Let's Be Nice Things We Can't Have Anymore

I'm a tight anus.

I'm the coke and booze that my elderbutt can't handle anymore

I'm the open gang showers at that college.

I’m the gay bars full of men only.

I'm gay bars, period.

I'm the job where you didn't have to show a vaccination certificate.

I'm downtown New York in the 80's/90's.

I'm downtown anywhere in the '50s and '60s.

All of them.

I’m the gay porn that does n’t feature women in it, and is n’t viewed or directed by women.

I’m dating before chemsex.

I'm the Unwoke Everything

I'm those magazines, the ones you could find at only one store in town, where they handed you your purchase wrapped in brown paper.

A doctor in private practice.

I'm my pre-internet brain.

I’m the internet sites for gay men that are n’t overrun with fraus.

I'm a soda fountain and serve cherry phosphates.

I'm the Easy Bake Oven where the heat was generated by the light bulb.

I'm the awful cornbread that came out of that oven.

Casting Couch.

Thanks, Harvey!

Fun toys that put kids' lives at risk in the 80s and 90s.

I'm the chemistry set you got at Christmas!

I'm the soap opera with enough of a budget to be glamorous and scripts so well-written you can't help but become a lifelong fan who tunes in every day.

I'm the effortless stroll through airport security.

I'm the airport without a security check.

I'm those heavy made-in-America 501s you used to buy at Sears for $8.99.

I'm the men's room with the open trough, divider-less urinals and closed main door.

I'm the regular size 300 gram of chips and family size 500 gram bag.

I'm a library with a card catalogue.

I'm the broadway shows where people dress up, sit quietly, eat no snacks and don't have cellphones.

I'm Kodachrome.

I'm going to any department store or mall, seeing that it's well stocked and finding the exact item for which you were looking... and a few unexpected finds.

I'm the guy who used to fill your tank.

I'm r33's sexual innuendo.

I'm the "quiet" gay film about two white guys who meet and something happens, or doesn't.

R34 But we're still allowed to have that.

Face-to-face cruising spots with guys under 40 years old.

R34 Better to come up with your own. Like the bagger at the grocery store.

I'm the muscle car with fat back tires, four-on-the-floor, and rear wheel drive. Peel out!

I'm naked men swimming freely and unashamedly at the YMCA.

I'm a meal with Mom and Dad. But I'd settle for just a coffee.

I am the dairy products that never bothered me before but now gives me terrible gas!

OP-Three all-male colleges remain in the US.

I’m polite, competent and efficient customer service.

I'm conventionally attractive white cis gay men.

I'm then cocaine and booze my tight anus in a open gang shower in an all male college can't handle anymore

I’m the relaxing, easy listening music in department stores, pharmacies and dentist offices.

I'm the Craigslist ads that were so prevalent in which straight guys were looking for some oral on the side with no strings attached.

Damn, I miss craigslist.

I'm the cocaine and MDMA not potentially cut with meth or opiates.

I'm a cop you weren't afraid of approaching.

I'm the International Male Catalog. I represented the high-end taste of the Gays. Without me, you fags look like total gutter trash. Prove me wrong, I dare you.

I'm the all-female college where women could bond and form friendships that would last a lifetime. Now we have crazy people with male genitalia forcing their way into our lives (and our changing rooms, dicks on full display).

I'm the good drugs your doctor would freely hand out with only having minor complaints

@r21, "Fun toys that put kids' lives at risk in the 80s and 90s. "

That link is a good read, I had a lot of those toys, but the ones containing asbestos and uranium are the best, but where can I find the toy that contained GHB?... Asking for a friend

[quote]crazy people with male genitalia forcing their way into our lives and our changing rooms, dicks on full display

Pics please.

Buffets at the casino.

I'm the short shorts guys used to wear.

I'm your first love.

R57 I'm the basketball games that used to be fun to watch.

Altar boys.

Virginity.

So many.

I’m Michfest!

I’m a solid bowel movement.

I'm a foreskin.

I'm the belief that only women can be pregnant and have periods.

I'm your youth.

I am common sense.

Lots of people used to have me.

I'm the reality that men have penises and women have vaginas.

I’m anticipation, delayed gratification.

I'm the six year old kid who ran wild unsupervised all over the neighborhood.

I'm the pet dog who followed the kid and could poop and pee wherever I wanted.

I'm the unlocked doors to your house and car.

I'm the keys left in your car's ignition.

