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Name That Country

Here is a new game. Describe a country without saying its name. I'll go first.

Small European island nation, populated by dumb twats.

by Anonymousreply 382November 30, 2021 4:04 AM

It's the largest country in Asia, not run by Putin.

by Anonymousreply 1November 6, 2021 4:42 PM

We're more than curry and IT professionals and call centers.

by Anonymousreply 2November 6, 2021 4:47 PM

R2 is Spain.

by Anonymousreply 3November 6, 2021 4:50 PM

It is in Asia and my husband is from there.

by Anonymousreply 4November 6, 2021 4:50 PM

G'day,. we invented coffee and the light bulb and surprise anal and are ever so glad to tell you these things over and over and over and over and over.

Wait, where are you going?

by Anonymousreply 5November 6, 2021 4:51 PM

330 million people, 393 million guns

by Anonymousreply 6November 6, 2021 4:56 PM

A country of rigid, hard working and humorless people who once applied themselves to heinous deeds, now make us nice coffee makers, hippie comfort sandals and stylish cars.

by Anonymousreply 7November 6, 2021 5:03 PM


by Anonymousreply 8November 6, 2021 5:04 PM

R6, when was the last time it was invaded?

by Anonymousreply 9November 6, 2021 5:06 PM

R4, is it Myianmar? Uzbechistan? Burma? Laos?

by Anonymousreply 10November 6, 2021 5:08 PM

yet deep down my dear OP, you and I both know the EU would still Captain Leader Legend us back if they could.

All that chat about how useless and laughable we are is just that, chat.

Let’s see how they do now we’ve scarpered.

by Anonymousreply 11November 6, 2021 5:09 PM

Oil-rich Scandinavian country that may or may not be White.

by Anonymousreply 12November 6, 2021 5:13 PM

R9 You mean like the Central Americans, Haitians, etc. invading the US via its southern border?

by Anonymousreply 13November 6, 2021 5:14 PM

I thought it was being invaded daily, Tuckems.

by Anonymousreply 14November 6, 2021 5:15 PM

Is it bigger than a bread box. Are the citizens in the legitimate theatre?

by Anonymousreply 15November 6, 2021 5:18 PM

A place of strange, introverted people, most who look the same, who rarely speak to strangers unless drunk. This place has a surprisingly high sexual assault rate, that has risen over the past decade.

by Anonymousreply 16November 6, 2021 6:14 PM

Micronation of mostly men who wear fabulous frocks, gleaming tiaras, and cabochon rings. There are irregular and unpredictable elections.

by Anonymousreply 17November 6, 2021 6:15 PM

Coffee, Cock and Cocaine. We have some of the finest in the world to offer.

by Anonymousreply 18November 6, 2021 6:41 PM

R18 is Spain.

by Anonymousreply 19November 6, 2021 6:51 PM

Las Malvina son nuestras!

by Anonymousreply 20November 6, 2021 6:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 21November 6, 2021 6:55 PM

Florida of Europe.

by Anonymousreply 22November 6, 2021 6:56 PM

DLers fantasize about beaches full of thong bikinis containing the massive uncut cocks of men from this country

by Anonymousreply 23November 6, 2021 6:59 PM

R19 Nope. Try again.

by Anonymousreply 24November 6, 2021 7:00 PM

What is Colombia, R18

by Anonymousreply 25November 6, 2021 7:00 PM

Ah yes—the world famous Spanish coffee and cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 26November 6, 2021 7:02 PM

We don’t “have” any nuclear weapons, however, give us 15 minutes and we’ll see what we can whip up.

by Anonymousreply 27November 6, 2021 7:04 PM

DL's Favorite Troll Boris is from this country, which also sounds a lot like a mythical kingdom on "Dynasty"

by Anonymousreply 28November 6, 2021 7:04 PM

We gave the world gunpowder. And Covid.

by Anonymousreply 29November 6, 2021 7:06 PM

R18 Colombia!

by Anonymousreply 30November 6, 2021 7:07 PM

There are two of us, though the bigger one keeps changing its name.

by Anonymousreply 31November 6, 2021 7:07 PM

Many American frat boys share our name.

by Anonymousreply 32November 6, 2021 7:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 33November 6, 2021 7:08 PM

[quote]A place of strange, introverted people, most who look the same, who rarely speak to strangers unless drunk. This place has a surprisingly high sexual assault rate, that has risen over the past decade.

Sweden and their new fellow citizens, the Somalis. I remember a gay couple was walking down the street and a group of Somalis attempted to stone them to death.

by Anonymousreply 34November 6, 2021 7:08 PM


by Anonymousreply 35November 6, 2021 7:08 PM

If the British had named us, our name might be Takeaway

by Anonymousreply 36November 6, 2021 7:08 PM

330 million people

330 million pounds

by Anonymousreply 37November 6, 2021 7:09 PM

R27 Is this Iran?

by Anonymousreply 38November 6, 2021 7:10 PM

Swedes deserve what's coming to them for accepting Muslims withb7th century mindsets.

by Anonymousreply 39November 6, 2021 7:10 PM

R30 Yep

by Anonymousreply 40November 6, 2021 7:10 PM

A country full of big fat muslim cocks which (quite surprisingly) often turn out to be uncut. The place is also famous for its mobsters.

by Anonymousreply 41November 6, 2021 7:11 PM

No R38, it's the country with the most vested interest in ensuring Iran does not have nuclear weapons.

by Anonymousreply 42November 6, 2021 7:11 PM

R23 Brazil

by Anonymousreply 43November 6, 2021 7:11 PM


by Anonymousreply 44November 6, 2021 7:12 PM

We are the fattest people on Earth. We are also sell-outs, as we partnered with a neighboring behemoth to imprison poor people from all over the world on our island. The neighboring behemoth does not want any poor brown people to taint their country - they already are dealing with disgruntled natives.

by Anonymousreply 45November 6, 2021 7:12 PM

Well done R44!

by Anonymousreply 46November 6, 2021 7:14 PM

You fatties are in Nauru R45

by Anonymousreply 47November 6, 2021 7:16 PM

Is Australia a behemoth now?

by Anonymousreply 48November 6, 2021 7:18 PM

Shirtless pictures of our Prime Minister fuel DL spank banks

by Anonymousreply 49November 6, 2021 7:18 PM

When you are an impoverished little island, yes R48.

