Tragic News: Greg is DEAD after a terrible kitchen accident

Y'all need to layoff Greg. That bitch has been here since the Clinton Admin. Her eyeballs are not just Asbestos, it is Obsidian.

Poor Greg. Who will go to her funeral?

Who is Greg?

OP—you are very mean. I like that in an OP.

Poor Greg. Dead again.

Greg, we hardly knew ye. My cod is at half mast tonight.

Good. No more prunes.

Stop trying to make Greg threads happen.

Hahah are you sure it wasn't a case of extremely large dildo incident OP?

There is a difference between catty banter and bullying.

Says Boris^^ 😂😂😂😂😂

Poor Greg. Reports have been breaking claiming that he was addicted to cod liver oil and that he accidentally set his anus on fire. When the explosion happened their was cod, feces, prunes, and Ragu flying in a 100 mile radius. There are many casualties. Oh the Humanities.

GREG! You're a staaah, baby! ✨

Tell me. It was...a...grease fire, wasn't it?

Greg isn't DEAD. How ridiculous. But he would like to be, since I saw him this very afternoon in Aldi buying marked down sliced salami, fake assed "brioche", and frozen "grilled vegetable mix".

[quote] Cod

Stinkfish!

Parts of poor Greg’s anus may have gone into orbit along with a few cod head.

I indulge in a little Greg-themed humor now and then but the difference between me and OP is that I am funny.

Greg isn't dead, he is hanging out with Erna, the fetid shit-eating pedo nazi cunt fuck. Greg eats the cod with prunes and tomatoes and shits in Erna's mouth.

Just as Greg was prepared to change her name to Greg Crocker (like Betty Crocker). This such a tragedy on so many levels. People if you notice a friend who has become addicted to Cod, Prunes or Tomato sauce or even Sriracha and prune mayonnaise, PLEASE get them HELP!!!!

Greg would sit in the basement of his shack drowning his sorrows in endless bottles of Cod liver oil and Prune juice cocktails. Yes, she did occasionally use a cod corpse as a dildo, but there was no harm in it. Greg had needs and they were fulfilled by a big cod. (The Cod was dead PETA people: Greg’s anus killed the Cod upon contact.!).

Nothing says wit like feces.

Greg now goes by M E T A

Bitch!!! Now don’t you start some shit about Greg’s Béchamel sauce! Just because he added a few prunes and cod bellies doesn’t mean she was incompetent!!!!

Greg was a great fan of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. He made them some of his special Cod cakes. Unfortunately security got to Greg’s cod cakes first and they were shot at the Taliban a few months back causing massive casualties.

Some say that Greg was a transman. I don’t know if this rumor is true, but I do know that he farted a great many stringy hairs out of his anal cavity along with the cod, prunes and poop. It has been suggested that Greg had been cheating on his cod with a few catfish, hence the whiskers in her snatch. These are all just rumors. Poor Greg-gone at such a young age with so many schools of cod to fry, boil and fart out. May he Rest in Peace.

Laugh all you want. I won't share my cod and mac and cheese recipe with you, no matter what.

Greg had just purchased a new (to her!) car after the last incident. She was working on a lovely “new” Plymouth Reliant K station wagon with real fake wood trim. It needs to be removed from the junkyard immediately as the fishy odor has caused illness within a five mile radius. Worse yet, it is loaded with prunes. God only knows what Greg was planning.

Oh, whatever shall we do without your disgusting recipes? Anything but that!

Oh no!!!! *Breaking News* All fishmongers within a 100 mile radius of Queens and Cape Cod are declaring bankruptcy since Greg will no longer need their catch. It seems she was the driving force behind the fishmonger trade. What a loss when Hreg’s polluted and diseased anus exploded. Life will never be the same for the poor fishmongers and their families.

R28 there is no need to insult the dead!!!! Greg went out in a blaze of prunes, cod, ragu and feces. Let’s try to remember her like that. And not talk of her foul collection of recipes. Poor old girl tried.

I heard she was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar.

I'm still in the trash, people.

Poor old Greg.

The good advice of friends unheeded; The best of plans mislaid. Then there was a big explosion and she was dead and the fish carcasses were foying.

Flying

Although he tried valiantly, a large stock pot of steamed jockstraps never quite tenderized.

