eyes. I had my mother's nose but I had a nose job like Ryan when I was younger. I have family in the US, Canada, Sweden, Australia, the UK and Scotland. My family chose to settle here but you know what? I kinda' look like all the rest of us. I just happened to have been born here.

[quote]The US has a warmer climate, a different food culture (tons of sugars, tons of meat, tons of salt),

What? "I can see the combination of the various regional cavemen in his bloodstream! The climate has evolved his nostrils to be wider!"

Also the man has said he doesn't eat normally and he probably hasn't in decades to keep that body.

[quote]different fashion culture (dressing for comfort), different (individualistic and hyper-competitive) and different cultural mannerisms (like smiling at everyone and everything and speaking loudly).

None of this has to do with how he looks physically. He could wear whatever's popular in Denmark, not speak or move and you would not immediately go, "Wow' he's an American!"

[quote] King

His last name is Phillippe.

Sadly threads on Ryan never stay on topic.

That's because there's no there there.

From his Instagram stories.

Performance art along the parade route.

Another thirst trap.

RyGod might be hotter now than he was in the 90s. He never had that body. Now he’s the complete package.

No way. He doesn't have his '90s face.

He was beautiful when he was younger but now I want him to rough me up in the sexy way.

He might go up on you.

[QUOTE] No way. He doesn't have his '90s face.

A lot of gay men don’t like pretty boys. Now he’s handsome.

No. He looks like an old twink. He hasn't suddenly become handsome.

Everyone ages!

Short torso or giant head?

Has he developed a lazy eyelid?

The tattoos are tragic but the body is magic. I’d swallow every drop of cum he produces.

R286 He has had eyelid surgery to remove saggy skin and to try to stay young looking. It's been obvious for years but in the new photos above you can actually see the scar under his left eye.

He still has that boyish 90's face, just more rugged. He was lean and buff in the 90's but not filled out like he is now.

R277 - Damn. That was fucking hot.

We're lucky that the sexiest pinup from the 90s is still an attention-starved exhibitionist!

R289 his butt wasn’t 10, it was 11 or 12!

What accent?

Stud

[quote]Thought you needed to know this.

Boy were you wrong.

Ryan and a male friend. Cute

^^Drunk, as usual.

And of course Deacon was there but not Ava.

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