by Anonymousreply 50November 6, 2021 7:19 PM

Bob Dylan once wrote a song about us.

by Anonymousreply 51November 6, 2021 7:20 PM

And Van Halen wrote a song about us

by Anonymousreply 52November 6, 2021 7:20 PM

Here, we shit and then, we cum

by Anonymousreply 53November 6, 2021 7:21 PM

We are an elite inland country. Be warned, if you criticize our farmers putting large cow bells on our cows, you will never be approved for citizenship. It doesn't matter that you have live here for 20 years and have 2 kids with our citizenship.

by Anonymousreply 54November 6, 2021 7:21 PM

That sounds really personal R54

by Anonymousreply 55November 6, 2021 7:22 PM

When Swiper The Fox gets busted, he says the name of our country.

by Anonymousreply 56November 6, 2021 7:22 PM


by Anonymousreply 57November 6, 2021 7:23 PM

Yes R57.

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by Anonymousreply 58November 6, 2021 7:24 PM

Our name sounds a lot like Darren's mother-in-law.

by Anonymousreply 59November 6, 2021 7:27 PM

Our country is a favorite among tourists and aficionado of certain flowers. We also have become the largest center of sex trafficking in our neck of the woods.

by Anonymousreply 60November 6, 2021 7:27 PM

[R2] india

by Anonymousreply 61November 6, 2021 7:28 PM

We're the world's largest gated community.

by Anonymousreply 62November 6, 2021 7:28 PM

R27 Israel

by Anonymousreply 63November 6, 2021 7:28 PM

R60 The Netherlands

by Anonymousreply 64November 6, 2021 7:29 PM

R63 see R42

by Anonymousreply 65November 6, 2021 7:30 PM


by Anonymousreply 66November 6, 2021 7:30 PM

DLers will not get R56

by Anonymousreply 67November 6, 2021 7:30 PM

Wrong R27. It is well known that Israel has 90 plutonium-based nuclear warheads.

It is Iran that is secretly developing their nuclear weapons. Do they are don't they only applies to Iran, as Israel is a well-established nuclear power.

by Anonymousreply 68November 6, 2021 7:31 PM

Correct R64.

by Anonymousreply 69November 6, 2021 7:32 PM

R56 R67 Oman

by Anonymousreply 70November 6, 2021 7:33 PM

We are not a country.

by Anonymousreply 71November 6, 2021 7:36 PM

Close, R66, but no cigar.

by Anonymousreply 72November 6, 2021 7:37 PM

We're just a big fucking Shopping Mall.

by Anonymousreply 73November 6, 2021 7:38 PM

There's no reason to come to me unless you're into fancy caftans, red shoes, or high camp.

by Anonymousreply 74November 6, 2021 7:38 PM

Vatican City

by Anonymousreply 75November 6, 2021 7:38 PM


by Anonymousreply 76November 6, 2021 7:39 PM

You do have some nice art, r74.

by Anonymousreply 77November 6, 2021 7:40 PM

330 million people

330 kazillion pounds

by Anonymousreply 78November 6, 2021 7:43 PM

R49 Canada

by Anonymousreply 79November 6, 2021 7:44 PM

Well done R70 and R79

And LOL, R72

R66 was the correct answer to R59

by Anonymousreply 80November 6, 2021 7:46 PM

In about three weeks, most of America will be talking about us.

by Anonymousreply 81November 6, 2021 7:52 PM

Just one letter separates us from a word used in most current rap songs.

by Anonymousreply 82November 6, 2021 7:54 PM

Despite our name, our weather is generally pretty mild.

by Anonymousreply 83November 6, 2021 7:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 84November 6, 2021 7:59 PM

R83 Iceland

by Anonymousreply 85November 6, 2021 8:02 PM

Yup R61

by Anonymousreply 86November 6, 2021 8:06 PM

This small country is known for a musical drama released in 1965 which was a success in almost every market except here.

by Anonymousreply 87November 6, 2021 8:07 PM

R87 Austria??

by Anonymousreply 88November 6, 2021 8:08 PM

Correct, R88.

[quote]The Sound of Music was a success in almost every market across the globe upon its release. But not in Germany. Or Austria. To this day, it’s never been much of a hit in either country.

[quote]When the film was first released, there were already two widely popular German films about the Von Trapp family: Die Trapp-Familie (1956), which provided the original inspiration for the Broadway musical, and its sequel Die Trapp-Familie in Amerika (1958).

[quote]Austrians reportedly didn’t appreciate The Sound of Music‘s Broadway show tunes representing themselves as Austrian folk songs (namely Edelweiss). They also disapproved of the film’s costuming, as it didn’t reflect traditional Austrian style.

by Anonymousreply 89November 6, 2021 8:10 PM

R16 is Japan

This Asian country was a former European colony that fused a lot of its culture but was taken back by the northern natives. If it had followed the West, it could’ve been like S. Korea and Hong Kong but it turned followed China and Russia instead. Half of the population is still pissed about it.

by Anonymousreply 90November 6, 2021 8:11 PM


by Anonymousreply 91November 6, 2021 8:13 PM

R90 Vietnam?

by Anonymousreply 92November 6, 2021 8:13 PM

R90 No, R16 is Sweden.

by Anonymousreply 93November 6, 2021 8:15 PM

R73 Singapore

by Anonymousreply 94November 6, 2021 8:16 PM

R94 Wrong

by Anonymousreply 95November 6, 2021 8:18 PM

Yes 🇻🇳! Well damn that sounded like Japan, too. Girls get groped on trains all the time.

by Anonymousreply 96November 6, 2021 8:19 PM

R73 I want to say Dubai, but Dubai is not a country.

by Anonymousreply 97November 6, 2021 8:19 PM

Written by James Baldwin and starry Rupert Everett.

by Anonymousreply 98November 6, 2021 8:33 PM

another country

by Anonymousreply 99November 6, 2021 8:35 PM

Everybody thinks our capital is Atlanta.

by Anonymousreply 100November 6, 2021 8:39 PM


by Anonymousreply 101November 6, 2021 8:40 PM

I'm an anagram of another country's capital.

