Oscar Pistorius eligible for parole

Seriously, he killed someone and may only serve 5 1/2 years in prison?

There is something wrong with a system that penalizes someone for only 5 years for murder, but decades for other crimes.

Men who kill women frequently spend very little time in jail. The man who killed Dominick Dunne’s daughter spent less than 3 years in jail.

5 1/2 years - seems about right.

I hope the Steenkamps get to take away his prosthetics.

I heard Leslie Van Houten may be available for dating if he is interested.

That is rotten

Let him out, but only if he is still hot as fuck.

He shouldn't get paroled.

In this matter he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

He was so cute. I don't think he really killed that bitch. He was set up.

I'm seriously stumped over this development :)

Is he considered “coloured” under South Africa’s classification system?

Was his foreskin amputated in addition to his feet?

^^Absolutely not!

[quote]he killed someone

He didn't mean it.

It will be interesting to see how he looks after this time in prison and how soon he can find someone willing to sleep with him. I am assuming he won't be allowed to have a gun any longer, so that might make it a little safer.

Killing a bitch never stopped a million men from getting poon. LOL.

The South African judicial system for whites is a sham.

How famous was he in S.A. prior to this?

[quote] The South African judicial system for whites is a sham.

Is he considered white in South Africa?

R16 Yeh, laws always deter murderers

I bet he’s fat now

[quote] I bet he’s fat now

He probably has cankles by now.

Is Oscar yellow skinned?

He had a nice bulge

[quote] He had a nice bulge

Almost a third leg one might say.

Technically, Pistorius was found not guilty of murder, but "only" guilty of culpable homicide.

Well, I hope nothing hobbles his chances at early parole.

I could never date a man without feet.

R26 That's your 3rd try - give it up

[quote] That's your 3rd try - give it up

No. I’m enjoying my own horrible “jokes” even if no one else does.

[quote] It will be interesting to see how he looks after this time in prison and how soon he can find someone willing to sleep with him.

Even if he looks awful, he could probably get back into shape. He's still young. Also, IIRC, his family is wealthy. So, yes, he could find someone else to marry, have children with, etc.

We need recent face and naked pics

He looks like Elon Musk.

The only real crime is getting caught.

[quote] Is Oscar yellow skinned?

Why do you ask? That seems rather strange.

He's not going anywhere.

Going in the slammer with an ass like he had and no way to escape, his hole is probably so blown out after 5+ years, he can turn it inside out and use it for a sleeping bag.

[quote] He looks like Elon Musk.

They looks nothing alike.

Is he allowed his blades in prison? Aren’t they considered weapons?

]quote]They looks nothing alike.

Yes they does.

[quote] Yes they does.

Noes they don't!

Wolves and otters. Theys my favorites

He is allowed basic prosthetics.

All pics of this murdering liar should be the ones from court with him bawling and snot running down his face.

I like to KICK STREEECH and KICK!!

I hope her father brings a shotgun to this meeting and blows his fucking head off. Maybe he'll get a whole eight years or something but he'd probably consider it worth it.

You know who is really yellow skinned - Aaron Carter.

I hope he can get back on his feet and walk on from this.

Why all these references to yellow skinned? First Pistorius now Aaron Carter?

Doing the Hokey Pokey.

That’s what it’s all about!

This thread is useless without pics of his feets.

[quote] This thread is useless without pics of his feets.

Foots or feets. They’re both correct.

Kim Kardashian is searching for a big cocked and famous "boyfriend".

He's sexy as hell.

[quote]It will be interesting to see how he looks after this time in prison and how soon he can find someone willing to sleep with him.

I'm available!

Sounds like the SA courts are really lax when it comes to homicide and manslaughter. Of course, his life is over and I predict that he’ll be shunned by most people. He may end up committing suicide. No loss, really.

He almost got away with it. The judge was a fucking idiot. Thank goodness the Appeals court had more sense.

[quote]He was so cute. I don't think he really killed that bitch. He was set up.

He admitted he killed her. But his story was that it happened late at night in the dark and he thought she was a prowler or burglar. The prosecution didn't buy his story and tried to get him for premeditated murder.

R56 What kind of delusional world are you in? His family and friends will still love him, people will get over it.

^^^If they forgive him for being a murderer, that’s sad.

Interesting to compare and contrast the responses in this thread to the ones in the Leslie Van Houten thread.

This thread is practically a laughing patty compared to the bitterness over Leslie.

Laughing PARTY not patty, Jesus Christ

Pistorius was hot so he can be forgiven for having a bad day and accidentally killing his skank. Who hasn't killed their skank before? Even with his weird stumps, Oscar is still very doable.

They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,

No-one you see, is smarter than he....

Could you imagine living with him?

This had me in tears. Absolutely brilliant how Norm MacDonald manoeuvres Conan into defending a murderer.

Uh, Norm Macdonald is dead.

[quote] Oscar Pistorius: Reeva Steenkamp's parents to meet her killer

I’m sorry but they were dating - haven’t the Steenkamps already met him? And this is all he has to do in order to get six years shaved off his prison term? The whole thing is a sham.

