Would you eat strawberries out of your partners asshole?

yes

Not if he's a prolific farter

I thought it was someone pushing in a prolapsed rectum.

Anyways, no.

Only if I was the one who put it there.

We tried peanut M&Ms once. After just barely any time at all, the chocolate had melted off and he was just pooping out nuts. True story.

It’s romantic to have chocolate covered strawberries.

I'm not really into fruit, but maybe an unpeeled hardboiled egg. I'm more of a savory person.

Dingleberries yes, strawberries no.

It’s kind of like serving a drink still in the can. It would be more proper if he pushed it out onto a nice plate and served it that way.

Yum

This is even worse than Mick Jagger, Marianne Faithfull and the Mars bar!

If the men were fat and repulsive this would be abhorrent, since they look okay it’s okay.

[quote]the chocolate had melted off and he was just pooping out nuts

Or so you thought.

Who says romance is dead?!

Gay sex is gross

And when you’re done, you just poop it all into a pie crust with custard and bake it. Am I right, ladies?

[quote]Anyways, no.

Oh, dear.

Have you tried Turkish Delight?

No.

I stick orange slices up my orange daddy's pleasure hole. So delightful.

R15 get the fuck off our website you homophobic cunt.

I'll stick with peaches.

R15 Go fuck off back to LSA.

R18 I prefer Turkey Delight.

Eating a strawberry out of your partner's ass (or your own) is ass-too-mouth activity like a dick up your ass, which is hot in porn but not so much in real life.

So much more elegant to pinch and squeeze his piles before discreetly nutting all over them and chowing down.

I call it "Cherries in the Snow."

I have always wanted to eat a Cadbury's Easter egg out of my partner's asshole. Chocolate+Strawberries+ Asshole, pour on champaign and you have a fruit salad!

I told you to stop putting food up your butt!

Why not? My tongue is down there anyway. Might as well get a bonus treat.

Him extruding some strawberry jam would be nice. So much better than the alternative.

IT’S BEEN SAID:

The darker the berry, the sweeter the deuce.

This is one of those ideas that sounds "hot", to vanilla gay fraus. but are as boring as stiff turds in real life. Like the mythic snorting coke off of a tricks ass. Sure, SO HOT. Whatever, *eyeroll*

r15, you misspelled 'engrossing'.