So all these unfunny posts about Greg are also started BY Greg, right? Trying to build the brand?

OP, Greg's on line one. He wants to talk to you. STAT.

Greg?

If you're actin', you're wasting YOUR time.

If you're NOT, you're wasting MINE.

What is this about Greg and Tuna???? Greg was a COD Gurl deep down to her heavily flammable anus!!!!

Cod 🐟

Prunes🍇

Tomato sauce🍅

Oh, I couldn’t find any prunes so I used some grapes since they are sort of the right color.

I think Greg is such an attention whore it starts these threads itself.

Oh No!!!! Now they are trying to claim that Greg’s Anal Explosion caused the AstroWorld tragedy. Allegedly there was a shock wave and then waves of dead cod spilled out into the audience spreading cod particles, feces, Ragu and prunes in a scene of total mayhem! It seems that Travis Scott was injured and lost a braid to a particularly angry cod. Drake’s big booty whores all got diarrhea and added to the horror. Poor Greg. Just because Greg douched with Cod Liver Oil doesn’t mean he was a murderer!!!!!

R41 i am sorry, but Greg is dead.

But is he dead dead?

Good. I’m glad Greg is dead. His recipes were horrible. Who cooks cod,tomato sauce and prunes together? What an idiot.

He Dead.

I am appalled that some of you can make lifht of this man’s death!!!! A few bad recipes should not get him an epitaph of “Cod, Tomatoes and Feces.” Some of you people need to grow up. I’ll buy his damn cookbook just to spite you!!!!

Remembering Greg. His recipes may have sucked, but he seemed like one of the nicer sock puppets of Boris.

Greg was planning to bring a cod infused cologne for men to the market. His death throws all of his carefully laid schemes into the mire.

Tonight is kind of like a wake and funeral for Greg here on humble old, troll infested datalounge.

A good 75% of the posts in this thread are the OP, who I'm going to assume is Greg himself.

People always forget that THIS is the exact kind of thing that fake Keram Malicki Sanchez choad did. He got caught on like the first day we had trolldar, posting about himself over and over and over again, pretending to be others, always talking himself up. Maybe that choad never left.

Boris^^

I’d like to remember Greg as a person always ready with a bad recipe for a friend or stranger. His food was kind of like cancer. Sometimes it got you slowly and other times: BAM!!!! Instant diarrhea

I made Greg’s mac and cheese and only got a little sick. Nothing serious.

To me, Greg was kind of the sex symbol of seafood, fruits and veggies all mixed in the same hellacious dish. Rachel Ray’s tubby ass never thought of frying cod in prune juice and tomato sauce. And then topping it with Greg’s special Béchamel sauce.

Somehow, if I close my eyes I can hear bagpipes playing and then I can breathe in the stench of Greg’s exploded hole. The smell of raw sewage and a seafood shop, is intoxicating.

Please don’t spread this around, but Greg’s hole constantly emitted a toxic brew of fumes: cod, tomato sauce and prunes. If someone lit a match near Greg’s backside it would have been like Hiroshima all over again.

About a year ago Greg douched or at least he thought he douched and went to the Bathhouse. He got in the sling and one old man was plowing him when Greg hole EXPLODED and shot cod, Ragu (i guess) and Prunes all over that bitch! They had to call in Hazmat crews. The cleanup was prolonged and nasty. After that, Greg was banned from the Bathhouse.

Hahahah we love you R26 / Greg

😆😘

Butt Plug + All Those Prunes = Disaster Waiting to Happen

[quote] Please don’t spread this around, but Greg’s hole constantly emitted a toxic brew of fumes: cod, tomato sauce and prunes.

I have been VINDICATED!

Greg may be dead, but he will never be forgotten.

Some say the Mafia ordered a hit on Greg, something to do about a cod flying into the home of a NY capo. So sad.

Greg’s hole may have been loose and a constant threat to humanity, but rumors are that he was a great dancer.

Some say that Greg is still alive and living with Jim Morrison and Elvis deep in Africa. This I doubt because a lack of cod.

Take one humorless poster and immerse her in an overworked pan of tepid spit. Deliver to the DL table with a self-congratulatory grin and expect kudos.

Sigh.

