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What do women get out of giving a blowjob?

Hint: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

It's just a lot of hard work.

Bottoms, beware.

by Anonymousreply 90November 11, 2021 4:44 AM

Just like Diet Coke, I do it just for the taste of it. šŸ˜‰

by Anonymousreply 1November 9, 2021 5:23 PM

I can't speak for women, but giving a hot guy head is one of the most deeply erotic sexual activities for me.

by Anonymousreply 2November 9, 2021 5:24 PM

Will you knock off posting these threads about women or with women in the title? Nobody cares or is the least bit curious about straight women.

by Anonymousreply 3November 9, 2021 5:24 PM

It's true, though.

Physically, females get nothing out of giving head.

I'm a guy, and I'm not even sure that I get off on it, unless I'm stroking myself.

by Anonymousreply 4November 9, 2021 5:29 PM

Don’t be silly. They get spooge.

by Anonymousreply 5November 9, 2021 5:37 PM

Why should bottoms beware, OP?

That makes no sense.

by Anonymousreply 6November 9, 2021 6:08 PM

Controlling other men's pleasure can be deeply satisfying.

by Anonymousreply 7November 9, 2021 6:10 PM

R4- Samantha on Sex And The City said - Why it's called a blow JOB

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by Anonymousreply 8November 9, 2021 6:12 PM

[quote] Why should bottoms beware, OP?

Because we're in the same boat.

All work. No play.

by Anonymousreply 9November 9, 2021 6:14 PM

Sometimes people like giving other people pleasure.

And sometimes people like CUM.

[quote]I'm a guy, and I'm not even sure that I get off on it, unless I'm stroking myself.

Sounds like you're just selfish.

by Anonymousreply 10November 9, 2021 6:15 PM

You don't think they get pleasure out of giving pleasure to another person?

by Anonymousreply 11November 9, 2021 6:15 PM

OP, sounds like you’re great in bed w a deep sense of intimacy. What a catch.

by Anonymousreply 12November 9, 2021 6:23 PM

What do men get out of giving blow-jobs, unless it's 69?

by Anonymousreply 13November 9, 2021 6:25 PM

Sorry R12, but giving a blowjob is no fun.

After a while, it gets tedious. And your mouth gets tired.

If it takes long for a guy to cum, it's even worse. Almost like torture.

Blowjobs seem like fun - in theory. But in reality, they're a chore.

by Anonymousreply 14November 9, 2021 6:25 PM

Duh..same as what men get. Money or pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 15November 9, 2021 6:26 PM

I guess that's one difference between gay men and fraus. Most gay men just genuinely love cock. And for many fraus, sex is some elaborate quid pro quo setup.

by Anonymousreply 16November 9, 2021 6:29 PM

What do gay men get out of listening to straight women trolling this site with complaints about their hetero sex lives? Nothing.

Us gay men are perfectly fine with deciding what we do or don't like doing in bed with someone else. We don't need to be lectured by straight women. Got it?

by Anonymousreply 17November 9, 2021 6:35 PM

I'm a gay guy and I hate giving head.

I'm not good at getting my teeth out of the way and my mouth gets tired really fast. It's kind of gross to me too, but I'm thrilled to be in the minority here!

by Anonymousreply 18November 9, 2021 6:36 PM

[quote]It's kind of gross to me too,

Aren't you precious.

by Anonymousreply 19November 9, 2021 6:43 PM

Who cares about what you str8 women like sexually? This is a GAY SITE FOR GAY MEN, gay women too. Go complain about str8 sex in the endless str8 forums available to you sweetie darling.

by Anonymousreply 20November 9, 2021 6:44 PM

...Funky spunk...

by Anonymousreply 21November 9, 2021 6:45 PM

R2 Agree. Its all the foreplay I need.

by Anonymousreply 22November 9, 2021 6:57 PM

OP, and R9 let me explain this to you. Gay men, including bottoms are men, and men and women are different to each other.

by Anonymousreply 23November 9, 2021 7:06 PM

If you can't get pleasure by giving someone else pleasure, then I'm afraid you'll never know what true love is.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 9, 2021 7:06 PM

[quote]Sometimes people like giving other people pleasure.