I'm good, classic movies that aren't sequels, aren't remakes, have nothing to do with superheroes, and will stand the test of time.

I'm appliances that are made with good materials to last 50 years.

I'm elocution.

Stand-alone novels

Photos without filters

Being able to be friends without knowing their political opinions, what they ate for breakfast and when they're constipated (fu social media over sharers)

I'm a natural wonder or small, quaint village or unusual landscape or picturesque pier that has not been stomped into the ground by 12 million Instagram twats.

Windows on the World, WTC

[quote]Shorts are short. That's why they're called shorts. But men's shorts in the 1970s took short to a whole new level, and all we can say is that we're glad the 70s are over!

A nice thing we can't have anymore and still can't have...a lack of homophobia and implications that the male body should be hidden from view because it's icky.

"Windows on the World, WTC "

Windows 7

I'm the gay community that was actually about hot masculinity, hot homosexuality, and actual authentic gay men, not BTQ+ fugly narcissistic cunts.

R52, did you notice how men entered women’s spaces after women entered men’s spaces.

I'm the high quality Entenmann's products that no longer exist and that were mourned in a recent thread.

I'm McDonald's fries that were once incredibly delicious.

I'm candy not made with high fructose corn syrup.

I'm beautiful large downtown movie theaters with huge screens that showed epics in Cinerama. Todd AO and Super Panavision 70.

I'm Hal Prince/Steven Sondheim musicals on Broadway.

Tolerance, understanding and patience for our fellow humans regardless of gender or orientation. Respect for oneself without putting others down.

I am Morehouse College. One of three remaining 4 year, all men's colleges. I am...changing the rules...

As of 2020, there are three private, non-religious, four-year, all-male college institutions in the United States. These are:

Wabash College, Crawfordsville, Indiana

Hampden–Sydney College, Hampden Sydney, Virginia

Morehouse College is a historically black men's college in Atlanta.

In April 2019, Morehouse announced that it will begin admitting transgender men for the first time in 2020, becoming the first standalone all-male college in the U.S. to adopt a policy on transgender students.[4]

R86 When did we ever have that?

I’m the gay ghetto. I’ve disappeared. An army of fraus, pushing their baby strollers, took over. Their fucking strollers block the aisles in narrow boutique restaurants, on a Saturday night. (True story.)

I’m the gloryhole in r27.

I’m the gloryhole in [R89].

Cyclamates

"I’m the gay ghetto. I’ve disappeared. An army of fraus, pushing their baby strollers, took over."

I'm triple the money I paid for my tiny ghetto bungalow by fleecing liberal straights who thought it so PC to move to a Gay ghetto

I'm a wicked sense of humor.

[quote] I'm a library with a card catalogue.

People miss the library card catalog?

Every day.

New York Air

Oh, that’s still there.

You can see it!

I'm President Barack Obama.

R95 Google a bit and you'll see there's genuine nostalgia for the card catalog. First because the computerized replacements are generally clunky and dated. Second because those cards front and back held useful notations that didn't get into the computer.

[quote] I'm the all-male college where men could bond and form friendships that would last a lifetime.

...and fuck surreptitiously.

I’m the absence of social media.

LGB without the TQ and what ever the fuck is added

I'm sunlight in midtown.

Chanel No 5, Miss Dior and many other fragrances in their original formulas, thanks to EU overreaction to allergens.

I'm appreciation for a well-groomed woman who looks feminine.

I'm the straight woman and effeminate bottom who just wants to get married and be taken care of.

Extravagant Christmas spectaculars on TV that featured dancing, elaborate sets, great song and dance.

I am the word Christmas, not holidays.

The movie of the week with the theme by Burt Bacharach. It was the song "Nikki".

I am the unshaved bush and chest and the big porn 'stache.

I'm the kid who got all excited every ear when Danny Kaye introduced this year's CBS showing of The Wizard of Oz.

I'm 1970s New York.

I’m A&P Jane Parker Spanish Bar Cake

I’m the dialup internet connection these old, wonderful eldergays used to get on Datalounge with!

Theres Wabash all male college OP dear.

R94, I'm a sense of humor period.

I'm also people who can take a joke and people who know how to banter.

Expert, professional & fairly low priced - cobbler, seamstress, tailor, watch and jewelry repair, small appliance repair (remember routinely repairing appliances?), framer, plasterer, plumber, electrician, etc etc etc

I'm a conversation about politics or ideology that doesn't instantly disintegrate into name calling. I am held in person, not online, and maybe after a few drinks or smokes. I allow people who disagree to learn something about each other, and perhaps understand the world a little better. I am extinct.