by Anonymousreply 102November 6, 2021 8:41 PM

Most people think I'm a Scandinavian country, but technically I'm not. My name is?

by Anonymousreply 103November 6, 2021 8:41 PM

Finland R103

by Anonymousreply 104November 6, 2021 8:43 PM

My capital is over 50 feet below sea level. And perfectly dry.

by Anonymousreply 105November 6, 2021 8:45 PM

R104 Yes

by Anonymousreply 106November 6, 2021 8:45 PM



by Anonymousreply 107November 6, 2021 8:46 PM

We are the only country whose name contains two 10-point Scrabble letters.

by Anonymousreply 108November 6, 2021 8:48 PM

Landlocked country America is trying to forget.

by Anonymousreply 109November 6, 2021 8:50 PM

Afghanistan R109

by Anonymousreply 110November 6, 2021 8:51 PM

I had to change my name just because some God-damned G--s got their knickers in a twist.

by Anonymousreply 111November 6, 2021 8:55 PM

Correct, R110.

by Anonymousreply 112November 6, 2021 8:55 PM

We are known for spreading SARS, HIN1, MERS, Covid-19 and some you have yet to hear of.

We also provide free (re) education.

by Anonymousreply 113November 6, 2021 8:56 PM

We also give our workers lots of overtime.

by Anonymousreply 114November 6, 2021 8:57 PM

China, R113.

by Anonymousreply 115November 6, 2021 9:01 PM

Our leader likes to meet really important people around the world, when he's not shopping online to replenish his personal stock of bone cutting tools.

Rather like Jeffrey Epstein actually.

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by Anonymousreply 116November 6, 2021 9:03 PM

[R73] dubai

by Anonymousreply 117November 6, 2021 9:06 PM

R117 please refer to R97

by Anonymousreply 118November 6, 2021 9:07 PM

We lock up a young girl and call her a Living Goddess. Then dump her out when she reaches puberty.

by Anonymousreply 119November 6, 2021 9:08 PM

My capital rhymes with an ice cream flavor.

by Anonymousreply 120November 6, 2021 9:10 PM

r120 Phillipines! Bam! lol

by Anonymousreply 121November 6, 2021 9:15 PM

[quote]Bob Dylan once wrote a song about us.


by Anonymousreply 122November 6, 2021 9:17 PM

Linda Hunt won her Academy Award for a film set in this country.

by Anonymousreply 123November 6, 2021 9:18 PM

[quote]Yes 🇻🇳! Well damn that sounded like Japan, too. Girls get groped on trains all the time.

In Sweden, gangs of young males sodomize and rape women. Quite a different scene from the groping in Japan. And of course, the government hides the data on sexual assault...but we all know who is perpetrating these crimes.

by Anonymousreply 124November 6, 2021 9:19 PM

R123 Indonesia

by Anonymousreply 125November 6, 2021 9:19 PM

Correct R122

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by Anonymousreply 126November 6, 2021 9:26 PM

We lost over half our territory in 1920 because we lost a war we didn't even start.

And people wonder why we're still a little touchy about foreigners to this day.

by Anonymousreply 127November 6, 2021 9:28 PM

We share a name with an infamous prison in Louisiana

by Anonymousreply 128November 6, 2021 9:29 PM

For many years during the latter part of the 20th century, our sultan was believed to be the richest man in the world.

by Anonymousreply 129November 6, 2021 9:34 PM

You'll find me in one of the most famous palindromes.

by Anonymousreply 130November 6, 2021 9:35 PM

Turkey R127

The Austrians lost over half their territory but they started the war

by Anonymousreply 131November 6, 2021 9:36 PM

Island country, part of the EU, its first president was an archbishop.

by Anonymousreply 132November 6, 2021 9:36 PM

Is obsessed with white men and pageants.

by Anonymousreply 133November 6, 2021 9:36 PM

R128 Angola!!!

by Anonymousreply 134November 6, 2021 9:37 PM

Able was I ere I saw Elba R130

by Anonymousreply 135November 6, 2021 9:37 PM

Cyprus R132

by Anonymousreply 136November 6, 2021 9:39 PM

Has a lot of fat slobs..

by Anonymousreply 137November 6, 2021 9:41 PM

Flyoverstan R137

by Anonymousreply 138November 6, 2021 9:41 PM

Our name is also a command you might give to a German shepherd or pit bull.

by Anonymousreply 139November 6, 2021 9:42 PM

I'm the 12,000 sq.mile European country nobody has ever heard of, much less visited. Call me the Rodney Dangerfield of republics.

by Anonymousreply 140November 6, 2021 9:44 PM

The British and Dutch each had one too, but we're the only one left with the OG name.

by Anonymousreply 141November 6, 2021 9:48 PM

Elba is not a country.

by Anonymousreply 142November 6, 2021 9:49 PM

R135 Elba is not a country! Channel your thinking a bit.

by Anonymousreply 143November 6, 2021 9:49 PM

R140 Luxembourg?

by Anonymousreply 144November 6, 2021 9:50 PM

A man a plan a canal - Panama

by Anonymousreply 145November 6, 2021 9:52 PM

R131 You're right Austria started the war so it's out. But Turkey? Think a little closer in.

by Anonymousreply 146November 6, 2021 9:52 PM

Turkey is correct though R146-- the Ottomans lost most of their empire in WW1

by Anonymousreply 147November 6, 2021 9:54 PM

[quote] Small European island nation, populated by dumb twats.

Gee, OP, I don't know. Even a dumb twat would know that England is not a European country.

I hope someone has pointed this out before now.

by Anonymousreply 148November 6, 2021 9:54 PM

I'm the only foreign country with a monument represented on US currency.

by Anonymousreply 149November 6, 2021 9:56 PM

R149 Egypt

by Anonymousreply 150November 6, 2021 9:58 PM

R119 Nepal

by Anonymousreply 151November 6, 2021 9:59 PM

Is not fake

by Anonymousreply 152November 6, 2021 9:59 PM

R133 Philippines

by Anonymousreply 153November 6, 2021 10:01 PM

R147 No, by 1920 -- a key date here -- the Turks had already lost what they lost in the war.

by Anonymousreply 154November 6, 2021 10:04 PM
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by Anonymousreply 155November 6, 2021 10:07 PM

The Spin Doctors might have written this song about our system of government

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by Anonymousreply 156November 6, 2021 10:27 PM

Andorra R156

by Anonymousreply 157November 6, 2021 10:45 PM

The national dish is Rabbit Stew

and you can walk just about everywhere

by Anonymousreply 158November 6, 2021 10:45 PM

[quote]A man a plan a canal

Wait, are you referring to Surprise Anal again, that's Australian

by Anonymousreply 159November 6, 2021 10:47 PM

r129. Brunei.