Problem is, many people like to take it and give nothing in return. They expect said pleasurer is completely satisfied pleasuring.

by Anonymousreply 25November 9, 2021 7:13 PM

R20 see R3

This happens on a regular basis and needs to stop now. I'm 99% sure a guy is posting this shit.

by Anonymousreply 26November 9, 2021 7:22 PM

No matter how much cock a woman sucks, she will never get her own cock sucked. It's sad.

by Anonymousreply 27November 9, 2021 7:24 PM

The real question is, why do women get out of anal sex? They don't have a prostate. Yes, I know there are nerve endings around the anus, but anal sex is God's gift to the gays.

by Anonymousreply 28November 9, 2021 7:34 PM

Jewelry.

by Anonymousreply 29November 9, 2021 7:37 PM

I'm guessing a man posted this. A frau wouldn't write "bottoms beware."

by Anonymousreply 30November 9, 2021 7:38 PM

[quote] Samantha on Sex And The City said - Why it's called a blow JOB

She was the most profound slut of all time!

by Anonymousreply 31November 9, 2021 7:39 PM

"I only give head to get head" -Miranda Hobbes, SATC

by Anonymousreply 32November 9, 2021 7:40 PM

They get STUFF

by Anonymousreply 33November 9, 2021 7:47 PM

According to South Park, they get a night out at a musical for it.

by Anonymousreply 34November 9, 2021 7:48 PM

I love sucking cock. The taste, the smell, the feel of flesh in my mouth. The different ways men ejaculate— surprisingly hot or liquid or chunky. The religious ecstasy of being on my knees and worshipping an ordinary, anonymous male.

I don’t get anything much out of being fucked, but I am grateful to the men who love it.

by Anonymousreply 35November 9, 2021 8:28 PM

That’s how mommy gets jewelry!

by Anonymousreply 36November 9, 2021 8:36 PM

And we are grateful for you, r35.

by Anonymousreply 37November 9, 2021 8:39 PM

I’ve posted this before, and it seems pretty basic to me, but maybe I am the obtuse one: #1 as an undergrad I had a lesbian roommate who masturbated to my gay male porn with a vibrator in her ass. #2 On one of my first night shift jobs in a hospital, I got to be close friends with a lesbetarian in a LTR. She maintained she and partner only fingerbanged each other. They thought oral ā€œwas gross.ā€ Go figure….

by Anonymousreply 38November 9, 2021 8:43 PM

Jewelry? Appliances? A fur coat?

by Anonymousreply 39November 9, 2021 8:57 PM

$20. That’s what they get out of it.

by Anonymousreply 40November 9, 2021 8:59 PM

Who'd want a blowjob from a woman?

by Anonymousreply 41November 9, 2021 8:59 PM

Sounds like OP gets the Bourbon Street Chicken & Shrimp platter afterwards. Does he let you get your own dessert? Sizzlin' Caramel Apple Blondie?

by Anonymousreply 42November 9, 2021 9:03 PM

[quote]as an undergrad I had a lesbian roommate who masturbated to my gay male porn with a vibrator in her ass

You saw her do this? Or did she tell it to you? ;)

by Anonymousreply 43November 9, 2021 9:10 PM

[quote]What do women get out of giving a blowjob?

A chance to support my goals

by Anonymousreply 44November 9, 2021 9:13 PM

R27 Not if she is a transwoman. She can get her girldick sucked.

by Anonymousreply 45November 9, 2021 9:45 PM

She routinely borrowed my porn, R43. I would frequently hear the buzz of the vibrator afterwards. I could provide more more details, but I will spare you. I will acknowledge I never saw which hole she put the vibrator in though. Lol…

by Anonymousreply 46November 9, 2021 9:48 PM

R46 Then it might have been pussy. But a lesbian gay fetishist?

by Anonymousreply 47November 9, 2021 9:51 PM

R46, vibrators are used on the clitoris. Only in pron are they put in holes.

by Anonymousreply 48November 9, 2021 9:51 PM

Says you, R48. I am quoting HER.

by Anonymousreply 49November 9, 2021 9:54 PM

R49 Heard the sound of the flip flop.

by Anonymousreply 50November 9, 2021 9:59 PM

Did she use her cane?

by Anonymousreply 51November 9, 2021 10:02 PM

R47, I have never heard of it before, or since. She would acknowledge she knew that it was unusual, and that it was difficult to find sexually compatible girlfriends. It helped me understand that sexuality is not simple, and to be less judgemental.