A beautiful skyscraper such as Empire State Building, and its observation deck or restaurant, being the top of the city.

Humorous jabs directed at minorities and straight white people equally.

Soul train dance lines*

Bathtubs for golden showers in night clubs

There was an art to search based on a card catalogue and the paper material it mostly catalogued, that is lost. It wasn't better than today but it was different. Also. there was a way for students to research and write a paper that was in SOME ways better than today. I'm sure you all remember. Based on taking notes on index cards, and then arranging the index cards into cohesive statement, and then writing it out maybe 1 or 2 long hand. And then typing it on a MANUAL fucking typewriter and getting it almost correct or acceptably correct in 1 pass. This you would finish at 6 am, go to the dining hall, then to class, and hand it in. DONE. The inability to look for more info, and to rewrite a thousand times, and to digitally copy and paste text rather than putting things directly into your own words by handwritten notes. This has somewhat handicapped todays students. They have all the information in the world at their fingertips, and it's all copiable, and that is both + and -

yes - good old pure safe knowable coke, heroin, hash, pot, mushrooms, and synthetics such as MDMA and LSD. It wasn't rocket science and it wasn't lethal. I'm not talking about being a heroin junkie but back in the day we could smoke a bit of heroin and it was easy peasy - which was the point.

Handwritten (in cursive) love letters.

US political parties that don't pander to the ravings of the insane 1% in their ranks. This country isn't actually comprised of foaming-at-the-mouth trans snowflakes or white supremacists, not that you would know it...but pick a side, any side, and try to live with it...

R114 Does a college exist if nobody in the forest has ever heard of it?

I'm plastic bags at the supermarket and plastic straws in my soft drinks.

Internet surfing without pop-ups

A phone line without robocalls/spammers

Real privacy

County or State Fair with a classic tatty, wasted, used-up, has been star doing his or her golden oldies act.

Satire.

R125 i googled all male college and it was the first hit dear.

Free speech

Camp.

I'm the $20 orchestra seat to a hit Broadway show.

I'm the $2.25 gin & tonic at Uncle Charlies.

I'm the 13 inch black & white portable tv that is dragged to every room of the house (and gets a great picture) when you don't want to watch what everyone else is watching on the big color living room console tv.

I'm the short subject or cartoon that runs with coming attractions before the main feature in a cinema.

That's right, I'm not five minutes of commercials.

Innocent prank calling.

Steak and Ale.

The distinct smell of a video rental store.

Sears Christmas Catalogues.

900 numbers.

Airplane seats that are comfortable and offer legroom.

Less traffic and fewer people.

Green spaces.

Fruit and vegetables that tasted like fruit and vegetables.

$500 bills, $1000 bills

twice daily mail delivery

I’m the teaching of spelling and grammar in schools.

I'm lime-scented Mennen Speedstick

A city with a morning and afternoon newspaper. For example, the Boston Globe and The Boston Evening Globe.

I'm the metal can of Pepsodent tooth powder that lasted over a year and the glass bottle of Prell shampoo that somehow never broke in the tile shower. I am the garlic kosher pickle being pulled out of the wooden barrel at the deli down the street. I am waxed paper wrapped around your pastrami sandwich then put in a paper bag. I am a quart of beer, a whole quart of beer, sold at the corner store. I am the foam on the beer and the salty foam of the ocean waves breaking on sand of which you will never tire.

The pink princess telephone.

Phone booths.

Cheap gas.

I'm younger than springtime.

Motel 6s that actually cost $6/night.

R130 Which is the point, luv. You couldn't find the place on a map if your life depended on it.

[quote]Expert, professional & fairly low priced - cobbler, seamstress, tailor, watch and jewelry repair, small appliance repair (remember routinely repairing appliances?), framer, plasterer, plumber, electrician, etc etc etc

Short the plasterer, plumber, and electrician, I can find each of those in a shop on my street, but I don't live in the U.S. Quality framing of something approximately 16" x 20" with a simple stained/painted wood frame on in silver/gold leaf, glazed and properly mounted, will cost not more than €20, and much less for a very basic wood frame. Every dry cleaning shop does clothing alterations and will find a way to clean anything, inexpensively. Cobblers often do a double business as key makers; a few stand alone and have business sufficient to just do shoes, and the price is never enough that you would consider buying new shoes instead, it's €20 or less. The home repair contractors you have to reach by phone, but the plasterer will be a real plasterer; the guy who repairs stone will be a specialist; the electrician will tell you the cheapest way to do anything, and the plumber (the only one who by tradition doesn't clean up after himself) will try to steer you the most economical and lasting fittings that he knows to be trouble free.

great - what country?