His story about what happened that night never made any sense.

What was his motive to shoot her?

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[quote]Jailed killer Oscar Pistorius is set to meet his victim Reeva Steenkamp's father in new bid for freedom after disgraced Paralympian shot his girlfriend dead in 2013

No disrespect to the Paralympics and not defending Pistorius, but he was an Olympian too. Why refer to him as just a Paralympian?

He look a like a Elon Musk.

[quote]He look a like a Elon Musk.

Both South African? 🤷🏻

Oscar is welcome to stay with us while we 'supervise' his parole!

(one less fish is never a bad thing)

He's going to be even more fucked up than ever after prison.

Was Oscar's no-no 'violated' in prison?

If it’s not granted, Oscar Pistorious will be awful pissedoffious.

5 1/2 years is 5 1/2 more years than the South Dakota Attorney General got for killing a guy with his car and driving away.

r79 Or that cunt Anne Sacoolas who did exactly the same.

I understand Oscar is already lubing his rocket blades.

r70 allegedly, she was either texting or actually hooking up with a Springbok (rugby player). Rumours at the time were that either she was leaving Oscar for the other guy, he found out about it, or she decided to leave regardless (Pistorius was also allegedly abusive).

Jim Jeffries' take on Pistorius is one of the funniest fucking bits I've ever heard.

This is a better clip because it has the visuals.

Jeesh hish legsh shtill gone?

Maybe when he gets out, he can hook up with Madison Cawthorne and they can perform the final number from Chicago. (Not exactly the same, obviously.)

R70. She was leaving him and he viewed her as his "object" - typical behavior of those with antisocial personality disorder. He had been abusive and leaving is the most dangerous time for victims of DV.

Fish are disgusting and deserve whatever they get

I remember Oscar like this.

I didn’t know South Africans have a look but both he and Elon Musk have it.

Do we think he's good looking even if he has stumps for legs?

Parents of Reeva Steenkamp ‘still grieving’ daughter’s death, a decade after she was killed by Oscar Pistorius

Reeva Steenkamp’s parents say they are “still grieving” for their daughter, 10 years after she was shot and killed by her boyfriend, former South African Paralympic athlete Oscar Pistorius.

The ex-sprinter is eligible for parole in March, the South African Broadcasting Corporation reports.

“People who have lost children, it takes a long time for you to settle down and to get to know that they’re not going to be around anymore,” June Steenkamp said during an interview with ITV’s Good Morning Britain on Valentine’s Day.

“We just love her so much and miss her. Part of our life is gone. We will see her one day, but that’s what we look forward to.”

Pistorius shot Steenkamp – a model and law school graduate – at his home in an upscale Pretoria neighborhood in the early hours of February 14, 2013.

He said the killing was an accident after he mistook Steenkamp for an intruder, but the prosecution called it a deliberate act after the two had an argument.

Pistorius was originally convicted of manslaughter in 2014 and sentenced to five years in prison.

A year later, a higher court overturned the conviction and changed it to murder, increasing his sentence to six years.

The prosecution appealed, claiming the sentence was too lenient and South Africa’s Supreme Court of Appeal increased his sentence to 13 years and five months in 2017.

But that sentence was amended last month because the judges apparently hadn’t accounted for time served, South Africa’s news24 reported.

The result: Pistorius will be eligible for parole next month when he completes half of his sentence, according to South African media.

To become eligible, he had to participate in the country’s “Restorative Justice” process, which gives offenders the opportunity to “acknowledge and take responsibility for their actions.”

Reeva’s father met with Pistorius in prison, telling GMB: “All June and I wanted to know was the truth, what we feel was the truth: that he actually killed her because of anger.”

But Barry Steenkamp says he didn’t get the answers he wanted from the conversation, adding that “only Oscar knows the true story.”

“If he’s due for parole, let the law take its course, so long as it’s all done legally … I’m not against the parole taking its course,” he said.

CNN has contacted legal representation for Pistorius for comment but has not received a response.

A spokesperson for South Africa’s Department of Correctional Services told CNN it would provide an update when there were developments to report.

Reeva’s mother launched the Reeva Rebecca Steenkamp Foundation after her daughter was killed. It seeks to educate and empower victims of violence and abuse.

“After the court case, I just wanted to sit and cry and be upset,” said June Steenkamp. “But then I thought: ‘No, I must do something myself. I can’t sit and cry, rather do something.’”

I didn't follow the trial very closely. What did the prosecution say was his motive for killing the girl?

R23 That would be a cankle.

I wonder who he kills next for a spot on Dateline.

[quote]Oscar Pistorius's bid for parole has failed because he applied for it too early in his 13 year sentence for killing his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp.

[quote]The former Olympic and Paralympic athlete, known as the Blade Runner, had applied for parole on the grounds he had served half of his prison term. But a parole board spokesperson said the gold medal winner's bid had been denied because he had not served the required minimum needed for early release.

[quote]The South African athlete will have to stay in prison for at least another 16 months and will be able to reapply in August next year.

