Most Homoerotic Music Video?

You are unable to link because you... don't know that the Internet is actually that, an "inter" net? Things are connected. You are not.

Thank you for that, R1. In which case, try Googling the two above videos and you will be linked to them.

Rammstein - Mann Gegen Mann

For something to be homoerotic, I think it has to not gross you completely the fuck out. And while "fake saggy Iggy Pop in leather diapers having an engine oil fight with a football team" probably does it for somebody on this planet, it's not even on my top thousand of the "Things I Feel Guilty Rubbing One Out Over" list.

^^^

The Blaze - Virile

Such a sweet music video

Well, shit, R5, don't let me hold you back from all that leathery wrinkled flesh.

Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring

While this isn't a music video per se, I watched this fan-made video endlessly when I came out (around 2008). Haven't seen it in years and forgot how beautiful it is

Lady Gaga - Alejandro

80s gay porn from my formative years.

Siouxsie & The Banshees "Kiss Them For Me". I know the song a tribute to Jayne Mansfield, but the video is pretty gay and high camp with the guys all dressed up in leather, blowing kisses at each other, the white poodle mix, the heart shaped pool (a Jayne reference), Siouxsie wearing a glove while reaching through the mirror giving me a fisting visual. Not to mention the earrings dropping at the end.

SSION ft. Ariel Pink - 'At Least The Sky Is Blue'

r3 Wow that looks fantastic!!

There was a video in black and white of trains pulling in and out of a station made back in the '80s that had what seemed like a number of explicitly gay couples involved, male and female; as I recall the lead singer was also decidedly twinky.

Cannot for the life of me recall the song. It was some one-hit wonder piece of shit.

Paul Jbara. Ocho Rios. 1986.

OP, we include links when we create new posts, dear. Get a grip on reality.

Sorry, R17! I'll write a letter of apology to your governess.

Bananarama - More Than Physical

"Allentown" by Billy Joel.

The baton twirled by the ripped blond in the tighty whities is not the only thing in this video that's flaming!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax

At the time I thought Fincher's video was.

Does Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" count?

Dirty hot dark homoeroticism. Watch 'til the end.

Surely this is it.

[Watch at your own risk.]

Hard to believe that some people on a gay gossip board don't know the difference between camp and homoerotic. Looking at you, r12.

Maybe this?

: )

Oh, please, OP. You don't know shit about Pet Shop Boys' homoerotic mv. This is IT!

And you didn't bother to read the thread, R28.

Ms Ross FTW !!!!!!!

R28, someone already posted that video.

I like this one

"Boy, that Madonna! She certainly can have fun on a beach!

But... what's with all those... fishboys?" -- Carol Leifer

Not the original music video (which is a bit similar), but I like this one.

Cazwell, "Ice Cream Truck"

Holy shit, R33, I forgot that one! I was always so happy as a gayling to see it. Those mermen were the sexiest things on TV.

One of them is actually Tony Ward; IIRC, the other three were US marines.

I just moved to Italy recently and fell in love with Mahmood. This video and others of his are very homo erotic, even though he doesn't come out and say he is gay. This is Klan

Electric Six - Gay Bar

[quote]a bisexual man having a summer fling with one of the titular boys

Just how big were those boys' titulars?

R8 R28 Being Boring is arguably the Pet Shop Boy's best song with profound and poignant lyrics. The is the longer album version, with the amazing into and outro but with no video.

More pansexual than homoerotic, but it def caught my eye when it came out 20 years ago.

This one awakened something in me as a kid

Stuck in my mind for years.

Which one was the Elton John one with all the dudes in speedos and body paint?

R44

Bananarama - Love In The First Degree (Official Video)

R46, those boys were werkin' it!

Janet Jackson - Love Will Never Do (Without You)

A video by Pierre et Gilles.

Lamur - Tu es foutu (2002)

Donna Allen, "Serious." ... Seriously.

Linda Clifford - A Night With The Boys

I couldn't find the original music video, but this live performance is a hoot.

Check out the guy dancing by her. Is he with her? Or is he just some random guy in the (most likely gay) nightclub she's performing at?

Playing with the Boys from the movie Top Gun, sung by Kenny Loggins

Before Being Boring... there was Domino Dancing. I think this video inspired Kristen's Bjorn's entire gay porn oeuvre.

Monica Naranjo - Enamorada

R53, thank you posting - that's the one I cite in the OP.

I think it's a fascinating video that presents the woman as a fulcrum for the homosexual relationship between the two main male characters - she sort of guides them together, as it were.

A fairy godmother, if you'll pardon the pun.

The dude in the white turtleneck is still the sexiest boy I have ever seen in a music video. That look on his face as she lightly caresses him on the dance floor is the stuff of which dreams are made.

There was some Australian female singer laying out by a pool with 100+ guys in speedos and they all rhythmically arch their backs, simultaneously and thrust their pelvises and turn over multiple times during the song.

Football players. Ninjas. Fencers. Bikers. Students with blowing shirts.

Really, into the 50s and no one’s mentioned Total Eclipse of the Heart with prep school boys having their shirts blown open, wearing speedos doused in water, shirtless gymnastics and football playing in pads?

Just the poster directly above you, R59.

R56 - Yes. The bitch's name is Kylie Fucking Minogue.

I always thought this PSB video had, at the time anyway, a coded/undercover homoerotic vibe. On the surface it's Neil Tennant and Sir Ian fighting over a supermodel. Can't help but not take this one at face value.

This

"There was some Australian female singer laying out by a pool with 100+ guys in speedos and they all rhythmically arch their backs, simultaneously and thrust their pelvises and turn over multiple times during the song."