Hold me closer tiny dancer

I'm shitting prunes out on the highway

The prunes, they keep a coming and the Cod too.

Greg’s hole, or what’s left of it is now charred by the explosion.

Greg is dead.

I'll say it again -Who the fuck is/was Greg??

It’s really the epitome of DL that a poster as boring as Greg would inspire this kind of obsessive trolling. Examine your empty lives, Greg trolls.

Boris, aka Greg, aka Surviving Angel, Elder Lez, DeJure, DeFuck, etc^^

Greg was a failed chef who had an immense anal cavity and loved cod, prunes and tomatoes like he loved his dick.

Greg is dead now. Speak kindly of the deceased, please.

Has "Greg is dead. Good" by Bette Davis been done here yet?

He's dead. Good.

Dead, except for the anus.

He did not die in vain

The butt plug “welded inside” is a nice touch. I’m sure that makes Greg feel comprehended, in a figurative sense.

[quote] Laugh all you want. I won't share my cod and mac and cheese recipe with you, no matter what.

[quote]—Greg

Good work, OP.

The cod, prunes and Ragu thing was something he saw on MasterChef. So tiresome.

His funeral was sparsely attended mourners included an elderly obese gay couple decked out in Floral Caftans. The rest were Boris and various members of hate groups.

Has the EPA decided where Greg's rotting codhole will be buried?

[quote] The cod, prunes and Ragu thing was something he saw on MasterChef. So tiresome.

Talk about tiresome...

As I've said multiple times on DL, I first had poached cod in tomato sauce with prunes at a dinner party at a friend's house. He got the recipe from Martha Stewart.

So get lost, you pathetic piece of shit. :-)

^^^^^

Dear Greg,you having a massive enormous hole is a plus in my book. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

But weren't you dead?

The real Greg is sadly, dead. This imposter or sock puppet is Boris’ sad attempt to save his sock puppet. Let Greg go Boris. It is the only humane thing to do.

Greg should be remembered as he lived: reeking of Cod and prunes while stirring up tomato sauce. It is too sad. The thoughts of Greg’s poor carcass being hurtled violently over hundreds of miles. May he RIP.

I saw some of those recipes Greg posted and he is better off dead. Did he eat his food and die?

R90, you are a tragic little whore.

Greg’s service will be at 350 for 30 minutes.

R91 not tragic.😂😂😂😂

Greg’s coffin will be filled with Cod and prunes with jars of tomato sauce put on top of the coffin. The Pope may come over to offciate.

What????

The POPE: WHY FOR THAT DOUCHEBAG?

Sadly, as a child, Greg was molested by a Priest who molested him by shoving a live flounder up his ass. The fish got stuck, and Greg had a constant foul odor emitting from his hole. No one could get the flounder out. Greg had to endure terrible abuse from other children. So he got into cooking with a seafood specialty. His family tried to sue, but for some reason they filed suit against the Baptists and the case was thrown out.

Funnily enough as soon as I heard the news (I had Greg blocked) German Gay Guy suddenly popped back into my visible comments. I'd blocked his trolling ass too. Was he MIA for any of the time "Greg" was posting? I suspected they were one and the same.

R87: all Boris and his sock puppets.

[quote] Funnily enough as soon as I heard the news (I had Greg blocked) German Gay Guy suddenly popped back into my visible comments. I'd blocked his trolling ass too. Was he MIA for any of the time "Greg" was posting? I suspected they were one and the same.

Du bist so schlau!

You, my friend, are a regular Sherlock Holmes. German Gay Guy and I are one and the same.

How defeated I feel. :-(

Boris^^

[quote] Boris^^—Greg is DEAD

Hahahhahahahahahahahah.....bwahhahahahahaahah!

It’s tragic that Greg is dead, but I still think his recipes suck. Whoever heard of cod, prunes, tomato sauce and bechamel?

R101 is Boris^^

Greg’s cod fart damaged many structures on the East Coast. It’s a crying shame someone couldn’t have gotten him out of the kitchen and into a restaurant. 😹😹😹😹

BREAKING NEWS: Demand for Cod drops 88% since Greg’s murder.

Murder? What r u talking about? He blew his dumb asshole off with a cod and other ingredients.

