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Why doesn't Jimmy Dean appear in his sausage commercials on tv?

We only hear his voice.

Does he have something to hide?

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by Anonymousreply 23April 9, 2022 4:25 PM

He died in a sausage grease fire, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1November 10, 2021 12:09 AM

Jimmy Dean has Best sausage that fill me good.

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by Anonymousreply 2November 10, 2021 12:10 AM

I am thinking he’s about 103 years old at this point.

by Anonymousreply 3November 10, 2021 12:11 AM

Is he a Trumper?

by Anonymousreply 4November 10, 2021 12:13 AM

[quote] Is he a Trumper?

Not anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 5November 10, 2021 12:15 AM

Jimmy Dean sausage is people!!

by Anonymousreply 6November 10, 2021 12:16 AM

You know you want his sausage.

by Anonymousreply 7November 10, 2021 12:20 AM

Other than his sausage, the only thing I remember about Jimmy Dean was his appearance in one of the Bond films where he pronounced “Baja”, as in Baja California, something like “Bah-ah-ha”. I don’t know why that stuck in my head as a child. Certainly the correct two syllable pronunciation would have been easier on him than a pronunciation adding an unnecessary third syllable.

by Anonymousreply 8November 10, 2021 12:28 AM

Because he looked like Marjorie Main.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 10, 2021 12:34 AM

What's amazing about the Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches is how god damn overpriced they are. Way overpriced. You can get the same thing at Dunkin Donuts for almost the same price. Not worth it unless you buy it in bulk at Costco or BJ's.

by Anonymousreply 10November 10, 2021 12:37 AM

He let the big sausage be the star.

by Anonymousreply 11November 10, 2021 12:49 AM

Miss Thing really liked to get into the eye makeup.

by Anonymousreply 12November 10, 2021 12:51 AM

He's been dead since 1955.

by Anonymousreply 13November 10, 2021 12:54 AM

[quote] He's been dead since 1955.

So has your dick, R13.

by Anonymousreply 14November 10, 2021 12:56 AM

America’s original rapper. He bridged that gap between spoken word and beat poet and then transcended it.

by Anonymousreply 15November 10, 2021 12:57 AM

Blacks totally appropriated Jimmy Dean's sound.

by Anonymousreply 16November 10, 2021 12:08 PM

Did his sausage ever get used in the homosex?

by Anonymousreply 17November 10, 2021 12:23 PM

How big was Dean's sausage?

by Anonymousreply 18November 10, 2021 1:00 PM

The only thing he has to hide is his rotting corpse.

by Anonymousreply 19November 10, 2021 2:05 PM

[quote] The only thing he has to hide is his rotting corpse.

What better place to hide it than his sausage?

by Anonymousreply 20November 10, 2021 2:08 PM

R9 - Maybe they were the same person. Did anybody ever see the two of them together?

R8 - I remember that scene- his emphasis on it is perfectly normal, given his accent (dialect?).

by Anonymousreply 21November 10, 2021 5:45 PM

He's busy taking a dirt nap.

by Anonymousreply 22November 10, 2021 5:54 PM

Age was not kind to him. Did he invent these sausages? What makes them so special?

by Anonymousreply 23April 9, 2022 4:25 PM
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