Although R60 attributed that video to Kylie, I believe R56 was referring to this song from the Australian movie "Starstruck":

R63 that's might be more camp than homoerotic - here is "Slow", by that Australian singer

There was a video by a female French singer that had a bunch of hot rugby-type players showing their bare asses off in the shower. I used to have it on my computer, but I seem to have lost it. Wish I knew what it was (I can sing it for you).

This one R65 ? Les garçons dans le vestiaire (Boys in the Locker Room).

Was it this one r65?

FUCK THIS SITE

An example from K-pop

This was seared into my little gayling mind as one of the most homoerotic things I was first exposed to, though it was Autumn I was more desirous of then any of the Gay guys.

R68 - no, that wasn't it, but close! Mine took place in a locker room and was in color.

I’m not sure if it’s homoerotic but back in the early days Depech Mode’s style screams that they want a gay fanbase.

Hm, let me think about it for a minute…

Helen Lawson’s banned video, “Three Roosters” , about a gay threesome. She thought it would re-launch her career during the Disco Era.

R44/R45 for the win. "I'm Still Standing" is the gayest video ever.

[quote] I’m not sure if it’s homoerotic

Well, did it give you an erection?

THIS is the gayest music video ever.

Diana sashaying down a dirty street wearing a white mink coat and meeting dancing boys doing West Side Story.

Wonder if Linda knew the guy behind her would be doing all that pumping?

Relax.

Sorry, R64. I wasn't even aware of that Kylie video -- and I'm a big fan of hers. I have the album, just never saw that video. I wonder if she was influenced by that scene in Starstruck, though. It sure seems random that, as an Australian who probably saw the movie, she would conceive of a video featuring a somewhat similar scenario by a pool. I have to admit, though, her video is more erotic.

Sylvia Tosun - 5 Reasons

Monsieur Darcey clearly has other ideas in French chanteuese Zazie's Jane Austen homage...

This wrecks me every time.

When I was a kid many many moons ago, Olivia Newton John's Let's Get Physical definitely did it for me.

I love this song and video. Helps if you like the bear/leather type which I kinda do.

Albeit, it was vey low key, but I always found the sexual tension and eroticism of the guys of Go West above that of any other male duos- even Wham and Hall and Oats. Especially this video with one all sweaty and blue collar and the other nattily dressed.

R82 Was that Burt Reynolds way of finally coming out? "Let me Really Smell the Bull." Bravo to Willie for making it.

Tu es foutu

What's She Gonna Look Like With A Chimney On Her? has a surprise gay twist

It's all the same thing.

This wasn't an official video, but perfectly captures the homoerotic undertones of this quietly beautiful and devastating Yazoo (Yaz in the US) song

Probably Ricky’s sexiest

Yeah, “she” bangs…

Many of these videos were homo, but not very erotic.

Well in that case, here's another one that not erotic but certainly homo (from 1981)

R85’s link is restricted in my country; but I found it at Daily Motion:

Homoerotic?

THIS is homoerotic OP

There was an 80s new wave video with a Drummer hitting a snare drum and he eventually edits down to just his underwear? Strike a bell with anyone? I've tried remembering for years.

r27 damn you for posting that video. I went down a major rabbit hole researching that group. Interesting story.

Why is reply 60 such a crabby faced cunt?

Maybe not homoerotic but definitely gay as a goose

Snake.

R105 Why watch that when you can watch what it is ripping off at R70, it’s a pale shadow of it.

Early Take That videos were extremely homoerotic. This video looks like it was directed by Bel Ami studios.

R55, That guy is Ricky Martin!

Even though there is no skin, this is still sex charged song, another from Mahmoud. Video is about two Bros hanging out with their friends. They meet each other for the first time then agree to meet later on the same spot, just the two of them. "I would die for you, and I don't know why."

Para los fans trans

RDJ lip-synching to Elton John's "I Want Love" in one take might not be erotic per se, but it does seem very homosexual somehow (beyond Elton being gay and RDJ rumors).

It feels like a performance for a male audience but I don't know why.

I thought it was a sad detail that RDJ did this while wearing an ankle monitor for a house arrest.

ElderGay Love

I found R15's song.

Egad, what crap.

And as gay as gay can be.

This Teeks video gets me hard.

another Gay song from Depeche Mode and they weren’t afraid to perform it in the early 80’s

D’Angelo

Now see, this bitch at R116 KNOWS what time it is!

98° - Because Of You

I always thought when it was cute. The muscle guy was hotter but he had really femme voice.

The naked boys of Blink 182 had synergy and sex appeal.

I'd add A Word in Spanish from Elton John to the list.

Sure, it 's about a forbidden love between a boy and a girl, but, come on....

R111 did RDJ get the AIDS in jail?

That Alejandro video is awful. First, all those Spanish names and she decides on a Fascist feel. The sexuality is centered on HER. The dancers with Moe Howard haircuts adds to the unerotic feel.

Video should have been saturated with tropical color and hot sweaty male bodies.

The Moe Howard haircuts completely kill it for me, although I like the dancing overall.

r122, I prefer this version:

R124 thanks for posting.

That was actually much sexier.

This one had a swing to it.

Sydney's fabulous Mogadonna.

This one must be some sort of record for on-stage phalluses.

This must have corrupted a few little boys watching. The dancer is beyond hot.

Few people have had such a run of fabulously conceived videos as Will Young.

Bump

Nine Inch Nails -video has guy-on-guy sex at 1:39,2:31 and 2:54

There's some fine male flesh in Pat Benatar's Sex As A Weapon video.

r46 LOVE Bananarama!!

R134 - me, too! "Walk like an Egyptian..."

r135 That was The Bangles!! Hazy shade of winter is my favourite song of theirs!

Obviously.

So the upshot from the candidates presented: There has yet to be a truly homoerotic music video

Exactly what I was going to post, R138.