Jeff Bezos girlfriend was ready to risk it all for Leonardo DiCaprio

DiCaprio is on his way to Orson Well's land.

She looks like a tranny hooker. Can't Bezos afford a Victoria's Secret Angel or something?

thirsty

Her boobs are about to explode in Leo's dong! Bitch looks really tacky and full of diseases.

Why do some Fraus rub their breasts against men?

Not a prude,but I find it creepy, specially when a lot of them don't even like being looked at by a man and are ready to scream "Sexual assault" over anything.

To be fair, they're fake boobs, so she can't feel when they're touching things/people.

I’d get pregnant by Bozo asap.

Uh R6 the skin is still real.

Women lose sensation when they get boob jobs. All that porn with women going wild while their fake boobs are getting played with? Acting.

Bezos looks just as thirsty for Leo.

The skin is still real R9, the skin doesn't go numb because the breasts are. The nerves on their skin are intact.

Plus I don't think any woman goes crazy about giving men titjobs.

“Her boobs are about to explode in Leo's dong!”

It appears she was scanning his package with her Amazon breasts.

I can't believe how much she looks like this Trump whore

Wow… a lot of hand swishing going on (aside from the boobjob).

Um, in all fairness she’s not his new girlfriend, right? That’s the same woman he cheated on his wife with a few years ago…

She is so disgusting looking

Not a very smart slut, why'd you want to trade a billionaire for measly millionaire?

Are Jeff and his gold digger both midgets?

Loss of sensation after breast augmentation is a very real thing, r11. Just go look it up instead of doubling down on what you think is the right answer.

Speaking of fake tetas, salma claims her obvious fakers are real, lmao.

Bezos responded

^ The richest man in the world doesn't need to fight over this ugly whore, he could buy all the ugly whores in the world. I don't think Jeff Bezos is very good at being rich

As much of a douchebag Bezos may or may not be, dating DiCaprio would be so much worse.

Few child stars who've been as big as he's been for as long as he's been make for good long-term partners.

The ex-mrs Bezos is worth upwards of $60 billion after giving away a boatload. Even a prenup would leave her with a lot more than DiCaprios's entire net worth.

Who thinks that Bezos was encouraging his GF to hit on DiCaprio for a 3-way of some kind or kinky sex? She must know he's gay.

^ Thanks, now I need some brain bleach

[quote]Are Jeff and his gold digger both midgets?

They do look tiny. Leo is about 6ft tall I think so not really a giant

She's not a very smart woman. An alcoholic, obese, medicore actor will never be more attractive than a wonky-eyed multi-billionaire.

She was a beauty in her youth. Naturally so. too much surgery has destroyed her natural good looks.

Leo was on an elevated area, look at everyone else in his area.

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All that money and this creature is who he chooses? It’s quite astounding and gives hope to all the ugly old hos out there!

R28 She was moderately attractive at best, nothing you’d write home about. But now? Shudder.

Wonder what special sexual tricks she practices to keep Bezos ensnared? He must be super kinky.

reads the wall street journal. in bed. a total freak!

Most couples look alike, and Bezos' ho looks a lot like him, the squinty/wonky eyes especially.

She was a helicopter pilot and had her own aerial videography company. At least she kept it interesting, unlike your typical gold digger. She used to be gorgeous, and Patrick Whitesell was dreamy. Now he looks like the cryptkeeper. But he married a young, beautiful version of his ex, so everyone wins.

From elsewhere on the internet, Would Sleezos be a willing cuck to Di Fellatio? Or like R34 states, does he just read the Wall Street Journal in bed and needs a beard?

In a way I almost admire him for having the choice of practically the entire world and choosing this number.

r7 Would an unplanned pregnancy be feasible at her age?

R38, Why? Only reason I can come up with is that the entire world makes fun of his overly plasticized paid for companion instead of always pointing out his physical flaws.

Of course they do question his common sense in his choice of woman. Then again he did spend a lot of his money on what some compared to a very expensive amusement park ride which just goes up (into space) and then back down.

Careful grandpa R21, don't trust your old legs close to that cliff.

Is that Leo's face or a hot-air balloon?

Leo has never been fatter.

Leo possibly reeks of Drugs.

Bezos looks like a shrimp..

Jeff than sexier than Leo.

I thought Leo was hot in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Male multi-billionaires are a weird breed. Elon got with the HIDEOUS and incredibly weird Grimes and even had a fucking baby with her. Jeff Bezos traded his cute wife for this tranny-looking golddigger.

I don't think it's something the rest of us are meant to understand.

To me, Leo's body language was yeah, whatever, gotta go, bye. Hah! She really does look like Don Jr's gargoyle, who was always a cunt but really quite beautiful when she was first cutting her teeth on Gavin. Now too much PS, too much coke, too much HGH and...ew.

He was dismissive! That’s funny.

She was saying "paint my face" with her eyes.

Leo is a phony asshole