I’m the democrat party. We used to be sensible.

R147 That was before Bill Clinton who turned the Democratic Party into Republicans Light.

A news source not backed by an agenda.

Given all the snarky comments about eldergays, I am surprised department stores have not been mentioned more often. I mean the old fashioned department stores with sales people behind the counter and floorwalkers on the floor, tearooms that served Waldorf salad and Orange Blossom Cake, actual Christmas decorations in December and animated displays in the windows, and the elaborate, fancy gift wrap that was extra.

Restaurants in department stores. I mean genuine restaurants, where you sat at a table with cutlery, dishes, and were waited on by wait staff. The last one I remember was in the mid-1970s.

I miss the general lack of outrage and offense. Can’t we all just get along?

Lionel train sets you were only permitted to set up at Christmas.

And parents who were completely blind to that cruelty.

I’m the tastefully decorated, independently owned affordable sit down restaurant that serves made from scratch recipes of balanced meals that included bread and green vegetables.

R151, I must have been typing when you posted.

Drugs not laced with Fentanylp.

Children who are respectful of adults.

Relish trays with spiced apple rings.

An "Around the World" dinner party, a la Betty Draper.

Surprising guests with exotic cuisines and unheard of foods (or maybe only heard of) would be a fucking trick today.

When your friends have lived on multiple continents or worked and lived in various countries, know different languages, travel and read, and watch Chef's Table and have been to a few of the resaurants featured, there's no shocking them with spätzle or Chicken Kiev, washed down with a Burgundy or a Heinekin.

@r150, " tearooms that served Waldorf salad and Orange Blossom Cake"

Tearooms that served men in the 4th floor men's room at Rich's downtown Atlanta store

Too much info?

I'm a 2-finger dime bag.

Pan Am and TWA.

Air travel without trash people. 20 years ago the cabin was full of friendly, respectful folks from upper middle class families. Now it’s, well, a disaster. How do these thugs find their way to an airport, much less get through security?

^^^ the entire country without trash people.

[quote] twice daily mail delivery

When was this?

R163 I go back longer than that, and the informal dress code then even for economy class was smart casual or better.

Op has never heard of Wabash College in IN. But it’s in a flyover state, so why would he?

Now, wear clean jeans and a polo and you feel you're over-dressed.

I'm a sane Republican Member of Congress who actually believes and follows the Constitution, fully embraces American democratic traditions, and doesn't kiss the Fat Orange Man's ass.

R84 as someone that went to a grand old movie theater to see Eternals this weekend, I can tell you that the screens were rarely that large (much larger in modern theaters) and hardly that glamorous. Give me AMC with a reclinable seat and great sound.

R144 Oh, no one does physical map anymore dear. We just google map everything.

R167 OP is very familiar with the Midwest -- he certainly doesn't fly over it -- but admittedly is only familiar with schools that are widely known for some good reason: football teams, Nobel Prize-winning professors, admissions scandals, etc.

Sure r152, but first you need to offer actual equality and make up for generations of theft and abuse. That is still a struggle it seems so, no justice no fucking peace!

Adulthood.

Conventional wisdom.

Fancy ocean liners. Cunard is still in the game but they’ve accepted their fait and sail god awful looking ships that really do look like floating retirement homes. Given the price, it should look like 1st class on the titanic or the idk Queen Mary. Not the monstrosities they like to build.

They should lean into the glamorous designs of their famous ships, but instead go for “elderly-modern”. Bring back the mahogany and (fake) marble or go Art Deco. Bring back the glamour.

Im the ability to discern a con and conman and not fall for his crap.

[quote] they’ve accepted their fait

Their what?

Talk shows where people engage in actual conversations.

Not the yelling ones, the tailored-for-the-internet clip ones, the five-minute sell your project and next guest ones, et al.

Those gizmos at the shoestore that would x-ray your feet and make sure you got a perfect fit.

Full nipples-to-knees shaving before surgery.

Negro servants.

I'm a night at the circus under the big top watching the clowns and the trapeze artists and the big cats and having the time of my little kid's life.