by Anonymousreply 52November 9, 2021 10:03 PM

R50, arbiter of all things sexual. The Lesbonic Kinsey. All hail!

by Anonymousreply 53November 9, 2021 10:04 PM

Women giving a blow job get the same thing as a man giving a blow job. If you like it, you like it. If not, it's a chore.

by Anonymousreply 54November 9, 2021 10:41 PM

It's not part of my job description.

by Anonymousreply 55November 9, 2021 10:52 PM

I get a house, a car, and billions of dollars!

by Anonymousreply 56November 9, 2021 10:53 PM

I got half his net worth.

by Anonymousreply 57November 9, 2021 10:53 PM

R54, what planet are you on?

by Anonymousreply 58November 9, 2021 11:44 PM

Sounds like OP and some of the alleged het women assembled here need to try munching some carpet. You might like it better. When you’re really attracted, it is no chore, it’s a joy. Perhaps this is why we frequently hear (in certain quarters): ā€œmy wife refuses to give me head.ā€ Newsflash girls, he is going to get it somewhere. Prostitutes, the mouth on duty at your local park, your sister, etc. Time for some self-reflection I’d say. Do what you love, love what you do.

by Anonymousreply 59November 9, 2021 11:54 PM

OP really sounds retarded!

by Anonymousreply 60November 10, 2021 12:08 AM

[quote] OP really sounds retarded!

It's retarted.

Moron.

by Anonymousreply 61November 10, 2021 12:09 AM

Some Lady get the money for licking of penes.

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by Anonymousreply 62November 10, 2021 12:12 AM

Melania has it easy.

Not much there to suck on.

by Anonymousreply 63November 10, 2021 12:13 AM

Sucking Donald actually poots me to sleep like a baby sleeps after sucking pacifier. Only deeferance is Donald's pipi not taste sweet but like a rotting egg.

by Anonymousreply 64November 10, 2021 12:18 AM

While I can’t speak for what women get out of it, I can speak for what this gay guy gets out of it. My entire face covered in a rich warm creamy coating of man cum. It’s tasty and delicious and no drop of his heavenly seed is going to go to waste.

by Anonymousreply 65November 10, 2021 12:24 AM

[quote] Melania has it easy.

[quote] Not much there to suck on.

As professional I lick many penes such as All Yugoslavia National Basketball team. In 1991 I do good job so I get invited back in 1992.

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by Anonymousreply 66November 10, 2021 12:29 AM

I’m a straight-ish woman and I absolutely Love giving head….with the right guy of course. Very erotic, powerful, love the taste and feel of cock in my mouth, and giving pleasure to someone I care about…

by Anonymousreply 67November 10, 2021 12:29 AM

I'm sure I believe that, R67

[quote]While I can’t speak for what women get out of it, I can speak for what this gay guy gets out of it.

That's not the topic

by Anonymousreply 68November 10, 2021 12:31 AM

No.

Women who yak about their blowjob talents are just controlling "gift givers."

The idea is disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 69November 10, 2021 12:33 AM

[quote]I guess that's one difference between gay men and fraus. Most gay men just genuinely love cock. And for many fraus, sex is some elaborate quid pro quo setup.

You keep telling yourself that, honey. You want to believe it so badly.

These threads pop up at least once a week and they are always started by some bitter old queen intent on spreading the delusion that women don't really like sex and couldn't *possibly* give a blow job better than a man because only men truly love cock and hot straight guys are just wasted on fish. It's so tiring and misogynistic. I can guarantee you that there are no "women" on this thread complaining about giving blow jobs.

by Anonymousreply 70November 10, 2021 12:50 AM

Hello!! Phillywhore here...Every str8 MAN married, divorced& living with a GF have all asked me the same thing over the years. "Why can't my wife, or GF suck cock like you", when we were dating, she sucked my cock all the time!! Every time I've heard that from a "Str8,Poss Bi, divorced or a Supposed Gay man who still believed he was str8"; I tell the mens" They only sucked ur cock until u married them, it stopped after the marriage or kids".

by Anonymousreply 71November 10, 2021 12:51 AM

[quote] I can guarantee you that there are no "women" on this thread complaining about giving blow jobs.