I heard that Greg took a hit of poppers and stuffed a huge cod up his ass. The cod had been secretly stuffed with TNT. SO WHEN greg got off: well he blew his asshole and the rest of him to kingdom come. A little girl in Yonkers caught an earl😂😂😂😂🧟‍♂️

He farted so much cod they called him Hali-butt.

[quote]Stop trying to make Greg threads happen.

Try telling that to Greg!

[quote] Whoever heard of cod, prunes, tomato sauce and bechamel?

I'd never add béchamel to my cod poached in tomato sauce with prunes.

[quote] Stop trying to make Greg threads happen.

I think you're a little late to the game. It's happened!

r14, it was

[quote] [R14], it was

Thank you for that enlightening contribution to this ridiculous thread.

^^boris

Greg’s death was unnecessary. People should not have encouraged her to cook.

indeed, a PSA should be issued - don't cook if an insufferable Cunt!

R114 = Total Douche

[quote] indeed, a PSA should be issued - don't cook if an insufferable Cunt!

If anyone would know about being an insufferable cunt, it is R116. That bitch is insufferable knows shit about cooking.

Greg is no more, so sorry to see her threads gone now. . . . what a pity, sayonara

[quote] Greg is no more, so sorry to see her threads gone now. . . . what a pity, sayonara

Look, you little bitch. I will fuck you up.

[quote]Look, you little bitch. I will fuck you up.

Pics please.

[quote] Pics please.

Finally a feel good story on DL.

She DEAD Greg Dead

R120 is Boris

R125 is an idiot.

greg wasn't long for this realm after all the prunes. . . .

You have to admire Greg, he really thought a lot of himself. Certainly more than anyone else did.

[quote] You have to admire Greg, he really thought a lot of himself. Certainly more than anyone else did.

And that's where you're mistaken.

It’s tough being the absolute center of existence, but all things come to an end

His death could have come to him much more peacefully. At least he is no longer in the kitchen.

Poor Greg. It’s sad that he made on lethal fart and now it has come to his death.

I am not one to spread gossip, but...

I understand there were massive amounts of methane present at the scene

It is true he had a micro pee-pee

that he like to refer to as a "clit"

Sad/Funny that Greg tries so hard to make "Greg" happen.

And the rest of Datalounge tries so hard to kill her off.

I don't know Greg...but I'll give him the standard RIP....thoughts and prayers..

He had a nice cod but it couldn't last forever.

Bullshit. He's not dead. Say 'prunes' three times and he magically appears.

Stealth scat thread.

FF

Hmmm. . .

They've tried everything to get those shitty prune stains cleaned-up

but nothing has worked

Greg’s asshole was deemed a toxic dump long before the explosion that killed him. Prune tea anyone?

A story is going around that two weeks before the final accident Greg was spotted in Queens (ironic) nude and running down Jamaica avenue with smoke and flames pouring out of her asshole. A firetruck was chasing him, but couldn’t catch him. The police reported toxic fumes spewed out of his hole. Chemical analysis proved a mad mixture of Prunes, Cod, Ragu, Bechamel, Oysters, arsenic, and grape kool aid. Poor Greg: he suffered horrifically before his death in the fart explosion.

[quote]We all mourn his passing

Miss Susan Dey condoles no one at this time.

There are rumors Greg used to go to the Bathhouse and fuck himself in the sling using a big cod. He used ragu as lube. Men were running from the place because of the odors. He also brought a portable grill and grilled cod mixed with peanut butter and Bechamel. Poor Greg. So misunderstood. Now Dead .

now, now, this is just becoming a shitfest. we should memorialize poor greg for what he was BEST known for, his colossal ego!

No, no. Keep it going. I'm enjoying this thread.

R146 it actually was for his disgusting food “recipes.” And his anus exploding.

Greg hole was more potent than a dozen nuclear bombs.

What a tragedy: the death of a sock puppet.

By cooking prunes and cod and throwing it into the alley

Is OP the cunt that is obsessed with royal Markles?

I mean cunt as personality, but also has one between her legs.

Boris in da house^^ for two in a row.

You fags are stupid, the homophobic bitch is making fools of you.

Boris^^. You are the one who writes hateful stuff about lgbt people, Fraus, blacks, mixed race people, Democrats, red heads, Jews, Hispanics and Muslims.