I’m Charles Nelson Reilly hissing at r183.

R165, twice-daily mail delivery still occurred for businesses in the 60s. I can't remember it, but my brother does. Perhaps it was just in the central business district?

I'm the wall to wall color in home décor.

Conversation pits. They've been replaced by those large wrap around sectionals.

Anybody who goes to see a Marvels Superhero movie I assume is too young to know what is was like to see How the West Was Won in Cinerama or TSOM on a large TODD AO screen.

@r186 & r187, Nobody misses that shit

I'm an indoor voice!

I’m an affordable college education.

R188 One night at the movies when you were a kid and you remember it all your life.

Going to the grocery store without seeing people in their pajamas

Going to the grocery store without seeing people riding on mobility scooters

Going to the grocery store without having to worry about being part of a mass shooting

Going anywhere without having to worry about being part of mass shooting because some loser was just dumped, got passed over for promotion, couldn't get laid by a hot enough lady, the "voices" told him to, or he was "having a bad day"

I'm phone conversations that are kept private.

I’m skiing.

^^Huh?

[quote] on a large TODD AO screen.

I’m r197 and I’m confused about what a TODD AO screen is.

I'm a culture where everyone had more or less the same cultural touchstones -- watched the same TV shows, read the same news, listened to the same music, saw the same movies at the same time, learned the same things in school. I helped bind the community, and the country, together.

A husband that doesn’t cheat online.

Harvey Weinstein

Nude swimming at the YMCA.

R197 Todd AO was a widescreen format that squeezed and unsqueezed the image using a special lens and a single strip of film, then projected it onto a very distinctive wide and deeply curved screen.

Oh, cool. Thanks.

What did AO stand for?

I am old enough that I assure you it was not just one night though not as many as I would have liked as that era was fading and a new kind of cinema more intimate and gritty no longer required those large theaters and screens, Though I saw many films in the upper east side houses and I miss those as well. I hate multiplexes with a passion There is no pleasure for me in going to them.

Todd AO was a high definition 70MM film process used from the mid 50s through the 60s for big budget musicals and epics often shown(but not exclusively) on large curved screens in large theaters let's say which seated 1,500 people so while vast gave you a sense of intimacy. I can't imagine a multiplex theater seats more than a third of that. If a Todd AO film was a big success it would play in one theater for literally years. South Pacific played in a London movie house for 4 years. Airport (neither a musical or an epic yet still filmed in the process) which I saw at Radio City played there for months but that seated 6,000 and still had long lines where people on weekends would have to wait for hours. If you saw a Todd AO print of The Sound of Music it was pretty stunning. I would give anything to see Around the World in 80 Days(which I admit comes across badly on TV) in such a print but I don't think the negative even exists any longer in salvageable condition. I always wished somebody would ask Elizabeth Taylor about it but they never did.

Michael Todd American Optical

Thanks, guys!

And r204, I loved your post.

IMDB forums.

I'm the Concorde, baby. I was supersonic.

I'm uncensored, unmoderated, uncontrolled, wild-west internet.

I'm true internet anonymity.

I'm USENET.

Roadshow movies, when going to the movies was an event. Shown on a huge screen, with great sound. Reserved seats. Souvenir programs. Overture, Intermission, Entr’acte, Exit Music.

Okay, so all of them weren’t the greatest films ever shown. You can say the same about practically everything now on cable.

But no matter how grand, no TV show can match what it’s like to be sitting in a movie palace as the overture plays, and the lights dim.

It’s all gone. You’ll never see their like again.

R210 I saw Around the World in 80 Days and TSOM at a Cinerama in Montclair, NJ, John. Probably others I’m not remembering. It was quite the occasion.

I'm talent.

A stainless steel Rolex. Can't find them and can't afford them.

R172 Wabash is a well-reguarded liberal arts college.

[quote] well-reguarded

Oh, dear.

R215 The spelling and grammar police are out early today.

Untrimmed bush.

Too goddamned much shaving and trimming. Almost always awful.

R217 - Agreed. I met a hot Latino last month and I could get past the tweezed/waxed eyebrows, but when he dropped trou and I saw the almost perfectly shaped lines in the pubic area I just lost all desire. I wanted a hot, dirty, brown dude, and instead I got a waxed, tweezed, shaved, woman. Needless to say it was a one time affair.

I'm meritocracy, when your hard work, talent and skills would matter more than your victimhood narrative.