I am not much than a rock at the Mediterrane coast. But one of our family managed to marry an actress.

Next: I am very well known for my special bank services. I am a tiny country with nice mountains and a reigning prince.

by Anonymousreply 160November 6, 2021 11:33 PM



by Anonymousreply 161November 6, 2021 11:40 PM

r161. Great! Liechtenstein was not so easy...

by Anonymousreply 162November 6, 2021 11:42 PM

I’m America’s hat!

by Anonymousreply 163November 6, 2021 11:44 PM

If you remove my first letter, I'm a roller skating muse!

by Anonymousreply 164November 6, 2021 11:46 PM

Americans eat me and I am not Turkey.

by Anonymousreply 165November 7, 2021 2:44 AM

R165 Greece

by Anonymousreply 166November 7, 2021 2:47 AM

R166 That works but not the one I was thinking of…

by Anonymousreply 167November 7, 2021 2:48 AM

R167 Then, its Chile.

by Anonymousreply 168November 7, 2021 2:51 AM

Pickled cabbage farts. I play squid games.

by Anonymousreply 169November 7, 2021 2:53 AM


by Anonymousreply 170November 7, 2021 3:15 AM

South Korea

by Anonymousreply 171November 7, 2021 3:19 AM

An uptight, rules obsessed country in Asia, modeled on Germany, with fucked up pornography.

by Anonymousreply 172November 7, 2021 3:22 AM

A country controlled by white trash fascists but populated by Mexicans.

by Anonymousreply 173November 7, 2021 3:23 AM

We’re the country that hates you back.

by Anonymousreply 174November 7, 2021 3:25 AM

R45 Nauru

by Anonymousreply 175November 7, 2021 3:29 AM

A pimple in between France and Spain.

by Anonymousreply 176November 7, 2021 3:30 AM


by Anonymousreply 177November 7, 2021 3:33 AM

I was once part of one country but became part of another.

by Anonymousreply 178November 7, 2021 4:08 AM

So now we’re doing cities?

by Anonymousreply 179November 7, 2021 4:29 AM

R177, country, not province.

by Anonymousreply 180November 7, 2021 4:31 AM

I was once two countries, but now I’m one (again).

by Anonymousreply 181November 7, 2021 4:31 AM

R1 is China R2 is India

-------- This rarely talked about country with a population of less than 2 million is bathed by the baltic sea.

by Anonymousreply 182November 7, 2021 4:35 AM

Is England located in Asia now Smartass R148?

by Anonymousreply 183November 7, 2021 4:36 AM


Japan 🇯🇵

by Anonymousreply 184November 7, 2021 4:37 AM

To combat racism, we made it illegal to marry someone of your own race. We were young and naive, right after we gained independence, but at least we tried to do something!

by Anonymousreply 185November 7, 2021 4:48 AM

1. I am a country that is disappearing and will be gone in the not too distant future.

2. I am the only two countries whose citizens must pay income tax even if they do not live there or have never lived there.

3. I am a country whose citizens are famous for liking to eat dogs.

4. I am a country whose greatest natural attraction, a Unesco World Heritage site, has all but disappeared.

by Anonymousreply 186November 7, 2021 5:17 AM

Guinea Pigs are a delicacy here.

by Anonymousreply 187November 7, 2021 5:27 AM

R176 Andorra

by Anonymousreply 188November 7, 2021 5:32 AM

Our king's dad tossed his mother aside like a wilted English rose. Then made her really jealous by marrying a young pretty American and producing a competing heir.

But the cutting from the English rose is now king and there's nothing his stepmom can do about it but seethe.

by Anonymousreply 189November 7, 2021 10:02 AM

Our prime Minister is the son of Fidel Castro and and a Studio 54 whiore.

by Anonymousreply 190November 7, 2021 11:43 AM

We’re the Switzerland of Asia. Here public expectoration is a capital offense.

by Anonymousreply 191November 7, 2021 12:22 PM

^^ Singapore

by Anonymousreply 192November 7, 2021 1:12 PM

Face slapping is frowned upon here

by Anonymousreply 193November 7, 2021 1:33 PM

Our king serves a fixed term of five years. Then somebody else gets a chance.

by Anonymousreply 194November 7, 2021 1:37 PM

^^Saudi Arabia?

by Anonymousreply 195November 7, 2021 1:44 PM

R189 = Jordan

by Anonymousreply 196November 7, 2021 1:59 PM

R182 - both Latvia and Estonia are "bathed by the Baltic sea" and have fewer than 2MM people

by Anonymousreply 197November 7, 2021 2:01 PM

OP if you are going to call someone a dumb twat you need to make sure you aren’t one. Maybe someone above has pointed it out as I can’t be bothered to wade through all the xenophobia but if not…England is not an island. It is part of the Island of Great Britain which includes Scotland and Wales. I don’t know the Welsh but can assure you the Scots are not dumb twats. Go look at a globe or an atlas.

by Anonymousreply 198November 7, 2021 2:02 PM

A country of chip-on-shoulder people who hang up phone calls with this weird, soft, high-pitched “byyye.” Anyone?

by Anonymousreply 199November 7, 2021 2:03 PM

Datalounge is not a country R199 ;)

by Anonymousreply 200November 7, 2021 2:04 PM

R195 No. Try again. R196 Yes.

by Anonymousreply 201November 7, 2021 2:21 PM

I don't think this thread is very nice.

by Anonymousreply 202November 7, 2021 2:23 PM

R186 Your 3 applies to both China and S Korea. Probably N Korea too if they could afford it.

by Anonymousreply 203November 7, 2021 2:25 PM

Of course England - and the rest of the U.K. - is a European country R148. Europe doesn’t mean the Economic Union. There are several European countries that have never been in the EU, Switzerland among them. FFS.