Did I miss any of your social hates Boris Naziman?

Yo have forgotten Asians.

Oh yeah… Boris certainly hates Asians.

Greg hated prunes, that is the truth, this is all fake news

Boris hates fat fraus from insane asylums who want to steal prince Harry from Meghan Markle.

Fat fraus want to caress ginger pubes.

Boris^^

Fat frau hates gay men, because she think they are to blame for her remaining virgin.

R159 is Boris^^

Fat frau wants to sexually assault Boris because he has red pubes.

Boris^^😂😂😂

I once knew a Greg who had a huge asshole the size of China, he wasn't from the East Coast though.

Greg’s asshole is now spread to the four winds such was the violence of the explosion.

Boris if you live in Queens I’d be glad to come kick your teeth in and break one of your legs?

The latest word from the Coroner is that Greg may have had some kind of ass implants.

There seems to be some kind of silicone and other unidentified substances mixed with the other matter.

Not surprised. He probably got his butt pumped full of a toxic brew of silicone from Auto Zone and prune juice.

C’est la deces

A cod that went into orbit after Greg’s asshole exploded suddenly landed in Somalia.

It's SO disrespectful that Russian trolls have invaded our shiva for Greg!

R173 It’s sad that they want to trash Meghan Markle and Trannies when we are trying to mourn the passing of an asshole and his asshole.

Greg’s hole was constantly releasing poisonous gases into the atmosphere. Humanity is better off now that he is dead.

Greg’s family has confirmed the funeral. Each mourner will get a freshly caught Cod, a bottle of prune juice and a jar of ragu.

It will be held on Cape Cod. We will have a date soon.

I think one of Greg’s ears landed in my garden. How do I get in touch with his family in case they want it? Oh and there was like a fin or flipper with it. I don’t know much about fish, much less mangled fish.

Who is going to stir Greg's Béchamel sauce now?

Well, it can't just sit there!

[quote] Sad/Funny that Greg tries so hard to make "Greg" happen. And the rest of Datalounge tries so hard to kill her off.

You know what's really sad/funny? The fact that I didn't "try" to make anything happen. Yet, it totally has happened. Thank you all for your childish obsession with me. You may think I've been killed off, but I am getting heaps of attention now. "Greg" has totally happened!

Yay!

^ Did someone fart...I smell something

[quote] Did someone fart...I smell something

Keep it up! What would it be like if something really DIDN'T happen?

remember, greg wanting nothing more in it wretched life to be the center of attention, let's give it to him

[quote] remember, greg wanting nothing more in it wretched life to be the center of attention, let's give it to him

Oh, dear! Write much?

but he'll never achieve real DL icon status

[quote] but he'll never achieve real DL icon status

Just watch me.

Not Greg^^ since he is dead. Just Boris^^

The real Greg’s asshole was blown to Rochester New York. It will eventually be released to the family for a proper burial.

Greg who?

[quote] Greg who?

Yeah...you know Greg who.

Hi Greg: first time caller, long time fan. I'd like to try your famous recipe, but I don't have any cod... all I got are fish sticks. What do you recommend?

Boris^^

Greg esta morte

Greg DEAD

[quote] Hi Greg: first time caller, long time fan. I'd like to try your famous recipe, but I don't have any cod... all I got are fish sticks. What do you recommend?

Welcome! I recommend that you stick those fish sticks right up your ass.

Thanks for listening!

Which smells worse

A. Cheryl's Pussy

B. Greg's Ass

R195 Greg’s hole may be donated to science in homes of creating a deterrent biological weapon to be employed against China and Russia

Ironic how the Greg imposter, probably Boris, suggests “sticking fish sticks up someone’s ass” when the real poor Greg had his asshole blown to smithereens in the fatal explosion

[quote] Which smells worse...

This should've been a poll.

[quote]This should've been a poll.

Get your head out of your fetid asshole, Greg.

[quote] Welcome! I recommend that you stick those fish sticks right up your ass.

DONE! What do I do next to get that authentic "Greg" taste?

Poor Greg. The trolls won’t even let his smelly ass die in peace.

I can’t imagine how Greg fucked himself with a Cod. That would have to hurt. Why disn’t he buy a dildo?