Hey! It takes a lot of hard work, talent and skill to craft a victim narrative these days that stands out and pays off!

[quote]I'm meritocracy, when your hard work, talent and skills would matter more than your victimhood narrative.

Translation: "Why can't me being a white man guarantee me a successful life anymore?

R221 The usual blindness to all the hundreds of millions of white men who didn't have a successful life.

You might see Death of a Salesman, et al. Raise your consciousness a little.

That's not a translation R221. That's a complete restatement of what R220 said, in order to suit YOUR narrative.

R223 R220 is saying that being a white man once guaranteed success. Good reading comprehension counts!

Whoops. Misread the R numbers.

Then you have the ability to count to zero R224. Congratulations.

I'm carbs.

R226 No, I have that rarest of ability here: to admit a mistake.

R224 never heard of Death of a Salesman. Some people should go to high school.

Thug-free and child-free restaurants and shops.

I don't understand the appeal of Death of a Salesman when both All My Sons and The Crucible are so much better plays.

Doesn't DOAS have broader audience appeal? Everyone can relate to it.

Being an eldergay and traveling alone

Washing Machines that clean clothes

Dishwashers that clean dishes

People minding their own business

"Good Poppers"

Civil conversations.

A good long spur-of-the-moment phone call just to chat.

R233 - “Being an eldergay and traveling alone.”

Best line ever.

[quote]Being an eldergay and traveling alone

Why on earth not?

No one wants to do their jobs anymore - even physicians. People do not feel obligated to do anything expected by them. Because if COVID, there seems to be a bottomless pit of excuses to skip out of everything and just blow everything off.. I’m very concerned how far this will go.

I'm looking someone in the eyes and making a human connection

[quote] OP-Three all-male colleges remain in the US.

But do the gang showers endure?

Political disagreements that don't end up in verbal attacks or moral judgements of the other.

School prayer.

Drag Queen Bingo

Gay bars without bachelorette parties.

[quote]Political disagreements that don't end up in verbal attacks or moral judgements of the other.

Political disagreements that don't end up with one side sealing itself into an alternate reality and threatening genocide against the other.

Wool sweaters, real 100 percent true wool sweaters.

Cigarettes during the holidays.

[quote]Doesn't DOAS have broader audience appeal? Everyone can relate to it.

I don't. I find it a bit a bit too over-arching in it's almost fable-like attempt to make Willy Loman like me. It's trying so hard. I don't relate to Willy that much, he doesn't seem very likable and the whole affair just leaves me cold. To me it's the ultimate School Field Trip Theater, while Miller's other two most well-regarded plays are far more engaging.

Academy Awards based on artistic merit.

I’m a thin white person who got by on my brains not my race or obesity

I'm Christmas carols in public school assemblies.

Every better mens wear shop sells 100% wool sweaters. Huh, R246? Even some of the fast fashion puts out the occasional all wool sweater. I bought 100% wool t-shirts at H&M last winter. Sadly, they shruck short and wide. Some slave seamstress arranged the knit in the wrong direction. Had they shrunk long and thin they would have fit perfectly. 🤪

R252 Much easier to find nice woolens at an affordable price in the UK than the US, where it often turns out to be a blend even at a higher price point.

I'm not a big DOAS fan but we went on a high school trip to see it with, GCS, TW, HK and JF at Circle in the Square. It was tremendous and I'm not even a fan of Scott.

Trans-free restrooms.

I'm my social life.

I was a glittering black tie whirl of charity dos.

Now I am Netflix and drinking at home.

Sex.

Nice male bodies that are fit but not roidy.

There are lots of those R258. They just don't post nearly nude photos of themselves all over Instagram.

I am the posters who don't get the "Let's be" part of the game. I just list shit I miss. How tired.

Let's be he poster who criticizes other posters for not doing the "Let's be" part of the game, while doing the very same thing himself. Hi R260.

Let's be wrong, like r261 and their ilk.

I am the costume I can't wear for Halloween because CULTURAL APPOPRIATION! even though I am only 5 and dressed like a wee Indian. (Feather, not dot...uh oh)

Let's be a bitter troll like R262

Let's be Gay Celebrity Gossip, Gay Politics, Gay News and Pointless Bitchery on Datalounge.

Oh wait, fun gay men aren't allowed here anymore.

Thanks, trannies.

I’m honorifics like Mr. and Miss.

I’m too triggering for some.