by Anonymousreply 204November 7, 2021 2:26 PM

We are morbidly obese, think we were the first to have free speech, falsely claim to have invented everything under the sun, believe we're the only first world country in the world, look down our noses at "euro trash" even though the only reason our country is, somewhat, successful is because we were settled by said "euro trash," have casually armed and funded IRA terrorists but refuse to acknowledge or apologize for it, is currently hurtling towards a civil war..


by Anonymousreply 205November 7, 2021 2:34 PM

Numerology counts in my country's culture. At times we have had banknotes in such denominations as 35, 45 and 90.

by Anonymousreply 206November 7, 2021 2:35 PM

Not as rich as Singapore but wealthier than Thailand. Many ghetto moms named their daughter after me.

by Anonymousreply 207November 7, 2021 3:37 PM

Because of the last part of that clue I'm going with Malaysia R207

by Anonymousreply 208November 7, 2021 3:40 PM

I know of no one who has named their children Malaysia.

by Anonymousreply 209November 7, 2021 5:28 PM

Is Darfur a country? Asking for a friend.

by Anonymousreply 210November 7, 2021 5:57 PM

Let’s do some for our resident trolls. Don’t leave out their home countries.

by Anonymousreply 211November 7, 2021 5:58 PM

Nor do I R209, but figured it was more likely than Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Brunei, Indonesia or Myanmar, given that R207 seemed to be implying it was a Southeast Asian country.

by Anonymousreply 212November 7, 2021 6:07 PM

We are big, richer than everybody, overly generous, mostly tons of fun.

by Anonymousreply 213November 7, 2021 6:16 PM

Oh and we protect and support everyone’s ass.

by Anonymousreply 214November 7, 2021 6:16 PM

r199, England? That bye thing is so funny to my ears. My English friend does it to me and it sounds like he’s saying goodbye to his mummy as she packs him off to boarding school at eight years old.

by Anonymousreply 215November 7, 2021 6:19 PM

R215 No I was thinking of their filthy penal colony.

by Anonymousreply 216November 7, 2021 6:30 PM

Uh no R197, one of these countries had a population of approx. 2.2M about ten years ago.

by Anonymousreply 217November 8, 2021 6:34 AM

Poorer than Singapore, but wealthier than Thailand? If the implication is SE Asia, then Malaysia is the only obvious choice. Laos, Myanmar and Vietnam are all poorer than Thailand. Indonesia will be richer in absolute terms, but poorer per capita. Unless I’m missing something.

by Anonymousreply 218November 8, 2021 6:59 AM

Can't mention WW2. Don't teach it in schools. Comfort women....what are they?

by Anonymousreply 219November 8, 2021 7:22 AM

Stealth xenophobia thread. Some Somalis may or may not have thrown rocks at a gay couple in Sweden? Gosh I guess Muslims really are bad. Better start registering them so we can send them to camps.

by Anonymousreply 220November 8, 2021 7:33 AM

Defense of homo-murdering cultures on a gay board. Lunacy!

by Anonymousreply 221November 8, 2021 7:44 AM

Oh and R220, it's not just Sweden. It's also Finland, Denmark, Holland, France, Britain, Germany, Belgium, Italy, Greece, the US, Kenya, Mali, Ivory Coast, Nigeria, Chad, India, etc. And of course in the 56 Muslim countries where being homo is socially abhorrent and a crime. But, never mind, carry on your lunatic defense.

by Anonymousreply 222November 8, 2021 7:55 AM

Our country's head of state lives in Germany. (No, the answer is not Germany.)

by Anonymousreply 223November 8, 2021 8:48 AM

Almost everybody is Muslims yet majority is non-religious. Kardashians hates us.

by Anonymousreply 224November 8, 2021 9:14 AM

OP England is not an island. You dumb ass. If you are calling the UK England you are even dumber. Maybe Santa will bring you an atlas.

by Anonymousreply 225November 8, 2021 10:00 AM

R71 Puerto Rico

by Anonymousreply 226November 8, 2021 10:05 AM

Inuits run me. Almost a country.

by Anonymousreply 227November 8, 2021 10:08 AM

R227 Greeland

by Anonymousreply 228November 8, 2021 10:11 AM

^^^ GreeNland ^^^

by Anonymousreply 229November 8, 2021 10:11 AM

I come out at the top of the Happiness Index regularly.

by Anonymousreply 230November 8, 2021 10:42 AM

Our country waited almost 1000 years to gain complete independence, in 1991.

Then we gave it all up in 2013 when we joined the EU.

by Anonymousreply 231November 8, 2021 10:59 AM

Last good moment was the mid-1930s when all those American and European expat artists and writers and musicians gathered in its capital city.

Since 1940 it's been downhill.

Its dear leader thinks he's a modern Napoleon.

He isn't.

He's just short.

by Anonymousreply 232November 8, 2021 11:22 AM

Vive la France!

by Anonymousreply 233November 8, 2021 11:25 AM

R223, Thailand? I know your new king lives in Munich most of the year.

by Anonymousreply 234November 8, 2021 11:31 AM

Viva le moi libre!

by Anonymousreply 235November 8, 2021 11:33 AM

Vive ^

by Anonymousreply 236November 8, 2021 11:33 AM

R234 Yep. Actually it's just as well he's not here.

by Anonymousreply 237November 8, 2021 11:33 AM

As per Wikipedia there are 1.3 MM people in Estonia and 1.9MM in Latvia R217

But Purple Prose Points for "bathed by the Baltic Sea"

Do you write ad copy?

by Anonymousreply 238November 8, 2021 1:18 PM

We invented the necktie.

by Anonymousreply 239November 8, 2021 1:27 PM

BONUS: We are the only two countries that still have a "the" as part of our name.

by Anonymousreply 240November 8, 2021 4:19 PM

R231 Ukraine

by Anonymousreply 241November 8, 2021 4:19 PM

R230 Norway

by Anonymousreply 242November 8, 2021 4:20 PM

R241 Ukraine is not in the EU!

by Anonymousreply 243November 8, 2021 4:22 PM

And hygge is Danish not Norwegian R242

by Anonymousreply 244November 8, 2021 4:40 PM

Oh well, I stand corrected. Should've used a question mark in my responses?