R202 i’ve heard rumors that Greg was performing black magic with the cod in his anus. He was trying to conceive the Antichrist and spit the child out of his unholy hole.

I heard Greg was spotted at a gas station filling his ass with high test gasoline 93 octane. Is it true he was trying to fly to the moon via an anal explosion?

[quote]i’ve heard rumors that Greg was performing black magic with the cod in his anus. He was trying to conceive the Antichrist and spit the child out of his unholy hole.

Coming Soon: Gregmary's Baby

"What have you done to his eyes?"

Honey one night Greg was at the Fairre (in Queens) theater in her drags, sucking old men’s limp dicks (all she could get) while she was fucking her hole with a dead cod. They threw her and the cod out.

R205 Gregmary’s baby would have been delivered in a cod saturated in Ragu and a little parmesian.

Child, one night Greg was up at the Fairre and she was walking around out front in her drags looking LATE as FUCK. She had on a trench coat and when she opened it for the mens, the could see a cod hanging out her ass. She caused 17 men to vomit in one night.

[quote] I can’t imagine how Greg fucked himself with a Cod. That would have to hurt.

Nah. Once you've done it with a swordfish, the rest is child's play.

Greg is DEAD^^ FRAUD

Greg is DEAD

He DEAD

Greg is DEAD

Honey, R213 , (and countless other replies on this and other threads), I'm not Greg. And not really even a fan of Greg. I enjoy throwing in a witty caustic reply, sometimes at his expense, like the rest of us. But ... really. You are being QUITE tiresome. Please stop.

[quote] Honey, [R213] , (and countless other replies on this and other threads), I'm not Greg. And not really even a fan of Greg. I enjoy throwing in a witty caustic reply, sometimes at his expense, like the rest of us. But ... really. You are being QUITE tiresome. Please stop—not Greg

What do you mean, you're not one of my fans?!

R214 Boris

Gregis DEAD,

Greg’s death comes as a breath of fresh air to DL.

If only you'd follow suit.

Grug keeps trying to happen

R219: IMPOSTER!!!!!

Greg DEAD

GREG DEAD

GREAG DEAD

GREG DEAD

Does this mean there won't be any cod/prune appetizers basted with Ragu at the Wake?

Yes, there will be many of the late Greg’s disgusting recipes presented to his lack of friends and the curious. Prepare for COD everywhere.

It figures that Greg’s dumb ass didn’t even suggest Raos. He went with the cheapest: RAGU.

[quote] Grug keeps trying to happen

Through no effort on my part, I have happened long ago. Thank you to all of my fans and detractors alike. When you go low, I go high.

Happy Thanksgiving!

What are you all talking about? Can someone explain?

[quote] I have happened long ago.

Oh, dear myself. "I happened long ago."

[quote] What are you all talking about? Can someone explain?

I am Greg. I post recipes and kitchen tips.

There is a troll out here who finds it amusing to keep saying that I'm dead.

I am quite alive.

Imposter^^

Greg’s Death is a blessing to Cod and Prunes everywhere

[quote]I am quite alive.

Greg may or may not be alive...

But there's definitely something dead inside of him

Greg Farted prunes, Cod and Ragu and caused a nuclear Holocaust all up in here. His asshole was a dangerous weapon.

Grog just doesn't give up, I don't understand all the threads about him.

Well, the many threads tell the story of his tragic accident, death, funeral and now an alleged haunting of a Long John Silvers in Cape Cod.

His ghost was caught on camera at the Long John Silvers dropping whole cod into the deep fryer and slathering hush puppies with Ragu and Prunes. The Church considers it Demonic manifestation.

⚰️🪦🏥🕍🕌⛪️

A Taco Bell in Cape Cod has reported a paranormal Greg infestation. A case of cod was mysteriously ordered: feces and prunes are everywhere. They need a crew in Hazmat suits to clean it up before opening. Greg’s evil spirit was captured on security camera dildoing his ass with a cod while at the same time spamming DataLounge.

Greg now has fraudulent posters (Boris’ cowardly ass) making fishy fake posts about a dead sock puppet. This life is too cruel for a man with a cod stuck in his ass.

Oh, how sad!

Well, not really.

Get up, Greg!

We... oh, never mind.