R90 "I didn’t know South Africans have a look but both he and Elon Musk have it. "

You mean psychopaths? Yep.

[quote]I didn’t know South Africans have a look but both he and Elon Musk have it.

It's a Dutch look. They're just Dutch.

Dutch guys have BIG MEAT.

oh but he's a cripple in a wheelchair and we're supposed to feel bad for the gimps.

What if you were in a wheelchair?

[quote] He looks like Elon Musk.

Good God man, Elon Musk doesn't even look like the Elon Musk in the photo you provided.

He did have lovely moundage in his lycra running costume.

[quote] oh but he's a cripple in a wheelchair

He's not in a wheelchair. He's a speed runner with his prosthetics. You think he needs a wheelchair to walk?

When he was not in competition he had very lifelike artificial legs.

He was a hot cyborg sex fetish for millions of fans. His pictures were fantastic.

He’s free on January 5th.

Good! This beautiful man has suffered more than enough.

r105 I was waiting for that comment!

Such a weird story. Your partner sleeping next to you in bed goes to the bathroom. You wake up and hear somewhere in the bathroom and shoot through the door. Unless you want them dead it’s insane behavior.

..something..

Do we have a recent photo of him to determine whether he deserves this release?

I'm surprised he served any time at all.

Wonder who he’ll shot next?

We can comfort him.

I don't have a problem with the murder. I just think that one of the requirements of being a runner IS HAVING LEGS.

Imagine you're a runner and you lose and people ask you who won and you have to say, "a guy with no legs!" I think they should tell the guy, "Hey! this is a race for people with legs! You can just scram. Take your time"

The name on everyone's lips is gonna be Oscar.

Killing your girlfriend in an impulsive rage of anger and then blaming it on bogus claims that he thought it was an intruder inside the bathroom with his girlfriend missing from his bed is only considered plausible in a courtroom with privileged society norms. As it is South Africa has lax penalties for murder, the fact that Pistorius only gets to serve half of the typical murder sentence is absurd.

Hot pic.

Damn, he's hot - I bet as a partner he kills it

Shall we dance?

How would you like to be the parents of his next girlfriend?

“Mom and Dad, I have some good news and some bad news”.

The Daily Mail says he's got quite fat!

R120, Prison food is mainly carbs.

Rune has legz competition!

[quote] The Daily Mail says he's got quite fat!

It all went to his ass; it couldn’t go any farther down.

Will he give an exclusive interview to Gayle King?

[quote] Will he give an exclusive interview to Gayle King?

Evita Bezuidenhout weel get thee first doh-mes-teek een-terr-view.

r120 Link please - I searched!

R126, they've canned the headline. Couldn't find it either.

R127, how old is that article?

I hope he returns to his athletic self from his prior years - I mean, except the murder thing.

Wow r104, white South Africans will really look after their own. If it was my daughter he killed, I would have fought tooth and nail to reject his parole. No way in hell would I meet with him.

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[quote] white South Africans will really look after their own.

Afrikaans South Africans more specifically.

r132 whats the difference between a "White South African" and an "Afrikaans South African"? Asking in good faith.

"white South Africans will really look after their own"

Bigly

[quote] whats the difference between a "White South African" and an "Afrikaans South African"? Asking in good faith.

R132, there are Dutch descended white South Africans (Afrikaners) and British descended white South Africans. They still remain largely culturally distinct with a separate language derived from Dutch and historically distinct institutions. The British had a couple of wars against the Afrikaners (Boer Wars) and took over the entirety of what is now South African and some adjacent lands. This built up resentment on the part of the Afrikaners. After independence from the U.K. the Afrikaners eventually took over government and established the system known as apartheid.

R127, today. I saw it earlier during my daily check of shame and laughed.

Thank you r135, I will read up on this some more, sounds fascinating and I haven't yet gotten into Sough African history. I appreciate your response!

R126... Duh... wasn't the Maul.. it was the Torygraph... cunts on a more refined scale.

That would be crazy if he tried to shoot the door open because he couldn't kick it open.

The crime level in South Africa isn't that paranoia inducing.

Do you believe him?

No one EVER looks better after prison. The diet and lack of cardio options makes people fit fat, at best. So, no one should ever get their hopes up about the looks of an ex-con.

r141 but we'll have faith that he can return to his former hotness after a while

I still believe they had a major fight after she said she was going to leave him, he went into a rage, she locked herself in the bathroom to escape him, and he shot her through the door.

[quote] The crime level in South Africa isn't that paranoia inducing.

You don’t know Afrikaners who make MAGAts in the U.S. seem reasonable folk. Some Afrikaners see “de bleks” as the bogeyman behind all ills that befall them. After apartheid some moved to Australia so they could still live openly racist and fully “privileged” lives.

r142 it won't happen. He was just barely hot when he went in as a younger man. He's now older, fatter, had years of a crappy diet, and who knows what's going on with his hair or health. He was barely a 6 maybe a 7 when he went in. It's over.

The one South African lady I work with (remotely, thank goodness) is a big-time racist.

His prolapse is complete.