by Anonymousreply 245November 8, 2021 4:44 PM

Only recently changed our name because so many dumbasses confused us with a wealthy European country. We have more POZ people per capita than anywhere in the world.

by Anonymousreply 246November 8, 2021 5:51 PM

R231 You think Croatia would be better without being in EU? You silly naive guy.

by Anonymousreply 247November 8, 2021 6:38 PM

R247 Point is, after 1000 years of dependency they really weren't ready to strike it out alone.

by Anonymousreply 248November 8, 2021 6:49 PM

More people of African descent live here than any other country outside Africa. English is not our national language, nor is Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 249November 8, 2021 9:13 PM

We’re an island nation whose shape is not unlike the continental United States. Also, fuck Turkey.

by Anonymousreply 250November 8, 2021 9:54 PM

We are a wealthy small country whose ruling family traces themselves to royalty of the medieval ages. Our future Grand Duchess has one arm that is smaller than the other! In earlier days, we would have burned her as a witch.

by Anonymousreply 251November 8, 2021 10:10 PM

R250 Cyprus eh?

by Anonymousreply 252November 8, 2021 10:13 PM

R251 A hint" : the future Grand Duchess's father is from an aristocratic European family established in 1003.

by Anonymousreply 253November 8, 2021 10:16 PM

Has anyone guessed R111 yet? Macedonia?

by Anonymousreply 254November 8, 2021 10:22 PM

I am a country of deserts, mountains and beaches. Winston Churchill spent some winters here, in a fabulous hotel full of fragrant roses.

by Anonymousreply 255November 8, 2021 10:24 PM

R141, Guyana. You were the French one?

by Anonymousreply 256November 8, 2021 10:24 PM

Well done R256!

by Anonymousreply 257November 8, 2021 10:47 PM

R248- Brazil

R249 Cyprus - but only half a fuck you

R253 - Liechtenstein? (Grand Duchy of)

by Anonymousreply 258November 8, 2021 10:48 PM

R246 - Swaziland (which is now Eswatini, which sounds like some sort of cocktail, so not much of an improvement, lol

by Anonymousreply 259November 8, 2021 10:50 PM

R254 We're talking about countries here, and Macedonia is a region in that trouble-making country to the south. You know, the place where everyone loves Turkish candy and Turkish coffee, but they'll never call it that.

Nonetheless, you are half right.

by Anonymousreply 260November 8, 2021 10:59 PM

R251 Luxembourg

by Anonymousreply 261November 8, 2021 11:02 PM

R254 It's North Macedonia. That's why they changed the name.

by Anonymousreply 262November 8, 2021 11:05 PM

R127 Ungary I can't believe no one find out even after the hint at R146 R249 Brazil

by Anonymousreply 263November 8, 2021 11:16 PM

R263 Hungary it is, though Magyarország would also have been acceptable. The year 1920 is burned into every Hungarian's heart.

by Anonymousreply 264November 8, 2021 11:28 PM

It has the largest deposits of diamonds in the world, luckily not discovered until after independence.

by Anonymousreply 265November 8, 2021 11:44 PM

My national anthem has no words because there would never be agreement on them.

by Anonymousreply 266November 8, 2021 11:55 PM

Angola? Botswana? The one with the diamonds. Hopefully not Russia.

by Anonymousreply 267November 8, 2021 11:57 PM

Stinky cheese, cigaret and wine breath and an attitude the size of Texas.

Do not try speaking our language. We know English pretty well.

by Anonymousreply 268November 9, 2021 12:01 AM

Given that Austria-Hungary started the war R264 #FAIL

by Anonymousreply 269November 9, 2021 12:03 AM

Desaparacidos. colorful woven fabric, Mayan Indians and the United Fruit company.

Which country am I?

by Anonymousreply 270November 9, 2021 12:03 AM

Guatemala R270

by Anonymousreply 271November 9, 2021 12:04 AM

R265 Are you from Botswana?

by Anonymousreply 272November 9, 2021 12:05 AM


by Anonymousreply 273November 9, 2021 12:05 AM


Bingo! Extra fun fact: Guatemalans are known as "chapines" because of their flat sandals. Nick name given by their asshole Northern neighbors the Mexicans.

by Anonymousreply 274November 9, 2021 12:06 AM

Zoomers and younger Millennials know us for our penguins though in reality, none can be found here.

by Anonymousreply 275November 9, 2021 12:07 AM

R268 It's not just an attitude the size of Texas, France actually is about the same size as Texas. And they know English, they just don't want to speak it in their own country.

by Anonymousreply 276November 9, 2021 12:08 AM

R275 Madagascar?

by Anonymousreply 277November 9, 2021 12:09 AM

[quote]Are you from Botswana?

Is he from Gabon?

by Anonymousreply 278November 9, 2021 12:09 AM

The closest R268 has been to France is the Paris, Paris hotel in Las Vegas

by Anonymousreply 279November 9, 2021 12:09 AM

Take a "U" out of our name and you've got an accurate statement about most DLers

by Anonymousreply 280November 9, 2021 12:12 AM

No, he is a Prince from Nigeria and Patsy he has a check for 1 million that just needs to be deposited in a bank in the UK. Can you help him?

by Anonymousreply 281November 9, 2021 12:14 AM

R279 there's Paris ,Texas. Beautiful movie.

by Anonymousreply 282November 9, 2021 12:14 AM

R269. FAIL! Austria-Hungary did not exist as a country. Austria and Hungary were separate kingdoms with many tied relations. Under those relationships, Vienna did control the military. There's no historical doubt that the leadership in Vienna not Budapest marched to war. Hungary was an unhappy tag along, a victim of its historical alliance with Austria. It had no interest in Bosnia, for example. That was all Austria's dealing.

by Anonymousreply 283November 9, 2021 12:15 AM

We are the the only two countries in the Americas other than the US and Canada where English is the official language. (Island nations excluded)

by Anonymousreply 284November 9, 2021 12:15 AM

Correct R277

The movie has confused an entire generation into thinking penguins live in Madagascar, which is ruled by a disco-loving lemur named King Julian

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by Anonymousreply 285November 9, 2021 12:19 AM

British Honduras r284

by Anonymousreply 286November 9, 2021 12:27 AM

Lófasz a seggedbe!

by Anonymousreply 287November 9, 2021 12:28 AM


Lived in Europe half my life. Visited Paris at least as many times as you have been swiped left on Grindr.

by Anonymousreply 288November 9, 2021 12:30 AM

Even if I give you that it's always 1987 on Datalounge R286, you'd still need to come up with the current name for British Honduras which got a new name in 1973

by Anonymousreply 289November 9, 2021 12:30 AM



by Anonymousreply 290November 9, 2021 12:30 AM

[quote] as many times as you have been swiped left on Grindr.

