Activists hold ‘Small Dong March’ to end ‘shaming’ of tiny penises

Liars, all. I coined the phrase "endowed".

How many people marched? 3?

Interestingly, when the subject of penis size comes up among the straight men I know, they always talk about how they think they have small penises. I think a lot of guys probably undersell themselves more than the other way around. As I say to these guys, "when do you ever see enough erect penises to make the claim that you're small?" and it always comes from either seeing other guys flaccid in locker rooms etc, which isn't a good indicator of erect size, or from comparing themselves to porn stars who are chosen specifically for their large penises.

You should start a charity to raise awareness, r3.

It will not be a hit parade. People will flee.

Haha, R4!

(Actually, one of them did seem to become a bit interested at one point, and also his girlfriend seemed a bit interested too, but I never pursued that. Without her, yeah I would've - he was a hot tradie. With her, not so much.)

My attending the "Small Dong March" would be a little hard for the worthy participants to swallow.

As a non-bio trans Asian, I identify as small penised.

Dong Show Peen

Wild guess - but the number of marchers will probably be overestimated to seem more… robust.

I read this as "Small Dog March."

Korean-American men should join the march in droves!

The only thing that would have made it better would be if they had marched naked.

Small cocks rock.

Hate those big ones that flop around when I am fucking a guy.

Big dongs are like big dugs. Both are so vulgar.

Agreed R14.

No black men to be found on such a march, I guess :P

Nothing more disappointing than unwrapping a candy bar for the first time and discovering it is fun-sized.

R16 there were 17 black men at the march.

Your racism is showing.

R17 and I have the opposite experience, nothing more vulgar than a family sized candy bar. Give me fun sized.

R18 I am not racist. I love my brothers.

And I watched 'Do The Right Thing' yesterday.

Unless it is my Daddy Orange🍊 with the mushroom 🍄head, I have no interest in small dick activities.

R16 It is not fair. Many non black were at BLM protests, they should show some solidarity too.

R13 You liar. You mean you dont like a big cock because it hurts your delicate hole, so you prefer to be pounded by a smaller one.

R12 Koreans compensate with the brain size.

The greatest thing in the world was Howard Stern’s Smallest Penis Contest. I’ve never laughed so hard.

Howard always says he has a small penis.

R22 I don't get fucked but thanks for playing...idiot.

R24 Howard does not lie, he used to swim at Reebock Club back in the day when I was in NY.

Very tiny and he takes his hair off before he swims. The man is bald.

R25 You protest too much? Are you afraid of my masculine appeal?

[quote]Very tiny and he takes his hair off before he swims. The man is bald.

I knew that was a hair system! Way too curly and healthy looking compared to his old, real hair.

The “All Dongs Go To Heaven” sign is funny af

Sizemeat verifi...never mind.

I wish we had a laugh emoji like META.

R28 you thought right. I suspect he also takes it off when he wants to be anonymous.

This is what he looks like without the wig.