There was no mention of women "complaining" about giving head.

The question was "what do they get out of it?" Certainly not any physical pleasure.

It's not as if they're being physically stimulated by it.

by Anonymousreply 72November 10, 2021 12:52 AM

[quote] These threads pop up at least once a week and they are always started by some bitter old queen intent on spreading the delusion that women don't really like sex and couldn't *possibly*

Oh, dear God. You even type annoying frau with your asterisks for *emphasis*. You must be Queen Mother Frau.

by Anonymousreply 73November 10, 2021 12:57 AM

Men get more satisfaction from giving head to another man because can empathize better with the pleasure. Women don't have penises, so it's harder for them to relate. Men, gay or straight are obsessed with penises in general. Studies also showed straight men enjoy watching men with big dicks fuck women and it turns them on more than lesbian porn. Some straight men get off on gay porn because even though they don't find men attractive, they can empathize with the sexual pleasure. Men like to compare penis sizes and they send dick pics. Gay men like dick pics. Straight women find dick pics tasteless and vulgar unless it's a man they are attracted to.

by Anonymousreply 74November 10, 2021 12:57 AM

Hot take (more of a fact): Gay men have better and hotter sex than straight women.

by Anonymousreply 75November 10, 2021 12:58 AM

[quote]If it takes long for a guy to cum, it's even worse. Almost like torture.

Then you just stick ya' finger up his ass, baby.

by Anonymousreply 76November 10, 2021 1:02 AM

R71 is not lying. I would guess every gay/bi man has stories like this. It has been our experience. We’re just sharing it here, prompted by the thread. While there’s no shortage of misogyny on the DL, it doesn’t negate the reality of R71’s post. R70’s straw man, has some reality to it, but not when it comes to core facts of R71’s post. I’m old, but not bitter, always with a large circle of het female friends. It is rare to meet an enthusiastic female cocksucker. Just my experience.

by Anonymousreply 77November 10, 2021 1:04 AM

Ew, why are straight women on this website anyway? Go away, you cunts. This is our website to gossip and bitch about you and many other things.

by Anonymousreply 78November 10, 2021 1:04 AM

R78, you haven't been paying attention. OP is a male trying to start trouble.

by Anonymousreply 79November 10, 2021 1:21 AM

[quote] While I can’t speak for what women get out of it, I can speak for what this gay guy gets out of it.

[quote]That's not the topic

You do know you’re on a gay board, right? One that caters to mostly gay men?

WTF do we know (or for that matter care) about what pleasure a woman gets or why they do the things they do?!

by Anonymousreply 80November 10, 2021 10:24 AM

[quote] What do women get out of giving a blowjob?

Definitely more than what a man gets for eating pussy.

by Anonymousreply 81November 10, 2021 1:23 PM

[quotw] I can guarantee you that there are no "women" on this thread complaining about giving blow jobs.

Correct. Women only complain to other women about blow jobs. With gay men they claim to love it.

by Anonymousreply 82November 10, 2021 1:27 PM

Smells like ignorant, misogynistic bull-shittery to me. Plenty of people love giving blowjobs and get a lot of sexual pleasure and satisfaction out of it - if you don't, don't do it.

by Anonymousreply 83November 10, 2021 1:35 PM

COCKSUCKER!

MOTHER FUCKER!!!

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by Anonymousreply 84November 10, 2021 11:17 PM

[quote]What do women get out of giving a blowjob?

If they're really good...

sometimes I let them lick my balls

by Anonymousreply 85November 10, 2021 11:29 PM

[quote]What do women get out of giving a blowjob?

Vomit on the floor first

by Anonymousreply 86November 11, 2021 12:55 AM

That’s why I only suck young guys. They come pretty quick, they get off, I’m not tired and I get the Golden spunk. Win win. Old farts are just too much trouble.

by Anonymousreply 87November 11, 2021 1:03 AM

Married men are the easiest of all because nobody has ever "edged" them.

by Anonymousreply 88November 11, 2021 1:06 AM

[quote]Aren't you precious.

It's always the ones with the prolapsed assholes who like to get all mouthy!

by Anonymousreply 89November 11, 2021 3:47 AM

Did someone say prolapsed asshole?

by Anonymousreply 90November 11, 2021 4:44 AM
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