Who knew there were gay cereal boxes

by Anonymousreply 291November 9, 2021 12:31 AM

PS - if you're going to grab lines from gay cereal boxes, at least repeat them correctly.

Tindr, the hetero dating app is the one where you swipe left or right.

On Grindr, like Datalounge, you just block people.

by Anonymousreply 292November 9, 2021 12:33 AM

R287 Some people on this board would enjoy that.

by Anonymousreply 293November 9, 2021 12:49 AM

Gay dictator -- everybody knew it, nobody dared to acknowledge it -- died in early 2020. He fucked boys that were chosen for the national youth orchestra.

by Anonymousreply 294November 9, 2021 1:02 AM

I hope there were some DL threads about him R294

Or was he not hot?

by Anonymousreply 295November 9, 2021 1:13 AM

We're invented wine. We hate Russians. We're an not an American state, Don't bother to learn our very complicated language.

by Anonymousreply 296November 9, 2021 7:16 AM

R296 Already covered.

by Anonymousreply 297November 9, 2021 7:55 AM

R293 Lófasz a seggembe. I'd certainly be up for that! Not sure about the horse, though.

by Anonymousreply 298November 9, 2021 8:21 AM

R294 Already covered by the Swiper the Fox clue near the top, but your clue is great

by Anonymousreply 299November 9, 2021 8:29 AM

We'd rather be known as the birthplace of apples, instead of Borat.

by Anonymousreply 300November 9, 2021 7:40 PM

R300 Kazakhstan. Exciting and exotic it is not. Borat is more interesting, and that's saying a lot.

by Anonymousreply 301November 9, 2021 8:03 PM

No one got R280 yet

by Anonymousreply 302November 10, 2021 12:55 AM

I guess it's be Uruguay R302 though I'm spoiled for U's.

by Anonymousreply 303November 10, 2021 1:02 AM

R303 But the clue said take out one U not two. So URGAY doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 304November 10, 2021 1:34 AM

Paraguay sans U: Para Gay?

by Anonymousreply 305November 10, 2021 1:57 AM

That’s the answer for R185, R305.

by Anonymousreply 306November 10, 2021 2:07 AM

South America is dis-integratring.

by Anonymousreply 307November 10, 2021 2:10 AM

R32, is it Shaun?

by Anonymousreply 308November 18, 2021 3:39 PM

R294, Canada?

by Anonymousreply 309November 18, 2021 3:40 PM

I'm sure this one has been done...I sit at a sidewalk cafe wearing Gucci sunglasses, petting my tiny dog, sipping my thick espresso and reading a fashion magazine. In the distance someone yells PEPPERONI, stay outta the garden, Uncle Pietro, he-a-taking-a-pee! Yes, I haven't had caffeinated coffee yet, my bad.

by Anonymousreply 310November 18, 2021 3:48 PM

R294 Oman

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by Anonymousreply 311November 18, 2021 3:50 PM

I wonder if he wore that hat whilst on the potty!

by Anonymousreply 312November 18, 2021 3:54 PM

R238 use your brains,one of these numbers rounds up to 2 million, while the doesn't...

by Anonymousreply 313November 19, 2021 9:25 PM

Country that loves soccer and acts italian but isn't. Also, the second country in the western hemisphere to make gay marriage legal.

by Anonymousreply 314November 19, 2021 9:46 PM

R314 Argentina?

by Anonymousreply 315November 19, 2021 10:18 PM

R315, Yes, sir indeed

by Anonymousreply 316November 19, 2021 10:34 PM

R59 is Endora.

by Anonymousreply 317November 20, 2021 5:22 PM

Name the country where men wear skirts, pudding is made out of blood, which birthed the actor who played a memorable Dr. Who.

by Anonymousreply 318November 20, 2021 5:28 PM

R318 Scotland, easy.

by Anonymousreply 319November 20, 2021 5:33 PM

That country Americans bafflingly seem to love and want to claim ancestors from.

by Anonymousreply 320November 20, 2021 5:34 PM

R320 Ethiopia?

by Anonymousreply 321November 20, 2021 5:37 PM

R82 is Niger

by Anonymousreply 322November 20, 2021 5:42 PM

Fun fact, R322. They pronounce it NEE-jair.

by Anonymousreply 323November 20, 2021 5:45 PM

R320 That could be a lot of countries. Americans desperately want to claim Italian, Irish, Polish ancestry but hate to claim German and especially English one, even though most white Americans are from those countries.

by Anonymousreply 324November 21, 2021 10:13 AM

R59 and R317 Andorra.

by Anonymousreply 325November 21, 2021 2:25 PM

I was thinking of Ireland, obviously. It's weird you think that they have a special love for Poland and want to claim Polish ancestry since I've never come across that one. Italy not so much, it seems to be associated with the mafia more.

by Anonymousreply 326November 22, 2021 7:51 AM

Name the two countries that share a land between them, alternating adminstration of the land between them every six months.

by Anonymousreply 327November 24, 2021 1:33 PM

R327, that is the Caprivi Strip, and the two countries are Botswana and Namibia.

by Anonymousreply 328November 24, 2021 3:09 PM

This is the driest country in Sub-Saharan Africa. It is distinguished by a large desert from which it derived its name, and is overall one of the least densely populated countries in the world.

by Anonymousreply 329November 24, 2021 3:20 PM

This is the driest country in Sub-Saharan Africa. It is distinguished by a large desert from which it derived its name, and is overall one of the least densely populated countries in the world.

by Anonymousreply 330November 24, 2021 3:20 PM

R330 is it Saharia?

by Anonymousreply 331November 24, 2021 3:32 PM

R328 No, we're not talking about the Caprivi Strip. The two countries adjoining that strip do not rotate administration of it every six months.

by Anonymousreply 332November 24, 2021 3:37 PM

r329 Namibia?

by Anonymousreply 333November 24, 2021 8:21 PM

Correct, 333!

by Anonymousreply 334November 24, 2021 8:46 PM

A country that is composed of a main island, some smaller islands and a piece of land on mainland Africa, but its capital is on the island formerly known as Fernando Po.

by Anonymousreply 335November 25, 2021 12:17 AM

R327, France and Spain.

by Anonymousreply 336November 25, 2021 12:20 AM

R335 Equatorial Guinea. Is the phrase without U in R280 partially in spanish?

by Anonymousreply 337November 25, 2021 12:41 AM

This country's economy crashed when Coke switched to New Coke.

by Anonymousreply 338November 25, 2021 7:57 AM

Is the phrase without U in [R280] partially in spanish? URUGUAY becomes URUGAY (your a gay?)

by Anonymousreply 339November 25, 2021 11:46 PM

R337, it's the only Spanish-speaking country in Africa as well.

by Anonymousreply 340November 25, 2021 11:59 PM

We're the only country in South America that loves baseball more than any other sport.

by Anonymousreply 341November 26, 2021 12:02 AM

R341 What is Venezuela?

by Anonymousreply 342November 26, 2021 12:09 AM

R342, yep!

by Anonymousreply 343November 26, 2021 12:11 AM

R341 More than football (soccer)?

by Anonymousreply 344November 26, 2021 9:22 AM

140 Million men 130 scared little boys

by Anonymousreply 345November 27, 2021 2:33 AM

It has both Diamonds and AIDS.

by Anonymousreply 346November 27, 2021 2:37 AM

R344 apparently, though I never got why. Their national futboll.soccer team are notoriously sucky.

by Anonymousreply 347November 27, 2021 2:43 AM

The British could never conquer our country because our Gurkha warriors were so fierce, so instead the British hired them as mercenaries, even used in the Falklands War.

by Anonymousreply 348November 27, 2021 8:11 PM

R348 Nepal of course. Those knives!

by Anonymousreply 349November 27, 2021 8:37 PM

R346 And apparently the Omicron Strain as well

by Anonymousreply 350November 27, 2021 8:45 PM

This country was the site of a dictionary's worth of homicides one fatal night: a regicide, patricide, matricide, fratricide, sororicide, and a suicide.

by Anonymousreply 351November 28, 2021 8:22 AM

We are quite nazi-ish but hide it better than Germans in the cellars of oure castles.

Food is better too.

by Anonymousreply 352November 28, 2021 9:17 AM

R338 What the hell?

by Anonymousreply 353November 28, 2021 9:19 AM

R353 It's true! New Coke didn't use as much of a natural flavouring on which the tiny country's export economy depends.

by Anonymousreply 354November 28, 2021 10:48 AM

It was known as Africa's breadbasket, until the revolution. Then it became a textbook example of how a government induces hyperinflation.

by Anonymousreply 355November 28, 2021 1:17 PM

There's a large mountainous region in this country which women are not permitted to enter.

by Anonymousreply 356November 28, 2021 1:28 PM

If all these posts are true, I'm amazed out how international the DL is, I assumed it was mostly people from North America from generations and generations and....ago. I am very impressed and quite overwhelmed.

by Anonymousreply 357November 28, 2021 2:06 PM

R357 Until Covid, if you're single and have some money, you travel.

by Anonymousreply 358November 28, 2021 2:33 PM

Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 R355?

by Anonymousreply 359November 28, 2021 2:56 PM

Why is this thread greyed out?

Seems like one of the most uncontroversial topics for a popular thread this year

by Anonymousreply 360November 28, 2021 2:58 PM

R360, jealous dumbies cannot stand a popular thread that requires something above a 6th grade education to participate in.

They FF threads like this, and then proceed to create 20 threads on Brittney or SatC.

by Anonymousreply 361November 28, 2021 3:51 PM

[quote] There's a large mountainous region in this country which women are not permitted to enter.

That would be Chris Evans' ass.

by Anonymousreply 362November 28, 2021 3:53 PM

R354 Do you know which country is it? Or are you the OP of that question?

by Anonymousreply 363November 28, 2021 5:35 PM

R363 I'm the OP of the question. I won't give you a phrase you can simply Google, but the answer isn't hard to find.

By the way, the country continues to specialize in this flavouring source and its economy is doing relatively fine these days.

by Anonymousreply 364November 28, 2021 5:41 PM



by Anonymousreply 365November 28, 2021 7:35 PM

R356 Greece

by Anonymousreply 366November 28, 2021 8:57 PM

R366 Right on. Home of Athos.

by Anonymousreply 367November 28, 2021 9:04 PM

R367 Why are women not permitted to enter this region? Didn't know Greece was so backward

by Anonymousreply 368November 28, 2021 9:41 PM

No female animals either R368

Because Jesus

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by Anonymousreply 369November 28, 2021 9:46 PM

It's a large autonomous region on the Athos Peninsula with a dozen Eastern Orthodox monasteries and a history dating back over a 1000 years.

Athos is a very holy place.

by Anonymousreply 370November 28, 2021 9:49 PM

Does Mt Athos welcome trans men?

by Anonymousreply 371November 29, 2021 12:01 AM

We are home to the southernmost capital city in the world

by Anonymousreply 372November 29, 2021 1:38 AM

And we are home to the northernmost capital city.

by Anonymousreply 373November 29, 2021 1:39 AM

R373 Iceland?

by Anonymousreply 374November 29, 2021 2:02 AM

Correct R374

by Anonymousreply 375November 29, 2021 2:22 AM

New Zealand R372

by Anonymousreply 376November 29, 2021 2:29 PM

Correct R376

by Anonymousreply 377November 29, 2021 2:46 PM

We just told Liz Windsor to GTFO.

by Anonymousreply 378November 29, 2021 9:06 PM


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by Anonymousreply 380November 30, 2021 3:11 AM

Some kids in the Carribean feeling their oats.

I like it when countries flex their muscles. That is what life is all about.

Also, wasn't it Brendatown?

by Anonymousreply 381November 30, 2021 3:12 AM

It was created by slave holders for free men. It has never claimed to be perfect. It just wants to make everyone better.

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